Bye bye Pinball.
(1)do you know what i am?
(2)ugly all day?
(1)johnny, can you fly?
(2)no.
(1)you keep that in mind when you look at her, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane!
**Garland Green sings** He’s got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he’s got the whole world in his hands,he’s got the whole wide world in his hands.
**man and lil girl singing** He’s go the world in his hands. He’s got the whole world in his hands….
**reads**Uncle…Bob’s….Scenic…Tours…..SHIT!
**singin** Swing low sweet chariot…coming fourth to carry me home….
**singing** …..little bitty babies…..
**sings**Oh nothing maked me sadder then an agent lost his bladder in the airplane.
-Make a move and the bunny gets it
-Put the bunny back in the box
…Define -irony-…
…my daddy’s coming home on July 14th…..
1 What are you gonna do? 2 What do you think I’m gonna do? I’m gonna save the fuckin’ day!
1) she’s beautiful 2) beautiful? sunsets are beautiful new born babies
are beautiful, this? this is fucking spectacular!!
1) What’s with dictionary boy? 2) Actually, thesaurus boy would be more appropriate.
1)****** your not ready for take off.
2)No one on this aircraft gives a flying fuck.
1)Can you fly Jonny?
2)No
1)You keep that in mind when you look at her. Cuz if your dick jumped outta your pants, you jump outta this plane.
1)Carson City. The Law is down there. You outta your mind?
2)According to my last psyche evaluation……yes.
1)Cy..
2)Anora!
1)Cyrus, where are you taking my plane?
2)We’re going to Disney Land.
1)Does that gun work?
2)Ya
1)Then shoot that piece of shit.
1)Don’t push me, Cyrus, man I swear to god,. i will blow away your little boyfriend right now.
2)You know the nest time you choose a human shield, you’re better off not picking a two-bit negro crackhead.
1)Hello Bob, wanna come over for dinner?……Are you sick?
2)Why do you ask?
1)You look sick.
2)I am sick.
1)Do you take medicine?
2)There is no medicine for what I have.
1)Hello Cameron.
2)Hello Hummingbird.
1)Hold Fire.
2)Sir?
2)I said hold fire.
1)I can’t allow that.
2)You know what I am?
1)Ugly all day?
1)If we let you out, you gonna play nice, Billy?
2)Probably not.
1)If you can’t trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust? [silence] That was a joke.
2)I’m glad you told me.
1)Isn’t that your car, Malloy?
2)Couldn’t be, I left mine at the office…
1)It’s amazing the shit you white trash know.
2)That’s rite!
1)It’s pretty clever, huh bitch!
**shoots**
2)No, thats clever.
1)Look man, I just wanna know. All right? You didnt–you didn’t mean that dirty, nigger crackhead shit, did you?
2)Gimme that gun.[takes gun]Hell yes. I meant it.
1)Now you were saying?
2)Oh, that’s very clever, Cyrus. So you think I give a shit about that little bitch guard you have there right now? Well maybe you didn’t hear what I said. I’m the D.E.A. You know what the fuck that means?
3)Your the most crooked nigger on this plane.
2)Shut up!
1)Pinball didnt make it.
2)No! That’s too bad. I liked..Pinball.
1)Shoot him!
2)Quiet Sweetheart.
1)There’s now three men I trust.
2)Am I one of them?
1)Told you I’d get this back.
2)Fuck you trailer trash.
1)Hey my mama lives in a trailer.
1)We need another white boy to volunteer.
2)Pilot’s white.
3)Oh wait. Wait, wait. The pilot? Who’s gonna fly the plane?
2)Relax Billy. Welcome to the Machine.
1)what the fuck is that?
2)That’s Garland Green, man.
1)What’s your name convict?
2)My name?
1)Yeah.
2)Poe.
1)Where the hell is the virus?
2)I’m the new captin. Put this down.
1)Where u taking my plane Cyrus? 2)Were goin’ to Disneyland.
1)Without me you got no one to fly the plane.
2)I never think that far ahead.
1)You know what my daddy taught me?
2)Whats that?
1)Nuttin
2)Self-Educated man.
1. do you know what i am?! 2. ugly allday?
1. Hey, those are my shades! 2. They’re mine now, sister 1. Men.
1. Where are you going? 2.I’m gonna prove to you there is a god.
1. Yeehaw, what’s on your mind hillbilly?
2. What was I thinking? Oh yeah.. yeehaw.
1. You know what I am?
2. Ugly all day.
1.) Carson City? The laws down there. Have you lost your mind?
2.) According to my last psych evaluation…yes.
1.) Yee-haw!! What’s on your mind Hillbilly?
2.) What was I thinking? Oh right, yee-haw.
1.It smells like someone shit in your mouth! 2.He told me he loved me.
1: Put the bunny back in the box. 2: and what are you going to do if i dont? **start running at each other** 2 ends up dead. 1. now why didnt you jsut put the bunny back in the box?>
1: Well now you’re talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in an office for 50 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Spending the rest of your life in some nursing home, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet in time. Wouldn’t you call that insane? 2. Murdering 30 people, semantics or not, is insane. 1. This one girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. 2. Ya know, it’s my daughter’s birthday today so please feel free not to share everything with me
Put The Bunny Down.
A MEANS TO AN END MY WHITE FRIEND, A MEANS TO AN END.
All I can think about is, like there ain’t no god, like he doesn’t exist.
And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse.
Anyway, I despise rapists. To me, you’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you’re really thirsty.
Are you with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual?
Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this is fucking spectacular!
Break out the fine china, chill the lemonade and tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree, coz this boy’s comin home to his ladie’s, comin home forever, i just hope im not a disappointment to Casey, or to you…….. Love Cameron
C;mon you stinkin’ piece of shit.
cameron poe: there’s only two men i trust. one is me. the other is not you.
Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.
Cyrus: Welcome to Con Air.
Damn, this pig is heavy.
Define irony – a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash.
Define irony.
A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash!
Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Define Irony…a bunch of guys on a plane dancing to a hit song made popular by a bunch of idiots who died in a plane wreck…HAH.
define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.=-O
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash.
Define Irony; A bunch of idiots dancing around on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
dewrag gotta go homeboy
Don’t fire…..
Dont…treat….women…..like….that!
Dostoevsky said that after doing a little time
First I thought he was singing YMCA.
Gag and bag this Nazi muffin
Garland: Two go down, one comes up Poe: It wasnt my fault Garland: most crimes are out of necessity rather than desire, but the great ones, dahmer, bundy, ghesey they killed because it excited them Poe: you know what,its my daughters birthday sofeel free not to share anything at all with me Garland: One girl i rode through three states wearing her head as a hat
GOOD JOB. NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT SAVE A MAN’S LIFE YOU JUST MADE BEST FRIENDS WITH CYRUS THE VIRUS.
He’s a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
He’s got the whole world in his hands….
He’s off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.
Hello,Garland
here is the junkyard, here is the bone yard(man interupts)Whats That(he answers)…Thats a rock.
here we go ranger boy….
Hey Poe. Next time take the bus.
Hey those are MY shades!!
HEY!!! I don like him! If he speaks again this conversation is terminated!
How do I live without you?
How do I live.
I am sick.
i can eat a peach for hours
I despise rapists. For me, they’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.
I got a picture, a picture of you.
I got a spot on my arm just for you.
I know a good body-shop in Fresno, if it’s insured.
I love your work!
I meant to get a haircut.
I said…put the bunny back in the box.
I started this day with a birthday to get to and I’m gonna get to it.
I’d still like to crush his larynx with my boot.
I’m gonna save the fucking day
I’m gonna show you god does exist.
I’m gonna show you that God exists!
If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property.
If anybody gets through, you scratch their eyes out.
It would have been Johnny 600 if they knew the whole story!
It’s not difficult to surmise Nathan’s feelings towards killing these guards; and my own proclivities are well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air
Larkin: Where you going with my plane Cyrus?
Cyrus: Were going to Disney Land!
Larkin: You lying Cyrus.
Cyrus: So are you Vince…*sings* Ohh nothing makes me madder then an agent lost his bladder in the airplane!
Lerner Airfield, I’m so glad to be here.
Make a move and the bunny gets it!
Make a move, and the bunny gets it.
Mudering 30 people, somantics or not, is insane.
Nice going son. Not only did you not save this dude’s life. You done made best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus!
Nice work Poe. Truly nice work.
No way Jose! ah!
nobody move or the bunny gets it
Not only did you not save this dudes life, you also managed to make best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus!
Oh nuthin makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder, in the airplane
One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
One girl…I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
Or as we say in ebonics ‘We’d be fucked’
Pilot: Without me, you have nobody to fly the plane
Cyrus: I never think that far ahead
Put the bunny back in the box.
She’s my hummingbird.
shes my humming bird
So how are you? Never mind, scratch that. You were expecting to see your husband today, and then all of this happened.
Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane.
Sorry boss, there’s only two men I trust, one of thems me.. the other ones not you.
Thank you for choosing con air.
That car is beautiful
Beautiful is a sunset or a new born baby, this car is F***in spectacular
That’s a rock.
The last mohican’s burning, man!
The strips where I’m gonna land, only the word is crash.
There are only two men I trust. One is me. The other’s not you.
There are only two people I trust. One is me the other is not you.
There are two men I trust. One of them’s me, the other’s not you.
There are two people I trust in this world. One of them is me, and the other one isn’t you.
There’s 2 men i trust the first is me and the second aren’t you
There’s a means to an end my white friend.
There’s only two men I trust. One of em’s me, the other ones not you.
There’s only two people I trust, one of them’s me, and the other’s not you.
they call him cyrus the virus. he claims he’s killed more people than cancer.
They’d call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth
This ain’t Mai-Tai’s and Yatzee!
This is one problem that needs to be un-fucked right now!
This situation needs to get unfucked right now!
Trisha: Hello Cameron
Cameron: Hello Hummingbird
Trust me folks, this is gonna be a day you’ll never forget.
Well hooray for the sounds of fucking silence.
Well of course you can’t reach him. He’s off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.
Well, it’s not exactly Mai-Tais and Yahtzee out there, but let’s do it.
What do you think I’m going to do? I’m going to save the fucking day.
What do you think I’m gonna do? I’m gonna save the fucking day!
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?
What is going on? And I answer…we have a traitor.
When this is over, so are you, you little prick!
When you wake up Bishop. I’ll be Jonny 24.
WHERE’S MY DAUGHTER’S PICTURE YOU SHIT EATING PECKERHEAD?
Why couldn’t he just put the bunny back in the box?
Why couldn’t you have put the bunny back in the box?
Why did ya have to touch the bunny?
Why didn’t you put the bunny back in the box?
Will the driver of the white corvette please move your car or it will be towed.
Ya…the department of erec….corrections…
You should’ve put the bunny back in the box
You won’t go near my daughter! Buckle up!
You’re D.E.A. What are you doing on this flight? Won’t they fly you boys commercially?
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