–He wants to produce something of mine.
–Yeah, your first child.
–He’s an American phenomenon.
–Yeah, like acid rain.
–I told you I’m putty in your hands.
–What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?
–If you play your cards right, you could have my body.
–Wouldn’t you rather leave it to science?
-What will happen if a man kills another man?
-One way or another, they will be punished.
-If they are caught
A strange man defecated on my sister.
Great. Now I can get rid of my few remaining teeth.
He sat on me and went to the bathroom
I can’t watch his stuff. It’s sub-mental.
If he’s not caught, that which originates from a balck deed will blossom in a foul manner. Wehther it’s the Old Testament or Shakespeare, murder will out.
If you want a happy ending, you should go see a Hollywood movie.
My husband and I fell in love at first sight…Maybe I should have taken a second look.
Show business is dog-eat-dog. It’s worse than dog-eat-dog. It’s
dog-doesn’t-return-other-dog’s-phone-calls. Which reminds me…I should check my answering service.
The last time I was inside a woman I was in the Statue of Liberty.
We haven’t slept together in months. April 20th, I remember the date exactly ’cause it was Hitler’s birthday.
What is the guy so upset about? You’d think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before?
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