(1) You didn’t have to. (2) Yes I did. (1) Why? (2) Because I love you. (1) Just remember who said it first.
(1)Well, you know Kate. (2)Yes, I do and I don’t like to see her upset. (1)Invest in blindfolds.
(doug holding kate in the air) Kate: Could you please put me down? (he drops her on her butt) Kate: You, you creaton! Doug: Guess that move needs some work.
–Do you shower once a week?
–Is that an invitation?
1) I don’t like to see her upset. 2) If I was you, I’d invest in blindfolds
1) I want to see your ass in the air! 2) Until Hercules here learns to lock his grip, this will have to do. (flips up skirt and skates off)
1) Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys.
2) As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend.
1) There’s a rough gig. What do you do with him? Keep him chained up in the basement?
2) Hale at the moment is working at my farther’s London office. He’s an MBA. Harvard. You might have heard of it – they do have a hockey team.
1) He must be a very smart guy. I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away
1) Well, you know Kate.
2) Yes I do, and I don’t like to see her upset.
1)If I were you, I would invest in blindfolds
1) What are you looking for? 2)Nothing! My earring!
1) What were you raised in, a barn? 2) Honey, where I’m from, we stand for the national anthem.
1) You didn’t have to do it 2) Yes I did 1) Why? 2) Because I love you 1) Just remember who said it first
1)I know exactly who I am sweetheart, I’m a guy who came a long way for lunch. 2) Well, please don’t let me keep you from the trough.
1)Oh my god. 2) What, my hand?
1) Well what do you do, soak them in battery acid?
2) Oh, I know they’re a little rough, but you know, I’ve never had any complaints before.
1) Oh, I’m terribly impressed. What is this? The final stages of Ukrainian Alcoholic Psychosis?
1)What do you do, shower once a week?
2)Is that an invitation?
1)What, my hands? 2)well, what do you do, soak them in battery acid? 1)I’ve never had any complaints before. 2)I’m terribly impressed.
1)You didn’t have to. 2)Yes I did. 1) Why? 2) Because I love you. 1) Just remember who said it first
After this could we please teach it how to breath with its mouth closed?
Ah, the Weiderman twins. Don’t get too close, you’ll go into sugar shock.
Boy: Is this the way to the ice? Girl: huh? Boy: Is this the way to the ice? Girl:What were you born in, a barn? Boy: Honey, where I’m from we stand for the National anthem.
Catch your act tomorrow.
Character 1: Well, it’s kind of interesting. I’ve been, I’ve been doing a little figure skating.
Guy in bar: Finger painting?
Do me a favor will ya? Take off the rock while we work, it’s cutting the hell out of my hand
Don’t tell me we’re not right for each other, cause the way i see it we may not be right for anybody else.
Doug Dorsey: I’ve been meaning to tell you — that book you gave me? It’s pretty good.
Kate Mosley: Really. Using it as a doorstop, or a coaster?
doug: whats the deal with this little claw thingy up front? antonne: is called toe pick d:toe pick?! let me guess, it has something to do with personal hiegene. kate :i wouldnt let that get in your way d: i dont let anything get in my way
Douglas, you are stem, Katia, you are petal. Together, you make flower.
Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold.
Feels like forever.
Hey, there’s only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating’s the other one!
Honey, Where I come from we stand for the national anthem.
I am throwing myself at you. I am tearing off my clothes and you are giving me a run down on drinking do’s and don’ts.
I hate to tell you, but I’m from Minnesota, thats south of Neanderthal.
I have reached bottom of barell
I’m in the mood to kick a little ass
I’m sure I don’t do anything you would find exciting…. I don’t open beer bottles with my toes. I don’t sit around and count what’s left of my teeth…. Hey, I don’t even enjoy a good tractor pull. A bit limited existence, but I’ve gotten used to it.
I’m surprised you don’t chuck it all and start your own think tank.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m throwing myself at you!
It’s almost. . .it’s almost . . .Kate: ORGASMIC
Kate, somewhere in the middle of all this i fell in love with you. I’m saying i love you. Don’t say we’re not right for each other because the way i see it we may not be right for anyone else. It can’t be any harder to stay together, than it was the stay apart. I need you Kate, i need you.
Kate- I swear you let me down, and it will take them a month to count the blade marks up your back. Doug- Do me a favor and take the rock of while we work. Its cutting the hell out of my hand.
kate… somewhere in the middle of this, i have fallen in love with you.
im saying i love you… im saying it out loud
Kate: If you wanna worry about someone, then worry about Ramjet the Rookie here!
Doug: Huh?
Kate: If you’re so bored, why don’t you read?
Doug: You mean like a book?
Kate: That is the generally accepted format, yes
Kate: That’s silly. We’d never get along. I mean, look at us, we’re always fighting.
Hale: Foreplay.
KAte: This guy, this hockey player is the best skater I’ve been on the ice with. He’s gonna make you cry he’s so good… You know your way out…
Kate: What do you do, shower once a week?
Doug: Is that an invitation?
Kate: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.
One night you get drunk and I’m supposed to roll over and thank my lucky stars? I’m sorry, I don’t down-shift that fast!
Pairs means two! You, you have no partner. You are skating nowhere. And you , where are you going? Back to Siberia? Skating on small pond is big fun, eh? And let me tell you, Gretzky, I am last person coming to look for you.
Reporter:Doug, what’s the difference between this and hockey? Doug:the women.
She is tremendous skater. But always becoming the big ‘B.’ What a bitch!
She is tremendous skater. But always becoming the big B. What a bitch!
So what do you do in your spare time? Polish your knife collection?
Spindler say before he skate with her he wear garlic from neck and sleep with cross.
Street of dreams.
That’s it! Call the front desk and get a room of your own
The only problem he has is finding his zipper fast enough!
There are only two things I do really well, sweetheart, and skatings’ the other one.
Those are figure skates, pal.
Toe pick
Toepick
untill hercules here learns how to lock his grip this will have to do!!!
What are you gonna do? You gonna fight me? Are you gonna fight the whole world? Are you gonna fight everybody? Well come on, put me on the list pal lets go! You want something to eat, make it yourself.
What was the quote they she says about you turned out to be a >>>>>> in wolf’s clothing?????
When we are through here, can we teach it how to breathe with its mouth closed?
When we are through here, can we teach it how to breathe with its mouth closed?
Yes, Doug can read.
Yes. Doug. Can. Read.
You’ve got a great sit-spin.
You, you creten!
[On the First Olympic Skate Doug has the top button unbuttoned]
Kate: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.
Doug: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from
hypothermia, I still wouldn’t give you the satisfaction! Skate!
[Preparing to lift Kate.]
Doug: You want me to put my hands *where*?
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