#1:I’m your daddy. I’m not your daddy, i’m your baby’s daddy, I’m not your baby’s daddy, I’m… #2:Marvin #1:Marvin
(Flash) More chasing bad guys! (Marvin) Excellent idea. (Flash) We can chase Joker! (Marvin) Well wait a second, buddy. That’s Batman’s bad guy. You’re Flash. So you want to be chasing- (Flash) Lex Luthor? (Marvin) No, that’s Superman. You want to be chasing Gorilla Garod, Captain Boomerang, Reversed Flash– (Flash) The Riddler? (Marvin) What have you been doing with these kids?
1. (laughs) You’re wiping boogers for a living! Loser! -makes two L shapes with his fingers- 2. You’re paying us to do it. -imitates him- Loser! Heh, heh.
1. Kids just don’t want to eat vegetables for breakfast! 2. That’s what I said five months ago when you put me on this account.
1. So you two are starting a day care center? 2. Yeah. 1. And you’re using a lemonade stand to sign up kids on the front lawn?
1. You’ll be making those kids miserable in four different languages. 2. Five, we start Porteguese in the fall.
1.) I live in california where do you live? 2.) I’m in Hong Kong. !.) Where’s Hong Kong?
[ Max Is Being Potty Trained ]
[ Charlie ] HOW DID YOU DO ?
[ Max ]
I MISSED.
[ Charlie ]
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
[ Max ] I MISSED !
[ Charlie Looks In Bathroom And Sees Scat All Over The Bathroom, Spooky Music Plays ]
B-R-O-CC-I-L-I I AM THE BROCCOLI, I DON’T KNOW WHY!!
Bleh This Cereal Sucks.
Can you get some more of this Delicious Potato Salad it’s so good have you ever tried it?
Can you get some of this potato salad it’s so good have you ever tried it?
Crispin! dont make that face
What?
Calm the face… dont make lines
Do not concentrate on what you did wrong concectrate on what you can do better.
Hey hey big guy how’d it go in there? I missed!, What does that mean i missed!, o hell no
I’m your superman 2. yeah you are 1. So come over here and treat your superman right
it’s just sugar
LAMINATED!!!
Little Girl: What’s wrong honey?
Facepaint man: That’s not paint it’s glue
NOOK-NAH!
That’s not paint it’s glue
That’s not PAINT! It’s glue!
THIS STUFF IS NOT FOR SALE!!!
VEGGIE O’s
We need Ritalin and leashes.
Whoa goats really love pie
you’re killin’ me, you’re really killin’ me
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