Movie Quotes from Dazed and Confused: Quotes from the movie Dazed and Confused

(1) you cool man? (2) like how? (1)hehhehh…o0o0ok

-Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of fields of that stuff man. That’s what I’m talking about. Fields.
-He grew that shit up Mount Vernon man?
-Mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know. The whole country back then was getting high… let me tell you man cause he knew, he was on to something man. He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man, so he grew fields of it man, but you know what… behind every good man there’s a woman and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home and she had a big fat bowl waiting for him man… When he’d come in the door man… She was a hip,hip,hip lady man. and she was real real cool too man, she would like harvest the crops man thats what im talkin about, shed put it in like ya know….like bushels and stuff and sell it, ya know? because they had to ya know make ends meet and stuff…i mean they…did you ever look at a dollar bill man? there’s some spooky stuff goin on on a dollar bill man and i mean and its like green too man.

-I heard there was a girl at the party who had knockers this big!
-no way man
-im serious! two handfuls!

-someone’s smokin some reefer.. – hey man, what’s up – hey – hey what’d you just say back there man? – what? when? – right now when you passed. what’d you say? – umm i didn’t say anything? – no you said looks like someone’s tokin some reefer, what’d you mean by that huh? – oh nothing. just smelled some pot that’s all. just an observation – oh an observation? who the hell are you? isaac fuckin newton? so i’m smokin some weed, so i’m a fuckin pothead! what’s it to you? huh? out of observations? why don’t you observe while i kick your ass.

…If we’re all going to die anyway,
shouldn’t we be enjoying ourselves now?
You know, Id like to quit thinking of the present,
right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to something else.
>Dazed and Confused<

1) Benny! These guys- I don’t know!

1) C,mon you have to tell us what she says about us. 2) ok but promise you wont get mad. 1) I wont be mad. 2) ok, she called you a bitch and you a slut….1) that bitch I cant believe her I’m gonna kick her ass. 2) I thought you said you werent gonna get mad? 1) Im not mad.

1) Do you have any weed?… 2) No. 1) It’d be cooler if you did, man….

1) She left your ass man. 2) Oh. Well you win some, you lose some.

1) That’s what I love about them high school girls… 2) What’s that? 3) I keep gettin older, and they stay them same age….

1)Aahh! Nice tounge! Who pianted em? 2)mostly Michelle.

1)Cynthia man… i like it. 2)yeah?well red’s a good color for you man.

1)Gilligan’s Island? 2)It’s what’s called the male pornographic fantasy. 3)Oh my. 4)Think about it. You’re basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex goddess type. The other a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all. The madonna and the whore. Women get nothing. We get a geek. An over-weight middle aged guy. Some nerdy scientific type I mean… 5)The professor is sexy.

1)hey man arent you a little bit early? 2)yeah about an hour and a half. but you see i got this hot date…

1)I heard a freshman fell off one year smacking his head on every beam… he only had one beer. How many have you had? 2)psh…. four 1) Your dead man, you’re so dead.

1)I heard a freshman fell off one year…and he only had one beer. How many have you had? 2)four 1) Your dead man, you’re so dead.

1)that song is about aliens?

1)You cool man? 2) In what way? 1) Oooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

1)zigzag! 2)ZIGZAG!

1. And who is this older girld that brought you home. 2. She was just like- she was just… 1. Have you been drinking? 2. No! 1. Are you drunk?

1. Are you cool man?
2. Like how?
1. *laughs a little* oookaaaaay…

1. Hey man what time’s your party man? 2. 9:30 man! 1. Umm..okay man! I’ll be there man!

1. I bet she’s pretty cute once you wipe all the shit off her. 2. Yeah, I bet she is.

1. Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’, just goin’ at it. 2. Slater: Hey, let’s go smoke a joint on the fifty fuckin’ yard line in memory of those glory days.

1. Who put the kegs way out here? 2. I don’t know. This is just where I was told they’d be.

1. You got a joint. 2. No, not on me man. 1. Be a lot cooler if you did.

1.) Well, look, I mean, all i’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life…remind me to kill myself. 2.) Well all I’m saying is that I just wanna look back and say, that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place, had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place, played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place! (Laughter)

1.And there you were trying to list all the Gilligan’s Island episodes without even a hint of irony.
2. what the hell are you talkin about girl?
1. you weren’t thinkin about it were you?
2.Gillligan’s Island!?
1. It’s your typical male pornographic fantasy.
2.Oh my…!
1. Think about it! You’re basically alone on a deserted island with two rarely available women.
One a sex godess, the other a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt. Women get nothing!

1: Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of fields of that stuff man. That’s what I’m talking about. Fields.
2: He grew that shit up Mount Vernon man?
1: Mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know. The whole country back then was getting high… let me tell u man cos he knew, he was on to something man. he knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, so he grew fields of it, but u know what… behind every good man there’s a woman and that woman was martha washinton. she was a hip, hip lady man.

1What’ll you do for me? 2. Anything. 1. Anything? 2.Anything. 1.Go like this. (opens mouth)
2.(opens mouth) 1.do you spit or swallow? 2. what-ever you’d like. 1. whatever i’d like?!I would definitley marry you!
3.You’re an asshole. 1.Yes I am! Aha! 4.That is so degrading man!

1~Hey how’s it goin? 2~Do you have a joint? 1~No, not on me man. 2~It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

1~Hey, are you cool man? 2~Like how? 3~(long stare) OKAAAYYY. (gets into car)

Floyd:"How’s it goin man?"Slater:"It’s fixin’ to be alot better man."

O’ Bannion – YOu can not play pool for shit , it’s a disgrace to have you at my table

Aerosmith! 2 weeks!

Air raid or it’s your ass. Allright Miss Hot stuff. I’m gonna make the next year of your life a living hell.

AIR RAID!

AIR RAID! That was PATHETIC! AIR RAID! That was horrible you little slut girls, you little freshmen sluts!
AIR RAID!

All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life – remind me to kill myself.

All right you little bitches Fry Like Bacon!

alright alrgiht alright

alright alright alright, how you doin?

alright, alright, alright.

Alright, Alright, Alright…..Hey man, you still going into Houston to
get those Aerosmith tickets in the morning…Your damn right, Good evening
ladies, Ooooeeewww…You need me to pick you up a couple….Yeah two…
Coooooolll

And Mr. Floyed, watch with that other crowed you hanging around with, dont think I haven’t noticed.

are you cool man?
What do you mean?
oooohhh alright what ever whoaa ooookaaaaayyy man.

Are you cool man? Like how man?

Are you cool?

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

BOY#1:MAN I WAS GETTING THERE.BOY#2:DID YOU HEAR THAT?HE WAS GETTING THERE.SON,DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT IF YOU HAD GOTTEN THERE.BESIDES,THIS WAS OUR LAST JR.HIGH PARTY.YOUR NIGHTS OF PULLING TONGUE ARE OVER.NEXT YEAR WE’LL BE FRESHMAN,WHERE ALL THE CHICKS’LL BE PUTTING OUT.

Check ya later!!

Clint to Tony: I’m the one smoking marijuana motherfucker. So I’m blazing with my friends so I’m a fucking pothead, what’s it to you. Why don’t you say that while I fucking punch your teeth out Newton.

COACH:DON’T GO GETTING SOFT ON ME THIS SUMMER.YOU’RE SITTING BY THE POOL.CHASING THE MUFF AROUND.

cynthia,man, i like it. .. really? red’s a good color for you… my FAVORITE color..

Dawson : Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place… Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Dawson: Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dobbed as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. SHAVONNE: Yeah right with your premature ejaculation.

Did ya hear that? He was gettin’ there!…Son, you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you had gotten there, so don’t worry about it!

Did ya hear that? He was gettin’ there!…Son, you wouldn’t knwo what to do with it if you had gotten there, so don’t worry about it!

Did you hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass?

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.

do you realize when he graduated we were like 5?

Dominant male monkey mother fucker.

Dominate male Nazi in a 50’s greaser uniform!

Don give the beer back man. Don: I paid for the beer man. Old man: Tamperin with mailboxes is a felony offense, now i done called the cops i think you boys better step out of the car. Pink: Fucking go man. get your head down. Don: He’s fucking shooting at us hahaha.

Don’t air raid for that bitch, i hate that shit. I’ts just like the clint fuck and his friends,huh motherfucker huh

Don’t forget…Aerosmith…three weeks

Don’t let your mouth cash a check your butt can’t cash

Don’t let your mouth write a check your butt can’t CASH

Don’t let your mouth write a check your butt can’t check

Don’t write a check ur ass cant cash

Don: Oh there was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right? Benny:Major bullshit, he’s a deadman, he’s fuckin dead!!! Pink and Don: SHOTGUN!!!

DON: Pisst. Vicky. Vicky. Come on lets go right now. Let’s go get naked right now come on, let’s go.

DON:SLATER,GIVE ME DRUGS,YOU HIPPY.SLATER:GO GET ‘EM FROM YOUR MOTHER.DON:WE JUST BAGGED YOUR MOTHER.SLATER:FUCK YOU,DICKHEAD.

donny, you better have your wood screws in…cause im gonna blow your doors completely off!

dont worry there’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak.

Fa-Q

fagot, sissy, pussy freshman!

Freshman girl: Will you marry me?
Dawson: Don’t know, whats in it for me?
Freshman girl: Anything you want.
Dawson: Anything? Go like this. (Opens his mouth). Do you spit or swallow?
Freshman girl: Whatever you……..like.
Dawson: Whatever I like?! I would definitely marry you.

Fry like bacon little piggies!

Fry like bacon you freshmen piggies

Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free.

Gass, Grass or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

GIRL:WILL YOU MARRY ME?DON:WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME?DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW?GIRL:WHATEVER YOU LIKE.DON:I WOULD DEFINITLY MARRY YOU.

Have you thought about why we play football? I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you’re a football player?

Hell, man. My grandmother’s quicker and tougher than you pansies. Course she’s 6’3, 250 and runs a 4.5 40.

hey freshmen,hey freshmen! whats with this wave shit get over here!! I’d better go!come here,little cassanova, we just want to know something are you going to be fucking that later or are you going to be a little wimp? How do you know I haven’t allready!

Hey man what times your party?….9:30….check ya later..

hey man, you got a joint?–No not on me man

Hey Slater, you fucking hippie, give me drugs man…Get some from your mother!…Ya, well we just banged yours…alright, Fuck you asshole!

Hey Slater, you fucking hippie, give me drugs man…Get some from your mother!…Ya, well we just banged yours…alright, Fuck you dickhead!

Hey, put some ice on it, after that it’s nothing a few beers can’t cure.

hey, watch the leather

hurry hirshfelder or we’re gonna leave your ass!

I came here to do two things – kick some ass and drink some beer – looks like we’re almost outta beer…

I came here to drink some beers and kick some ass. And I’m almost out of beer.

I did it when I was a freshman, and you’ll do it when you’re seniors… but you’re doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!

I didn’t know that drugs and alcohol had gotten so bad they had to resort to NeoMcCarthyism…

I get older, they stay the same age.

I just wanna fuck baby…you know i wanna fuck baby

I love those red heads.

I love those redheads maaaan.

I wanna dance!

I wanna dance!!

I wanna look back and say that I did it the best I could when I was stuck in this place, had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place, played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place!

I wanna stop referring to now… the present, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

I want that paper signed.

I would like you to propose to Tony.

I’m gonna let you have shotgun because only because I’m goin inside

I’m only giving you shotgun ’cause I’m goin inside…

i’m only letting you call shotgun cuz i’m goin inside

I’m tellin you, man, this country was founded, it was founded by people who were into aliens, man. George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult, was into aliens, man.

You’re RIGHT George toked weed, man, you didn’t know that? Oh man, yeah, back then, everyone toked weed man. And they grew it all over cuz they knew it’d be a good cash crop for the Southern States, man. And behind every good man, there’s a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day he’d come home and she’d have a big bowl just waiting for him, man. Did ya ever look at a dollar bill man? There’s some spooky stuff goin on on a dollar bill man, imean and it’s green too.

if these are supposed to be the best years of our lives, remind me to kill myself

im just here to drink some beer and kick some ass, and well it looks like were almost outta beer

Im just here to kick ass and drink some beer… looks like we’re nearly outa beer!

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’, just goin’ at it!

Imagine how many people out there are funkin’, just goin’ at it?

It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

it’d be alot cooler if you did

It’s like my Seargent always said in the Army. Men! (boys jump) 50 of you are going into the jungle. 25 of you ain’t coming back

It’s qualtity not quantity

ITS GOOD TO PILE ON SOME PANCAKES & SYRUP AFTER A NIGHT OF BEER DRINKING.

Jesus son your wearing rebel blue!

Jesus son your wearing rebel grey!

L-I-V-I-N

Lemme tell you what Melbatoast is packin’ over here, alright? We gotta four eleven positrack outback, seven-fifty double pumper edelbrock intake, board over thirty, eleven to one pop-up pistons, turbo jets, three ninety horsepower, we are talkin some fuckin muscle.

Let me tell ya what melbatoast is packin here, we’ve got 411 positrack outback, 750 double pumper edelbrock intake, ford over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbo jet 390 horse power we’re talkin some f@$#in muuscle..

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.

lick me- all of you!

Like they say in the tampon biz……see you next period…

look at the bloodstains down there

Look at the bloodstains right there!

Love those redheads. Love those redheads.

Man it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. You know if it ain’t that piece of paper it’s some other choice theyre gunna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randal Pink Floyd wants to do man. Lemme tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gunna try and get you to follow. You jus gotta keep livin’ man. L-I-V-I-N

man u got a joint? not on me man, itd be alot kooler if u did!!

Man, I ain’t believing that shit about Bonham’s one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid, man.

Man, my grandmother’s quicker than you. Course she’s 6 foot 2, 185 pounds…and runs a 4.5 40.

marijuana on one, reefer on two

Marijuana on one…Reefer on two!

Maybe you’ll find something a little more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream!

Me and my loser friends gotta go get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer!

Mitch Kramer:

neo-mccarthyism

no drugs, no alcohol, or sex after twleve.. ahh you know youre the third person whos given me this today? … man its the same thing they tried to pull in my day if its not that, its some other decision they try to make for ya. you just gotta keep livin – L I V I N…

Not to worry, there’s a new fiesta in the making. It’s at the moon tower.

O’BANION- HEY SLATER, YOU FUCKING HIPPIE, GIVE ME DRUGS MAN
SLATER- GET EM FROM YOUR MOTHER
O’BANION- YEAH WE JUST BAGGED YOUR MOM
SLATER- OK, FUCK YOU DICKHEAD

O’Bannion: I’d like to dedicate this first licking to your mother…fucker.

O’Bannon: What are you staring at. I’ll fucking kick your ass, right now.

Oh I fuckin saw that you little sack of shit! You two are fucking dead. You hear me? YOU’RE FUCKIN DEAD! GRRR

Oh man I’m fucking wasted.

Oh man, I’m fuckin’ wasted.

Oh Mike I forgot to tell you about this dream I had last night… But, you’ve got to promise not to tell anyone okay?… No say I promise… Okay, thank you… Well, okay, there I am, you know, and I’m getting it on, you know, with what has this perfect female body…But… I can’t say… But the head of Abraham Lincoln…I mean the hat and the beard. Oh well, let’s not think too deeply on this one right?…

Party at the Moontower

People ummm say that…acid causes brain damage, but ummm…what’d you say?

PICKFORD:HEY WOODWARD,BERNSTEIN.MIKE(TO PINK):GUESS THAT MAKES YOU DEEP THROAT?

Pickford:Slater-San, how’s it going?
Slater:Fixin to be a lot better man!

Put some ice one it…after that its nothin’ a few beers cant handle.

Remember, it is only a weed that grows into a flower in your mind.

See I just didn’t know that drugs and alcohol were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism.

see what you need to do is dump those two geeks your with and get in the car with me, but that’s alright we’ll discuss that later.

Seriously, everybody. Don’t go getting soft on me this summer. You’re sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around. Break down!

She was a hip hip hip lady, man.

SIGN ON SCHOOL SHED:EAT NORE POSSUM

Simone : I did it when I was a freshman, and you’ll do it when you’re seniors. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. FRY!

Slader you fucking hippy, give me drugs man.. get them from your mother man.. I juust banged your mother man.. Okay fuck you dick head

Slater – Hey man there are some freaky things going on with the dollar bill and its green too!

slater you fuckin hippy, gimme drugs man

Slater- hey man are you cool?
Mitch-like how?
Slater-oooook what ever
Pink- he was just asking if you get high.
Mitch- yea i know

Slater-this used to be offlimits man, they say a freshman fell right down through the middle of the water tower man. and the otopsey said that the kid only had one beer man. how many did you have?
Mitch- four
Slater-your dead man your so dead
Mitch -Shut up

Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens.

Slater: Hey i know you! we had geography together…remember?

SLATER: Hey man, It’s quality not quantity. Alright man. And wait ’til I get to college man. I can’t wait to get to college man.
DON: Yeah when I get to college all I want to do is bang, bang, bang, bang, bang…

Slater: I’m gonna let you have shotgun but I want you to know it’s cuz’ only because I’m goin’ inside.

slater:And everyday George would come home and she had a big fat bowl waiting for him man… When he’d come in the door man… She was a hip,hip,hip lady mann.

SLATER:I AINT BELEIVING THAT SHIT ABOUT BONHAM’S 2 HR.SOLO.2 HRS.OF DRUMS.MAN YOU COULDN’T HANDLE THAT SHIT ON STRONG ACID.

slater:The whole country back then was getting high.

Slaterson Hows it going? fixing to be alot better man!!!!!

Smile you love us. Smile!

so guys are we gonna play poker tonight?

that song is about aliens?

That’s the thing i love about these High School chicks…I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age.

That’s what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

That’s what I like about these highschool girls..I get older they stay the same age.

That’s what I love about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age!

That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

That’s what i love about these high school girls, man. I get older, and they stay the same age. Yes they do!

That’s why i like those high school women…i keep getting older, they stay the same age

The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin, man. L-I-V-I-N!

The older you get, the more rules they try to get you to follow…You just gotta keep on livin’…L-I-V-I-N. WOODERSON

The Professor is Sexy.

the whole counrty was getting high.

there’s a fiesta in the making, as we speak.

they closed this place off a bout a year ago, cause some drunk freshmen fell off! autopsy said he had one beer man. how many’d u have? FOUR…ur a dead man, ur totally dead………. look at the blood stains right there man

this place is off limits. y? cuz i heard sum freshman fell off and hit his head on every beam man i heard it doesnt hurt after the first few awtopsy said he only had one beer man how many did u have? 4 o u r so dead man ur a dead man shut up hey look theres the blood stains shut up man

throw the bowling ball! yeah heave it!!

W: Say, man, you got a joint?
M: No, not on me, man.
W: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

Walkin’ down the hall, by myself, smokin’ a jay with fifty elves

Wanna play a little Foosball?

Was it O’bannion? ya!! I hate that jerk! Do you want to get him back? hell yes!!

watch your step, junior.

we need some alcohol … There’s a thought

well seniors, we, we tried. We gave you all a chance but since you little
prickteases can’t seem to follow INSTRUCTIONS!

Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place… Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place… Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

WHAT ARE GONNA DO NEXT?GIVE YOU GUYS URINE TESTS?

what are you looking at? wipe that face off your head, bitch!

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

When I get to college all im gonna do is bangbangbangbangbang

Who are you? Issac Fucking Newton?

Wipe that face off your head bitch!

Wipe that face off your head bitch.

Wipe that face off your head, bitch!

Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

WOODERSON
Say man. You got a joint?
MITCH
Er, no not on me man.
WOODERSON
It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

Wooderson : Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.

Wooderson : Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson-Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over .30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.
Clint-Hey man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book. I saw the add $2.95 it was right next to the sea monkeys. Do you see that over there that’s white lighting, see the shoes on that thing, you have to get some tires on that thing, there pizza cutters

Would you look at this fucking town man? It’s dead. Just imagine how many people are out there right now, fuckin….

Yeah it was off limits a few years ago because some drunk freshman fell off. He hit his head on EVERY beam – I heard it doesn’t hear after the first few though. Autopsy said he only had one beer man. How many did you have? … four … Oh you’re dead man!

Yeah, did you hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass?

You Got a Joint
No
It’d Be Cool If You Did

you gotta joint man….not on me….itd be alot cooler if you did

You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, ‘No, I’ve got my own ride, but maybe I’ll see you there.’ Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? It works.

You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, No, I’ve got my own ride, but maybe I’ll see you there. Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? It works.

you should ditch the two geeks now and get in the car with us.

You’re not gonna go to Law School? Then what are you gonna do? I wanna Dance!

You, know what I like about Highschool chics. I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.

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