(radio) We have now confirmed the launch of the Titan missiles. The comets are now roughly 14 hours outside Earth’s atmosphere and we have been told it would take 15 minutes for them to reach their targets.
–Fish…Why the hell do they call you Fish?
–Well, Spurgeon…Sturgeon…Fish. Took about fifteen seconds my first day at the Naval Academy.
1. I’ve never been to the moon, I’ve got respect for anyone who’s gone to the moon, but this mission ain’t going to the moon! 2. That’s right, Frank Gifford was a good football player in his time, but if he played now, he’s get his ass busted!
1. What happens if they do not get off the comet’s surface in time? 2. The sun striking the comet will cause the temperature to rise to 350 degrees in just a few moments and activate the high speed gas jets, if that happens it’ll be like trying to work in a minefield
1. When I was 11 I stole $32 from your wallet. 2. When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.
1. Where did I think I was gonna be when I bought that bike? 2. Well, every kid on the block wants one now. Every parent on the block hates you for it. 1. Well, thank you, Leo, that’s the best news I’ve heard in years.
1. You know, you’re gonna have a lot more sex now than anyone else in our class!(crowd laughs)2. Really? 3. Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr. Thurman, you can sit down now. 1. Famous people ALWAYS have sex, Mr. Perry, it’s the main reason it’s good to be famous!(crowd cheers and applauds)
1.What’s your depth? 2. Mole 4 running true at 75 feet…son of a bitch! 1. What? 2. It’s stuck! 1. Try backing it up. 3. What’s your depth? 2. 75 feet! 4. Is that’s enough? 3. No, it’ll just break pieces off the surface. 4. That’s not deep enough. 2. Yeah, Fish, I know that’s not deep enough!
BEDERMAN !!
Cities fall – but they are rebuilt. Heroes die – but they are remembered.
daddy…..
I know you’re just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right?
I love you Leo!
I wish…no, wishing is wrong. It’s the wrong word right now, that’s not what I mean. What I mean is…I believe in God. I know a lot of you don’t, but I still want to offer a prayer for our survival. So may the Lord bless you, may the Lord keep you. May the Lord lift his divine coutenance upon you, and give you peace.
It suddenly occured to me… none of you want me on this mission.
Kid: Now that you are famous, you will be able to get soo much sex.
Leo: Really?!
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Look on the bright side, we’ll all have junior highschools named after us.
Oren: all your gay butts are being whooped by a freakin ice comet?
Our missiles have failed. The comets are still headed for Earth and there’s nothing we can do to stop them. so this is it, if the world does go on, it will not go on for everyone.We have determined where they’ll be going to strike. The smallest comet Biederman, will hit first, landing off the coast of Cape Hatteras at 4:35 Eastern Daylight Time. The impact is going to be… well disastrous. There will be a very large tidal wave moving quickly through the Atlantic Ocean. It will be 100 feet high but as the wave reaches shallow land it’s going to slow down. Then it’ll be anywhere from 1,000 to 3,500 feet high. Where the land is flat, the wave will wash inland 600 to 700 miles. The wave will reach our nations capital 40 minutes after impact. New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia, all will be destroyed. If you have any means getting away from the path of this wave, leave now. The impact of the larger comet will be nothing less than an extinction level event. It will strike land in Western Canada. Within a week, the skies will be dark with dust from the impact. All plant life will be dead within 4 weeks. animal life within a few months. Good luck with you all.
Our missiles have failed. The comets are still headed for earth, and there’s nothing we can do to stop them. So this is it, if the world does go on, it will not go on for everyone.
President: a little over a year ago, two astronomers spotted something in the night sky that caused them some great concern. a comet, well it was a believed that the path of the comet could bring it into direct contact with the Earth. Now we get hit all the time by rocks and meteors some of them the size of cars, some no bigger than your hand, but the comet we discovered is the size of New York City, from the north end of Central Park to the Battery, about 7 miles long. It weighs 500 billion tons. Comets were formed from the creation of the solar system after the planets were formed billions of years ago. Now these chunks of space debris form an orbit around our sun and every now and then, one of them gets bumped like a billard ball on a pool table. Now if this comet moves around the sun and keeps it’s present course, sometime on august 16, roughly a year from now, there is a chance that we may have impact. so for the past 8 months, the United states and russia have been building the largest spacecraft ever constructed. And we call it the Messiah.
The larger comet will strike ground in western Canada. Within a week, the skies will be dark with dust from the impact. All plant life will be dead within…four weeks. Animal life within…a few months.
The smaller comet will strike first off Cape Hatteras. There will be a very large wave moving quickly through the Atlantic Ocean. As it approaches the coast, it will slow down, but the wave height will be anywhere from 1,000 to 3,500 feet high. Where the land is flat, it will wash inland 600 to 700 miles. New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia, all will be destroyed. If you have any means of getting out of the path of this wave, leave now.
WE’LL NEVER BE CLOSER TO HOME THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW!!!
Well, let’s get started. Moby Dick. Chapter One.
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