Movie Quotes from Diary of a Mad Black Woman: Quotes from the movie Diary of a Mad Black Woman

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(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half???

1)He died, I went to his funeral, he was 8 feet under. 2)Six feet, that’s where they bury folks, Madea, six feet under. 1)That’s what I’m trying to tell you! I thought I was over what he did, but I saw him layin in that casket and I got mad all over again. I beat him down two more feet!!

1)I love you 2)And how do you know that? 1)I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. And if you’re away for more than an hour, I can’t stop thinkin about ya! And your smile, when you smile, my world is alright

1. I got viagra, 2. I got mase.

1. You’re fat. You’re as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt! 2. And that is something you will never in your life hear a woman say.

A Wire HHHHAAANNNGGGGEEEERRRRR!!!!

Go ahead! I ain’t scared of no po po! Call the po po, ho! CALL THE PO PO HO!!!

I know kickyahass!

I’m just playin girl, you lookin just like Beyonce.

Peace is always still around me, because I keeps me what they call a piece of steel. Load your steel, praise Jesus!

You can’t turn no ho into no housewife! I know, I tried it with your mother.

You’re fat. You’re as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt!

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2 thoughts on “Movie Quotes from Diary of a Mad Black Woman: Quotes from the movie Diary of a Mad Black Woman”

  1. “This is how you find out if you’re really over someone. If you get an opportunity to get even with someone who did you wrong and you don’t take it then you’re over it. But if you do and you beat the hell out of them you ain’t over it yet.”

  2. i think if get that opportunity and you do use it, thats is the only way you get the opportunity to send him the message that is in yoour heart. that after you did beat the hell out of them then the air is finished and cleared.

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