Movie Quotes from Diary of a Mad Black Woman: Quotes from the movie Diary of a Mad Black Woman

(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half???

1)He died, I went to his funeral, he was 8 feet under. 2)Six feet, that’s where they bury folks, Madea, six feet under. 1)That’s what I’m trying to tell you! I thought I was over what he did, but I saw him layin in that casket and I got mad all over again. I beat him down two more feet!!

1)I love you 2)And how do you know that? 1)I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. And if you’re away for more than an hour, I can’t stop thinkin about ya! And your smile, when you smile, my world is alright

1. I got viagra, 2. I got mase.

1. You’re fat. You’re as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt! 2. And that is something you will never in your life hear a woman say.

A Wire HHHHAAANNNGGGGEEEERRRRR!!!!

Go ahead! I ain’t scared of no po po! Call the po po, ho! CALL THE PO PO HO!!!

I know kickyahass!

I’m just playin girl, you lookin just like Beyonce.

Peace is always still around me, because I keeps me what they call a piece of steel. Load your steel, praise Jesus!

You can’t turn no ho into no housewife! I know, I tried it with your mother.

You’re fat. You’re as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt!

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