Movie Quotes from Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star: Quotes from the movie Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

#1: Aren’t you a little big for a stroller? #2: Aren’t you a little big for the sidewalk?

#1:Let’s pretend you’re six and it’s christmas morning and you sneak down the stairs and see a bicycle. Now what is your response? #2: Holy s**t a bike! #1: You’re six. #2: Holy crap a bike! #1: you’re six! #2: goo-goo gaa-gaa bikey.

#1:This is Nucking FUTS! #2:It is!

1# Have you ever had such a bad wipeout you don’t even feel it? (falls down) 2#well that wasn’t one of them.

1#- I’n seeing birds and bells and beautiful girls

1#:Well who do we have here? Arn’t you a little big for a for a stroller? 2#:arn’t you a little big for a sidewalk?

1)Good night prude people. Prude it up! Have a nice G rated dream, full of prudiness. 2)Dickie Go to sleep!

1)Holy shit a bike! 2) You’re six! 1)Holy crap a bike! 2) You’re six! 1) Ga ga goo goo bikey. 2) Too far back.

1)Sidney David Sole’s not my father. 2)Is it Starsky?

1)This feels a little odd 2)Dude I’m the one in the stroller. 2)Did you just call me dude? 2)I mean mommy.

1-Aren’t you a little big for a stroller?

2-Aren’t you a little big for a sidewalk? I mean good God, hide the wicker furniture. Whoa, this ass means business. Folks this is not a drill. China sorry for the tremors but this lady needs her mail. What’s the matter, cat got your tongue or you eat that for breakfast too. (Snorting gulps)

are we there yet? donkey, its called far far away…

Aren’t you a little big for a stroller?

Aren’t you a little big for a sidewalk? I mean good God, hide the wicker furniture. Whoa, this ass means business. Folks this is not a drill. China sorry for the tremors but this lady needs her mail. What’s the matter, cat got your tongue or you eat that for breakfast too. (Snorting gulps)

Arnt u a lil to big for the stroller..Arnt u a lil to big for the side walk

brick wall water dicky thinks he has got it all but he dont and i do so boom with that attutide peace punch captain crunch i got somting you cant touch bang bang choo choo train wind me up ill do my thang reeses pecies 7up mess with me ill mess you up

brick wall water fall ie thinks he got it all but he don’t and i do so boom went that

Brick wall water fall Dickie thinks he got it all and he dont and i do so boom with that attitude peace punch cap `n crunch i got somethin you cant touch bang bang choo choo train wind me up ill do my no reeces peeces 7 up mess with me ill mess you up

brick wall water fall you all are guy so go to hell

brick wall waterfall
dickie thinks he got it all
but he dont,i do
so boom with that attitude
peace [unch captain crunch
i got sumthin u cant touch
bang bang choo choo train
wind me up i do my thang
reeses pieces buttercup
you mess with me
ill mess u up

brick wall waterfall

brick wall waterfall dickie thinks he got it all but he dont and i do so boom with that attitude peace punch captin crunch i got somethin u cant touch bang bang choo choo train wind me up i do my thing reeses pieces butter cup wess with me ill mess u up

Brick wall waterfall Dickie thinks hes got it all but he dont, i do so BOOM with your attitude..peace punch captain cruch i got somethin you cant touch..bang bang choochoo train wind me up ill do my thing.. reeses peices 7-up mess with me ill mess you up

Brick wall waterfall, dicky thinks he got it all, but he dont and i do, so boom with that attitude, peace punch captain crunch, i got something you can’t touch, bang bang choo choo train, wind me up i do my thing, reeses pieces 7up, you mess with me i mess you up!

brick wall, water fall, dickie thinks he got it all, but he dont, and i do, so boom with that attitude, peace punch, capn crunch, i got something you cant touch, bang bang choo choo train, wind me up i do my thing no reeses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up

brick wall, waterfall
dickie thinks he’s got it all
but he don’t and I do
so BOOM with that attitude
peace, punch, captain crunch
I’ve got something you can’t touch
bang, bang, choo, choo train…
wind me up , i’ll do my thang
no reeses peices, 7 up
you mess with me
I’ll mess you up !!!

Brick wall, waterfall, Dickie thinks he got it all, but he dont, and i do, so BOOM with that attitude! Peace, Punch, Captin Crunch, Ive got something you cant touch! Bang-Bang, Choo-Choo train, wind me up, Ill do my thing! Reeses Pieces, 7up, You mess with me, Ill mess you up!

Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he got it all but he don’t, and I do, so Boom with that attitude. Peace, punch Captain Crunch. I’ve got something you can’t touch. Bang- Bang choo-choo train. Wind me up I do my thing. Reeses Pieces, 7 Up. You mess with me, I’ll mess you up.

Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he’s got it all but he don’t. And I do so BOOM with that attitude!
Peace punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can’t touch.
Bang bang choo-choo chang, wind me up I do my thang no Reeses pieces 7-Up, mess with me I’ll mess you up!

brick walls, water falls, dickie thinks hes got it all…BUT HE DONT AND I DO!! so boom with that attitude, peach punch, captain crunch, i got sumthin u cant touch…bang, bang, choo, choo train, wind me up ill do my thang, reeses peeses 7-up mess wit me ill mess u up!!!

Brick-wall, waterfall, Dicky thinks he got it all but he don’t, I do, so boo mwith that attitude! Peace, punch, captain crunch, I got somethin you can’t touch. Bang Bang, cho cho train, whine me up, I do my thang. Reices Pieces, 7-Up, mess with me I mess you up!

brickwall waterfall dickie think he got it all but he dont and i do so boom with that attitude and peace punch captin crunch i got something you cant touch and bang bang cho cho train wind me up ill do my thing no reeses pieces 7up mess with me ill mess you up! thats how it go’s

brickwall waterfall dickie thins hes got it all but he dont and i do so

brickwall waterfall dickie thins hes got it all but he dont and i do so boom wit dat atitude peace punch captain cronch i got somtin u cant touc babg bang choo choo train wind me up an ill do my thang
no resses peices captain crunch mess with me nd ill mess u up

Brickwall, waterfall
Jordan thinks he gots it all…
But, he don’t and I do so…
Boom w/ that attitude…
Peace, Punch, Chap’t Crunch
I got something that you can’t touch
So…bang bang choo choo train
Wind me up i’ll do my thang
No Reeses pieces 7 up
Mess w/ me I’ll mess up!!!

Coke,tude,limes,blasts,brails,nose candy,devils dandruff,powder flower,sniffy giffy,bouger sugar come on Sam the rest of the class is on page 52

devil rabbit devil rabbit

Dickey: Not Only is she a sexy mommy she’s smart.

Dickie Roberts: I knew kids that were T.V. shows getting whiffed-up when they were 16.
Sam Finney: Whiffed-up?
Dickie Roberts: Whiff, coke, toot, rails, nose candy, devil’s dandruff, power flour, sniffy-jiffy, booger sugar.

Dickie while coughing:slut

Dickie, I think he’s on the juiceG/D, no, I think you are just a pusss.

Dickie-come on give me a lil somethign something from this supposed childhood I missed and I’ll act it out.
Rob-Ok you’re 6 years old it’s christmas morning and you walk down the stairs and see that red bicycle under the tree. You’ve probaly never even had that experience.
Dickie- ok 6,bike, christmas stairs. (walking) big stairs (stops walking) holy shit a bike!
Rob-you’re six
Dickie-Holy crap a bike!
Rob-You’re six
Dickie-goo goo ga ga bickie
Rob-too farback

dickie-hey you want to go toe to toe with me then ill go water wiggle on your ass! FAT KID-what? Dickie-huh? what? i cant understand words iam a dumb dumb. ILL tell you what why dont u guys go home lay on the couch, slap each others butts get up have an eggo and then do it over again. A CHOOO (flips them off) now beat it.

Dickie: Okay, give me any…child situation, and I’ll act it out rite here..c’mon! Rob: (sighs) Okay. Your six yrs old…and ur cumin down the stairs on christmas morning and u see that big red bike u’ve been wanting…Dickie: Bike. Okay got it…big stairs…Holy shit a bike! Rob: Dickie, your 6. Dickie: Holy Crap a bike! Rob: DIckie..your six. Dickie: ga ga goo goo bikey? Rob: too far back…

Dickie: Someone thought I was Brad Pitt from the side. Dickie’s friend: Someone thought you were a girl, not from the side. -laughter-

Dickie: Whoa-Whoa-whoa. you just said the wrong thing to the wrong little girl cappy. you weigh 20,000. what does she way…20? you wanna mess with her or you wanna mess with me? cause I’ll go toe-to-toe with you basterds. I’ll go water-wiggle on your ass. :Fat kid: huh? :Dickie: huh..what…I dont understand wors, I’m a dumb-dumb. Is that red hair or did someone light a fart off your mouth? (Cround laughs) that croud is turning on you and that sucks. Tell ya what red, tub-a-goo, freak of nature…why dont you guys run home, pee your pants, cry your eyes out, spank eachothers chubby little butts, get up, have an eggo, come back here and we’ll do it all again. cause I like working out on you puke-stain little punching bags!!
(fake sneeze…fingers up) Now beat it!!

Dickie: Yeah, yeah i stuck a battery up my ass. One time i stuck a light bulb up my ass. Every time i bent over it looked likemy ass had an idea.

Dickie:Coke,Tude,Limes,Blasts,Brails,Nose Candy,Devils Dandruff,Power Flower,Sniffy Giffy,Bouger Sugar, Come on Sam the rest of the is on page 52

dickie:hey your mom’s pretty hot
kids:ewww!!!
dickie:she’s my mom too, but i’m dealing with it somehow!

Dickie:Yeah, yeah i stuck a battery up my ass. One time i stuck a light bulb up my ass. Every time i bent over it looked like my ass had a good idea.

Did you just call me Dude?

do you think we should shampoo the dead rabbit……..(dickie) do you have any gee my rabbit smells teriffic?

does anyone know the quote where dickie says the whole eat an ego thing to the bully at school?

Dudes, the cheer is this!:
Brick wall, waterfall,
Dickie thinks he got it all,
He don’t, I do
So BOOM with that attitude,
Peace, Punch, Cap’n Crunch
I got something you can’t touch,
Bang! Bang Choo-choo train,
Wind me up, i’ll do my thang!
No Reeces peeces, seven up,
You mess me,
I’ll mess you up!

gay guy: i sit getting hot in her(he takes of shirt and is wearing spandex pants.

George-Dickie I’ve been married to the same woman for 14 years now.I’ve got a few kids . tHey seem like nice kids I don’t know I don’t really spend alot of time with them. But then Dickie you fall into my lap. You’re the thing that’s going to make me happy.
Dickie-Hey uh I’m not into dudes if that’s where your getting at. I don’t, I did but I don’t.

Grace-dickie this feels a little odd. Dickie-Dude I’m the one in the stroller! Grace-Did you just call me dude? Dickie-I mean mommy.

grace-go find your happiness dickie, wherever it may take you

Grace:You were having a bad dream.
Dickie:Oh there were these big spiders and they were trying to eat me,and they jammes their legs down my ear, and it was in my brain, and I was screaming…
Sally:Mom
Dickie:And there were guts on my head

He learned that love is everything. Not the biggest house, not being a billionaire. He realized that what he wanted wasn’t what he needed, and what he needed was in his own backyard.

He tells me in that Jack voice of his, We should retitle the movie two great actors and one damn hot chick with huge boobs!

hey not sayin yew all got it wrong but it goes lyk this Sally:’Brickwall, Waterfall, Dickie thinks he’s got it all but he don’t and i do so boom with that attitude, peace punch, captain crunch, i got something you can’t touch, bang bang, choo choo train, wind me up i’ll do my thang, no reeses pieces, 7up, mess with me i’ll mess you up’

HOLY SHIZIT

I may have to go to the bathroom every 45 minutes, but at least I get to pee in a gold toliet!

i mean shouldn’t little piggies go oink oink?ok why don’t you all just go run home hide smack each other’s little fat butts have an eggo and then run back here and we will do it again cuz i love making you tired.NOW BEAT IT!!

I wanna bang your mother

I wanna bang your mother(burping)

I wanna be bad (bad)
You make bad look so good
I’ve got things on my mind
I never thought I would
I, I wanna be bad (bad)
You make bad feel so good
I’m losing all my cool
I’m about to break the rules
I, I wanna be bad

I’ll nail that part like Jesus the Carpenter.

I’m gonna go drain the main vein. I mean I go pee pee now.

I’m on the run…no time to sleep. I’ve got to ride ride like the wind to be A STAR again. Changin the words not the vibe!

Insane in the membrane INSANE got no brain

Insane in the membrane!

Insane in the membrane. Insane ain’t got no brain!

Insane in the membrane…INSANE got no BRAIN!

Insane, got no brain

Is that red hair or did somebody light a fart off your mouth?

its- Insane in the membrane. Insane. Got no brain.

Look theres a prize ..|..

Marsha Brady from the Child Stars Video: If one more person calls me Marsha, i’ll bust your fucking head

Mom:Did you just call me dude?Dickie:Imean mommy(moves his fingers weirdly while saying his line)

nucking futs

Nukin futs

ok u all suck the cheer goes like this
SALLY: brickwall, waterfall
dickie thinks hes got it all, but he dont and i do
so BOOM with that attidude
resses pieces, captain crunch you mess with me and i’ll mess you up.
ok happy?

ok you all got it wrong i am watchin the movie rite now-
Sally:Brick wall Water Fall Dickie thinks hes got it all but he dont i do so boom it with that attitude – peace punch captain crunch i’ve got something you cant touch boom boom choo-choo train wind me up i’ll do my thing no reeses pieces 7-up mess with me ill mess you up THERE!! now ya’ll got it?

ok you all got it wrong i am watchin the movie rite now- Sally:Brick wall Water Fall Dickie thinks hes got it all but he dont i do so boom it with that attitude – peace punch captain crunch i’ve got something you cant touch bang bang choo-choo train wind me up i’ll do my thing no reeses pieces 7-up mess with me ill mess you up THERE!! now ya’ll got it? sry i was the one b4 this but i put the wrong thiner in

oooo..that was intense

OOooo, I love it!

Sally Finney : Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he knows it all.
Peace, punch Captain Crunch. I’ve got something you can’t touch.
Bang-Bang choo-choo train. Wind me up and do my thing.
Reeses Pieces, 7 Up. You mess with me, I’ll mess you up.

Sally-Brick wall, waterfall, Dickie thinks he got it all but he don’t, and I do, so boom with that attitude, peace punch captain crunch, I got somethin you can’t touch, bang bang choo-choo train, wind me up I do my thang, reese’s pieces, 7-up, you mess with me I’ll mess you up.

SAlly: Brick wall water fall Dickie thinks hes got it all but he dont so boom with that attitude reeses pieces 7up girl u mess with me ill mess u up

sally:brick wall water fall dickie thinks hes got it all but he dont and i do so boom with attitude piece punch captain crunch i got somthn u cant touch bang bang cho-cho train wind me up i’ll do my thang no reices poeces 7up mess with me ill mess u up!

Sally:Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he got it all but he don’t, and we do, so Boom with that attitude. Peace, punch Cap’n Crunch. I’ve got something you can’t touch. Bang-Bang, choo-choo train. Wind me up I do my thang. Reeses’ Pieces, 7 Up. You mess with me, I’ll mess you up.

Sally:Dickie,when your talking to me,all I’m thinking is,Brick wall Water falls Dickie thinks he got it all but he don’t,and I do so boom with that attitude,peace,punch,captin crunch,and I got something you can’t touch,bang bang choo choo train,winde me up I do my thing,no reses pieces 7up,mess with me I’ll mess you up

shizzit

suzie nd kristy kick butt…HOLLER!!!

thats nuckin futs!

There I got you your precious root beer! OooOoo,I love it!

This is for all of you out there who want to know the correct cheer/ chant that Sally Finney says to Dickie Roberts.

Sally: Brick wall, waterfall, Dickie thinks he’s got it all, but he don’t and I do so BOOM! with that attitude. Peace Punch, Cap’n Crunch, I got somethin’ you can’t touch. Bang Bang Choo Choo Train, Wind me up, I do my thang. Reese’s pieces, 7 up, mess with me, I’ll mess you up.

this is nuckin futs!!

This is nucking futs

this is nucking futs

This is nucking futs!

this sint a quote really but does anyone know the lil cher thing the girl did you know tick tock water fall dickie thinks hes got it all thats about all i know you think you guys could help me its kinda a bet with me and my friend thx

This things supposed to be a toy? Its like a steven king movie!

Tub of goo boy: Hey
Dickie: Hey? Don’t you mean oink?

What did you call us you little bitch?

what’s a water wiggle?

Woman: Aren’t you a little big for a stroller?
Man: Aren’t you a little big for a sidewalk?

wrong all of you SALLY:brickwall waterfall dickie thinks he’s got it all, but he don’t, and i do, so BOOM with thae attitude, peace punch, captain crunch, i’ve got something you can’t touch, bang-bang, choo-choo train, wind me up i’ll do my thing, no recess pieces, 7 up, mess with me, i’ll mess you up

yew people all have no lifes =) haha that felt good to say yew sukk and y yew kallin people littles bitches? huh huh

You people are all wrong! Watch the movie! It goes like this: Whiff, coke, toot, lines, blast, rails, nose candy, devil’s dandruff, power flour, sniffy-jiffy, booger sugar.

You people are all wrong! Watch the movie!It goes like this: Brick wall, waterfall, Dickie thinks he got it all, but he don’t, and I do, so BOOM with that attitude! Peace, Punch, Captain Crunch, I’ve got something you can’t touch! Bang-Bang, Choo-Choo train, wind me up, I do my thing! No Reeses Pieces, 7up, mess with me, I’ll mess you up!

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