Movie Quotes from Die Hard with a Vengeance: Quotes from the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance

(1) you’re a racist! you don’t like me cuz i’m white!
(2) i don’t like you cuz you’re gonna get me killed!

(1)Let GO! You’re doin it wrong!
(2)Well you got your thumb up your ass ya dumb…
(1)Say it! Say it! Say it! You were gonna call me a nigger weren’t you?
(2)No!
(1)What were you gonna call me then?
(2)Asshole!

-And where is McClain?
-Ahh, he’s coming, he’s a little slow, he’s kinda outta shape

-Can you hotwire this thing?
-Of course I can. I’m an electrician.

-Didn’t I hear you say you didn’t even like your brother?
-There’s a difference between not liking one’s brother and not caring
when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.

-don’t you have any kids? it’s an elephant joke.

-Hey! Who was the 21st President?
-Go fuck yourself!

-Hey, partner!
-I ain’t your partner. I ain’t your neighbor, your brother, or your
friend. I’m your total stranger.

-Relax, I know what I’m doing.
-Not even God knows what you’re doing, McClane.

-See I told you Park Drive is always jammed!!
-I didn’t say Park Drive, I said throw the park.

-This guy wants to pound on you till you crumble. He wants you to dance to his tune, and then–
-Undress and fuck me?
-I was going to say kill you.

-What does this all have to do with killing McClane?
-Life has its little bonuses.

…..smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo

…And I’m going to marry Donald Trump.

1) Has this thing got airbags?
2) YOUR side does, I don’t know about m–

1) He’s about 2 steps shy of becoming a full blown alcoholic. 2) One step… one step!

1) hey can you hot wire this car? 2)Course i can im an electriction. trouble is it takes too frigging long.

1) Hey, why’d you save my ass? 2) I didn’t. I stopped a white cop from gettin’ killed in Harlem. One white cop gets killed today, tomorrow we got a thouand white cops – all of ’em with itchy trigger fingers.

1) Is this that black shit again? 2) Will you stop with all that racial shit? Are you a fuckin’ locksmith or not?

1) Stop that yelling i know what i’m doing. 2)Not even God knows what ur doing!

1) Well, they got to the phone, but there’s a problem. 2) What are you talking about? How big a problem? 3) Oh, about 300 pounds.

1) Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? 2) The psychic hotline. 1) I’ll advise you to take this more seriously, John. 2) Look, it’s a public phone, what do you want me to say? 1) You can simply say there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off!

1) Yo uncle, come look at this. 2) What? 1) There’s a white man standing in the street. 2) I’ve seen one. 1) Not like this…

1) You don’t like me ’cause I’m white.
2) I don’t like you ’cause you’re gonna get me killed!

1) You know you’re the first woman to see me do this since Holly. 2) I’m honored. 1) Yeah, well, so was she.

1)Are you aiming for these people! 2) No, well maybe that mime

1)Hey…there’s a white man outside 2) I’ve seen one before. 1)not like this 2)get inside and call the cops, tell them someone’s about to be killed…. get to school.

1)Now where you going? 2)School. 1)Why? 3)To get educated. 1)Why? 2)So we can go to college. 1)And why is that important? 2)To get espect. 1)Respect, now who’s the bad guys? 2)guys who sell drugs. 3)And guys who have guns. 1)Who are the good guys? 2)Were the good guys. 1)And who’s gonna help us? 3)Nobody. 1)So who’s goona help us? 2)Were gonna help are sleves. 1)And who do we not want to help us? 2+3)White people. 1)Thats right!

1)They’re at the phone but there’s a problem. 2)Problem? How big of a problem? 3)Oh about 300 pounds.

1. So you’re telling em I’m in this shit because some white cop threw some white assholes brother off a roof? 2. Yea, that’s what I’m telling ya. 2. That’s great, that’s just great.

1. You couldn’t c-catch me if I stole your ch-chair with you in it.
2(mockingly)My ch-chair with me in it? Well, let me ask you a question, why are you trying to k-k-kill me?

1.You mean I’m in this shit because some white guy through some white assholes brother off a roof? 2. Yea that’s what i’m tellin ya.

1/ Birds of a feather flock together, so do pigs and swine, rats and mice have their chance, as will I have mine
2/ Nice…… rhymes……

1/ Simple simon met a pieman going to the fair…… said simon to the pieman……..gimme your pies!!!!!!…. or I’ll cave your head in…. you see, Bonwit’s was just so I had your attention. Is there an Officer John McClane there??
2/ He’s currently on suspension
1/ No… no he’s not, Walter… not today

112 Wall Street. Got it.

1: You know how to fire one of these? 2: No. 1: No?!? 2: Hey, all brothers don’t know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker!

555-0001.

Schiess auf das Fenster!
What?
Schiess auf das Fenster!
What?
Shoot se glass!

A. What’s your name, boy? B. Don’t call me boy! A. I’m sorry, it was a poor attempt at humor

Are you aiming for these people! No….well, maybe that mime.

Are you AIMING for these people?

Are you feeling alright sir? Havin a good day? Not to get too personal, but a man standing in the middle of Harlem with a sign that says I hate niggers has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking…

as i was going to st. ives i met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacs, every sac had seven cats, every sac had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacs, and wives. how many were going to st. ives?

As I was on my way to St. Ives, i met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven kittens, each kitten had seven sacks. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives how many were going to St. Ives? My number is 5 5 5 and ze answer call me in serty secunds of die.

Attention! Attention! Hills is dead! I reapeat! Hills is dead bonehead!

Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only…
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?

Beer is normally taken internally

Bro?

bruce: Hey Simon… how ’bout you come out from that rock you’ve been hidin’ under and I’ll drive this truck up your ass!

BW: You know your brother was an asshole!?!

Call 911.

Captain: Listen Simon. McClane is nothing, he’s not worth this. He disregards the rules, his own wife doesn’t want to deal with him, and he about two steps away from becoming s full-blown alcoholic.
McClane: One step.

Fort Knox is for tourists.

He said ‘Don’t shoot’.

he was sittin in the fuckin row….how the hell am is supposed to know?

Hey dickhead. Did I come at a bad time?

Hey fuck head……yeah you fuck head, there’s just one thing I gotta
know. You got any aspirin? cause I have had a BAD fucking headache
all day long.

Hey Walter, why don’t you just mind your fuckin’ business about Holly. Between you and Simon, we’re fucking up a perfectly good hangover.

Hey, don’t blame me. I was workin’ on a nice fat suspension. Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo.

Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.

Holy Toledo(American accent), somebody had fun(German accent).

Hook-Line and sinker

I didn’t say Park Drive, I said through the park.

I got a bad fuckin’ headache

I got them. they’re taking the scenic route.

I had no idea Canada could be this fun.

I had two pigeons, bright and gay,
Fly from me the other day,
Why was it they did go?
You cannot tell, you do not know.

I think he’s dead my dear

I think he’s dead, my dear.

I think we’ll go straight to withdrawal.

I’m not jumping through hoops for some psycho. That’s a white man with white problems. You deal with him. Call me when he crosses 110th street.

I’ve had a bad fuckin headache all day

If I fail you cover my ass, If you fail I cover your ass.
And if we both fail?
Then we’re both fucked.

If you have to shoot me, then you go ahead shoot me, but I have to answer that phone!

It’s an elephant joke! don’t you have kids McClain?

It’s my lucky-fucking-day.

Listen, front desk. I need help. I’m completely surrounded.

Look, start acting crazy alright What? Like looney tunes, you know,
like Bellvue.

McClane – Zeus?
Zeus – Yeah zeus, as in father of Apollo mount ollimpus,
dont fuck with me or i’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass.

McClane: Attention, attention. Nils is dead, Nils is dead bonehead.
And those from the east German allstars, your boys down at the bank.
They’re gonna be a little late. Simon: In the back of the truck you’re driving there is 40billion pounds worth in gold. I wonder if a deal would be out of the question. McClane: Yeah i have a deal for ya, come out from under that rock youre hidin and i’ll drive this truck up your ass. Simon: How colorful.

Money means shit to me. I would not give up McClane for all the gold
in your Fort Knox.

My name is Zeus! Zeus? Yeah Zeus! As in father of Apollo, Mt. Olympus,
don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zues!

Nice. Rhymes.

Not to get to personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem, wearing a sign that says, *I hate niggers* has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking

Oh shit, I left Holly on hold….

Ohh..Somebody had fun

Said Simple Simon to the pie-man going to the fair: give me your pies . . . or I’ll cave your head in.

Say hello to your brother….

Simon says… this is non-compliance

Simple simon met a pieman going to the fair…… said simon to the pieman……..gimme your pies!!!!!!……….or I’ll cave your head in…….. you see… Bonwit’s was just so I had your attention….. is there an Officer John McClane there????
– He’s on suspension
– No…no he’s not Walter…… not today….

SLJ: Well you can take your well laid plan, and shove it up your well laid ass!

So nature boy here hates niggers, now what are we going to do about that?

Summer in the City.

That’s a White man with White problems you deal with it

The cops are up to something! You could steal City Hall!

The only thing better than blowing up $100 million worth of gold is
making people think you did.

They bought it…hook, line, and … sinker.

This is where, as they say, the plot thickens.

Trust me guys … duck.

We got to the phone but there’s a problem.

How big a problem?

Oh about 400 pounds.

We’ll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes. Take your time.
I expect to be dead in four.

well you can stick you’re well laid plan up your well laid ass

Well, I kind of lied. They found it down in Chinatown.

Well, you can stick that well-laid plan in your well-laid ass.

Why do keep calling me Jesus, I look Peurto Rican to you?!

Yesterday we were an Army without a country. Tomorrow we have to decide what country we want to buy!

Yipeee kay ayyy my friend.

yippie kay yay motherfucker

You can stick your well laid plan up your well laid ass.

You got any aspirin?

You have about 10 seconds before those guys see you and when they do, they will KILL YOU you understand? you are about to have a very bad day…

You mean to tell me that I’m in this shit because some white cop threw some white asshole’s brother off a roof?!

you need me a lot more than I need you

You were about to call me a nigger wernt you

Zeus! My name is Zeus!
-Zeus?
-Yeah Zeus! As in in Father of Oppollo, Mount Olympus, don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! ZEUS! you gotta problem with that?
-No, I dont gotta problem with that

Zeus- watch it watch it watch it. Are you aiming for these people?

Zeus: Dial 911. Someone’s about get killed.

Zeus: Not all black people know how to use guns you racist melon farmer! (edited version)

Zeus: You got about 10 seconds before those guys see you and when they do they will KILL you you understand, you are about to have a very bad day.
McClane: Tell me about it.

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