(Powell) I’m at Nakatomi Plaza. They’re turning my car into Swiss cheese!
I need backup assistance now! Now, goddamn it! Now!
(1) W-what was that?
(2) Remember that plastic explosive I told you about?
There you go. Is the building on fire?
(1) No, but it’s gonna need a paintjob and a shitload of screen doors.
(1)Powell, has it occurred to you… he could be one of the terrorists or some nutcase in there?
(2) I don’t think so. In fact, I think he’s a cop… maybe not LAPD, but he’s definitely a badge.
(1) How do you know that? (2) A hunch… things he said…like being able to spot a phoney ID.
(1) Jesus Christ, Powell!
He could be a bartender for all we know!
(1)Wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you’re going, take off your shoes and your socks, and you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
(2)Fists with your toes?
(1)I know, I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me. I’ve been doing it for nine years.
(1)You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
(2) Hey, we’re flexible. Pearl Harbor didn’t work out so we got you with tape decks.
(ELLIS) Hey, Holly. What about dinner tonight?
(HOLLY) Ellis, it’s Christmas Eve.
Families, stockings, Chestnuts?
Rudolph and Frosty? Any of these things ring a bell?
(ELLIS) Actually, I was thinking more of mulled wine, a nice, aged Brie…
…and a roaring fireplace. You know what I’m saying?
(Ending Lines) Argyle: If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years.
(Hans)So who are you then? Just another american who watched too many movies as a child. Another guy who thinks he’s John Wayne, Rambo?
(McClane)I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually, really liked those sequined shirts.
(Hans)Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy.
(McClane)Yippee kay yay mother fucker.
(McClane throwing the bomb down the shaft) Geronimo Motherfucker!!
(POWELL) Going in? That’s crazy! There could be over 30 hostages in there for all we know.
(ROBINSON) We don’t know shit, Powell.
If there’s hostages, how come there are no ransom demands?
If there’s terrorists in there, where’s their list of demands?
All we know is that somebody shot your car up.
It’s probably the same silly son of a bitch you’ve been talking to on that radio.
(Woman) Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
(McClane) No shit, lady! Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
-Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent
of the hostages.
-I can live with that.
-This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace
Kelly.
-That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
-You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
-Who said we were terrorists?
….. benefits of a classical education.
1) After all your posturing, all your speeches…you’re nothing but a common thief.
2) I’m an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And now that I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
1) I think he’s a cop. 2) How do you know? 1) A hunch…things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID. 2) He could be a fucking bartender for all we know!
1) Mr. Katacki chooses his people well, Ms…. 2) Generro….MISS Generro.
1) Now… you can break the code…? 2) You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality.
1) There are armed terroists in this building….
2) Sir this is for emergencies only
1) DO I SOUND LIKE I’M ORDERING A PIZZA???
1) What idiot put you in charge?
2) You did. When you killed my boss.
1) What kind of terrorist are you?
2) Who said anything about us being terrorists?
1) Yee-haa!! Just like fucking Saigon, huh, kid? 2) Dickhead…I was in junior high!
1)Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate. 2)Thanks for the advice.
1)This is Holly’s husband, Holly’s police man. (Ellis wipes cocaine off his face) 2)Missed some.
1)You won’t hurt me. 2)Oh Yeah, why’s that? 1)Because you’re a policeman, and policemen have rules. 2) That’s what my captain keeps telling me.
1. This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
2. That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
1. What do they put in these things anyway?
2. Sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and yellow dye #5. Everything a growing boy needs.
1.)Sir, this line is for emergencies only.
2.)No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I’m tryin’ to order a pizza?
1/ How ya felling, partner??
2/ pretty fuckin’unappreciated, Al!!!
1: Do you think that they will even try to do it? 2: Who cares.
555-3213
C’mon baby, come ta’ papa, I’l kiss ya’ fuckin’ dalmatian!
I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas you Mr. Takagi did not see that way. So he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.
I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
No fuckin’ shit, lady! Do I sounds like I’m ordering a pizza?
All things being equal I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.
(Chuckles)Benefits of a classical education.
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.
Benefits of a classical education.
And when Alexandretta looked upon the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.
ARGYLE: Tell you what. I’ll pull into the parking garage and wait. You score with your wife give me a call on the car phone and I’ll leave your bags inside at the desk. You strike out…I’ll get you to a hotel.
MCCLANE: You’re all right, Argyle.
ARGYLE: Just remember that when you sign for the tip.
Asshole? I’m not the one who just got but fucked on national tv
DWAYNE!
Asshole? Asshole? I’m not the one that just got buttfucked on national t.v. DWAYNE.
Awww…no bullets. Think I’m fuckin stupid, Hans?
Be patient, only wound them.
By the time they figure out what happen we will be on the earning 20%
Bzzzt! Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
C’mon baby, come ta’ papa, I’ll kiss ya’ fuckin’ dalmatian!
call me roy
Call me roy!
Clay, Bill Clay
Come on, come on…who’s in that car, Stevie Wonder?
Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.
Come out to the coast, will get together have a few laughs
Come out to the coast. We’ll get together, have a few laughs.
EAT IT HARVEY!
Get downstairs, all of you! The whole fuckin’ roof is wired to blow! Get down! Get down! Get the fuck downstairs! (Shoots his machine gun in the air)
Glass, who gives a sit about glass!
Go ahead show him the watch we got you… it’s a Rolex.
Hans! Bubbie! I’m your White Knight!
Hans, baby…I’m your white knight.
Hans, booby…I’m your white knight.
Hans…Bubbie…I’m your White Knight! It’s not what I have…It’s what I can give ya.
Hans: Who are you then, just another security guard?
John: ehhh,sorry Hans wrong guess, would you like to go for double jepordy where the scores can really change.
Happy trails Hans
Happy trails, Hans.
He looks pissed!!
He wasn’t lying about Marco….he’s lying down on the street!
He’s alive…only John could piss someone off that much
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash!
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash!
Hey, babe, I negotiate million-dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. Hey! Sprekin’ ze talk?
Ho-Ho-Ho, now I have a machine gun.
Hunt the little shit down and get me my detonators!
I am going to count to three./
Like you did with Takagi. (click) OOPS! (click, click, click)
No bullets. What do you think I’m fucking stupid, Hans.
I hope that’s not a hostage.
I hope thats not a hostage.
I must have missed 60 minutes what are you saying?
I promise I won’t hurt you.
I think were gonna need a couple of FBI guys…
i thought you guys just ate donuts.
(i’m not a quoter, but if you want to hear more from me, say so on your site, i’ll give you 1 week. Cheers!)
I will count to three. There will not be a four.
I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
I’m an exceptional thief, Ms. Genero. And since I’m stepping up to kidnapping, I suggest you behave nicely toward me.
I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV Duane……..
I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Duane!!!
I’m not the one who just got buttfucked on national TV Dewayne!
If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years
If you are what I think you are, you’ll know when to keep your mouth shut, when to duck, and when to pray.
If your not part of the solution your part of the problem, quit
being part of the FUCKIN’ problem and put the other guy back on.
Im afraid he wont be joining you for the rest of his life…
It looks like the police have themselves an RV!
It’s not the police you idiot, its him
It’s not the police. It’s him.
its ganna need a paint job, and a shit load of screen doors.
John)Mayday, Mayday,Is anyone there
Operator)911 emergency
John)Terrorists have taken over the Nakatomy Plaza
Operator)Sir this channel is reserved for emergencies only
John)No shit lady does it sound like im orderin a fuckin pizza
Just like fuckin Saigon aye Slick
I was in Junior High Dickhead
Just the fly in the ointment hans, the pain in the ass, the monkey in the wrench.
Ladies and gentlemen, due to the Nakatomi Corporation’s legacy of greed aroudn the globe, they’re about to be taught a lesson in the real use of power. You will be witnesses.
Lady: Attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane: No fucking shit lady! Do I sound like i;’m ordering a pizza?!
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Looks like the police have got themselves an RV.
Mayday, Mayday! Anyone! Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi building and are holding 30 or more hostages! I say again? Unknown number of terrorists, six or more, armed with automatic weapons at Nakatomi, Century City… Somebody answer me, Goddamnit!
McClane to Karl: You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fuck’n neck!!
MCCLANE: You know, I think that Ellis has his eye on you.
HOLLY: That’s okay…. I have an eye on his private bathroom.
McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this
McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
McClane: I’m on your side you assholes!
McClane: Motherfucker! I’m gonna kill you! Then I’m gonna fuck’n cook ya! Then I’m gonna fuck’n eat ya!
Merry Christmas.
Mr. Takagi… I’m not interested in your computer. I’m interested in the 640 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds you have in your vault.
Mr.Takagi, I could speak about men’s fashions and industrialization all day along, but I am afraid work must include.
Nice suit. John Phillps, London. I have two myself.
Nice suit. John Phillps, London. I have two myself….. rumour has it Arafat buys his there
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
No one is coming to help you.
No one kills him but me…
No, but it’s gonna need a paint job a shitload of screen doors.
Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho.
NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN. HO-HO-HO.
Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho.
Now I have a machine gun…ho, ho, ho.
Now I know what a t.v. dinner feels like.
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Oh My God the quaterback IS toast!
Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.
Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
Paulo: Well the weather outside is frightfull..dum de dum..delightful and nobody has a place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. JEESUS CHRIST!!!
John: Welcome to the party, PAL
Roy – Why don’t you wake up and smell what your shovelin.
Shoot the glass!!!
Si, Mrs. Holly, I do that already
Smile, Karl. We are back in business.
Takagi: I don’t know the code I’m telling you. Get on the jet to Tokyo and ask the chairman. I’m telling you, you’ll just have to kill me. Hans: Okay. (Shoots Takagi in the head)
take this under advisement jerk weed
Terrorist: There are rules for policemen.
John: Yea, that’s what my captain keeps telling me…
Terrorist: You’re a policeman, even policeman have rules.
Mclane: Yeah, that’s what my captain keeps telling me
The code please.
The police have themselves a R.V.
The quarterback is toast!
THEO: ..So, Kareem rebounds, feeds Worthy on the break, over to A.C., to Magic, back to Worthy in the lane and –(Suddenly the other man pulls out a Walther pistol with a silencer and aims it at the Guard’s forehead. Before the Guard can react he pulls the trigger.)
THEO: Boom…two points.
Think….THINK GOD DAMN IT!!
This is Agent Johnson… no the other one.
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two by two cover formation.
We’re gonna need some more F.B.I. guys, I guess.
We’re gonna need some more FBI guys I guess.
Welcome to the party, pal!
Welcome to the party,pal!
well suck my dick arsehole
Well, I’m Not the one who just got butt-fucked on national T.V. Dwayne!
What does it sound like lady? Im ordering a fuckin pizza??
What idiot put you in charge? You did, after you murdered my boss…
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were
no more worlds to conquer. The benefits of a classical education.
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer….. benefits of a classical education
where are you going pal? no more table. next time you have the chance to kill someone, dont hesitate. thanks for the advice
Who said we were terrorists?
Why the hell didn’t you stop them, John?! Because you will be dead too, asshole!
Ya wanna know the secret of successful air travel? After you get where you’re going, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
Yeah come on out to the coast we’ll get together have a few laughs.
yipekieeeee mother fucker
Yippe Ki Aye motherfucker
yippee kayea mother fucker
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
Yippi Kiyai mutha fucka.
Yippie ki ya motherfucker!
Yippie-kay-ay motherfucker
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
yippikay yey motherfucker
Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a.
You asked for a miracle. I give you the F .. B .. I
You ass hole… Ass hole, your the one that just got buttfucked on national television
You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality.
You wanna stay alive…you stay with me
your a policeman, there are rules for policemen
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