1: Why don’t art students look out the window in the morning?
2: So they’ll have something to do in the afternoon.
Cider! Brilliant! 2 Bottles of this and you wake up with a pile of vomit in your slippers and six hours pregnant.
DT: FUCKER!!!!
JI: That’s very kind of you Dan, but I’ve already fucked her….[nods reassuringly] quite good…
No one has ever given me 1/26 of their birthday present before.
The best part of breaking up is having your nose broken
You can leda a whore to culture but you can’t make her think
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