Movie Quotes from Donnie Darko: Quotes from the movie Donnie Darko

(1) Do you want to tell Mom and Dad why you stopped taking your medication? (2) You are such a fuckass!

(1) I think about fucking a lot (2) What else do you think about? (1) Married With Children (2) You think about your family? (1) I turn the volume down and think about fucking Christina Applegate (2) We were talking about your family (1) I don’t think about fucking my family, that’s gross

(1) What are feces? (2) Baby mice! (all) Awwww!

(1) When is this going to stop? (2) You should already know that.

(1) you are such a fuckass! (2)Did you just call me a fuckass? you can go suck a fuck! (1)oh really, and how does one suck a fuck?

(1) [to a motavational speaker in a class assembly] Ya, um..hi. Umm, how much are they paying you to be here?
(2) Excuse me son?
(1) I mean you’re obviouisly not here on your own considering all of the shitty advise you’ve been giving, i mean my shrink can do better than this!
(2) You see ladies and gentlemen? This is a prime example of fear. I bet you are a very troubled boy and also very confused. And maybe even, a little affraid.
(1) Ya know, you’re absolutely right. I am confused, and troubled… very troubled as a matter of fact. And probably afraid even, but personally, I-I-I think you’re the fucking anti-crist.

(1)whats your name son? (2) Gerald

– I probably won’t squeeze one out until I’m 30.
– Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? Because I’ve heard that’s a wonderful place to raise a child

– I’m voting for Dukakis.
– Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country until you’re old enough to have a kid?

– When do I get to squeeze one out?
– Not until eighth grade.

…what if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?

1) *Name* . . . Sounds like a super hero’s name. 2) What makes you think i’m not?

1) Has anyone ever told you that you’re sexy? 2) I like your boobs.

1) My parents didn’t get me what I wanted for Christmas. 2) What did you want? 1) Hungry Hungry Hippos! 2) And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos? 1) Regret.

1) That’s some good shit, huh? 2) It’s a fuckin cigarette

1) What happens if you tell mom and dad about this? 2) You’ll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. 3) You’re goddamn right I will.

1)What’s going to happen if you tell mom and dad about this? 2) You’ll put Ariel down the garbage disposal 1) God damn right i will.

1. i think about love and marriage alot. 2. oh you do you think about your family alot? 1. no i dont think about fucking my family thats gross. 2. oh well wut do you think about then? 1. i turn down the sound and think about fucking christina applegait.

1. Our son just called me a bitch 2. you’re not a bitch…you’re bitchin

1.)I made a new friend today. 2.)Real or imaginary? 1.)Imaginary.

1.)Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit? 2.)Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

1.)You are such a fuckass!
2.)Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck!
1.)Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!

1.)You’re weird. 2.)Sorry. 1.)No, that was a compliment.

1: Beth’s mom said the boys locker room was flooded and there was fecies everywhere. 2: Whats fecies? 1: Baby mice 2: aww 3: That is so grody!

1: What’s feces? 2: Baby rats 1: Awww!

28 Days…
6 Hours…
42 Mintues…
12 Seconds…
Thats when the world will end……

28 days…6 hours…42 minutes…12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

Frank: 28 Days… 6 Hours… 42 Mintues… 12 Seconds… Thats when the world will end…… Donnie: (smiles evilly) Why?…

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frankie: Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch.
Eddie: You’re not a bitch. You’re bitchin’, but you’re not a bitch.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

What makes you think I am not?

actually u guys really do suck at these quotes.

ass fuck

Beer and Pussy

but theres some fat guy over there watching us.

Cellar door

Cherita: CHUT UP!
Friend 1: CHUT UP (Mocking)!
Friend 2: Go back to China, bitch!

Chut up!

Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and… there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I’m afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I’m afraid that you’ll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Did you just call me a fuck ass? you can go suck a fuck!

Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you… yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe… you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he’s tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

Don’t worry… you got away with it.

Donnie Darko, what kind of hell of name is that? It makes you sound like some super hero.

What makes you think I’m not?

donnie,you are out of your element

Donnie: Papa Smurf did not create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent down as a spy, but the happiness overwhelmed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario…It would never happen. Smurfs are asexual.

Donnie: What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Donnie: I can’t get it off.

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Donnie: What’s ‘cellar door’?
Ms. Pomeroy: A famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that ‘cellar door’ is the most beautiful.

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank:….Why do you wear that stupid man suit?
Donnie: When is this going to end?
Frank: You should already know that.

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

Donnie: You’re such a fuck-ass! Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuck-ass?! You can go suck a fuck! D: Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?! E: You want me to tell you? D: (whispering) I’m all ears! Samantha: What’s a fuck-ass?

Donnie: You’re such a fuckass!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me an assfuck? You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie: Oh really, and how does one suck a fuck?

Donnie: [in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book
and… there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I’m afraid of
what you might tell me. Sometimes I’m afraid that you’ll tell me that this is not a
work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I
hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief,
because there will be so much to look forward to.

Donnie:Elizabeth, Go suck a fuck
Elizabeth:Oh please Donnie tell me exactly how does one suck a fuck

Donnie:what happened to your eye?
Frank:i’m so sorry about that donnie

Donnie:Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank:Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Donnie:Would you go with me? Girl:I have to go now. Donnie:No i mean would you be with me, be my girlfriend thats how we say it around here. Girl:yeah sure (starts walking home) Donnie:Where are you going? Girl: home i have to study. Donnie But?(confused face on)

Dr. Lillian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.

Eddie: That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

Elizabeth: Donnie, you’re such a dick!
Donnie: Woah Elizabeth, a little hostile there!

Elizabeth: Go suck a fuck!
Donnie: Tell me Elizabeth how does one suck a fuck?
Elizabeth: You really need me to tell you, you fuck face…
Little sister: What’s a fuck face?
(Laughter)

Every creature on this earth dies alone

Every creature on this earth dies alone.

Every living creature dies alone.

Every living creature on earth dies alone

every living creature on this earth dies alone

every living creature onthis earth dies alone

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. And what’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurftte, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gergamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenerio it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual, they don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. Thats whats so illogical y’know, about being a smurf. What’s the point in living, if you don’t have dick?

frank: 28 days…6 hours….42 minutes…and twelve seconds, that is when the world is going to end

frank:have you ever seen a portal

Go back to China bitch!

Go Back to China!

Gretchen: …what if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain
and darkness and replace them with something better?

Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It sounds like a superhero’s name
Donnie: Who says I’m not?

Gretchen: I want it to be at a time..when…it reminds me.. Donnie: when it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be. Gretchen: yeah, and right now there’s some fat guy staring at us.

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad.
He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

Gretchen: What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better.. things that remind you of how beautiful the world can be..

Gretchen:He has emotional problems.. Donny: Ooh i have those too, what kind of emotional problems does your dad have!

Have you ever seen a portal?

He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus

He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus.

Head over heels.

Hey whos pathetic, ur the one that doesnt have life enough to go out and do something instead u sit at home on ur ass watchin the same movie over and over and trying to memorize every good line in it, so yeah get a life u fuck ass

How do you suck a fuck?

How exactly does one suck a fuck

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I am begining to doubt your dedication to Sparkle Motion!

I believe you’re the fucking antichrist.

I can do anything I want… and so can you

I can do anything I want…and so can you

I can do anything I want…so can you.

I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!

I have to question your devotion to Sparkle Motion!

I hope that when the worl comes to an end,i can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look foreward to

I hope that when the world comes to an end I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

I hope that when the world ends, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to….

I hope you get molested

i promise one day every thing is going to be better for you.

I promise one day everything will be better for you.

I promise, that one day, everything’s going to be better for you.

I think about fucking a lot during school.

I think we’ve all seen Bonanza.

I think your fucking anti-christ!

I’ll tell you what he did! He told me to forcibly shove the lifeline excercise card into my anus!

I’ll tell you what he said. He told me to forcibly insert the life line exercise card into my anus.

I’ll tell you what he said. He told me to forcibly insert the lifetime activity card up my anus!!

I’m not afraid anymore!

I’M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!!

I’m voting for Dukukis

If the sky were to open up there would be no law, there would be no rule. there would only be you and your memories.

if this world were to end…there would only be you and him….and no one else

It is if everyone dies alone

Kitty Farmer: I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line
exercise card into my anus!

Kitty Farmer:I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!

Kitty: He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus!

Kitty: I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

Kitty: He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus.

Life isn’t that simple

Life isnt that simple…

Love will tear us apart.

Married With Children. I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate.

Maybe you should be the one in therapy, then Mom and Dad can pay someone two hundred dollars an hour to listen to your thoughts so we don’t have to!

Mom: Our son just called me a bitch. Dad: You’re not a bitch. You’re bitchin, but your not a bitch.

mrs. farmer- i’ll tell you what he said, he told me to forcably insert the lifeline excersize card into my anus!

Ms. Therman:How did you feel when you were denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
Donnie: Regret
Ms. Therman: What else makes you feel regret?
Donnie: That I did it again.
Ms. Therman: Did what again?
Donnie: I flooded my school and I burned down that perverts house.

No I don’t think about fucking my family, that’s gross

No mail today, maybe tomorrow.

No, I don’t think about fucking my family. Thats gross.

Not only am i a teacher, but I am also the mother of a middlesex child. Therefore I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.

Of all the combinations of words in the english language, Cellar Door is the most beautiful.

Okay, all of you so-called ‘Donnie Darko fans’… you are a fucking disgrace. Almost all of these quotes are totally wrong. Why the hell would you put a quote that was wrong on this site anyways? To tell you the truth, I am extremely pissed off. Go watch the movie a few more times, and then call yourself a fan… quit being so pathetic.

Okay, first of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent down as a spy, but the happiness of the Smurf land overwhelmed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario…It would never happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under thise little white pants! I mean, what’s so logical about being a smurf? What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

One day everything will be ok for you

ooo no dice grandma

Shrink: did he tell you about his friend frank… the giant bunny rabbit?
Donnie’s Dad: the what?!?!

So how did it feel, being denied these… hungry, hungry hippos?

Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

Some people were just born with tragedy in their blood, you know?

Somebody should write that bitch.

Sometimes I doubt you’re comitment to Sparkle Motion!

sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

sometimes i really doubt your commitment to sparkle motion

Sometimes I’m afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I’m afraid that you’ll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Son… DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places…

Student 1: Mom said the school is closed today because it’s flooded, and there’s feces everywhere!
Student 2: What are feces?
Student 1: Baby mice.
Student 2&3: Awwww…

Suck a fuck!

Teacher: Place an X on the LifeLine in the appropriate place.
Donny: I don’t understand. There are other things that need to be taken into account, such as the WHOLE SPECTRUM OF HUMAN EMOTION. YOU CANT JUST LUMP EVERYTHING INTO TWO CATEGORIES!!
Teacher: But fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
Donny: I KNOW. BUT YOU CANT….JUST….LUMP EVERYTHING INTO TWO CATEGORIES!
(Next day at conference)
Teacher: He told me to forcibly insert the LifeLine exercise card into my anus!

Tell me Elezibeth, exctally how does one suck a fuck?

Tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!
(mouthed) I’m all ears!

That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

the guy that posted that about people being pathetic is obviously the man, i am sick at home and im wasting time by telling him that he can suck my diseased balls right now. thats about it, so yea, fuck u guy

the world will come to an end in 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

The world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.

there is a fat guy over there watching us

There’s just something so illogical about being a smurf. I mean whats the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Theres just something so illogical about being a smurf

these last four entries arent quotes

They just wanted to see what happend when they ter the world apart..

They made me do it

This is some good sh*t!
It’s a cigarette.

This is some good shit.
It’s a fucking cigarette.

Twenty-eight days… six hours… forty-two minutes… twelve seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

Twenty-eight days… six hours… forty-two minutes… twelve seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

Twenty-eight days… six hours… forty-two minutes… twelve seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

Wake up Donnie.

we just might have mail… Oh, no dice grama.

Well, life isn’t that simple. Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money. It has nothing to do with either fear or love.. There are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can’t just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else.

what did you want for christmas?
hungry hungry hippos
and how did you feel when you were denied these hungry hungry hippos?
regret

What else? Principal Cole, I’ll show you what else.

What if you can go back in time, and take away all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better

what’s a fuckass?

What’s it like to have a wacko for a son?

Whats a fuck ass

When can I squeeze one out?
Not until the eigth grade.

Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

Why Are You Wearing that Stupid Man Suit

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

why do you wear your human suit?

yeah i agree, stop writing these fucking quotes if you have no idea what your talking about, it is a fucking disgrace and im pretty pissed as well, i have no life so all i do is look up donnie darko quotes, and now im pissed cuz almost all of them are wrong, kill yourself people, seriously

You can’t just lump everything into two catergories
Life isnt that simple

You remember that crazy gym teacher, Ms. Farmer? Yeah? Well my brother told her to shove a book up her ass and my parents bought him all this new shit. I wish a jet engine would fall into my room.

You’re not a bitch. Your bitchin! But your not a bitch.

You’re such a fuck ass!

You’re weird.
Sorry.
No, that’s a compliment.

your such a fuck ass

Your such a fuckass! Did you just call me a fuckass? Well you can go suck a fuck. Oh please tell me how does one suck a fuck?… Whats a fuckass?

[At the school assembly speaking out against Jim Cunningham]
Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch,
stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No
one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up! You know it takes a little
little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you… yeah, you. Sick of some jerk
shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe… you should lift
some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he’s tries to do it, you
kick him in the balls.

[DONNIE:] Why do you always wear that stupid bunny suit?
[FRANK:] Why do you always wear that stupid man suit? Take it off.

[tagline] __You can NEVER go too far

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