(1)Hey, so after this is done do you wanna go get a drink or something?
(2) Yeah sure I just have to check in with my parole officer
(3) You were in jail?
(4) No prison there is a difference
(5) Why too many parking tickets?
(6) No I was convicted of murdering my husband.
-i just have to check with my parole officer 1st- what to many parking tickets?-no i suposibly killed my husband-
-You want my advice? You do your time. -So what are you lawyer? -Once upon a time.
1) Libby what’s your favorite thing? 2) Me… 3) Not even close
1) Now, Ms. Krutch…I’d say your’s a size….four 2) A two 3) Of course.
1) Oh please! You know I can’t give out that kind of information 2) Oh that’s good, but does your supervisor know that you used master the art of felatio for- 3) Okay, okay, ya, ya, ya!
1) Poor Simon, I’ve never seen him so grief stricken 2) Oh I’m sure
1) Uuuuh yeah…Picasso! 2) The artist name is Kadinsky…blue period
1) You need to stir faster. Nobody likes burnt tapioca. 2) Does it smell like it’s burning?
1) You’ve been carrying him around the whole time? 2) Yeah… 3) We’re never gonna marry you off Angie.
1)Do you think I’m a mean son-of-a-bitch? 2)I think you could have given her a second chance. 1)There are no second chances here, baby…this is the LAST CHANCE HOUSE! You try to remember that!
1.) You gonna do something? 2.) What’re ya talking to me for? She’s the one with the gun.
Bobby: I’m a lawyer, what we think isn’t supposed to matter.
Cutter….not in front of my kid, okay?
Dammit, woman, of you don’t get out of this car and go to your kid, I’m going to have you arrested…for stupidity!
Elizabeth ‘Libby’ Parsons: I don’t want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer
Elizabeth ‘Libby’ Parsons: I haven’t felt this good since the day my husband died.
Evelyn: So, you’re the rich-bitch who snuffed her husband?
Libby: No, I didn’t…
Evelyn: It’s okay. He probably had it coming. Mine did.
Ever hear of double jeopardy? 5th amendment to the constitution?
Hello Nick.
How can you move and not tell me, Angie!
I always said there was good money in tomatoes
I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, adn they can’t touch me.
I didn’t kill my hudband. I love my husband. You have to beleive me.
I didn’t kill my husband! I loved my husband….please you have to believe me!
I don’t want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer
I don’t want to kill you, Nick. I just want you to suffer.
I gotta hand it to ya honey, it’s just sheer hate driving you on
I gotta hand it to you honey, there’s nothing but pure hate driving you on.
I haven’t felt this good since the day my husband died.
I’m a lawyer, what we think isn’t supposed to matter.
I’m a lawyer. What we think isn’t supposed to matter.
Is that what they’re saying? That I killed Nick for money?!
Let’s just say , the problem has been ‘buried’
Libby Parsons: I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can’t touch me
Libby Parsons: You could’ve given her a second chance.
Travis Lehman: There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!
Margaret: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth amendment to the constitution?
Libby: no
Margaret: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square put a gun to his head and pull the fucking trigger and there’s nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside don’t it?
Margaret: So you just repeat after me, If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]
Libby: If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
Evelyn: That’s good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff… they like that
Murder isn’t always a crime
Nick Parsons: Well, aren’t you gonna do something?
Travis Lehman: What are you talkin’ to me for? She’s the one with the gun.
Oh don’t you fucking dare.
Oh no you’re not, you’re a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle…where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.
Oh yeah, she’s very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she’s in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.
Oh yeah, she’s very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy, since she’s in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.
She seemed so refined
So Nick, how long were you and Angie fucking before you decided to get rid of me?
Someone hitting on Libby: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something?
Libby: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.
The guy: You were in jail?
Libby: No, prison. There is a difference.
The guy: Why? Too many parking tickets?
Libby: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.
The state says you already killed your husband. They can’t convict you of it a second time. That means that when you leave here, you track him down, and when you find him, you can kill him. That’s right, you can walk right up to him in Times Square and put a gun to his head, and pull the fucking trigger, and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. Kind of makes you feel warm and tingly all over don’t it?
Travis Lehman: Dammit, woman, if you don’t get out of this car and go to your kid, I’m going to have you arrested… for stupidity.
Travis Lehman: Oh no you’re not, you’re a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle… where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.
Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she’s very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she’s in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.
Ugh, he is insufferable!
Was I always this rude?
Who’s that, your daughter? Is that a problem for you, Layman.
You could walk right up to him in Time Square, put a gun to his head, and pull the f**king trigger and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside doesn’t it?
You don’t know what it’s like to be sitting in prison for six years and think of nothing but your son! Did I have choice? You’re asking the wrong question, Layman, I didn’t have a choice…fuck your curfew!
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