(song) Three Blind Mice
–I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net. A female. They’re the worst. It took hime a whole week to die….Did I do wrong?
–Well, it wouldn’t do to make a habit of it.
–I’m a member of SPECTRE.
–SPECTRE?
–SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four greatest cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.
–Correction. Criminal brains!
–One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You wewre wondering what it cost.
–As a matter of fact, I was.
–The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So
did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
–World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they’re Napoleon or God.
Are you here looking for shells? No, I’m just looking.
Are You looking for shells?
Because I had to.
Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones. I’m a very nervous passenger.
East? West? Just points on a compass, each as stupid as the other.
Flattery will get you nowhere…But don’t stop trying.
Honey: What are you doing? Looking for shells?
Bond: No, I’m just looking!
I never fail, Mr. Bond.
I prefer the ’53 myself.
I think they were on their way to a funeral.
I want to sleep with james bond he is sexy. I am a guy.and a gaylord my ass hurts.does yours? i went over ur house yesterday and i fucked u in ur sleep sorry i did ur ass alot im gay gay gay gay yeah
I’m afraid I misjudged you Mr Bond, you’re nothing but a stupid policeman.
If you carry a 00-number it means you have a license to kill. Not
get killed!
It’s a Smith and Wesson. And you’ve had your six.
The name is Bond, James Bond
u know how james always has a girl with him, well i want to be one of them and im a guy i love james bond hes sooooooo sexy (in gay lisp)i took it up the ass every nite so far and i love it wink wink with sean connery i like his now bald head i like his other head to (smiles) i will talk to u guys on the flip side yo (in gay lisp)
Walther PPK, 7.65 mil, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. Takes a Brausch silencer with very little reduction in muzzle velocity. The American CIA swear by it
World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they’re Naploeon. Or God.
You have a good game too mister………[lights cigarette] .Bond..James Bond.
You Limeys can be pretty touchy about trespassing.
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