–Does this mean we are actually leaving the hospital grounds?
–No, the Yankees are going to come here and play. There gonna throw
some lights up in the rec room. What a stroker.
–Great! Breakfast. I’m starved.
–That’s not ours. That’s Ed’s.
–Did Ed make the sun shine? Did Ed make the wheat grow?
–I don’t know the man.
–Hey, Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
–Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.
–Hey, guys, time for a hug?
–I don’t think so.
–My name is Caesar. Mr. Nivens asked me to stop you. I must request
you not move.
–Put that thing away. You hold it like a goddamn doorman.
–I am the doorman.
–Then get us a cab.
–Straighten out my chair!
–Henry, imagine this: my chair is straight and all the other chairs are out of order. There’s a real mind-bender for you there.
–We are all naked in the eyes of the Lord.
–Stop! This man is clinically insane! He is presently undergoing treatment at Cedarbrook Hospital under my supervision.
–You’re a very disturbed young man.
–Man, you don’t know how disturbed I am.
-Who the hell are you?
-I’m an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.
1. Hey, could you fill us up please?
2. Yo no hablo ingles.
1. Oh, *asks again in spanish*?
2. I don’t speak spanish either.
A dead man is not a witness.
Ah, it’s great to be young and insane!
Albert, where’s the doctor?
BROWSE!
Caufield is a walking time bomb.
Do I sense some hostility here?
Dr. Weitzman I’m not going! that maniac took my seat!
Father, forgive us for we have sinned. We parked our car in a forbidden zone!
I am the Lord they God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.
Out of my way, asshole.
I don’t want to sit next to him. He smells like tuna fish.
I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!
I handled one of the toughest zipcodes in the country. Ask anyone in 10021 about Henry Sokorski.
I will hold the water back
I’m the doctor until the doctor comes back!
It’s great to be young and insane.
No ghost stories, Billy.
Reality is messy, Henry.
Restaurant security. Just a minor utensil violation. Go ahead, enjoy
your dinner.
rise up and walk
Stop! who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
The doctor will be back soon. We’re on a very tight schedule.
There’s about 65,000 seats up at that stadium. But I don’t want you to get your hopes up, becuase they’re all screwed down.
Well my original goal was to rid my agency of satan’s influence….and to bring Jesus Christ back into the advertising business, where he belongs.
what about dinner? who is gonna get us our dinner?
What kind of bonehead cop would send four confessed mental patients back out in the streets?
Where the hell did you go to take that piss? Moscow?
Where the hell did you go to take that piss? Moscow?
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOW ME TO MY ROOM!!
Yeah, I got a big story for ya. We came to town to see a ball game.
And now they wanna give us the chair. I love New York. Bring your kids. Have ’em arrested. Do some time in The Big Apple.
you can’t go anywhere…i’m in charge here. you’re having a psychotic episode. That automatically puts me in charge.
you can’t go like that, you’re naked.
You guys seen Wolfen? They filmed it down here. You know, the movie about those gigantic wolves that come out at night. They eat people and rip their guts open…
you see those 2 buildings? I was the Architectural consultant on them. I told them, hey we built 1 why don’t we just throw another one up there.
You see those two towers? World Trade Center. I was an architect working on them. First they just wanted to build one, but I said,
‘Fellas, we’re here. What the hell, throw the other one up.’
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