-I’m gonna strangle her.
-She’s probably dead already.
-I don’t care man, I’m gonna strangle her anyway.
1)He’s dead, Beav. 2)Bullshit he is, he just dropped a clinker, man, I heard it!
1)Jonesy! Jonesy! He hung up. 2)Gimme back my gun.
1)Try Viagra. 2) Viagra? I’m practically a full salute all day!
Just so gawddamn perfect I can’t believe he’s a human. I should be singing his praises not questioning what qualixy he’s – I gotta pee.
Punch it dude, don’t be a pussy.
What have you been eating, woodchuck turds?
Is this SSDD or not?
Kiss my bender!
Scooby-do-be-do we’ve got some work to do now!
You, Henry, can have that priceless piece of cinematic trivia absoultely free.
Bitch in a buzzsaw!
You’re not Jonesy.
Another fuckarow.
Because you can’t do that, it’s wrong and I’m gonna tell the World!
Come on, you dickweeds!
Here’s to Duddits, our Dreamcatcher.
That’s a good idea. Get a little shut-eye.Save your energy for those horrendous farts!
This is turning into a real fuckarow. A REAL jobbanabba.
Watch out for Ister Gay.
You’re looking in my head! Don’t look in there!
1.SSDD! 2.Not good enough.
Dude, I said un urm ill url
Hello Mr. Gay. Scooby Dooby Doo. We got some work to do now. Mr. Gray go away now.
Hey, Miss Road Kill, you almost got us killed!
I always say they never visited a world they wouldn’t rather own.
I, Duddits!
In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don’t think I’m alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up
It’s just luck is all.
It’s our 20th year coming out here to the Hole in the Wall. And fuck me freddy, here’s to 20 more.
Jonesy, if that really isyour name.
Mother fucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy.
SSDD – Same Shit Different Day
They drive Chevys, they shop at Wal-Mart, and they never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.
Well, Fuck Me Freddie !
You’re not Jonesy
YOURE NOT JONESY!
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