#1 You don’t love me! But (name) does. #2 I don’t love you, coz love is for girls, and girls are DEE-SGUS-TING!
(*Fred hitting pigeons*) Alright which one of you taught her? YOur gonna get squished RIGHT now!!!!
(Elizabeth) Hi Fred!!!(FRED) Well your wrong you know… I dont love you, cause love is for girls, and girls are di-gusting… I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to venus to do battle with the 3 headed Mega-Beast…But on my way there I caught corn flakes disease(RAWWWWRRRRR) Pants Pie cant save me know, what I need is a mud pie. (Elizabeth) Yeah, my first real mud-pie!!!!
(Elizabeth) Hi Fred!!!(FRED) Well your wrong you know… I dont love you, cause love is for girls, and girls are dis-gus-ting… I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to venus to do battle with the 3 headed Mega-Beast…But on my way there I caught corn flakes disease(RAWWWWRRRRR) Pants Pie cant save me know, what I need is a mud pie. (Elizabeth) Yeah, my first real mud-pie!!!!
(Liz) What’s that water doing there? (Fred) What water? (Liz) THAT WATER!!! (Fred) oh, I dont know, what are YOUR thoughts???
(slides between mom’s legs) Look! Cobwebs!
(younglizzy)Did They live Happily Ever After (mom) Yes They Did
Younglizzy Know to You know (mom) Cuse She Was A good Little Girl If Had Been Bad He would Of Ran Away (younglizzy) what A Pile Of Shit!!
*gasp* GO TO HELL HERMAN?!!
….but on the way here i caught cornflake disease.
…and they lived happily ever after — How do you know? — Because they always live happily ever after — That’s a pile of shit!
1) Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred.
(Lizzy nods her head)
1) now.
2) Drop Dead Fred.
1) Say the magic words and I’ll piss off.
2) piss off!
1) gotcha. those weren’t the magic words!
3) what did you say to me?
1) she told you to PISS OFF, what are you, deaf?
1) this would be good for the wine gala.
2) yeah, it looks like a big bruise.
1) Well why don’t we harpoon Charles straight throught the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back? 2) Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work Fred. 1) Why not? How many times have you tried it?!
1)Cinderella left her party early, remember what happened to her?
2) No. I deliberately forgot everything about her, she made me puke I remember the ugly step sisters, they were great!
1)How do you know? 2)Because they always live happily ever after 1)That’s a pile of shit.
1. I can’t believe we left the party so soon! And there was so much wine to spit around the place!
2. I got upset.
1. I got upset. God, you’re so stupid. You never leave a party ’til the very very end!
2. Oh really?
1. Yeah really.
2. Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
1. No I don’t remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great!
1. Where’s that water coming from?
2. I dont know, what are your thoughts?
1:And the prince took the beautiful girl in his arms and said, Will you marry me? Yes, she whispered, I will be your princess.
2:Did they live happily ever after?
1:Of course, Elizabeth.
2:How do you know?
1:Well, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have…run away.
2:What a pile of shit!
You never leave a party ’til the very, very end.
OH this is stupid! We oughtta be in a shop that sells harpoons and hammers. Then we could harpoon Charles through the head and then hit him with the hammer until he agrees to come back. It’s brilliant.
A.) ..And they lived happily ever after.
B.) How do you know?
A.) Because, Elizabeth. She was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have, run away..
B.) What a pile of shit!
Ah! The mega bitch squashed my head! —Fred
Ahh! Go To Hell Herman!
and on the way there i caught corn flake disease
Charles- LIZZie is our romantic salad ready?
Lizzie- yeh ( walks in, purs it on his head, turns to leave and walks back up to him) Oh yeh i forgot to give you something (picks her nose and wipes it on him) bye charles
Charles: this car looks great topless. Womans: well i think a car should represent it’s owner.
Do you do it like the pigeons?
dog poo dog poo lovely lovely dog poo, dog poo on the chair. all on the sides, all up there. lovely lovely smelly dog poo
Dog poo dog poo yuki yuki dog poo dog poo on the chair all up the side all up there yuki yuki smelly dog poo!
Dog poo dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair, all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo.
dog poo, dog poo, lovely smelly dog poo
dog poo, dog poo, smelly, smelly dog poo!
don’t be so namby pamby
DROP DEAD FRED DID IT!
Elizabeth: Oh No Gladiolas!
Fred: Oh no not the gladiolas!Aahh Aahh Aahhchooooo!!(Bounce Bounce Bounc Boing Boing)
Ewww! What’s that taste like? You aren’t gonna get that out are ya?
Ewww…You’re doing it like the pigeons.
fred what is that water doing there? What water? That water. I dont know whats your thought?
Fred: Boo!
Lizzie: Ahhhhhhhh!
Fred: Shit yourself?
Fred: Hello Jerimiah. Hello Angelic. Your gunna die! (rips off dolls head with mouth, throws them down, picks up stuffed monkey) Mr. Poo you die to..No no no…Yes yes yes….aaarrrrrgggghhh (tearing Mr poo apart, feathers flying everywhere) My intesteens not my intesteens!!
Fred:Wake Up,SnotFace Wake up Wake up!
Lizzie:What is it?
Fred:Its time to play bugelas!
Lizzie:Real bugelas?
*Fred Nods*
Fred:REAL BUGELAS!The kind that where sweaters and busta browns,and look (makes a sound like:da da da da like somethime
fantastics gonna happed) I made ya a sweater stripees too (its a yello sweater with black stripes on it.)
fuck off and die!!!!!!
Hey, I made ya a sweater Stripy.
Hey, Snotface!!
I can’t believe we left the party so soon! And there was so much wine to spit around the place!
I dunno………. what are your thoughts? (English accent)
I KNOW! Let’s write MUTHUA SUCKS!!!!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE hide and seek!
i loooooooooove hide and seek!!!!
I loooooooove HIDE AND SEEK!!!!
I LOOOOOVE HIDE AND SEEK!
I love those breaky noises!
I love those breaky noises!(Fred smashes the window with a hammer )
i mean you picked up a piece of broccoli, put it in your mouth and said oohh what a lovely piece of broccoli. i can’t beileve it, it’s beyond disgusting!
I said piss off! What, are you deaf?!
I thought he liked wine, why is he spitting it out?
I’LL BE BACK IN MOMENT WITH YOUR PILL
I’m gonna take you away goose
I’m the pirate that doesn’t touch ANTHING!
is it? it is it’s the mega Bithch!!!!
It takes more then a fire truck to stop drop dead fred
Let’s get the mega-bitch!!!
Look snotface…cobwebs!
look, i made your swaeter stripey!
Look, she’s got cob webs!
Mr. Pooh! You die too!
mud pie
Not dolls coz were grown ups now! Were grown ups now so piss off!
oh grandma buntz!
Oh great, I’m sittin between 2 girls!!
Oh Great, Mickey fart pants.
OH MY GOD!!! NOOO NOOOO….. GRADIOLAS!!!!!!!!!! ***AACHHOOOO!!***
*Fred goes bouncing*
Oh no Gradiolas!
Ooooh I like her. She is good….she is awfully good
Piss off
piss off! what did you say to me? i said piss off, but i wasnt talking to you, mother
Run the fishes! Kill all the pirates!
shes not wearing any panties.
Snot Face
snot face wake up…..SNOT FACE WAKE UP!
So, who’s for snot-flicking?
Sorry I’m gonna hafta be sick all over you, lie down!
That’s it I hate you! (kicks her and runs away)
That’s not how the pigeons do it!
That’s not how the pigeons do it!!!
Thats not how the pigeons do it! You have to peck at her and stomp on her head!
the charlie party yes lets go to the CHARLIE PARTY
The Death Breath. She killed me with the Death Breath. Be gone – Evil One!
The mega bitch squashed my head! The bitch! She squashed my head!
THE MEGABITCH SQUASHED MY HEAD!
Then we will get up and poo her all over the table cause we’re not scared of the mega bitch, are we snot face!?
What? What are you looking at me for? You’re the one holding the grape. Look, she did it everyone, the lady with the grape!
Who put that there?
You don’t have a husband. Got a stupud haircut. Oh look at my horrible stupid haircut. Na na na na na na looks just like her mother! Another little megabitch!
You’re wrong you know I don’t love you . Becuase I’m a loner, I’m a wide eyed crazy loner on a doom trip to venus to battle the three headed mega beast, but on the way I got corn flakes disesie.
Your all grown up, just the other day I saw you put a peice of brocoli in your mouth and go *Oh what a lovly peice of brocili* YUCK thats DISGUSTING
{sings} dog poo dog poo lovely lovely dog poo, dog poo on the chair. all on the side all on the chair, lovely lovely smelly dog poo!
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