1) When life hands you potatoes, you make potato salad. 2) Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to make with that? 3) Shit salad.
1) Where’s my car?
2) Well Jeff, it’s a little bit more serious than you’re car.
1)Would someone mind tellin me what the hells goin on?
3) Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I’m afraid she’s dead.
1) What was she doing in my car?
1)jeff she’s 13 2) yeah finally!
Don’t talk like that baby, if you’re down there, I’m down there.
Good luck doesn’t happen to people like us.
Good luck happens to Madonna.
Good luck doesn’t happen to people like us. Good luck happens to
Madonna.
Good luck on your free spin.
Hell, Wyatt, I’ve seen people more upset over losing change in a candy
machine.
I want half. And don’t give me none of that fifty-percent shit.
it’s not the meat but the motion
Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain’t mute.
Mona Dearly’s dead.
Mona: Well, what do you do if life hands you shit?
Dearly: Um…Shit salad?
Mona: Well, what do you make if life hands you shit?
Dearly: Um…Shit salad?
Peaches killed Jeff?
We need milk.
Were just having a little fun here
You shouldn’t call [the business] BJ Landscaping. You don’t want people going around calling you Blow Job Landscaping.
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