1) Cut! Print! That was perfect!
2) Perfect? Mr. Wood, don’t you know anything about the art of film production?
1) Well, I like to think so!
2) That cardboard headstone fell over…this graveyard is obviously phony!
1) No one will ever notice! Filmmaking is not about the little details. It’s all about the big picture!
2) The big picture? Then how come a few minutes this scene was set in the daytime but now it’s suddenly night?
1) What do you know? Haven’t you ever heard of suspension of disbelief?
1) Who’s he?! 2) Oh, this is our quire director. He’s going to play the young hero. 1) ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?! I’m the director! I make the casting dicisions around here! 2) Well, I thought this was a group effort. 1) NO!!!!
1) Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what’s causing them, but it’s upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery. 2) You forgot the octopus. 1) No, no, I’m saving that for my big underwater climax.
1)Aren’t you scared, little boy? 2)Those teeth aren’t real and they don’t scare me. 3)How about these? (pulls out his teeth and the kid runs away) 1)How did you do that? 3)Dentures! I lost my pearlies in the war!
1)I liked that one movie when you were Boris Karloff’s sidekick. 2)Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU!!! THAT LIMEY BASTARD DOESN’T DESERVE TO SMELL MY SHIT!!!
1)I met Bela Lugosi! 2)Oh, I thought that guy was dead. 1)Oh no, he’s very much alive…sort of.
1)I only got one hour of sleep last night. 2)Well, I didn’t sleep at all and I feel GREAT!!!
1)You know, you’re a lot scarier in real life than in the movies. 2)Thank you.
1/_Anything I can get you?… water, or a blanket?
2/_Goulash
1/_I don’t know how to make goulash
1/_How do you do that?
2/_You have to be double-jointed…. and Hungarian
1/_If you give me the gun, I’ll make you a drink. What are you drinking?
2/_Formaldehyde!
1/_Straight up or on the rocks?
1/_You know, you’re much scarier in real life than you are in the movies
2/_Thank you
1: Eddie doesn’t pass judgement on people.
2: That’s right. If I did, I’d have no friends.
1: Have we got a script?
2: Fuck no! But we’ve got a poster.
1: I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
2: You’re not a fruit?
1: No, I’m all man. I even fought in World War II. Of course, I was wearing women’s undergarments under my uniform.
1: I met Bela Lugosi.
2: Well, I thought he was dead.
1: No, he’s very much alive. Well, sort of.
1: I was wondering if you’d like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
2: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
1: No, no, I’m just a transvestite.
1: Kid, you must be confusing me with David Selznick. I don’t make major motion pictures, I make crap!
2: Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you’ve got something!
1: Yeah, crap with a star.
1: Now, what is the one thing if you put it in a movie it’ll be successful?
2: Tits.
1: Welcome to the fold, brother. Do you reject Satan and all his evils?
2: Sure.
1: You know, you’re much scarier in real life than you are in the movie.
2: Thank you.
1: You seem a little agitated. Do you want to go outside and have some air?
2: Bullshit! I’m ready now. Roll the camera!
a- I cant hear you
b-I said that-
a- Oh, no, I know what you said, but I can’t hear you
Ah ha… The worst movie you ever saw? Well, my next one will be even better! Hello?…
Bela Lugosi: Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK you!
Children! I love children!
Cut! Perfect!
Cut! Print! That was perfect!
Don’t get goofy on me!
Dr Acula
Ed:And thats a wrap!!
Filmmaking isn’t about the tiny details, it’s about the BIG picture!
How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptised just so you can make a monster movie??
I need all the transexuals and tranvestites I can get
I predict that in the 1970’s, we will have walked on mars and millions of people will be living there.
I refuse to drive in this country! Too many madmen!
I see the usual misfits and dope addicts are here.
I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anybody before on a first date. I like to wear women’s clothing!
I’m scheduled to do a thriller for Universal. They want me to cast Charlton Heston as a Mexican.
In the afterlife you don’t have to worry about finding work.
It’s just crap with a star in it!
It’s not a monster movie. It’s a supernatural thriller.
It’s this town… it chews you up and spits you out… I’m just an ex boogie-man
Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit!! That limey cock-sucker can rot in hell for all I care!!!
Karloff? Sidekick? Fuck you! That Limey cocksucker does not deserve to smell my shit!
Keep Sunday open… the producers want us to get baptised
Kid, you must be confusing me with David Selznick. I don’t make major motion pictures, I make crap.
Let’s shoot this fucker.
Mr Bunny, what’s wrong, I heard you were becoming a lady
My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
Nowadays no-one gives two fucks for Bela
Oh no, cops. We don’t have a permit. RUN!
Okay let’s shoot this fucker!
Pull the strings……PULL THE STRINGS!!!!!
Pull the strings….I like that
Somebody misplaced the octopus motor
That’s the most uncomfortable coffin I’ve ever been in.
The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what’s causing them, but it’s upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.
There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie
These Baptists are driving me CRAZY!
This Live TV is madness!
This is it, this is the one I’ll be remembered for.
This is the most uncomfortable coffin I’ve ever been in!
This story’s gonna grab people! It’s about this guy, he’s crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her!? He’s torn, Georgie! This is drama!
This story’s gonna grab people. It’s about this guy, he’s crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He’s torn, Georgie. This is drama.
Transvestites! I need transvestites!
Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else’s dreams?
Visions are worth fights for.
We’re in show biz. It’s all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.
Why spend your life making someone else’s dreams?
You’re the ruler of the galaxy, show a little taste!!
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