Movie Quotes from Elf: Quotes from the movie Elf

(Buddy): Im here. Im in a store and im singing. Im in a store and Im siiinging. IM IN A STORE AND IM SINGING! (Manager): Hey there’s no singing in the North Pole! (Buddy): Yes there is! (Manager): No theres not! (Buddy): Yes there is! (Manager): No theres not! (Buddy): Yes there is! We sing all the time. Exspecially when we’re making toys.

(Singsing to his dad) .. And guess what? i love you I love you I LOVE YOU!!!

*sniffs* you smell like beef and cheese…you don’t smell like santa!

1. Treat everyday like Christmas
2. There’s room for everyone on the nice list
3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear

Buddy:We’re skipping. We’re skipping!

a tribe of esparagus children who are self conscious because they are embarassed by the smell of their urine

Alert security…
I like to whisper too!

and guess what i love you, i love you, i looooove you

And if you see a sign that says Peep Show, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.

at least you have a daddy, some one just rolled me up one day.

Baby its cold OUUUUTTTSIIIIDEEE

Back when I was a cumulonimbous cloud…

Boss: This is the North Pole
Buddy: No it’s not
Boss: Yes it is
Buddy: No It’s not
Boss: yes it is!
Buddy: No its not-WHERE’S THE SNOW?!

Buddy the elf! What’s your favorite color?

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

Buddy: HE’S AN IMPOSTER!!! HE’S NOT SANTA!!!

Buddy: I’m in love.. I’m in love and i dont care who knows it!

Buddy: Im here to see Walter Hobbs, I’m Buddy the Elf

Buddy: It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

buddy: so, good news! i saw a dog today!

Buddy: You’re my best friend man, your my best friend guy: your my best friend too man! Buddy: My papa is 400! Guy 400! Thats a good one

Buddy: You’re not Santa! Santa (at the mall): Yes I am. Buddy: No you’re not. Santa: Yes I am. Buddy: Well then if you are, what song did i sing to you on your birthday last year? Santa: Uhhh…Happy Birthday? Buddy: DANG IT.

Buddy:Jovie, wanna go eat food? you know, the code (he winks)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP………DID U hear that!????

Bye Buddy, Hope you find your dad!

Bye Buddy, I hope you find your dad.

Dad: okay buddy Im going to hang up now Buddy: OKAY I LOVE U! I WILL CALL YOU IN FIVE MINUTES!

debbie: buddy, i didn’t recognize you Buddy: I’m in work clothes

Buddy: OOO It Looks Like a Christmas tree!!!

debrah: oh hey buddy, i didnt recognize you! you look good!
buddy: thanks DEBRAH! i’m wearing work clothes!

Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?

DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!

do you have friends? do you have a best friend? do they wear big coats too?

Do you like syrup? yes because the 3 food groups are 1. candy 2.candy canes 3. syrup

does anyone have any like pictures they took with a digital camera?

Does Santa know you left the workshop?

Does Santa know you’re not in the workshop?

Does someone need a hug?

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

Elf: (while Buddy’s in a daze)You don’t look so good, Buddy. Are you okay?
Buddy: I’ll be okay. I just need a glass of water. (faints)
Elf: AAAAAAAHHH!! (Buddy faints on him) Buddy…

Elf: your not santa, what song did i sing to you on your birthday?
fake santa: why happy birthday of course.
Elf: damnit

Elf:Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad… Watlter Hobbs: What? Elf: I can’t go to bed without being tucked in… Papa always tucks me in. Walter Hobbs: Fine!

Emily: We can’t just throw him out in the snow.

Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times.

First we can make snowflakes, then we can eat cotten candy until our faces turn purple, and then…we can snuggle.

first we’ll make snow angels for 2 hours. then we’ll go ice skating. after that we’ll eat a WHOLE roll of tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can. and then to finish..we’ll snuggle

first we’ll make snow angels for two hours then we’ll go ice skating and after that we can eat a roll of cookie dough as fast as we can and to finsh it off we can snuggle!!

Fransisco! That’s fun to say!!

Fransisco! That’s fun to say!!Fransisco….Fransisco…

guess what good news saw a dog today have you seen a dog probably have

guy:why are you smiling?
buddy:i like to smile, its my favorite!

Have you seen these toilets? They’re gianormous!!!

Have you seen these toilets?! There ginormous!

he must be a south pole elf

he must be from the south pole…

He’s an angry elf, isnt he? ….Awww Look at you.

Heeeey, it looks just like a Christmas tree.

hello fransisco, ooo! thats fun to say… fransisco.. frannnnsisco, fransisco,fransisco

Hey buddy, how are we going to get the star on top of the tree?.. Hmm, I have an idea..

Hey dad I made a list of stuff for us to do today…we’re gonna
1) make snow angels for two hours
2) ice skating
3) eat a batch of tollhouse cookies as fast as we can!
4) snuggle

Hey little fella! My name’s Buddy! What’s yours?
*hiss*
Awww,does someone need a hug?
*hiss and attack*

Hi this is Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

I can’t wait to see my dad! We’re going to go ice skating and eat sugar plums!

I didn’t know you had elves working here!

I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.

I like to whisper too

I love you! I’ll call you in 5 minutes!

I saw a dog today. Have you ever seen a dog?

I think you’re beautiful and my tongue swells up when I’m around you

I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forrest… scalled the mountains of swirly twirly gum drops… then came through the Lincoln Tunnel.

I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

I’m a human…raised by humans.

I’m here, with my dad and we’ve never met and he wants me to sing him a song. And i was adopted but you didn’t know i was born. So, I’m here now, I found you, Daddy. And, Guess What? I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU!

i’m hereeee, with my dadddd, andddd we’ve never met before!, and he wants me to sing him a songgg, i was adopted, and he didnt know i was boooooorn. and im hereee nowww, dadddy! and GUESS WHAT! i love you, i love you, i love YOOOUUU!

I’m singing. I’m in a store and I’m singing…

i’m sorry for wrecking your board meeting, and for cramming those eleven christmas cookies in the vcr.

i’m sorry i shoved 11 cookies in the VCR

I’m sorry I won’t get to ride the rest of the way with you, OH WAIT I forgot to give you a hug!

If you see gum on the ground – don’t eat it; it’s not free candy!

im in a store an im singing

im in a store and im singing………

im just a cotton-headed ninnymuggens

Im sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR…

It reminds me of Santa’s workshop, except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

It’s just like santa’s workshop…except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture

ITS AN IMPOSTER

its the north pole. no its not. yes it is. nooo its not. yes it is. then wheres the snow? why are you smiling? i like to smile its my favorite!

Lady: Do you like sugar?
Buddy: Is sugar in syrup?
Lady: Yeah
Buddy: Then, YES!

Look at you!!

Mom: We can’t just throw him out in the snow! Walter: Why not? He loves the snow! He’s told me 15 times already!

Mr Norwal: bye buddy, hope you find your dad
Buddy: thanks mr norwal

My finger has a heartbeat.

Not now Arctic Puffin!

not now arctic puffin.

Not now arctic puffin…

not NOW, arctic penguin!!!!

Not now, Artic Puffin.

ooo pretty!…it looks just like a christmas tree!

Oooh! What’s a Christmas gram? I want one!!

Oooh, sucky…very sucky!

P.S i’m sorry i shoved 11 cookies in the VCR

santa

Santa doesn’t smell like beef and cheese!

SANTA!! SANTA’S COMING!! I KNOW HIM, I KNOW HIM!!

SANTA’S COMING! I know him…I know him!

Santa: There’s one thing… Your father is on the naughty list.
Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Santa: Your father is on the naugthy list
Buddy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHOCKING

Smiling is my favorite!!!

Smiling’s my favorite!

So good news, i saw a dog today.

So i waited 4 u 4 5 hours! U like skool? got many friends? do u have a best friend? Y is ur coat so big?

SON OF A NUTCRACKER

sorry that i crammed 11 cookies into your vcr

Sorry! Your cars pretty!

SSSSAAAAAAANNNNNNTAAAAAA!OH MY GOD!i know him!i..know..him.

Thanks Mister Norwall

That’s shocking.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear

There are like 30 Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one is on eleventh.

There’s a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window. It sounds like this kssstttowwwwwwoooooooo! Walter: Its not evil buddy its a radiator. It makes noise when it comes on Buddy: No it doesn’t its very evil! Its scary to look at! Ok, I’m going…Wait, yes it is. Its ok

This place is just like Santa’s workshop except for the mushroom smell and everyone looks like they want to hurt me!

This place reminds me alot like Santa’s workshop…except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me!

This place reminds me of santa’s workshop, except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

tomorrow at 10a.m Snta is oming to town. SSSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA, I know I know him.

us elves try to stick to the 4 main food groups.. candy, candy canes, candy corn, and… SYRUP

Watch out for the yellow ones, they don’t stop!

watch out the yellow ones don’t stop

We can make gingerbread houses and maybe even hold hands!

we elves try to focus on the 4 main food groups, candy, candy canes, sugar, and syrup.

Well then what movie did you sing to me on my birthday?
Umm…Happy Birthday!?!?

What’s a candy gram? I want one!

Whats a Christmas gram….I WANT one!

Whats a christmas gram? I Want one!

Who the heck are you?

Why do you have a big coat? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat?

Wow your fast. Glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hrs for you. Why is your coat so big?…So, good news…I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog, you probably have. How’s school. Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too?

Wow. You’re fast. I’m glad I caught up to you. I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So..Good News: I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have…How was school? Wait it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too?

You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.

You DID IT!!! Congratulations, worlds Best Cup Of Coffee!! Great job everybody!! Great to meet you, HI

You DID IT!!!! Congratulations! World’s Best Cup of Coffee!!…Great Job Everybody!! Great to meet you all!!

You don’t smell like Santa!

You look like your from the north pole….THATS EXACTLY WHERE I CAME FROM!!

you sit on a throne of lies!

You smell like beef and cheese. You’re not Santa.

You smell like beef and cheese… you’re not santa!

you’re an angry elf aren’t you…

You’re not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

You’re not the real santa…you smell like beef and cheese

You’re sitting on a throne of lies

You’re sitting on a throne of lies!

You’re sitting on a throne of lies…sniff sniff…you stink!!

Your Miraculous!

Your not Santa! You dont even smell like Santa! You smell like Beans and Cheese!!!

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