Dinner? Did you say dinner? As in just the two of us? In the same town? In the same restaurant? Possibly at the same table?
Doin’ time.
I came..I saw..I got blowed up.
Prison guard: You want a blindfold or a cigarette or something? Ernest: No, I’m afraid of the dark and smoking will kill you.
We’re being sequestered! And on top of that, we can’t even leave!
What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?!
You are the man who killed my brother, and I am the man who is going to kill you.
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