Movie Quotes from Eurotrip: Quotes from the movie Eurotrip

**they’re all running away from the naked men and Jamie falls** NO! im no gonna make it! GO ON WITHOUT ME!!

*cooper comes walking up all funny with a club Vandersexxxx T-shirt on*
Scotty:what happend to you?
Cooper:dont wanna talk about it…what happend to you guys
Scotty and Jenny: dont wanna talk about it
Scotty: whats that?
Cooper:free T-shirt
*Jamie comes walking up all happy*
Scotty:what happend t YOU last night?
Jamie:I got Robbed….IT WAS AWESOME!

1) welcome to vandersexxxxxxxxx

2) this is where i parked my car

1)What-what the hell are you doing? 2) Ah, scusi, mi scusi!

Cooper: This trip is a once in a life time opportunity for me, to broaden my sexual horizons.
Scott: what are you talking about?
Cooper: I’m talking about crazy European sex. You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky steamy European sex that was going on. And now I cooper Harris will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birth right. Which is a series of erotic and challenging adventures.

Cooper: This trip is a once in a life time opportunity for me, to broaden my sexual horizons.
Scott: what are you talking about?
Cooper: I’m talking about crazy European sex. You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky steamy European sex that was going on. And now I cooper Harris will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birth right. Which is a series of erotic and challenging adventures.

ahh, a nickle… you see this? i quit! i open my own hotel!

All right, on the count of 3
Here we go.
3, 2, 1….
HAHA! Look at Jamie’s penis!

All right, on the count of 3 Here we go. 3, 2, 1…. HAHA! Look at Jamie’s penis!

And claim my birthright which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures!

And now I Cooper Harris will return to the land of my perverted forefathers.

Cecil: So I told the swamp donkey to suck it before I stuck me trunk in her tradesman’s entrance and had her lick me yarbals. Cooper: Wow, you guys are on like a completely differnet level of swearing over here.

Cooper – Jamie’s hooking up with another chick, goddamn it! It’s just not fair. I’ve been everywhere looking for… / Scotty & Cooper – OMYGOD! [They see Jenny and Jamie making out] / Green Fairy – That is some pretty F***ed up Sh** / Scotty – They really are the worst. twins. ever.

Cooper – Oh, oh, oh, holy cow! This isn’t where i parked my car Candy – Cooper Harris, you’re a pig Cooper – Candy, before you go, you might wanna clean that off Candy – Clean what off Cooper – It’s like dirt or something, just rub it like this Candy – Is it off?! Cooper – I think you’re top is getting in the way Candy – Really? Cooper – Trust me. [She takes off her top] Cooper – That’s better, but keep rubbing it Candy – What is it? Cooper – Fine, I’ll do it [Candy leans toward cooper w/out her top] Candy’s Friend – omygod Candy! Candy – Cooper! Cooper – Hey [nervous laugh] this isn’t where i parked my car.

cooper do not hate me

Cooper: Ah! Here it is, Bratislava. Capitol of Slovakia. Here’s an interesting fact: You made out with your sister!

Cooper: heres a fun fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!

Cooper: I came all this way, im not gonna miss this.
[Doorbell rings]
Cooper:Dude, Mieke’s hideous! Run!

Cooper: Like your Weiner?
Jaimie: No it’s not like my…Jenny!
Jenny: Cooper!

Cooper: So, Whats the etiquette on boners?…Do i roll over and dig a hole for it?! or is it cool to just let my flag fly?!

cooper:Ahh, you know what, your bathing suit is in the was…keep rubbing it,candy: what is it? cooper: …you know what its not comeing off, here let me get it….candy?!?!…candy: COOPER!!

cooper:Ahh, you know what, your bathing suit is in the way…keep rubbing it,candy: what is it? cooper: …you know what its not comeing off, here let me get it….candy?!?!…candy: COOPER!!

dude Mika’s hideous…………run!

enlighten me…. WHO THE FUCK R YA!!??

Fiona: I can’t take all the lying and cheating on each other.
Scott: Baby, I never cheated on you!
Fiona: That’s what makes this so hard.

Fuckin’ A Scott

Has anyone seen my chocolate covered raisan?

Hello? Mixed company??
What?
I’m a girl!
No you’re not
Yeah, you’re just a cool guy with long hair

here’s a fun fact…

Hostel Owner: Hello and welcome to Amsterdam’s finist and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one close by. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will detour some but of course not all theives. Once you are inside the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or thee uh fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.

I fucked her on his b-dsy

I got robbed……….it was GREAT!!!

I just can’t take all of the lying and cheating anymore. -What are you talking about, Sweetie? I never cheated on you. -I know, that’s what makes this so hard.

I saw a gay porno once, I didn’t know until halfway in. The girls never came… THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!!!

I saw a gay porno once.. i didn’t realize it until halfway in.. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!

I’m sick of you FUCKIN ities!

I’ve got to piss like a pregnant woman.

If you’re not a Manc you’re a wank!!

Is it off yet?!? Cooper: Nope, Keep rubbin it!

it might be tree sap pinch it

James BRando Drove in 12 RBI’s this season while completeing the new york marathon with chickens straped to his sac. Later on he was choked by a russian prostitutes foot long going down his throat.

Jamie: This is a Liyka-M7. I had to coach a lacros team for 7 years to save up for this thing! so nobody touches it but ME!!
Copper: Sounds like you penis..
Jamie: It’s not like my.. Jenny!?!

Jenny: im a girl
Cooper: Nooooo, your just a dude with long hair.

Joe McCarthy recently embarked on an epic voyage of circumnavigating the earth in a gyrocopter constructed in 1879 by jams c. flamberg. His companion landon somerskinovich , was concieved to shit his pants every time they reached an altitude that exceeded 4,000ft.

Look……..I’m the Pope!

MAIL MOTHA FUCKA

Mieke – I’m so sad and lonely. I wish someone would come and sweep me off my German feet. [scotty enters] Scotty – Mieke, I’m here Mieke – Scotty! Scotty – Mieke, about that last e-mail… Mieke – The past is the past, you’re here now. I’ve been saving myself for you. Let’s make love for one whole month.

Mike Peca has a humungous chode.

O LOOK AT ME I`M GEOFF I FUCKED SCOTTY CUZ HE LOST FIONA, I NEED HELP, I`M GETTING TAKEN OVER BY THIS FAT ZIT, SAVE ME MOTHER SAVE ME, I`M GOIN TO DIE!!!!!O WAIT IS THAT A COW, NOW HE CAN SAVE ME FOR GOOD LUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GEOFFY DOESN`T KNOW THAT ME AND HIS MOM DO IT IN HIS VAN EVERY SUNDAY, GEOFF SUCKS COWS!

oh excusey oh excusey oh excusey

Oh my God……it’s a sausage fest!!!!!!!!

OH! MY ROBOT BALLS!

Ohhhh mi scuze mi scuze

Rostafarian – Everythin’ all right wit ya mon? / Scotty – No, nothing’s all right. You gave us a bad batch of Hash Brownies. You are a bad, bad rostafari. Rostafarian – These are not hash brownies. / Scotty – Come again / Rostafarian – These are not hash brownies, we do not serve hash brownies here, we simply Dutch bak’ry. Now put your clothes back on white boy.

Scott : I’m in love with Mieke.
Cooper : Okay, you know what? I was kind of expecting this, and frankly, I’m flattered that you chose me to come out to first.
Scott : No, Cooper. Mieke’s a girl.
Cooper : Oh, I get it. He’s the girl, then you’re the girl. Sometimes you’re both the girl.
[pause]
Cooper : That’s hot.

Scott’s e-mail alert sound Computer voice: Mail, mothafucka!

Scottie~ You Gave us bad hash brownies
Rostafarian~ Hash? There wasnt any hash in dem brownies… This is a Ducth Bakery. Put on ur clothes white Boy

Scotty – Bert, what are you doing? / Bert – Reading your e-mail / Scotty – Why are you wearing my bathrobe? / Bert – Oh I am sorry, but somebody pissed all over mine last night. I can’t believe this German chick wants to come here and hook up with you. / Scotty – Don’t think so buddy, Mieke’s a guy. / Bert – It says right here trojas mechen, I was a sad girl to hear about Fiona. I’m taking intro to German and even I know that. / Scotty – Look retardo, she sent me a picture. This is Mieke and his cute cousin Jan. / Bert – No retardo. That’s Jan, a man’s name. And that’s not Mike, it’s Mieke a common German girl’s name similar to our Michelle. I hope you told her to come and visit. [Scotty has a horrified look] You didn’t. You thought she was a guy. I’m getting the video camera, what an asshole! / Scotty – NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Scotty – So what do you… [he looks around] soccer hooligans Head Hooligan – Eh, who the bloody hell are you Cooper – That is a good question, and Scotty Head Hooligan – This a private members bar exclusively for the supporters of the greatest football team in the world, Manchester United. So would you please enlighten me… who the F*** are you Scotty – We’re the Manchester United Fan Club… from Ohio. Head Hooligan – If you’re Manchester United supporters, then sing the Manchester United Song Scotty – Excuse me, but I’m not much of a singer… [Head Hooilgan throws down beer bottle] Head Hooligan – SING! Scotty – [singing] my baby takes the morning train, he works from 9-5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching… the Manchester United Football Team. The best freaking team in all the land. Woo hoo! Head Hooligan – Pretty good. Pretty damn good lads!

scotty doesn’t know

Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona & me do it in my van every Sunday… She tells him she’s in church, but she doesn’t go, til she’s on her knees & Scotty doesn’t know

Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me
do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church,
but she doesn’t go,
because she’s on her knees every Sunday
Scotty doesn’t know.
Oh, Scotty doesn’t know,
So don’t tell Scotty,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know
Fiona said she’s out shopping,
but she’s under me and I’m not stopping
Scotty doesn’t know

Scotty doesn’t know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn’t go,
Still she’s on her knees, and…
Scotty doesn’t know, oh.
Scotty doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
Fionna says shes out shopping,
But she’s under me and I’m not stopping.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While I’m right behind you thrusting.
Fionna’s got him on the phone,
and she’s trying not to moan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
What a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
The, parking lot, why not?
It’s so cool when you’re on top.
His full on, your stuck.
Life is so hard, cuz…
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
I did her on his birthday.
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty’s gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!
Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know…
Scotty’s gotta go!

Scotty doesn’t know…

Scotty: I just got your last e-mail, what are you doing here?
Mieke: Going to college.
Scotty: Your going to college here?
Scotty: What dorm?
Mieke: This one. Room 214
Scotty: How is this possible?
Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy
Scotty; Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that…

Scotty: Im going to Germany. Cooper: No, we’re going to Germany…

Scotty: Long tunnel ahead…
Jamie: *looks out window towards tunnel in fear.* NOOO!!!

So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunky in a tradesman’s entrance and i have her lick me yardballs

so i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and i have her lick my yardballs

Stay Black

swiss gaurd (to cooper): have a VERY SPECIAL day. for a VERY SPECIAL little boy.

swiss gaurd (to cooper): have a VERY SPECIAL day. for a VERY SPECIAL little man.
Cooper:I can’t believe that guy let us in, what a retard

That’s one crazy Pope!

This isn’t where I parked my car!

this isnt where i parked my car

this isnt where i parked my car!

those arent hash brownies

ugh! Hammer-Time!!!

Umm thats good Mike – i mean Mieke

Wanna see my itinerary?

Wanna see my balls?

We don’t need no water…

Welcome to club Vandersex……………..

you are from america hah!?!? We just get new show here in Bratislava…ahhhmmm Miami Wise. Hey!, Miami wise is number one brand new show!

[After drinking Absinth] Jamie – I gotta tell you, I’m not feeling anything. / Cooper – Sober as the judge / Scotty – [asking green fairy] how ’bout you? / Green Fairy – I’m not feelin’ a goddamn thing. This Absinth is bulls***. / Scotty – I hear you my brother.

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