(Lights a ciggarette) Put that out! -Put what out? Put that out on the ash tray or door handle! -Alright alright. (tosses it in a clothing basket)
(referring to her car) I’m getting it back. I dont want it painted some shit brown color either.
Are you telling me you formed some kind of relationship with this guy? He’s a theif. -He’s a innocent theif.
But daddy..he made me touch his penis
daddy he made me touch his pennis!
Did I surprise you? -Yeah, I like that a lot.
Do you have a boyfriend? -No. I mean your a pretty girl. Watch the road! I mean you are. -Do you have a girlfriend? No. -Why? Because I always see the potential of failure.
Do you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna drive myself to the police station and then I’m gonna turn myself in so they can lock me up right there. ‘Cause I’d rather be there than sitting here with you, all right.
Do you like my tummy? -Yea, its nice. Do you like my laugh? -And your smile. I know you like my car. -Well you know, me and your car never really got that close. So, I guess you like me?
Do you think i got this from playing racket ball?
Emily- Daddy he made me touch his penis. (Vincent after hangin the phone up)- Touch What??
Emily:Daddy…He made me touch his penis..Vincent:Touch what?Emily: I didnt wanna call him anyway.
Emily? How did you get this number? -Well I figured you couldnt work at home with all the phone lines tapped… you either had to be with one of your girlfriends or on the boat. You always were a smart girl. Smart enough to know I have to be out of the country tomorrow.
He’s my body guard.
How am I supposed to explain eighteen years of being unwanted? I’ve always been a comodity to him…
How did you lose the money? -The hhopper blew it away. -Jesus Christ, we lost the suspect and the money.
How old are you? (drinks wine) Old enough.
I aint going with you and you can’t make me! I should never have married you Raymond Perkins! My daddy made me do it! I was too young! He done me wrong! He beat me!
I got a twinkie in the car… it’s all yours.
I got ink all over my shirt. I was playing witha hotel pen and it broke. -You can send some postcards.
I have rum, teqeuila, and rum. Rum and tequilla. What would you like? -You don’t have to be drunk to kiss me. Well I’m not drunk.
I just got robbed of 2 thousand dollars. I enjoyed it.
I see you both graduated from the same public speaking school.
I was trying to make my father feel. -Feel what? Anything…
I’m Uncle Ray. -Is that supposed to mean something to me? -Emily’s Uncle Ray.
I’ve known this girl for two days and your telling me I care more about her than you? (walks away) You son of a bitch. You should have sold her when she was born.
Let me ask you something. Do you have the key? Do you? -It’s always in the boot.
Oh great, shes a alcoholic too? (she chugs down scotch on the rocks) Drink much?! (said sarcastically)
Please, make this call for me. I’ve been nice to you. -You’ve been nice to me? Under the circumstances, yea. -I dont know, its been a tough day. You stole my car, put me in your trunk, and left me in the wilderness.
Screw the 2 thousand dollas! I don’t need all this stress and anxiety for 2 grand. I want a million!
Screw the two thousand dollar! I want a million!
She’s got some ass. -Ur mothers got some ass. –What’s your name? Stick. Stick, drive! And watch your mouth… I’m her Uncle.
Sit down. I have to decompress.
So I have to go home, get your money, then what? -Then what? You can come with me… No, I dont want to untrude. I have my own plans. -I’m telling you flat out if you want to come you can come. And I’m not making a pass at you.
That guy landed on his head..
There’s some postcards in the room. You can write on ’em.
This is not stealing a car… this is a human being!! Are you on drugs?!
Uncle Ray: Am I such a bad guy? Have I hurt you? Have I shot you? In the groin?
Vincent: Are those options?
Vincent : Bang! Don’t do it. Wham! You know what I’m saying? I find the owner in the trunk.
Vincent, go over there.. your giveing me a headache.
Vincent, John Dough… drop me off at the next motel.
Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? Wake up.
Vincent: How old are you?
Emily: Twelve.
Vincent: Okay. If you say so.
Vincent: How stupid do you think I am, huh?
Emily: How stupid is there?
Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.
Vincent: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Emily: What’s the hard way?
Vincent: It’s harder. It’s harder than the easy way. That’s what I know.
Were gonna get caught I know it, I have a feeling. -Were not gonna get caught, just act like you own the car. How do I do that? -Act like you know where your going. Where are we going? -Knotty Pine.
What are you running away from? -I’m not running away. C’mon C;mon we both know your running away from something… why’d you put yourself in the trunk? -Oh, your talking about that…
What you you gotta go to Knotty Pine for?
Yeah, right. That’s what I’ll do, give my car keys to a car thief.
You know your a real screwy kid, you know that?
You steal cars. You probably get a hard on doing it.
You two would make a great couple… like Bonnie and Clyde.
You want to make money to go on the run and make more money?! Vincent, I’ve had that my whole life and it doesnt mean shit!
[CRASH] There goes the medicine cabinet.
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