If I were to send you flowers where would I… no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!
‘Isn’t this religious, ah yes. The eternal struggle between good and evil, saint and sinners…but you are still not having any fun!’
(1) what do you want from me (2) TAKE ONE GAD DAMN GUESS
(1)Do you have protection?
(2)You mean, c-c-condoms?
[Pulls out knife.]
(1)Protection
*Castor to undercover FBI Agent* If I were to send you flowers where would I-ah, ha, no. Let me rephrase. If I were to let – you suck – my tongue, would you be greatful?
– Okay, say you’re sorry.
– I’m sorry!
– I didn’t hear it.
– I’m sorry!!
– Men it.
– I’m so sorry!!!
– Sir, we just wanted you to know…
– We’re all really sorry about Tito.
– Oh, hey, shit happens, you know?
– So how was your vital assignment?
– Which one was that?
– How should I know, Sean?
– Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. The, um– the out of body experience. Yes, that one.
– The plot thickens.
– Hang on a second. I’ll have to call you back. You’re not respecting my boundaries.
– I’m coming in, Janie.
– Janie?
– I don’t think you heard me, Jamie. You got something that I crave.
– Clarissa left those here.
– Well, I won’t tell Mom if you don’t.
– When did you start smoking?
– You’ll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa’s got a brand new bag. Ow!
– You’re supposed to be snitching and making me look good.
– Look good?
– Mm-hmm.
– Seeing that face on you makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up.
– Well, think about me. This nose. This hair. This ridiculous chin. Brother, we’re going straight.
– Oh, my goodness. Did you exchange brains as well?
– The first thing I need you to confess to is the location of the bomb.
– What about our $10 million?
– What about when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb? What’s that worth? Know that. Thank you. Next question.
– You’re not the only one in the family with the brains.
– No. Although now I am the only one with the looks.
РTouch̩.
…you can brand the Fourth Amendment on my butt
1) why did he jump me anyway? 2) u had a sex sandwich with his wife and sister the night he was sentenced.
1)Sasha, honey. I’m Castor. He’s Archer. 2) And I’m bored!
Bra-fucking-vo!
Can somebody please tell me what planet I’m on!
Castor Troy: Hello? This is Sean Archer.
Sean Archer: Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.
Castor troy: Im ready ready for the big ride baby.
Castor Troy: Im scared shawny
Castor troy: see? you’re not the only one in the family with the brains. Pollux troy: yes but now i am the only one with the looks! Castor troy: touche
Castor Troy: You’re not the only one in the family with the brains.
Pollux Troy: No, although now I am the only one with the looks.
castor troy: your son was an accident i was trying to kill you, but you took it so personally.
Castor/Archer: (drives past house while eve is looking confused)Oh..yes..(immediatley stops car and backs up)
Castor/Archer: Interception, now our side’s got the ball. Sorry.
Castor: Isn’t this religious, ah yes. The eternal struggle between good and evil, saint and sinners…but you are still not having any fun!
CASTOR: Just stay away from downtown on the 15th, cause it’s gonna be a little SSMOGGY!
Castor: Lies, deceit, mixed messages…this is turning into a real marriage
Castor: You’ll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa’s got a brand new bag.
CT:If I were to send you flowers where would I… no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
CT:It’s like looking in a mirror, only…not
CT:Well, I’ve gotta go. I’ve got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck
Daddy, I’m sorry I shot you.
Dress up like Halloween and ghouls will try to get in your pant…thats typical dad some guys try to rape me and you blame me.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Calm down Sean!
Fuck you– you watch your fucking mouth
god damnit sean dont play chicken wit the god damn jet!!!
Guess what…’cause i don’t give a
Guess what…’cause i don’t give a f*uck
He’s not your father honey, listen to my voice… I’M YOUR FATHER!!!!!
Hehehe Hahaa… Wheeeee! Haha! What a predicament! Hehehehehaha!
Hello, Doctor. I hope you don’t mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I’m just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo
Hey Sean, how’s your dead son?
Hey Sean, how’s your dead son?
I can eat a peach for hours…
I can’t decide what I hate wearing more – your weight, or this ridiculous chin!
I could eat a peach for hours
I could eat a peach for hours.
I don’t know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean, I enjoy boning your wife, but, uh, well, let’s face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don’t we just trade back?
– You con’t give back what you’ve taken from me.
– Oh, well. Plan B. Let’s just kill each other.
I have something, uh, I want to confess. And I don’t think you’re gonna like it. I am Castor Troy.
I live in a giant bucket
I want to take his face… off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It’s coming off!
I wish they’d play some of those salmon spawning scenes again. I found them intensely erotic.
– Fuckin’ nature channel.
If I didn’t love you so damn much I’d have to kill you bro
If I let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
If I let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?
If I put my tongue into your mouth,will you feel honored?
If I were to send you flowers where would I address…. no wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
If I were to send you flowers where would I address…. no wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
if i were to send you flowers, where would i….hmmm, let me rephrase that. If i were to let you suck my tongue…would you be grateful?
In order to trap him, he must become him.
Interception, now our side’s got the ball.
It’s beautiful. It belongs in the Leuve.
-Oh well, I guess the LA Convention Center will have to do.
It’s like looking in a mirror….only not.
It’s like looking in a mirror…only not.
Let’s go. Let’s go. I’m bored. Let’s go.
Look at this place. I’m in hell. I may never get a hard-on again.
MY FACE ICHES
No daughter of mine shoots that wide.
no more drugs for that man
No more drugs for that man!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to use the little boys wee wee room.
now let’s see what’s in papa’s bag! …peaches
oooeee… what a predicament!
ooohweeee you good looking
Oooooee your good lookin’! Your hot! Its like looking in a mirror only not. Troy?? Now that, is between us, OK? But you were i…i…in a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep, read the newspaper lately? You killed him? Ya well, beats payin’ the bill, like come on, if a face lift costs five grand…see anything you like?? TITO!! I torched all the evidence that proves your you, ok sooo….WOW!! Looks like you are going to be in here for…THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!! Now, I have got to go…I’ve got a goverment job to abuse and….a lonely wife to fuck.Oh, I’m sorry…make love to!
GOD, I miss that face!
oooooooooh wee you good lookin’, ya hot
Over the rainbow.
Peach, I could eat a peach for hours…
Peach…I could eat a peach for hours.
Please, someone please tell me what planet I’m on?
Sean Archer: Any news from the L.A.P.D. Intelligence?…if there is such a thing.
See anything you like (shows ring finger)
Take care of our boy. Love him so much. Don’t let him grow up to be like us, promise?
Yeah.
See ya.
That’s what these guys are for – to hide our famous faces.
The ultimate battle netween good and evil and your still not having any fun.
Tito: Sean.
Sean: What…?
Tito: These guys need a break.
Sean: WE’LL TAKE A BREAK, WHEN THE CASE BREAKS…
Touché!
Watch your fucking mouth!!!
We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!
Well if you’re Sean Archer, I must be Castor Troy
Well it was a matter of time before you forgot where we live.
Well, I’ve gotta go. I’ve got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
Were gonna find Sean Archer and take his face off. You wanna take his face off? Thats Right… We’re gonna take his face… off Nose…Eyes…Skin…Its all comin off Ok no more drugs for that man.
What the fuck are you doing?!
What’s the matter with you? You look like you just fucked your mother.
When I get out of here, I’m going to have you fired.
why couldnt you just let it go
WOOOOWEEEE you good lookin’! You’re hot!
Y’know, I could eat a peach for hours.
You are now the property of Erewhon Prison, a citizen of nowhere. The Geneva Convention is void here. Amnesty International doesn’t know we exist. When I say your ass belongs to me, I mean exactly that.
You want to take his face off?? NO MORE DRUGS…FOR THAT MAN!
you you you trust that billion dollar satalite alright ill trust a ten dollar snitch at this point!
You’ll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa’s got a brand new bag. OWWW!!
You’re not having any fun. TRY some international terrorism for hire. BLOW some shit up. I’ts fun!!!
you’re not having fun are you sean? join the terrorist side, blow shit up, it’s more fun!!
Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Face/Off’: Quotes from the movie ‘Face/Off’