–No place like home.
–What?
–I said have you ever been to Rome?
–There’s a Bergman film in the neighborhood.
–I don’t feel like getting depressed tonight.
I want a divorce!
No bath. People drown in bathtubs.
The postman came with a letter and told me that the Great Society was having a war on poverty. So, uh, I told him, if that was true I want to be the first to surrender.
Wait a minute! What the hell are we talking about?
What does Dracula do every night at midnight? He takes a coffin break.
Who makes up the rules anyway?
Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? Huh? He wanted to see time fly.
You’re not fat.
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