I DONT KNOW im gonna let all my classes see that amd im gonna give you all the credit narly
#1 Well make up your mind dude. Is he going to shit or is he going to kill us. #2 First he’s going to shit, then he’s going to kill us.
#1 When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? #2 A quart or so.
‘I Don’t Know.’
I like that.
‘Mr. Hand, am I going to pass this class?’
‘Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don’t know!’
You know what I’m going to do, Mr. Spicoli? I’m going to leave your words on the board for all of my classes – giving you full credit, of course.
(1)Mom says to clean the pool. (2) Your friends use the pool. (1)Hey, I take out the garbage!
(Mr. Hand talking to himself with the words I don’t know written the chalkbord) Am I going to pass this class Mr. Hand? Gee Mr. Spicoli, I don’t know. I like that. I am going to leave your words on my chalkboard so everyone can see, giving you full credit of course.
-It’s kinda like the time you liked that girl at the photo place and you bought $40.00 worth of film…
-She was cute!
-…And you don’t even have a fuckin’ camera!
1) No Shirt, No Shoes
All) No DICE!!!
1) No shirt, no shoes, no services. No way… 2) REad it, learn it, live it.
1) You’re wasting my time! 2.) Ive been thinking about this, and if I’m here, and you’re here..isn’t it OUR time…?
1)That was a red light Spicoli
2)It was yellow a minute ago, I’m sure of it!
1. It says 100% guarenteed, you moron 2. Mister, if you don’t shut up I am going to kick 100% off your ass.
1.Ah,man,my brothers gonna kill me! 2.I can fix it. 1.You cant fix this car(name)!2.My dads a t.v repair man and hes got this awsome set of tools. Ican fix it.
1.My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us! 2.Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! 1.My brother’s gonna shit! 2.Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? 1.First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill us!
555-8216
> Are you in my class?
>> I am today.
>>Spicoli what are you doing>>havin’ a little food, learnin’ about Cuba>>you are wasting my time>> Sir, if you here and I am here this is technically our time.
>My brother’s gonna shit. My brother’s gonna kill me. >>Well, make up your mind dude! >Is, he gonna shit? Or is he gonna kill you? >>First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill me.
>My brother’s gonna shit. My brother’s gonna kill me. >>Well, make up your mind dude! Is, he gonna shit? Or is he gonna kill you? >>First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill me.
>The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping.>
Actually, there are three girls at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.
ALL I NEED ARE SOME TASTY WAVES AND A COOL BUZZ AND ILL BE JUST FINE!
All I need are some tasty waves cool buzz and I’m fine
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I’m fine.
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
All I need is a cool buzz, tasty waves and I’m fine.
Aloha Mr Hand
Aloha Mr. Hand, Aloha Spicoli!
Aloha, Mr. Hand
American Girl.
Annoying customer … The sign says,…BRAD,….one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad … Mister, if you don’t shut up, I’m going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
awesome!, totally awesome!
bio teacher: are you in my class? Spicoli: i am today
Brad: Doesn’t anyone knock anymore?
Come on, get out of bed you booger
Did you hear that? That was my SKULL!
Did you hear that? That was my head!
Did you say Scalper?
Do you hear that? I’m so wasted!
DOESN’T ANYBODY FUCKING KNOCK ANYMORE!
Don’t Be Lonely.
Dude! That was my skull. I’m so wasted!
fuck dennis taylor.. i’m not talking to that whimp.
gee rat I’m kinda busy
Get a job spicoli
get off my cause motherfucker!!!!!
Get outta here, Curtis. I don’t hear you unless you knock.
(KNOCK, KNOCK)
Much better, ENTRE!
gnarly!!
He’s a 16-year-old usher at the movie theater. You have dated older guys, you work at the best foodstand in the mall, and you are a close, personal friend of mine.
he’s not a guy, he’s a little prick.
Hey bud whats your problem
Hey bud, lets party!
hey theres no party for me in here.
Hey…there’s no birthday party for me in here.
hi brad…you know how cute i always thought you were?
Hi.
How about a meatball sandwich, a medium coke, and you phone number.
How much did you smoke man?
This will be a little test….(Hits self in head with shoe)
What was that?
THAT WAS MY SCULE! IM SO WAISTED!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0427041pot1.html
I like sex
I came this close to working at 7-11
I come here all the time. The strudel’s great.
I hope ya had a hell of a piss,Arnold
I hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold!
i know that dude!
I like sex.
I mean don’t just walk in. You move across the room. And you don’t talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That’s what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
I saw him earlier…near the food machines.
I shall serve no fries before their time.
I was that close to working at 7-11, you know.
I’m a single and successful guy
I’m not going to a morgue! I’ll get my mom to write a note.
I’m so wasted!
I’m so wasted!!!
If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time?
If I’m here and your here, doesn’t that make it our time? And there’s certainly nothing wrong with a little feast on our time, is there?
If you don’t mind, I just switched to Sanka…so, have a heart?
If you’re here and I’m here doesn’t that make it our time?
If you’re here, and I’m here, doesn’t it make it our time?
It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, Hey Bud Lets Party!
Its a passion, a way of life. It’s about goin up to that wave and sayin Hey bud, let’s party.
Knock. knock. knock .
Mr Hand : Mr. Spicolli.
Spicoli … Thats the name they gave me.
Mr. Hand …rip, rip, rip
Spicolli … Hey your ripping my card.
Mr. Hand … Yeah.
Spicolli … Hey bud what’s your problem?
Mr. Hand … No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Spicolli … You dick!
LC: see the new playboy?
Spicoli: any good?
LC: bo derek’s tits!
Spicoli: ahhhhah…
LC: i likesex!
Learn it, know it, live it.
look at you Rat. member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. if she cant smell your qualifications who needs her.
Love Is The Reason.
Man#1:The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize the Lone Ranger?
Man#2:What’s wrong wit dat?
Man#1:Well, there are three of you. You’re not exactly lone. Shouldn’t you be the three rangers?
Man#2:No idea what you’re saying right now.
Man#4:You lost me.
Mike I just want to let you know that im pregant Well how do you know its mine I haven’t been with anyone i know its yours Jesus!!! It was your idea your wanted it more than i did No take that back alright i take it back Look we got to do something about this we could get an abortion Yea i got that planned its 1.50$ at the free clinc It dosen’t sound free to me I suppose you want me to pay for it half okay and a ride to the clinc 75 dollars and a ride okay thanks thankyou
Mister, if you don’t shut up, I’ll kick 100% of your ass!
Mister, if you dont shut up, I’m gonna kick 100% of your ass!!!
Most people thought that maybe Mark ‘Cutback’ Davis or Jim ‘Jungle Death’ Gerrard would take home the honors this year.
Mr. Spicoli, please remove your hand from my muffins, it is making me havta go to the…. AW, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! YOU DID A #2 ON MY PIZZA!!!! WHAT ARE YOU A MONKEY? AWWWWWWWW. C-C-CLEAN IT UP (said with stutter). pwease doewnt heuwt me (said with a lisp).
My dad’s got this awsome set of tools dude, we can fix it.
My old man is a television repairman. He’s got this ultimate set of tools… I can fix it.
No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Now, the lady will have the linguini with clam sauce and a Coke with no ice.
Pacman is just like life. You have to guesstimate before you get guesstimated!
People on ludes should not drive
Relax, my dad is a TV Repairman!
She will have the knockwurst. I will have the same.
she would like the linguini with white clam sauce…. and a coke with no ice.
Sir, if you don’t shut up I’m going to kick a hundred percent of your ass!
So what am I supposed to do? …Go up to some strange girl in biology class and ask if she could take her clothes off and jump on top of me?
(I would.)
So what Jefferson was saying was: ‘Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we’ll just be bogus too.’ Yeah?
Somebody’s Baby.
Sorry Mr. Hand, I just couldn’t make it on time, killer line at the snack machine!
spicoli why dont you get a job.
what for?
because you need money.
oohhh. all i need is a tasty wave and a cool buzz and im fine.
Spicoli: You DICK!!
The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping.
This is U.S. history, I see the globe right there.
this was not the best breakfast i ever had. I want my money back
Those guys are Fags!
Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Well. which is he gonna do? Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
What are you people…on dope!
What in the HELL do you think your doing? Eating some Pizza talking about Cuba.
What’s your problem, bud?
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
who cuts your hair
Whoah! Those guys are fags!
YOU DICK!!!!
You get used to doing your own business on your own time. Just like you wouldn’t want me to come to your house some evening, and discuss U.S. History on your time. Understand?
you used to work at all-american burger.seven months ago.awwwwwww
your a wuss….a wimp and a pussy
Your employee here used profanity and threatened me with violence.
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