#1. What’s your name?! #2. …Alice… #1. PROVE IT!!!
(gets to the mint 400)
1)fuck off. 2)all right
(manically waves fly swat in the air) No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor f**ker would see them soon enough.
*Dr. Gonzo sings* One toke over the line
*You can’t park here!
*What? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
-Jesus! Did you see what god just did to us, man?
-God didn’t do that. You did it. Yor’re a f#*king narcotics agen, I knew it
…but we were deleyed en route when a Stingray in front of us killed a pedestrian.
1) Look over there. There’s two women fucking a polar bear. 2) Don’t tell me these things. Not now.
1)cows are gunna kill me. bisexuals are gunna kill me. 2)Holy Moly! Holy Moly! 1)screw this, i’m taking the elevator. 2)no, jesus god man that’s just what they want us to do. trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement.
1)He was lying.I could see it in his eyes. 2)eyes?
1)here take the ticket, take the ticket 2)Do i need this 1)no i’ll remember your face
1)Hot damn! I never rode in a convertible before!
2)Is that right? Well… I guess you’re about ready, then, aren’t you?
3)We’re your friends. We’re not like the others, man, really.
2) No more of that talk or I’ll put the fucking leeches on you, understand?
3) Heh heh heh…
2) Get in!
1)i don’t know about no dope! i haate dope
2)..so do we.
1)I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He’s not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He’s a foreigner. I think he’s probably Samoan. But that doesn’t matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?
2)Hell no.
1)I didn’t think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
2)No.
1)How ’bout some ether?
2)What?
1)Never mind.
1)Let’s have lunch! 2)Rightyo man, rightyo.
1)there’s some kind of machine in the sky. some sort of, well, electric snake, coming right at us. 2) shoot it 1) not yet, i want to study its habits
1)what class are you in? 2)class? what the fuck do you mean? 1)what do you ride?
1)what is this?
2)a napkin
1)don’t give me that bull shit, i know what that means you fat goddamn pimp basterd!
1)thats the name of a horse i used to own mam.
1)Yeah, you’ve gotta get back to work. 2)you scirvy schyster bastard, i’m a doctor of journalism man. Now get in there, and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts God damn it, like a big boy! Go on!
1. Let’s give the boy a lift. 2. What?!?! NO!! We can’t stop here, this is bat country.
1. There’s a big machine in the sky…some kind of electric snake comin’ straight at us
2. Kill it!
1. Not yet…I want to study its habits.
1965, the great san fransisco acid wave. i recall one night in a place called the matrix, there i was, mother of god, there i am. holy fuck. uhh, cleary i was a victim of the drug explosion, a natural street freak, just eating whatever came by.
1:You want a beer? 2:No thanks 1:How about some ether? 2:What? 1:Nevermind, this man here is my attorney…..
30 minutes……..it was going to be very close
Parking attendant: You can’t park here! You can’t park here! Rauol: What? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
A drug person can learn to cope with seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth…But No One should be asked to handle this trip.
Ahh! She’s biting my leg off!
All things flow according to the whims of the great magnet
All things flow according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a FOOL I was to defy him.
as your attorney i advise you to rent a very fast car with no top and you will need the cocain
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit.
As your attorney, I’d advise you to take a sip from the little brown bottle…. you won’t need much, just a taste
As your attourney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.
back you weird fuck! i am ahab
Bazooko’s Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
buy the ticket. take the ride.
Buy the ticket…take the ride.
Can’t stop here, this is bat country.
come on, you fiend
Come on… Jump! Quick, like a bunny! Jump! Oh, you chicken shit bastard!
cows are gonna kill me…bisexuals are gonna kill me
crack heads have cum stains on there paints because they are forced to jack-off when they cant find victums to rape.. duke~ shit!
did i hear it or just think it was i talking….did they hear me?
Did I say that, or just think it? Am I talking? Can they hear me?
Did they (hiccup) pay you to screw that bear.
Did they pay you to screw that bear?
Did you cut a deal with them?
did you eat all this acid?
Did you see what god just did to us man…? god didnt do that u did.
Did you see what GOD just did to us, man?
Did you see what God just did to us?
did you see what GOD just did to us? (Duke) God didn’t do it you did it. your a fucking narctotics agent I knew you fening whore bastard
DID YOU SEE WHAT GOD JUST DID?!
Did you take all that Acid? Yes I did!!!!
Do they pay you to screw that bear?
dogs fuck the pope no fault of mine
dogs fucked the pope. no fault of mine.
dogs fucked the pope.. no fault of mine.
Don’t mind me, I was just admiring the shape of your skull.
DONT FUCK WITH ME NOW ! IM CAPTAIN AHAB !!
Dont mind him, hes just admiring the shape of your skull.
Duke- Jesus did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Duke: Just give me 2 hours. I need to get some sleep.
(Duke goes to bed and lies underneath a cardboard box)
Gonzo: BLUAH…MUEAHHHHH!!!!
Duke: Oh god, he’s killing himself.
duke:Where did you get that blade man!!!
gonzo:romm service sent it up…to cut the limes…
duke:Limes? what limes?
gonzo:they didn’t have any…they don’t grow in the desert!?!
Ether is the perfet drug for Las Vegas, in this town they love a drunk…fresh meat, so they put us through the turn styles and turn us loose inside.
Ets Lay, Ogay, to the, Arcay, and etgay the uffstay
Everything worth doing, is worth doing right, this is the American dream in action.
F#$k no, not today.. Thank you kindly.
F*ck no, not today, thank you kindly
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Normal speeders will panic and immidiately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses content in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you, he will follow…
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
Finish the fucking story man! What happened? What about the glands?!
For fucks sake man
fuck no, not today, thank you kindly
fucking pig
Get in there and clean your shorts goddmannit!! Clean your shorts like a big boy!!!!
Get in there and clean your shorts, clean your shorts like a big boy, go on!!
Get out of here you pig fucker! Up! Up!
Give them some fucking golf shoes!
God didn’t do that, you did it. You’re a fucking narcotics agent!
God didn’t do that, you did it. You’re a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it. That was our cocaine you pig! Fucking pig, swine, whore!
God didn’t do that, you did. You’re a f**king narcotics agent I knew it.
God didn’t do that. You did! You’re a F***ing narcotics agent.
Gonzo: *sings* Sittin’ downtown at a railway station, one toke over the liiine…Sittin’ downtown at a railway station, one toke over the liiine
Raoul: One toke you poor fool? —
Wait’ll you see those goddamn bats, man.
Gonzo: *still singing* Tweet tweet Mary tweet tweet…Miiine!!!
Gonzo:Thats so ugly man……….thats uggg, uggg,ugggg
gotta go to work goddamn what a bummer
He was a strange mutant from God never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, but too rare to die
he was too weird to live and too rare to die
he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
hed turn us in at once to some outlaw nazi law enforcement agency and theyde run us down like dogs…
Hey, how much do they pay you to fuck that bear?
HI I am Aserta, your photographer. – Your not portugeese
holy jesus what are these goddamned animals?
Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!
Holy Jesus! What are they feeding these god damn animals!
Holy Shit… There I am
How long can we maintain? What will he make of my attorney screaming about bats and flying manorays swooping down on the car? What then I ask. I guess we’ll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere… Because it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose.
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, ’cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, ’cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
I am Ahab!
i could see it in his eyes. – EYES?!?
i didnt kick you, you fell!
I dont know what they done to me, but I know it was horrible.
I feel a powerful lust for red salmon
I felt raped, and now the fat pig was chuckling to his friends about it on the other side of town.
i got mace, get back i got mace
I hate to say this (hiccup), but this place is getting to me…I think I’m getting (hiccup) the fear.
I have seen the start of the race………I am sure of that much
I knew I was F*cked!
I know, I’m guilty, I understand. I knew it was a crime, i did it anyway.
I love you, but don’t touch me
I NEED A FUCKING LAWYER, IMMEDIATELY!!!
I think I’m getting the fear.
I think you should leave that poor bastard alone.
i was a natural street freak, eating whatever came my way. i was only going to eat half the acid, but i spilled the rest on the sleeve of my red woolen sweater.
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.
I’ll cripple your ass for this.
I’m just admiring the shape of your skull.
I…was wondering…if you could just…push me in the pool. 2)Man, if I push in the pool right now, you’d sink like a goddamn stone.
Ignorant chicken shit motherfucker, move over man, got a light? got a light? I can show you better than I can tell you man. Dont trust me do you. Pink motherfucker.
Ignore the terrible nightmare in the bathroom — just an ugly refugee from the Love Generation. My attorney had never ben able to accept the notion, often espoused by former drug abusers, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I for that matter.
Imposible to walk in this muck!
in a few hours she’ll probably be sane enough to work herself into some sort of
jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel samoan,
who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her into a vegas hotel room and
savagely penetrated every orifice of her little body with his throbbing
uncircumsized member
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
It’s okay. He’s just admiring the shape of your skull.
It’s okay. He’s just admiring the shape of your skull.
jesus did i say that or just think it? was i talking? did they hear me?
Jesus God almighty man, look at that bunch over there! They’ve spotted us!
jesus man, look at that group over there, they’re about to eat us alive.
just another freak in the freak kingdom
Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim.
Let’s get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
Lets get down to brass tax here… How much for the Ape?
Look at me in the eyes. Can I have a kiss? It gets so lonely out here.
Look what God just did to us,Man!
Look, theres two woman f***ing a polar beer
love is an exploding cigar which we willingly smoke
Luckily, my credit card was still technically valid.
Many fine books have been written in prison, huh.
My naaaame.. is Raoul Duke. I have my attorney… with me. We aren’t on the list… but we much have that suite!
my period she said it’s catholic heaven
Nice tits….
No point in mentioning those bats, i thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough
No. Don’t run. They’d love an excuse to shoot us.
Not yet, I wanna study its habits
Now that your inside the vortex, you wanna leave?!
Oh god, Did you eat all this acid?
oh god……did you eat all this acid……THATS RIGHT MUSIC!
oh SWEET JESUS, it’s HIM!!
Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendancy is to push it as far as you can.
one of the things you learn after dealing with drug people is you can turn your back on a person….but never turn your back on a drug…..especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye…..
order some golf shoes, otherwise we’ll never get out of this place alive. impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all.
panic…it krept up my spine like the first rising vibes of an acid frenzy
please…tell me about the fucking golf shoes
Quick like a bunny…HOP!
Quick, lick a bunny
Quick, like a bunny!
Raoul Duke:Doctor of Journalism,man
RD: Truth? Dr.G: The truth. We’re going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. We known him for years but he ripped us off and we’re gonna make him pay. Rip his lungs out. Savage Henry has cashed his last check. RD: That bastard won’t get away with this. What is the world coming to when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism, can you tell me that!?!
Righty-o man, righty-o
shit man the truth hurts fuck
Shut up, or i’ll put the fucking leaches on you
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark–that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark-that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
So you want me to throw this into the tub when White Rabbit peaks?
somebody is feeding these damn animals booze
Stay calm. Stay calm. I’m a relatively respectable citizen — a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas, has it been 5 years? 6? It seems like a lifetime. The kind of peak that never comes again. San Fransisco in the middle 60’s was a very special time and place to be a part of, but no explanation, no mix of words, or music, or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction, at any hour, you can strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning, and that I think..was the handle. That sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense. We didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now less than 5 years later, you could go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark. That place where the wave finally broke….and rolled back.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car… and a voice was screaming: HOLY JESUS! WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMN ANIMALS?
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was filled with what looked like huge bats, all screeching and swirving around us. And a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?
SWEET JESUS, it’s HIM !!
taking ether is alot like being the village drunkard in an early irish novel
tell me about the fucking golf shoes man!
tell me you brought the f*cking golf shoes!
The glazed look in her eyes said her throat had been cut
The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real.
No sympathy for the devil – keep that in mind;
buy the ticket, take the ride.
The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the devil. Keep that in mind. Buy the ticket…take the ride.
The reefer butt is called a roach, because it resembles a cockroach
Then we ate some mescaline and went swimming~Raoul Duke
There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
There I am…uh, clearly I was a victim of the drug explosion.
there i was in the middle of the san fransico acid wave. shit there i am!
There is nothing in this world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And i knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
These men…they gave me the LSD…
this girl is a godsend, man ………..
This is what all the hip people would have been doing if the nazis had won the war, this place is the 6th reich.
Those of us who had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and dognuts, we needed strong drink
Those of us who had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and doughnuts, we wanted strong drink…we were, after all, the absolute cream of the sporting press…
Too weird to live… Too rare to die…
twisted..,good people….
Wait we can’t stop here! This is bat country!
Wait! We can’t stop here! This is bat country!
Was there no communication in this car?
we can’t stop here,,,this is bat country
we didnt want coffee or donuts…we needed strong drink
We had
we had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mesclin, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocane, a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers downersscreamers and laughers, also a quart of rum a quart of tequila, a case of beer a pint of raw ether and two dozen amybls
we had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescoline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid. a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…
We had two bags of grass, 75 pelats of mesculine, 5 sheets of high power blotter acid, a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. quart of rum, quart of tequilla, bottle of raw ether, and 2 dozen aemels.
We had two bags of grass, 75 pelats of mesculine, 5 sheets of high power blotter acid, a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. quart of rum, quart of tequilla, bottle of raw ether, and 2 dozen aemels. Not that we needed all of this for the trip of course, but once a man developes a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, leaughers…Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls…But the only thing that worried me was the ehter. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge…
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
we were somewhere near Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the drugs started to take effect!
We were somewhere outside of Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
we wre drinking singapore slings with a side of mezcal
We’re all riders of the storm! Where are you, you fucking monkey?!
welcome to rauls wild kindom, today we shall teach poodles how to fly
What are these goddammed animals
What kind of rat-bastard psychotic would play that song, right now, at this moment?
What outfit are you fella’s with?
We’re with Charlie Co. We’re friendlies.
what you need to understand is that this man is my attorney not some dingbat i picked up on the strip man no sh#t he’s a foreigner probably samoan
What? No! We can’t stop here! This is bat country!
Who said anything about sliceing you up man…i was just going to carve a little z in your forhead!!!
duke: Up you pig f***er up!!
well…got togo to work…god damn what a bummer!!!
who said anything about slicing you up.I just wanted to carve a little Z in your forehead.
who said anything about slicing your throat, i just want to carve a Z in your forehead. (sick laugh)
who said anything about slicing your throatm, i just want to carve a Z in your forehead. (sick laugh)
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.
With a little luck his life was ruined forever.
Yeah, I know. I’m guilty. I knew it was a crime, but I did it anyway. Shit, why argue, I’m a fucking criminal. 2)You have a strange attitude. 1)Maybe.
You all voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!
You better take care of me, Lord. If you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.
You can turn your back on a person, but don’t ever turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
You had better pray to god there’s some thorozine in that bag, or else you’re in bad fucking trouble…
You just backed over that two foot concrete abutment and you didn’t even slow down! Forty-five in reverse!
you people don’t get it. this car is property of the world bank, that money goes to Italy!
You people elected Hubert Humprey, and you killed Jesus!
You took too much, man. Too much.
You took too much, you took too much too much
You’re not Portuguese!
You’ve gone all sideways, man
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