Movie Quotes from Finding Nemo: Quotes from the movie Finding Nemo

Birds: MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least, I think it runs in my family. Come to think of it, where is my family?

The fish with buck teeth: OH MY GOSH! NEMO’S SCHWIMMING OUT TO SCHEA!

‘ESCAPE’ i wonder what that means its funny its spelt just like the wrod escape

((Guys this is a quote from the PC game which I found pretty funny!))
Bubbles: Can you make bubbles, Nemo?
Nemo: My dad says it isn’t polite…

(at the end, in the plastic bags in the ocean!)

Um, now what?- the blowfish!

(Bruce hitting door)
Dory: Who is it???
Nemo’s dad: Dory come one….
Dory: Sorry your gonna have to come back were trying ti Espace here….

(d= dory, m= marlin)
D: Ahh! Something’s got me!
M: That was me
D: Who’s that?
M: Who’s that!? Who could it be?
D: Are… are u my conscience?
M: Yeah… yeah. I’m your conscience. We haven’t spoken in awhile. How are you?
D: Eh, can’t complain.
M: Good, good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me, do you see anything?
D: I see a… a light.
M: A light?
D: Yeah, over there
Hey, conscience, am I dead?
M: No, no, I see it too. What is it?
D: It’s so pretty!
M: Yes, I’m feeling happy, which is a big deal, for me
D: I want to touch it! Oh!
D and M: I’m gonna getcha, I’m gonna getcha
M: I’m gonna be your best friend!
Ok, good feeling’s gone!

(dori whilst sleepin) yes yes im a natural blue

(DORI) E S C A P A! Hmm that’s funny its spelled like escape!!!

(marlin) I’m miles away from home with a fish that can’t remember her own name (dory) boy I bet that’s frustrating

(nigle) Sorry if I ever took a snap at you fish gotta swim bird gotta eat

-How do you know we won’t get hurt? How do you know something bad won’t happen?
-I don’t

…and it was like wicked dark down there, oh hey bob how’s it goin…

1) He says it’s time to let go, everything’s going to be all right. 2) How do you knoe? How do you know something bad isn’t going ot happen? 1) I don’t.

1) Nemo, new comer of orange and white. You have been summoned to the summit of Mt. Wannahocalugie to join in the fraternal bonds of tankhood. 2) Huh? 3) We want you in our club kid.

1)Good after noon, we’re gonna have a great jump today. Ok, now the first turn is a little sharp, remember, rip it roll it and punch it! 2)It’s like he’s trying to speak to me I know it!

1)hey whats it like in the big blue? 2) big and blue

1)Ok, I have one story.2)OH! This is gonna be good I can tell!

1)your son chico 2)it’s nemo 1)right

1: It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you…and I’m home! Please…I don’t want that feeling to go away. I don’t want to forget.
2: I’m sorry, but I…do.

1: Thannnkkkk youuuu 2: I wish I could speak whale

1: We’re going to have a great jump today…….Remember rip it, roll it, and punch it dude. 2: It’s like he’s trying to talk to me…I know it.

1:you got a problem? what- the ocean not big enough for ya? can’t you see im swimming here? 2:um..i was looking for a boat? 1:a boat?? i saw a boat!! it went uh…THIS WAY!! yea follow me!!

1:you got a problem? what- the ocean not big enough for ya? can’t you see im swimming here? huh? yea yea- what what 2:um..i was looking for a boat? 1:a boat?? i saw a boat!! it went uh…THIS WAY!! yea follow me!!

3 kids at school:
This tentacle is shorter than the rest, but you can’t tell when I twirl…
I’m H2O intolerant…
I’m obnoxious!

::dory sleeping:: Uhhh…. the sea monkeys have my money…. yes, I’m a natural blue…

Bloat: Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wanna-hock-a-loogie to join in the fraternal bonds of…tankhood.
Nemo: Huh?
Peach: We want you in our club kid

Bloat: You must pass through the Ring of Fire!
[pause]
Bloat: The RING OF FIRE! Jacques! You said you could do it!!
Jacques: Ooops, sorry!

Bob: Hey, you’re doing pretty well for a first-timer.Marlin: Well, you can’t hold on to ’em forever, can you?Bill: Yeah. I had a tough time when my oldest went out at the drop-off.Marlin: They just gotta grow up some- the drop-off?!?! They’re going to the drop-off?! What did… what did you…? What are you?! What, are you insane?! Why don’t you just fry ’em up now and serve ’em with chips?!Bob: Hey, Marty, calm down!Marlin: Don’t tell me to be calm, Pony Boy!Bob: [raising his brow] Pony Boy?Bill: You know, for a clownfish, he really isn’t that funny.Ted: Pity.

Bruce: Hello, how ’bout you, mate? What’s your problem?Marlin: Me? I don’t have a problem.Bruce: Ohh, okay. [he pushes Marlin to the stand]Bruce, Chum and Anchor: Denial!Bruce: Just start with your name.Marlin: Okay. My name is Marlin. I’m a clownfish?Chum: A clownfish?! Really?!Bruce: Go on! Tell us a joke!Chum: Oh, I love jokes!Marlin: Well, I actually do know one that’s pretty good. Um, there was this mollusk and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says the the cucumber… [he sees the diver’s mask] Nemo!Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Haha! Nemo! [stops laughing] I don’t get it.Bruce: For a clownfish he’s not that funny.Marlin: No, no, no, no. He’s my son. He was taken by these divers.

Bruce: Okay, who’s next? How about you?
Marlin: Uh, no that’s okay, I don’t have a problem.
Sharks: Denial!

Bruce: Right then! The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.Bruce, Chum and Anchor: [raising their fins] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.Anchor: Except for stinkin’ dolphins!Chum: Dolphins, yeah! They think they’re so cute. ‘Oh, look at me! I’m a flippin’ little dolphin! Let me flip for you! I know nothing!’Bruce: Right then! Today’s meeting is Step Five: Bring a Fish Friend. Now, do you all have your friends?Anchor: [shows a little fish underneath his fin] Got mine!Dory: Hey there!Bruce: How ’bout you, Chum?Chum: Oh. Well, I… I, um… seemed to have misplaced my um… friend.

Crush: Duuuuuude…? Duuuuuude…? Focus, dude. Duuude…? [Marlin wakes up] Aww, he lives! Hey, dude!Marlin: What happened?Crush: Aww, I saw the whole thing, dude! First you were all like, ‘Whoa!’ and then we were all like, ‘WHOA!!!’ and then you were all like, ‘Whoooa…’Marlin: What are you talking about?Crush: You, Mini-Man! Takin’ on the jellies!Marlin: [in pain] Oh… oh! My stomach. Aww.Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurlin’ on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.Marlin:So, Mr. Turtle…Crush: Whoa, Mr. Turtle is my father. Name’s Crush.Marlin: Crush? Really? Okay, Crush, listen. I need to get to the Eastern Australian Current. EAC?Crush: Oh, dude! [laughing] You’re ridin’ it, dude! Check it out!

Crush: So, what brings you on this fine day to the EAC?Marlin: Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney. [realizing she’s gone] Dory! Dory! Is she alright?Crush: Oh, Little Blue! [points down] She is sublevel, dude.

Dory: Hello, My name is Dory. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a fish.
[The sharks applaud]
Dory: Whew! Glad I got that off my chest!

Dory: What’s the matter?Marlin: What’s the matter? While they’re doing their silly, little impressions, I am miles away from home with a fish that can’t even remember her name!Dory: Boy, I bet that’s frustrating.Marlin: Yeah, meanwhile, my son is out there.Dory: Your son, Chico?Marlin: Nemo.Dory: Right, got it.Marlin: But it doesn’t matter because no fish in this entire ocean is gonna help me.Dory: Well I’m helping you.

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh….the sea monkeys have my money….yes, I’m a natural blue…

Dory: P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it! I bet I could even remember it again… P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney… I did it again!

Gill: Alright, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques!
Jac: Oui.
Gill: No cleaning!
Jac: I shall resist.
Gill: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts! We’re gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it.
[Bloat burps]
Gill: Good work!

Gurgle: Curse you, Aqua Scum!

Marlin: Do you see anything?Dory: [screams] Something’s got me!Marlin: That was me! I’m sorry!Dory: [gasps] Who’s that?Marlin: Who’s that? Who could it be? It’s me!Dory: Are… are you my conscience?Marlin: Yeah! Yeah, yeah, I’m your conscience. We haven’t spoken for a while. How are you?Dory: Mmm, can’t complain.Marlin: Yeah, good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me, do you see anything?Dory: Uh, yeah. I see a… I see a light.Marlin: A light…?Dory: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience, am I dead?Marlin: No, I see it, too. What is it?Dory: It’s so pretty.Marlin: I’m feeling happy; which is a big deal for me.Dory: I want to touch it. [she touches it and it moves away]Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here!Dory: I’m gonna get you!Marlin: I’m gonna get you!Dory: I’m gonna get you!Marlin: I’m gonna swim with you!Dory: I’m gonna get you!Marlin:I’m gonna be your best friend! [monster appears] Good feeling’s gone.

Marlin: Give me the goggles!
Dory: Ow!! That hurt! Is my nose bleeding?
Bruce: Are you okay?
[sniffs the blood]
Bruce: Ooooooooo, that’s good …
Chum: Uh-oh!
Anchor: Intervention!

Marlin: I’m just afraid that none of them will like me…
Coral: Marlin, there are 400 eggs, I’m pretty sure one of them will like you

Marlin: Okay, a mollusk walks up to this sea cucumber, well he doesn’t actually walk, he’s just there, and he turns to the sea cucumber, and… Well, wait, there’s a mollusk and a sea cucumber and…
Chum: [Mutters]You know for a clown fish, he’s not that funny..

Marlin: It’s like he’s trying to speak to me, I know it!
[to Squirt]
Marlin: Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying!

Mr Ray: Hey, Who’s this Nemo?
Nemo: Exchange Student!
Squirt: I’m from the E.A.C!
Mr Ray: Sweeet!
Nemo and Squirt: …Totally!

Mr. Ray: Stromalytic cynobacteria! Gather! An entire ecosystem contained in one infinitesimal speck!

Nemo: I wanna go home! Do you know where my dad is?Peach: Honey, your dad’s probably back at the pet store.Nemo: Pet store?Bloat: Yeah, you know. I’m from Bob’s Fish Mart.Gurgle: Pet palace!Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama!Deb: Mail order!Peach: E-Bay!Gurgle: So, which one is it?Nemo: I’m from the ocean…?Gurgle: [calmly] Ah, the ocean. The ocean?!?! [screams] He hasn’t been decontaminated yet! Jacques!Jacques: [poking out from the diver’s helmet] Oui?Gurgle: Cleam him!Jacques: Oui!Gurgle: Ocean!Jacques: Ohh, la mer! Bon! [he spins Nemo around, cleaning him] Voila! He is clean!Bubbles: Well, the Big Blue, what’s it like?Nemo: Umm, big… and blue?Bubbles: I knew it!

Nemo: [looking at the boat] What’s that?Tad: I know what that is! Oh oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called.. he said it was a… a butt!Pearl: Wow. That’s a pretty big butt.Sheldon: Oh, look at me! I’m gonna go touch the butt! [he sneezes; Nemo, Pearl and Tad laugh] Oh yeah? Let’s see you get closer!

Peach: Good morning, everyone! It’s a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean..
[Pause]
Peach: THE TANK IS CLEAN!

Peach: Well that was the shortest red light I’ve ever seen!

Sheldon: Wow, look at that!
Nemo: What is it?
Tad: Hey, my dad’s seen one of those. He called it a but
Pearl: That’s a big but..

Sheldon: [gasp] He touched the butt!!!

u people suck at doing these quotes, no one can get them right!!!!!

Crush: first you were like WOA! Then we were like WOA! Then you were like woa. Marlin: What are you talking about? Crush: You man!!! Takin on the jellies! You got some seriouse thrill isues dude

A boat? Hey i saw a boat it pased by not to long ago! Follow me,Follow me! -Dory

a boat?! hey i’ve seen a boat… it passed by not too long ago. it went this way… follow me!!!

A Coocoocachoo

a game ahhh i love games pick me

A little chum fer Chum eh? – Chum

A) —- you don’t know how to speak whale!
B) Yes i do!
(Later)
A) Thankkkkkkkk youuu (trying to speak whale)
B) You can speak whale? i wish i could speak whale.

Aaw you made me ink! – That octopus girl

Actually, you guys, like all the quotes are wrong, so how about you sit all your little butts back down, watch the movie a couple more times, and then maybe, just maybe you can actually get the quotes right instead of putting some crap up that’s not even close to the real thing.

agh! you guys, you made me ink!

Alot of these quotes are waaaaay off….i saw the movie 4 times, i should know. Take the time to get the quotes right people.

Anchor: Sorry about…
Bruce: *BANG*
Anchor: ..Bruce mate!
Bruce: *BANG*
Chum: He’s really…
Bruce: *BANG*
Chum: …A nice guy!

And I shall call him squishy and he will be mine, and he will be MY squishy!

Are you my concience?

Are you my conscience?… Hey Conscience, am i dead?

Awe you guys made me ink -little octupus

Awe, you guys made me ink!

Aww guys you made me Ink!

aww, you guys made me ink…

Awww… what’s the matter mister grumpy gills?

AWWWW!!! You guys made me ink!

Awwww..you guys made me ink!

Bird: Jump In Mouth If You Want To Live….
Nemo’s dad: How will that make us live…
Bird: Because I can take you to your son…

Bitch, I saw the movie five times…. my quotes are better than allll of yours.

blah, blah, blah…mi, mi, blah… blah, blah, blah, blah, mi, mi, mi!!!

Bruce: Hello Chum

Bruce: Hello my names Bruce and i haven’t eaten a fish in 3 weeks!!
Other Sharks: WELL DONE BRUCE YOUR AN INSPERATION TO US ALL!!
Dori: Hi my names Dori,and i don’t think I have eaten a fish!!!

Bruce: Hello, my name is Bruce. Other sharks: Hello, Bruce.

Bruce: Lets Say The Shark Pledge All Sharks: ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine, if i am to change this image i must first change myself, fish are friends, not food!’ Anchor: except stinkin dolphins! Chum: yeah

Bruce: So what’s your promblem….
Nemo’s dad: I don’t have one….
All 3 Sharks….: Deline….
Bruce: Start with your name….

Bruce:Hello! Name’s Bruce!It’s alright i understand. Why trust a shark right? (he bites down and then laughs)

BUBBLES!!! My bubbles…

BUBBLES, BUBBLES, MY BUBBLES!!!!!!!

Bye Elmo!…I mean, Nemo!

Chaaaaaaaaa!!!

coo coo cachoo

coo coo cachoo!

coo-coo chachoo and then they find their way to the big ole blue

Coooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk – dory
ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuu
ssssssssiiiiiiiirrrrrr- that clown fish
man i wish i could speak whale

Crush and Squirt- Fin, Noggin, Dude (Squirts voice gets really high!)

Crush- YOU TOTALLY ROCK SQUIRT!!! Now give me some fin…..noggin…..duuude!

CRUSH-GRAB SHELL DUDE!!!

Crush: Dude? Duuude! OH HE LIVES HEY DUDE! Marlin: What happened? Crush: Saw the whole thing man. First you were like wooah then you were like woaah then like woaaaahhh. Merlin: What are you talking about? Crush: You man! Takin on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues dude.

Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt: Good Afternoon. We’re gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first do a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There’s a bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it!

Crush: Yeah I saw you! First you were like whoa! Then we were like WHOA! then you where like whoa…..
Marlin: What are you talking about?
Crush: You have serious trill issues man…!

Crush: You so totally rocked Squirt! Now gimme some fin. Noggin.
Crush and Squirt: Duuuuude!

Deb:hi im deb, oh yea and this is my sister Flow.. You can talk to her about anything……
Move flow your in the way, flow i can’t see…

Do not make any sudden movements. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live

Do you have your exit buddy?

DO YOU HAVE YOUR EXIT BUDDY?!

Dolphins! They think they’re so cute! Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!

Don’t be so hard on him. He’s lost his son, Fabio.

Don’t fall off the wagon Bruce

Don’t you realize we are swimming in our own sh…!!

dont you guys realize we’re swimming in our own shi…QUIT EVERONE!

Dori and marlin swimming round in circles by the angler fish with goggles:
NO EATING HERE TONIGHT WOO NO EATING HERE TONIGHT, YOU 0N A DIIIEEEET!

Dori(sleeping)Ya I’m a natural blue

DORI-who that MARLIN-who else could it be, its me DORI-are you my conscience? MARLIN-yeah hi, we havent spoken in a while, how are you? DORI-mmm cant complain

Dori: wow,I think that had a little Orca in it.. didnt that sound a little Orcaish?

dorie(sleeping in mask)- Yes I am a natural Blue

Dory (asleep): The sea monkey has my money… yes i’m a natural blue…

dory – i shall call it Squishy, and it shall be mine. and it shall be my Squishy!

Dory : You mean..you mean you don’t like me ?
Marlin : No , ofcoarse i like you.It’s because.
I like you I don’t want to be with you.it’s
a complicated emotion

dory and marlin and in the pitch darkness looking for the googles
dory:Ahh Something’s got me
marlin:That’s just me
Dory:Who are you
marlin:Who am I Who do you think
Dory:Are…are you my conscience
marlin:sighs Yes,I’m your conscience.We haven’t spoken for a wile.How have you been
dory:Eh can’t complain
Marlin:good.Now do you see anything
Dory:angler fish’s light approaches Yes I see..a light. Hey conscience am i dead?

Dory and marlin are trying to find a way out of the boat.
MARLIN: We need to find a way out of here!
(Marlin swims on as dory stops to read a sign)
DORY:Escaapaaaa…so funy how its spelled exactly like escape.
(Marlin REalizes Dory is not with him and comes back and grabs Dody saying…)
MARLIN:Come on Dory!

dory and marlin see a light- marlin- I feel happy wich is big for me. dory- i want to touch it. dory and marlin chase after it. marlin- i want to swim with you i want to be your friend. dory and marlin turn around and see huge sharp teeth. marlin- happy feelings gone.

Dory Bye Elmo
Marlin Nemo
Dory bye Nemo

dory in her sleep- of course im a natural blue. the sea monkeys stole my money. Becareful with thet hammer

dory just keep swiming keep swiming

Dory to Marlin: Hey mister gwumpy giwlls.

Dory [sleep-talking]: Yes, I’m a natural blue.

Dory) When life gets ya down you know what you gotta do? Marlin) I don’t wanna know what you gotta do. Dory) Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming. What do we do we swim swim swim. Hohohoho I love to swim! When you love to swim– Marlin) Now that song its gonna be stuck, its gonna be stuck in my head! Dory) Oh sorry. Marlin) Dory do you see anything? Dory) Ahh! Somethings got me. Marlin) That was me I’m sorry. Dory) Who’s that? Marlin) What do you mean who’s that? Who could it be? Dory) Are–are you my conscience? Marlin) Ye– Yes, yes Dory Im your conscience. We havent spoken in a while how are you? Dory) Cant complain. Marlin) Good, now Dory I want you to tell me. Do you see anything? Dory) I see a– I see a light. Marlin) A light? Dory) Yes, over there. Marlin) What is it? Dory) It’s so– pretty. Marlin) Im feeling happy. Which is a big deal for me Dory) I want to touch it. Marlin) Im gonna get ya, Im gonna get ya– Good feelings gone…

Dory- Are you my conscience?
Marlin- Yes, I am. We haven’t spoken in awhile. How are you?
Dory- Conscience, am I dead?

Dory- I will call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

Dory–I shall call him squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my squishy!

Dory-cooommeee backkkkk Marlin see look he’s swimming away

Dory-cooommeee backkkkk Marlin see look he’s swimming way

Dory-cooommeee backkkkk Marlin- see look he’s swimming away

dory.are you o.k………………?-Bruce

Dory: (talking in her sleep) Yes I’m a natural blue…

Dory: A boat? Hey I’ve seen a boat, it passed by not to long ago….. hi.
Marlin: Which way did it go?
Dory: It went this way, it went this way follow me! *follows*
Stop following me. What? The ocean isn’t big enough for you?!
Marlin: What?
Dory: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Marlin: But you’re showing me what way the boat went!
Dory: A boat? Hey I’ve seen a boat. It passed by not to long ago. It went this way, follow me!
Marlin: You already showed me which way the boat went. If this is some type of practical joke it’s not funny!
Dory: Oh dear dear dear. No I know its not funny. I suffer from short-term memory loss.
Marlin: Short-term memory loss?
Dory: Yah, it runs in my family….. at least i think it does. Where are they? *turns* Hi.

Dory: A boat? Hey I’ve seen a boat, it passed by not to long ago….. hi. Marlin: Which way did it go? Dory: It went this way, it went this way follow me! *follows* Stop following me. Marlin: What? Dory: The ocean isn’t big enough for you?! Marlin: What? Dory: STOP FOLLOWING ME! Marlin: But you’re showing me what way the boat went! Dory: A boat? Hey I’ve seen a boat. It passed by not to long ago. It went this way, follow me! Marlin: You already showed me which way the boat went. If this is some type of practical joke it’s not funny! Dory: Oh dear dear dear. No I know its not funny. I suffer from short-term memory loss. Marlin: Short-term memory loss? Dory: Yah, it runs in my family….. at least i think it does. Where are they? *turns* Hi.

Dory: Ah! The first line says P. Sherman!
Marlin: P Sherman doesn’t make any SSEEENNNCEEEEE!!!

Dory: Are you my conscience?

Dory: Come here little guy come here…
Don’t be mean say hi
Nemo’s dad: Hi
Nemo’s dad: Dory, I’m a little guy I don’t think that is a little guy….

Dory: Es capo thats funny thats spell just like the word espace…
Nemo’s Dad: DORY!!! You can read!!!
Dory: I can read

Dory: Escap-ay, thats funny, its spelt the same as escape

Dory: He’s really a nice guys but he lost his son Bingo….

Dory: Bye Elmo!!!

Dory: He’s looking for he’s son Fobeo….

Dory: I’m soryy about little Chicko….

Dory: Hey little guy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy… come here little Squishy… cagadubawudysquishyy dabeda? Oow!
Marlin: Dory, that’s a Jellyfish!
Dory: Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!

Dory: Hey Look! ESCEP EI! It’s Spelled just like the word Escape!
Dory: The Sea Monkey Has My Money!!! Yes I’m a Natural Blue!
Dory: Well Hey Little Guy…… I shall call him Squishie & he shall be mine, & he shall be my Squishie! Come here Squishie! Come here Little Squishie! Come Here…… (Bzzzz) AWWWWW! Bad Squishie! BAD SQUISHIE!
Dory: Hey Look at me, BOING BOING BOING!

Dory: hey mr grumpy gills, you know what cha gotta do when life starts getting you down[starts singing] just keep swimming, just kepp swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming what do we do we swim swim swim…ah ha ah ha ah We like to swimmmm
Marlin: Stop it now thats songs gunna be stuck in my head
Dory: sorry
Dory:AHH! Somethings got me
Marlin: thats just me
Dory: whos thats?
Marlin: whos that? who do you think?
Dory:are… are you my conscience?
Marlin: yes.. Yes i am, We havent spoken in a while, how are you?
Dory: Cant complain
Marlin: good! now what do you see
Dory: i…i see a light
Marlin: A light?
Dory: yes…i see a light, hey conscience am i dead?
Marlin: No…….I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me.
Dory: It’s so pretty. I want to touch it[does; the light bobs quickly away]
both: Ooh!
Marlin:Hey, come back! Come on back here! I’m gonna get you
Dory: Come here!
Marlin: I’m gonna swim with you …
Dory: I’m gunna get you….i’m gunna get you
Marlin: [singing] I’m gonna be your best friend …
[a big scary fish looms into view]
Marlin: Good feelings gone, AHH!

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?
Marlin: No I don’t wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I’m stuck with that song… Now it’s in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

Dory: I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy. C’mere squishy! OW! BAD squishy!

Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squisy.

Dory: I shall name him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

Dory: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do we swim, swim…..Marlin: Dory, stop singing. Dory: A-A-A-A-A!!! o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!! Marlin: DORY!

Dory: Just keeping swiming just keep swiming….
When live gets you down just keep swiming swiming swim…..

dory: no eating us tonight! no eating us tonight! no eating us tonight, we’re on a diet!

Dory: No. No, you can’t. …STOP! Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave…if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you! I do, look! P. Sherman, forty-two…forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I…and I’m home! Please…I don’t want that to go away. I don’t want to forget.
Marlin: I’m sorry, Dory. But I…do.

Dory: OK i’m thinking of something small….
Nemo’s dad: Me
Dory: Its small and orange….
Nemo’s dad: Its me
Dory: Its small and stips…
Nemo’s dad: Let me guess me…
And I’ll take a guess on the next one, ME…
Dory: Whoa…..

Dory: Yes, I’m a natural blue.

Dory: {Reading a door] Escopay! That’s funny, it looks just like the word escape!

Dory:(while sleeping)The sea monkies stole my money.

Dory:AHHH somethings got me! Marlin:Sorry that was me. Dory:Whos that? Marlin:Whos that..who else could it be? Dory:Ar-are you my conscience? Marlin:Y-yes. i am your conscience. We havn’t spoken for a long time. How are you? Dory:Hmm…can’t complain. Marlin:Yea good. Now Dory i want you to tell me what you see. Dory:I see…i see a light. Hey conscience am i dead? Marlin:No i see it too.

Dory:Thats funny.Its spelt just like the word escape.
Nemo:DORY!YOU READ!
Dory:I did?i mean I did!

Dory:What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: Dory, lets not play the gender card, you want to play a card?Then why don’t we play the ‘Let’s not die’ card.
Dory: Come on, trust me on this.
Marlin: (deep breath) Ok
Dory:(looks around) No no one there,no,nope uh there there is someone! Hey lil’ fellah. His son bingo-
Marlin:Nemo
Dory: was taken to.. uh…
Marlin:Sydney
Dory:Yeah. And its really really important that we get there as soon as we can. Come on lil’ fellah!
Marlin:Dory… I’m a lil fellah I don’t think thats a lil fellah
Dory:Oh big fellah,Whale! (to herself) Maybe he only speeks whale.

duck!!!! – dory
thats not a duck its a pelacon!!!! (sp) – that clown fish

dude, mr.turtle was my father

dude, you have serioius thrill issues

E-s-c-a-p-a thats funny is spelled just like the word escape

Bubbles bubbles my bubbles
He likes bubbles

Es-cap-e…..Hey look its spelled just like the word escape

Es-cape hey thats funny its sort of spelled like the word escape.

Es-cop-A, that’s funny, it’s spelled just like ESCAPE

ESCAPÉ! I wonder what that means, its funny, its spelled just like escape!

Escop…escap-ay. Hey! That’s kinda like escape! -Dory

especially when i twirl them like this…

Fin . . . noggin . . . totally!

fin, noggin , duuuuuuuuuuuude
-crush

Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!

First you were like WOAH! and then we were like WHOOAH! Then you were like WHOOOOAH!

fish are friends not food

Fish are friends not food!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOOD!

Fish are friends! NOT FOOD!

fish are friends, not food!

FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!!!!

Fish are friends, not food.

Fish are friends…not food

Fish in the hair .. fish in the hair!

fish1: u mean this whole time we have been swimming in our sh… dish2:{cuts him off shhhh here he comes

Fish: Ah… the big blue… whats it like? Nemo: um… big and blue? Fish: I KNEW IT!!

fishy – darla

Flo, your blocking my view!

Gill-Brother Bloat Proceed
Bloat-NEMO!! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been called forth to the summit of MT. Wannahawkaloogie

Gill: No leave him….
Listen kid what you need to do is roation and willle your fins do that and you’ll get out….
Nemo: But I don’t have a back fin…
Gill: So it never stopped me…

Gill: That took guts kid…

Gill: Think dirty Thoughts…..
Nemo: Hold On Mr. Ray I forgot something…. Bye dad Love ya…
Nemo’s father: Love you too son…
Nemo: Ok dad you can let go

Gill: Think dirty Thoughts…..

gimme some fin… noggin…. dude!!!1

Gimme some fin…Nogin…Duuuude!

Give me some fin, noggin, duuuuude

Gosh! Nemos schwimming out to sheeaa!!!

grab a shell duuuude

Grab Shell Dude!

Group 1)Mine? Mine? Mine! Mine! 2)Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

guys go easy on him, he’s lost his son, Fabio

Guys, you made me ink! -Pearl

Hay little guy, I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy-Dory

he either wants us to go to the back of his throat or hewants a root bear float!

He says it’s time to let go. everythings going to be all right! 2) How do you know?! How do you know something bad isn’t going to happen?! 1) I don’t!

He shall be mine, and I shall call him squishy, and he shall be my squishy. Bad Squishy, Bad! ~Dorie

He shall be my squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy

He shall be Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy!

He touched the but

he touched the butt

He touched the butt!

He’s trying to speak to me. I know it!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrre’s Brrrrrucey!!!!

Hello little squishy…I will call him squishy…He will be my litte squishy…come here little squishy…OUCH…bad squishy!!!

Hello Mr. Grumpy Gills!

Hello Squishy! I shall call him my squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy! -Dory

Here’s an idea. How about you all write down your quotes while you’re watching the movie, so you get it right. Then learn about spelling, grammar, and punctuation. What is this, IM?

HERE’S BRUCEY!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s Something, ‘ES-CuP-PeH’..I Wonder What That Means. Funny,Its Spelt Just Like The Word ‘EsCaPe’

Hes looking for his son Fiabio. NEMO its NEMO

Hey .. that snail was about to charge!

Hey conscience!, Am I dead?

hey conscience, am I dead?!?

Hey do you kno how to get to sydney my friends lost his boy fabio.. right take the eac and follow it alll the way down past sydeney.. thanks

Hey guys look at me I’m gonna go touch the butt!!

hey heres an idea make sure your quotes from the movie are right cuz its stupidly funny if you get them wrong

hey i know what that is… sandy plankton saw one once… he said it was… he called it… uh… a butt

Hey jellyman, did you die?

hey little fella, i shall call you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy. Oww bad squishy.

Hey little guy.
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy.
Come here squishy, come here little squishy, Coo chi coo chi coooo! OW!
Bad squishy, bad squishy – Dory

Hey look at me im gonna touch the butt
Dont Touch the Butt!!!!
(Whispers) he touched the but..

hey look turtles- dory

Hey look! scum angel!!

hey mr grumpy gills….what do you do when life gets you down….just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming what do you do you swim swim swim…i love to swim

Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills, Know what I do when I am down… just keep swimming just keep swimming, swimming swimming swimming.

Hey mr. grumpy gills, when life gets you down you know what you gotta do?~Dory I dont wanna know wht you gotta do~Marlin Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming, what do we do we swim,I love to SWIM!!!!!!!!

Hey there little guy (marlin speaks) I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

Hey there little guy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here, Squishy! Come here, little Squishy! Owww!!! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!

Hey there little guy. I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. _DORY_

hey yea….u shall be called squishy and you shall me mine and i will call u squishy….bad squishy bad squishy

hey! look a sqishy! i shall call him squishy and he shall be mineand he shall be my squishy! here squishy here squishy coo chi cochi coo… OW!! bad squishy bad!
~*$dOrY$*~

hey, do ya like impressions?

Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills! You know when gets ya down you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, Just keep swimming swimming….

HEY. Look at me. I’m going to touch the butt.

hey.. where is your son Fabio ITS NEMO!!!

Hi Mister Grumpy Gills

Hi, I’m Dory.

hi, my name is bruce

Hi, you can call me auntie Deb, this is my sister Flo…

hmmm i wonder where my class has gone

how dumb can you be, obviously not a true fan of finding nemo because people are using the name (clown fish) his name is MARLIN… get it right!

How’s it goin Bob!?

Huh i wonder where my class has gone

HUH .. NEMO TOUCHED THE BUTT

huh i wonder where the fuck joes fucking fat fucking shit ass bitch ass class has fucking raped to i mean gone

huh i wonder where the fuck joes fucking good fucking dam ass class has gone

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine…-Brucem,Chum, and Anchor

I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food!

I Am A Nice Shark….
No a mean eating machine….

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!!!

I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food.

I am a Pirana In the Amazon!- Darla

I LoVe MoLLy ScHeRpEnBeRg SoOoOoO MuCh!! *~ KeLLy MaRiE ~*

I never knew my father!

I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!!!!

i never newwww my father– ya thats the sexy dori.. my wun and ONLY

I remember it, I do. It’s there. I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it. And and I I look at you and i… i’m home. Please, I don’t want that to go away. I don’t wanna forget.~Dori

I saw a boat pass by a little while ago follow me! (Marlin follows Dori for awhile…Dori starts going in circles like follow the leader) STOP FOLLOWING ME! Marlin: I thought you were showing me where the boat was going! Dori: I saw a boat pass by a little while ago…Follow Me!

I saw you taking on the jellies… you have some serious thrill issues dude. -Crush

I seemed to have….uummm….missplaced mine.

I shall call him squishee, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishee!-dori

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy ~ Dory

I Shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy-Dory

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy. -Dory

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy!

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy.

i shall call him squishy, and he shall be ine, he shall be my squishy. bad squishy bad squishy

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. – Dory

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. -DORY

i shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy ~Dory

i shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy:) (dori says to little jelly fish) come here squishy come here … *ZAP* ow! BAD SQUISHY!

I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy.

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy.

I shall call him squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be…my squishy!

I shall call him Squishy. He shall be Squishy and he shall be my squishy. Dory

I Shall Call You Squishy, and you shall be mine you shall be my Squishy!!!

Owwww Bad Squishy!!!

Said By: Dory

I shall call you squisy and you shall be mine, and you shall be my squisy.

i shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy -dory

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy. -Dory

I shall name him Squishy, and he shall be mine!

I shall Name him Squshy He shell be mine He shall be My squshy..

I speak whale.

I want to touch it.

I will call him squishy and he will be mine, he will be my squishy

i will call him squishy, and he will be mine, he will be my squishy

I wish I could speak whale

I wish I could speak whale. -Dory

I’m a pirahna from the Amazon……(bite)-Darla

I’m a true blue -Dory

I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead, I died, I’m dead.

i’m h2o intolerant

I’M HAVING FISH TONIGHT!!!!!!!

I’m naturally blue!

I’m Obnoxious

I’m sorry can you come back later….we’re trying to escape!

if you ever need anything just ask your auntie deb, and if i’m not around you can always ask my sister, flo, hi flo, how are you, don’t listen to anything she says, she’s nuts

If you never let anything happen to him, then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little harpo. – Dory

im abnoxtious

Im getting a happy feeling… this is a big deal for me… im gonna be your best friend!! GOOD FEELING GONE!! -Marlin

im obnoxsous

in a wisper : he touched the butt

IM THePErsOn rating thE THiNgs X

Is the there not enough ocean for ya, huh huh huh

Is this some kind of joke? If it is, it’s not very funny. And I know funny! I’m a clownfish!

It is really annoying when people don’t use precision when quoting from a movie. Make sure you have the quote correct before you post it!

It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion.

It’s true, i forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family…. at least, I think it does….. where are they…….. Can I help you?

It’s tubular, ya know? You leave ’em out all alone on the sand to hatch, and then, coo coo cahoo, they find their way back to the big ole’ blue.

It’s wicked dak (dark with a New Your accent) down there… hey bob… so anyway…

its like wicked dark down there — hey fred

its not fin noggan totally…its… give me some fin nogan DUDDDEEE!!!

ITS NOT:we’re not eating here tonight we’re on a diet we’re on a diet
IT IS: YOU’RE NOT EATING TONIGHT YOU’RE ON A DIET The other on would make no sence … THINK ABOUT IT THERE is A BIG FISH TRYING TO EAt theM anD It CAnT …

Jac, I said no cleaning!… I am ashamed

Jelly’s??!!! Sweeeet! Totally!

jellyman, offspring, offspring, jellyman!

Just keep on swimming. keep on swimming,m keep on swimming swimming swimming!-Dory

just keep swimm-ing just keep swimm-ing

just keep swimming

just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming, swimming, swimming

Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimmming, wut do we do we love to swiiiiimmmm. ha haha ha we love to swiimmm!!!

Just keep swimming!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimmimg…Swimming, Swimming, Swimming!!!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming and you just swiiim!-Dori

just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming!!!!!!!!

just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming………..etc.! – Dory
Mine MIne MIne!

just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming

just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we swim, swim, swim!

JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING,JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING!!!!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, jut keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming…

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming

Just Keep Swimming, Swimming, Swimming what do we do we swim swim hohohohoho( operatic) i love to swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwimming

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming- Dory

just keep swimming,swimming,what do we do we swim,swim what we do is swim jus keep swimming just keep swimming what do we do we swim swim swim

Just keep swimming….Just keep swimming…swimming swimming….swimming…swimming~DOREY

kelie marieee shuttt upppppppppp

KEW KEW KA CHEW!!!

KNOCK! KNOCK! sorry your gonna have to come back later! We’re trying to escape!

Let go! You have to let go!

like totally dude

look at me im gonna go touch the butt!!

Look at me!

Look at me, I’m gonna go touch the butt!

look everybody, when dory is sleeping she says: yes, im a natural blue, not im naturally blue

Look your really cute but I can’t understand a word your saying – Marlin(Nemoas dad)

LOOK! i am making a scum angel

Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying. say the first thing again.

looks like we have an exchange student..i’m from the EAC dude!

Man, you’ve got some serious thrill issues, dude.

Mareln(in whale form) Thaaaaankyoooooou sirrrrrr. Dory: Wow, I whish I could speak whale

Marin:Its like he’s trying to speak to me i know it!

Gill:To the top of mount wanna-hock-a-loogie!

Marlin: It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion.

Dory: No. No, you can’t. …STOP! Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave…if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you! I do, look! P. Sherman, forty-two…forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I…and I’m home! Please…I don’t want that to go away. I don’t want to forget.
Marlin: I’m sorry, Dory. But I…do.

Dory: [while dreaming] Uhhh…. the sea monkeys have my money…. yes, I’m a natural blue…

Dory: Ahh! Something’s got me!
Marlin: That’s just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?!
Dory: Are… are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I’m your conscience. We haven’t spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can’t complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: [angler fish’s light approaches] Yes, I see… a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?

Crush: Coo-Coo-Cachoo

Sheldon: Wow, look at that!
Nemo: What is it?
Tad: Hey, my dad’s seen one of those. He called it a butt…
Pearl: wow, That’s a pretty big butt!

Marlin and Dory- no eating here tonight yeah no eating here tonight yeah ….Just Dory-You on a diet yeah

Marlin- Dory are ya’ hungry? Dory- Hungry? Marlin- yeah cause you’re about to eat my bubbles!!!

Marlin-Don’t tell me what to do..Ponyboy.
Ponyboy?
-You know, for a clownfish he isn’t that funny.
-Pity.

marlin-you wanna name them all now? ok, call this half marlin junior and that half coral junior, there done
coral-i like the name nemo
marlin-ok we’ll call one junior but i want most to be called marlin junior

Marlin: but u were just tellin me which way the boat went! DORY: iwas? Oh no! Marlin: look if this is a kind of practical joke its not funny! And i know funny im a clownfish. Dory : No i know its not funny but u see i suffer from a short tone memory loss! Marlin : SHORT TONE MEMORY LOSS? Dory: It runs through my family well at least i thik it does? UM! were r they????!!! Can I help u?

Marlin: Don’t tell me what to do..ponyboy!
Sheldon’s Dad: Ponyboy?

Marlin: Dori…
Dori: *Gasp* Who’s there?
Marlin: It’s me
Dori: Are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes, I’m your conscience… we haven’t spoken for a while. How are you?
Dori: Mm, can’t complain.
Marlin: Now Dori, tell me, do you see anything?
Dori: I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: Noo, I see it too…

Marlin: dory , do you see anything?
Dory:Whaaaa…somethings got me
Marlin: that was me , I’m sorry
Dory:Huh who’s that?
Marlin: Who’s that??? Who could it be, it’s me
Dory: Ar.. are you my conscience?
Marlin: Ye Ye ye yeh I am your conscience , we haven’t spoken for a while , how are you?
Dory: MMM.. can’t complain
Marlin: Yeh.. good. Now doy i want you to tell me :do you see anything?
Dory: I see a , I see a light
Marlin: A light?
Dory: yeh over there. Hey concsience! Am I dead?
Marlin: No i see it too! What is it?
Dory:It’s so pretty!
Marlin: I , i’m feeling happy which is a big deal for me
Dory : I want to touch it .. ohh
Marlin: Hey come back. Come on back here
Dory: I’m gonna getcha
Marlin: I’m gonna get you
Dory: I’m gonna getcha
Marlin: I’m gonna swim with you
Dory: I’m gonna getcha
Marlin: I’m gonna be you best friend
Dory : Ohh
( big ugly fish appears’
Marlin: Good feelings gone

Marlin: Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin: Yeah, I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. Look, it’s leaving! I’m gonna get you!
Dory: Come here!
[a big scary fish looms into view]
Marlin: Good feeling’s gone, AHH!

marlin: i promised i would never let anything happen to him.
dory: well thats a funny thing to promise. cuase if you never let anything happen to him, nothing would ever happen to him.

marlin: iiimmm gonna gettcha!

marlin: look at this! the water is half empty!
dori: i say it’s half full

Marlin: No eating here tonight yea! No eating here tonight yea!
Dory: No eating here tonight yea, cause your on a diet!

Marlin: No eating here tonight, yeah no eating here tonight….Dory joins in: No eating here tonight, Your on a Diiiet!

Marlin: Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin: [mesmerized] Yeah, I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me.
Dory}[mesmerized]: It’s so *pretty.* I want to touch it[does; the light bobs quickly away]., both: Ooh!
Marlin: Hey, come back! Come on back here! I’m gonna get you!
Dory: Come here!
Marlin: [singing] I’m gonna swim with you …
Dory: I’m gonna get you! I’m gonna get you!
Marlin: [singing] I’m gonna be your best friend …
[a big scary fish looms into view]
Marlin: Good feelings gone, AHH!

Marlin: that wasn’t funny..and believe me, i know funny! i’m a clown fish

Marlin: THHHAAANKKK YOOOUUUU!
Dory: Wow, I wish I could speak whale!

Marlin: Would somebody please give me questions.Impression fish: Would somebody please give me directions, blah, blah, blah, me, me, me, blah, blah, blah, blah, me, me, me.

Marlin:Dory, what do you see?
Dory: AHHHHHHHH, somethings got me!
Marlin: Sorry that was me.
Dory: HHHUU, whos that?
Marlin: Whos that who could it be?
Dory: Are you … are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yea yea. i am your conscience. We havent spoken for a long time. How are you?
Dory: Cant complain.
Marlin: Yea good. Now Dory i want you to tell me what do you see.
Dory: I see … I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yea over there.
Marlin: What is it?
Dory: Its so pretty.
Marlin: Im feeling happy which is a big deal for me.
dory: I want to tuoch it.
Marlin: happy feeling gone!

Marlin:Wait a minute , wait a minute. What is going on? You allready told me which way the boat was going!
Dory:I did? Oh no
Marlin:If this is some kind of practicle joke , IT’S NOT FUNNY! And I know funny! I’m a clownfish!
Dory:No it’s not! I know it’s not f.. I’m so sorry! See , I suffer from short term memory loss
Marlin:Short term memory loss? I don’t believe this
Dory:Nooo it’s true , I forget things allmost instantly , it runs in my family.
Well.. i mean.. i think it does… Ah.. hmm.. where are they?

Marlin:Would somebody please give me directions. Impression fish making fun of Marlin: Would somebody please give me directions. blah,blah,blah.

mate mate mate mate mate

mine mine mine mine

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

Mine….Mine….Mine….Mine

mister fish, did you diiee!?

Mnt. Wannahawkaloogy

Mr Fish did you die?-from little turtle

Mr. Fish, did you die?

My names dory, and here’s my story, I’m from the reef, and i don’t eat beef!

Nemo dont not touch that boat!!!

Nemo touched the butt!

Nemo’s Dad: How do you know when there ready?
Crush: You don’t its just when they know you know, you know….

Nemo’s dad: I feel happy which is good for me…
I’m gonna get ya….
Dory: I’m gonna get ya…

Nemo’s Dad: I promsied I would Never let anything ever happen to him….
Dory: That’s kind of a funny thing to promsie…
You can’t never let anything happen to him because then noting would happen to him….

nemo, who in gods name is fobeo?

Nemo: Dad, you’re not going to freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you? Marlin: Hey, that snail was about to charge!

nemos shwimmin out to shea

No Eatin Here Tonite, No eatin here tonite, No eating here tonite, your on a diet- (dory and marlin)

No eatin’ here tonight…you on a diet!

no eating here to night, no eating here tonight, no no no eating her tonght, you’re on a diet.

no eating here tonight oh no eating hear tonight you on a diet

No eating here tonight WOO eating here tonight no no no eating here tonight you on a diet- Dory

No eating here tonight, n-n-no eating here tonight, you’re on a diet

No eating here tonight, no eating here tonight you’re on a diet!

no eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight you on a DIIIIETTTT -Dory and Marlin singing

No eating here tonight, oh yes, no eating here tonight, your on a diet.

no eating here tonight, there is no eating here tonight, we’re on a diet.

No eating here tonight, woo! No eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight you on a diet!

No eating here tonight, woo, no eating here tonight. Youre on a diet!

No eating here tonight. No no eating here tonight, you on a diet!

no eating here tonight…ya…no eating here tonight..o no no no… your on a diet~dory

no eating here tonite no eating here tonite no no no eating here tontie you on a diet

no eating here tonite whoa no eating here tonite whoa no no no eating here tonite you on a diet

No eating here tonite, noo eating here tonite, no no no eating here tonite, you on a DIIIIET!

No hurling on the shell dude.. i just waxed it! *~ KeLL MaRiE ~*

No no no eating here tonight, HAY eating her tonight you on a diet YEA!

No WORRIES MAN!!!
– Crush

no, i will not lose you again

No, no it’s true! It runs in my family. At least, I think it does….hmm….where are they?

noggin….dude

Nope Nuthing in my noggin~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now everone else, think dirty!

now gimme some fin…noggin…duuuuuude – crush

now he’s doing the shoulder technique and root canaling!

obnoxious fish: i think it’s ah ah a butt…woooww…..he touched the butt

of course i like you. It’s because i like you i dont want to be with you. it’s a complicates emotion..

Oh guys, you made me ink myself

oh look im gonna touch the buuuuttt!

oh look, balloons, it really is a party.

oh my god! nemo’s swimming out to sea!

OH MY GOSH! Nemo’s swimming out to sea!

Oh ok, who are we gonna ask, the SPECK!?

Oh see that was a tough one, he either said to go to the back of the throat or do you want a root beer float

Oh! Hey there little squishy! You’re my little squishy! Coo chi coo chi coooo! OW! Bad squishy! – Dory

Oh, dont worry whales only eat krill. -Dory
Swim away!- Krill
Oh, look! Krill!-Dory

oh, introductions. Jelliman, offspring, offspring jelliman

Oh.. squishy, squishy, squishy, I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy..(touches the jellyfish) Bad squishy! Bad squishy!

oh..look at me.. im gonna touch the butt!::sneezes:: -Sheldon

oh..oh dear..not again..hmmm i suffer from short term memory loss, it runs in the family, or at least i think it does..where are they???

Ohh look!! his so cute! he will be mine and he will be called squishy…>>zzzz

ohh squishy. you are mine. i shall call you squishy and you will be my squishy.

Ohh you guys made me ink..

Ohh…You guys mad me ink!

ohhh You guys made me squirt!

Ohhh.. Oh no. See, I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does. (Pause) Hm. Where are they..?

Ok class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our superesophygeal ganglion to yourselves

OK has everyone got their exit buddies?

OKAY PPL YOU DID ALL THOSE QUOTES WRONG IF YOU HAVE A QUOTE MAKE IT PRICESE AND ACCURATE FOR EXAMPLE ( YOU ROCK SQUIRT) ITS *YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK SQUIRT* YOU RUINED THE WHOLE QOUTE ALL OF THEM . Advice: when you see a movie finding nemo has only been out for 2 weeks now watch movies twice to get the right quote right.

Okay, class! Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves! That means you, Jimmy!

Okay, he either said, move to the back of the throat, or he wants a root beer float.

Okay, we have 48 hours to make this tank dirty. So I want everyone to think dirty, disgusting thoughts.

one of my tentacles is actually *shorter* but you don’t really notice when i twirl

one of my tentacles is actually longer than the others but you don’t really notice when i twirl

OOO look at me…I’m gonna go touch the butt!-sheldon the seahorse

OOOh you guys you made me ink….pure genious comedy

oooohhhhh thats good!

Ooooohhh, let’s name the zones, the zones, the zones, let’s name the zones of the sea!!

Oui! Oui! Ces’t Bon.- Jaques

P. Sherman
42 Wallabee Ln
Sydney.
P. Sherman
42 Wallabee Ln
Sydney.
P. Sherman
42 Wallabee Ln
Sydney… -Dory

P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way sydney.See i remembered it.i can do it again.P.Shetman 24 Wallaby Way Sydney.I DID IT!I can do it again.P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.Were are you going? I’m going to P.Sherman 42 wallaby way Sydney.Hey you’re going there too?I’m going to P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.(ETC…)

Pearl: Hey…you guys made me ink..

Poor Chuckles

Remember, rip it, rll it, and punch it dude.- Squirt

richious, richiouse

Righteous Righteous!

RIGHTEOUS! RIGHTEOUS! YEAH!-Crush the turtle

SAVED YOUR LIFE!!…Aww you guys made me ink.

school of fish- come on! 8 legs kings of the sea!- dory- oh!! clam! clam! – school of fish – cloooooooooose enoguh!

Seagulls: Mine Mine Mine Mine !!!!!

see this tentacle? it’s actually SHORTER then all my other ones, but you can’t really tell. especially when I twirl them, like this

shark bait hoohoohaa

Shark bait oohaha

Shark bait Oohaha shark bait oohaha shark bait oohaha…………….enough with the oohaha.

Shark bait WHOHAHA

Sharkbait Hoo Ha Ha! Sharkbait Hoo Ha Ha!

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food.

Shhh Shhh Its ok daddy’s here…
I promsie I will never let anything happen to you NEMO….

shit

so the big blue..what’s it like?~yellow fish Big..and blue?~nemo I knew it!~yellow fish

sorry come back later we’re trying to escape -dory

SQUIRT: I know that dude! Its the Jellyman!
DORY:Go on. Jump on him!

Squirt: u rock dude! curl aay my son! ahh it’s awesome dude!

Squirt: WHOA! wow that was so cool!, hey dad did you see that, did you see me, did you see what i did! Crush: YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK SQUIRT!
so give me some fin, noggin,. ddddduuuuuuudddddddeeeeeee!!!!!! O INTRO! jellyman, offspring, offspring, jellyman! Squirt: jelly! sweeeeeeet Crush totally

Step #5: Bring a fish friend.

Take him to the top of Mt. Wannahawkaluggi.

teacher: first you must answer a scientific question..what do you live in?
nemo: a nem a nem a e….(cant say it)
teacher: alright dont hurt yourself

teacher: look an infentesable speck..GATHER

teacher: tttttttheresss nothing to see

THANKS DAVID PARKER FOR SUBMITTING YOUR PERFECT QUOTES TO THE MOVIE!!!! IT SEEMS SOME PPL HAVE A PROBLEM W/ GETTING THEM RIGHT….

that clown fish- u can read
dory- i can read? yeah i can read

That’s a big butt.

That’s the biggest butt I’ve ever seen!

that’s the shortest red light i’ve ever seen!

That’s the shortest redlight I’ve ever seen! – Peach

thats a big butt

The Kid Fish at School- look its a butt!!.. You wont touch the butt

The sea monkey stole my money. – Dory

The sea monkey took my money…zzz…yes I’m a natural blue

the sea-monkey has my money… yes i’m a natural blue

the seamonkey stole my money

There, there, there. It’s okay. Daddy’s here

These quotes suck! someone needs to start putting in the right quotes. you’re gonna ruin the movie!

think dirty thoughts…

This is my squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy!

To the top of Mount Wanna-Hock-A-Loogie- Gill

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.

Totally awesome dud

Totally awesome dude

Totally Gnarly Dude- Crush(Green Turtle)

u guys u made me ink-pearl

u know we still have to name them…what now??…ok we’ll call that half coral junior and that half marlin junior….i like nemo…

we did it, we did it, oh yea yea yea, no eating here tonight, woo, eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight, you on a diet. marlin and dory

we’re not eating here tonight we’re on a diet we’re on a diet

We’re having fish tonight!

welcome to mount wannahaukalougi

welcome to Mt. wanna-Hauk-a-Lugi

Well…i dont think ive ever eaten a fish~Dory
Way to go mate!~Sharks
Wow, im glad i got that off my chest~Dory

What is it with men and asking for directions?

Whats wrong MR GRUMPY GILLS is the sea not big enough for you?huh?huh?

When I look at you, I’m home

When I look at you, I’m home. ~Dory

When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?
Just keep swimming,Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming swimming, swimming
-Dory

When life gets you down..Just keep swimming..swimming..swimming.
-Dory

when life’s got you down all you have to do is swim, swim, swim, swim, just keep on swimming

when they know you’ll know ya know?

Who is it? Sorry you’re gonna have to come back later, we’re trying to escape! -Dory

Who needs fronds when you’ve got anemones.

Who’s touching me!!! ITS ME! ohh…..am i dead?? NO!….are you my concience?! YES IM UR CONCIENCE!!….hey i see a light! so do i! i see it!! its so pretty! it makes me feel…happy!!!………..good feelings gone…….

Whoa He Tounched the Butt….

Whoa, dude! Mr. Turtle is my father. – Crush

Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. The names Crush.

whoever that kid is, he’s really mean. Nearly none of the quotes are wrong, beotch!

why don’t we just fry’em up now, and serve’em with chips?

Will you quit it? I’m trying to swim here. What , the ocean aint big enough for ya or something like that? huh? you got a problem buddy? huh? huh? do ya, do ya, do ya? You want a piece of me? yeah, yeah, ooh im scared now, woah. stop following me okay!

a boat? hey! ive seen a boat, it passed by not too long ago. It, it went ummm it went this way, it went this way follow me!

i did? ohhh no….

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

woaaaah! Nemo’s gonna touch the bot!

Woah, no hurling on the shell dude… just waxed it.

Would you just SHUT UP!!! You’re rats with wings!

Would you just shut up?! You’re rats with wings!

wow I wish I could speak whale…

wwwwwwiiiillll yyoooouuuuu heeeelppppp uuuuuusssss fiiiiiindddd hiisss ssssonnnn

Ya know, for a clown fish he really isn’t very funny

yes i’m a natural blue, are you gonna eat that?

Yes I’m a natural blue-Dory

Yes I’m a natural blue.

Yes I’m a natural blue. (said while character was sleeping)

Yes im a natural blue -dory

yes im a natural blue, are you gonna eat that?

yes, I am natural blue -dory

yes, i’m a natural blue.

Yes, I’m a natural blue. – Dory

You guys made me ink

You have serious thrill issues, dude!

You have some serious thrill issues, dude

you know for a clown fish he’s really not that funny … (pause)… pity.

you know what u have to do when life gets u down…. what… swim!! just swim …just keep swimming swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming

You know what you do when life gets you down? Just keep swimmin, just keep swimmin, just keep swimmin swimmin swimmin. What do we do we swim swim…HAHAHAHAHA i love to swimming. When your LOVE to swim u can’t stop….quote sung by dory

you know…ur really cute! but i dont know what ur saying!!!

You made me ink!

You made me ink!!!!

you people have tooo much time on your hands to remember all of this!

YOU ROCK SQUIRT!

You see I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. Atleast I think it does. Hmm. Where are they…Hi I’m Dory.

You see this tentacle? Its actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell, especially when i twirl them like this! Im H2O intolerant ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Im Obnoxious~

You see this tenticle? It’s actually shorter than all the others. But you can really tell… Expecially when I twirl them like this.

You so totally rock squirt. give me some fin, noggin, dude!

YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK SQUIRT..GIMME SOME FIN!..NOGIN!…DUDE

You so totally rocked squirt. Give me some fin. Nogin. Duuuude.

You think you can do these things but you can’t you just cant NEMO!!!

you were like, whoa. and then i was like, whoa. and then you were like whoooooaa

You’re on a diet!

Your going to have to come back later…we are trying to escape.

[Dory gasps and watches a pelican fly with its mouth open straight towards them]
Dory: DUCK!
Marlin: [looks up] That’s not a duck, it’s a……….. [gasps] PELICAN!

[Large explosion occurs underwater with a small bubble reaching the surface, popping next to Pelican 1. Pelican 2 looks at him, upset.]
Pelican 2: [Disgusted] Nice.
[Flies away]

[Tank-Gang watch Darla shake Nemo in the plastic bag]
Deb: Oh No!
Gill: Quickly! To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

[Marlin sees Squirt tossed out of the current and starts to swim after him]Crush: [stopping Marlin] Whoa, kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.Squirt: [after swimming back into the current] Whoa! Whoa, that was so cool! Hey, dad, did you see that?! Did you see me?! Did you see what I did?!Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some noggin’! [they bump heads] Fin! [they slap fins] Duuuude. Oh! Intro! Jelly Man, Offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.Squirt: Jellies?! Sweeeeet.Crush: Totally.Marlin: Well, apparently, I must’ve done something you all liked, uh… dudes.Squirt: You rock, dude! [he bumps heads with Marlin]Marlin: Ow.Crush: Curl away, my son! Aw, it’s awesome Jelly Man. Lil’ dudes are just eggs, leave ’em on the beach to hatch and koo koo kachoo, they find their way back to the big ol’ blue.Marlin: All by themselves?Crush: Ch-yah!Marlin: But, but, dude, how do you know when they’re ready?Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you’ll know, ya know?

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