(1)What’re you in for?(2)Moleseting a dead horse.(1)Well..I cant see whats so wrong with that…..did the horse object?
–Address?
–Seven.
–Guess you’ll be movi’ in with me.
–Thanks, Cal. Look at the bright side. You won’t have to bother dusting anymore.
–I can see you’re disappointed.
–No, not at all. A little speckling and some napalm and this place could make a nice mausoleum.
–What did you say you name was?
–Nostradamus.
–Nostra Damus? I love the Fightin’ Irish.
–You feel like making a statement?
–A statement? Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
1) Take your pants off! 2)I don’t even know your name. 1) Bend over! 2) Ben?! Nice to meet you! Victor Hugo.
1)Sir this is a restricted area! 2)I’m happy for ya,most people live in terrible neighborhoods.
1-Take your pants off.2-What I dont even know your name!1-Bend over.2-Ben? Nice to meet you Ben. Victor Hugo…….
1.Irwin Fletcher, Irwin M. Fletcher, Irwin Mohatma Fletcher. 2.Address? 1. Seven.
1:Were y’all doin’ drugs?
2:Just Bogle.
1:Bogle? What’s Bogle?
2:It’s a very popular drug. Made from grapes.
1:You’re under arrest.
2:What’s the charge?
1:Pissin’ me off.
2:Is that a felony or a misdimeanor?
1:[name], answer your phone.
2:In and Out Burger, may I take your order?
A: And you are?
B: I are pissed!
All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.
Are you the head honcho?
Becky was a good girl and didn’t need to be spanked…dammit.
Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.
Folks ain’t home. Cross won’t burn. Hell, it ain’t like it used to be.
Hello. My name is Peter Lemonjello. You’re house is on fire.
Hey Betty, How about lunch at the In and Out Burger? Ok, how about just the in and out? Ok, how about just the in.
I be calculus…And you are?……Geometry F..and Trigonmometry Ross
I believe Louisana is the Pelican State.
I don’t know how to thank you. Praise the Lord.
I know that you have sinned in your life!
I never liked guns, especially when they’re pointed at me.
I’ll give you a hint………..Milwaukee,Wisconsin…..Ed Harley? Harley & Davidson Motorcycles…..2-No shit?
I’ll give you a hint…Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I’ve been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat.
It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong. I am NOT a big man.
Jump up, turn arround and pick a bail of cotton.
Lets welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot
Over the years, I found Mr. underhill’s credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.
Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you’re from!
Sheriff: You care ta make a statmunt?
Fletch: (Sighs) Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
Southern Belle (to Fletch): They sure do love you Colonel.
Fletch (looking at her bosom): And I love them, too!
The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.
These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!
They multiply by masturbation.
We’re Greeks! We dance. We break plates. We’re clumsy!
What can I do to you, for you
When I got back there was a cozy fire in the fireplace…and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.
You promised me a vacation…..after you write the sewer story……..
You shouldn’t wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look slutty.
You’re cute! what’s your name little lady?…….. Peggy Lee, Peggy Lee Zorba
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