1: I have gas right now like you wouldn’t believe.
2: Ok, that’s a little more information than I needed to know.
1: I was wondering if tonight, you know, we could get together and just have sex?
2: Can I bring my boyfriend?
1: There are four stages of consciousness development.
2: I suppose you’re like stage four.
1: No man, I’m stage one.
All women are lesbians.
Freak- I used to think that the most degrading thing you could do to a girl was fuckin her in the ass. But it’s gotta be tit fucking……tit fucking is the most degrading thing you could do to a girl.
He thinks he can weigh you with his tongue.
Hey, I hear you’re into threesomes.
I can’t think of a single movie that can’t be improved with a lesbian sex scene.
I don’t attract psychotic women– I make women psychotic.
That’s not a microwave, that’s a lava lamp.
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