craig: u need a whig dana: u need a job
#1: You want some of this too, old man!? #2: NO!
(Craig) What I’m trippin on is, how u gunna sell bud if you smoke it?
(Smokey) I don’t know, thats my only problem
(Eazal) You could have you knife back, cuz i steal, i don’t kill !
(Graig is high) You a funny looking nigga. (Smokey) hey hey craig i don’t do that gay shit man. You want me to go get sugar from my house or what? (Graig sounds reeaally high) YES!!!
(Graig) Look she bending over again!!!
(Graig) Man, you all hype. (Smokey) Huh? (Craig) You all hype.
(Smokey) Damn man, there ain’t nothing wrong with smoking weed man. This shit come from the earth. God put this here for me….and you. Take advantage man….take advantage
(Mrs. Jones) Now Graig you know what your problem is? You have no game. (Graig) What you know about game? I got ALL the game. (Mrs. Jones) Now your father he got game.
(Smokey pops into Craigs window) Break yourself fool!! (Graig) Look what you did to my curtian. You better watch your window before you get blasted on.(Smokey) With what you aint got nothing, man? (Graig pulls out a gun from his drawer and points it to Smokeys head) With this. (Smokey) Man where u get that from? (Craig) Your momma (Smokey) Fuck you (Craig) Fuck you (Smokey) stop playing on come on outside man (Craig) Hold up i got to get dressed (Smokey) Hurry up (Craig) dont tell me to hurry up
….Person(1): I’ll remember that Person(2): Remember it, write it down, take a picture I don’t give a fuck!!
1) Decided to smoke with the big dogs eh Smokey?
2) You ain’t showing me nuttin’ new esay, socoto meneta no monato!
1) Shut up and take a hit!
2) Smoke Dogg baby, remember that shit! Been smokin’ since I was 2!
–Takes a nasty hit–
1) No holmes serio, take it easy!
2) I know what I’m doing man! Shut the fuck up!
–Takes another nasty hit–
2) What’s this?!
1) It’s angel dust holmes!
1)did u go 2 tha club last night? 2)no 1)well my sister in-laws baby cousin tracy sed she saw u last night & u wuz all huuuugged up wiv some TRAMP! 2)your sister in-laws baby cousin tracy’s a god damn…she a liar!
1)Go to the store and buy me some cigarettes.2) Wait wait wait, wheres the money.2)This aint enough.1) Well make it enough.
1)Smokey you know i aint the smartest man in the world but, from over here it looks like you taken a shit. hey look between me and you man when your done, ill clean all that shit up for you for two dollars uugh. 2)hey Ezel 1)what? 2)you better not tell nobody man 1)man im not man 2)keep it on the downlow. 1)alright im not like that..lala..HEY SMOKEY’S BACK HERE TAKEN A SHIT. 2)EZEL 1)well i aint gonna tell anbody else.
1-Scuse me brotha. What we call drugs at the 74th street Baptist CHUCH….we call it sinny siiiiiiiin sin. 2-Well round heah…between normandy and weston..we call this heah a lil twenny twen twen…N*GGA!
1.(whispers)Craig…Craig…, let me borrow your VCR right quick 2.No, bye! 1. come on I need to dub a tape 2. NO!!! 1. Its the MAC!
1.)What is that on your leg? 2.)I don’t know, must be yogurt or something
2)Bye Mrs. Ho
1)It’s Mrs. Ho-Key Mother Fucker!
ah my neck, my neck and my back
AH! My neck! My back! My neck and my back!
All you do is smoke weed!
Are you high Craig?
AVEEEDAA!! AVEEEDAA!! Dats OK… She’ll be back, Another cwaylow… she’ll love me in da mornin’. Aint dat right frank? – Smokey to Dana
Baby you know I luv yo’ mama
Betta’ put some water on that damn shit!
Big Worm- Smokey u got mah money. Smokey- yeah i got yo money. and i dont appreciate u sendin ya boys down wit dem guns. Big Worm- man dont try to act all tough. im stoppin by tomorrow to pick up the money. Smokey- yea u do that. and dont sell me no mo’ shit neither. im down wit this shit. im goin to rehab (hangs up fone)(talks to camera) I WAS JUST BULLSHITTIN AND U KNO THIS MAN!
Big worm: first of all, Don’t be calling here like you some straghit up g, cause i cut your balls off and hand them to you, partner. I’ve been warning you too many times about my money, smokey. It’s the principle of the whole thing. there’s principalities in this.
Big Worm: Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions
Smokey: WORRRMM!
Craig
Craig and Smokey: Hi Mrs.Parker. Mrs.Parker:Hi Boys. Smokey:When u gonna let me fuck Mrs.Parker. Mrs.Parker: wut u say honey. Smokey: Nothing.
Craig! Daddy callin’ you!
Craig’s Dad: You think you’re a man with that (gun) in your hands.
Craig: I’m a man without it.
Craig’s Dad: You’re a man with these (puts up his fists)
You win some, you lose some, but you live son…you live to fight
another day.
Craig’s Mom: you know what you’re problem is? you ain’t got no game! Craig: I got ALL the game.
Craig: How you goin’ sell weed, and you smoke it? Smoky: I don’t know, that’s my only problem.
Craig: We ain’t got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar!? Damn! Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!
Craig:Thats your problem you allways playin. you walk up and down the streets all day playin. you think he playin about his money. he aint playin. and you don dragged me into this he know where my momma stay he know where your momma stay. you said he had a gun when you seen him right? SmokeY:yeah. Craig:Well name one person in the hood who play like that
DAAAMMMN!
Dammmmmmnn miss parker finner than a motherfucker!!!!
dana: u need to hook up them clippers & get tha back of that neck craig: oh don’t even talk wiv all the horses missin’ their hair round here!
DAT BITCH SAID SHE LOOK LIKE JANET JACKSON…..SHE COME OVA HERE LOOKIN LIKE FREDDY JACKSON!!!
Don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER come by here.
every time ah come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! in the gard -damn refrigerator, eating all the chicken, all the parly greens, i want some chicken, ah like chitterlings, ah like pigs feet!
every time i cum in the kitchen u in tha kitchen in tha god damn refrigerator eatin all the food, all the chicken, all the pig’s feet all the colly greens. I want sum of those pig feet!!
Every time I’m in the kitchen you in the kitchen
Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin’ up all the food. ALL the chitlins… ALL the pig’s feet… ALL the colleygreens… ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins… I like pigs FEET!
everytime i come in the kitchen….u in the kitchen! in the god’t damn refrigerator…..eatin up all the food!!!
everytime i ome in the kitchen….u in the kitchen! in the god’t damn refrigerator…..eatin up all the food!!!
Ezel: I seen it was open, so I said fuck it
Ezel:Yo! Smoky back here takin’ a shit! Smoky: EZEL!!!! Ezel: Well, I ain’t goin’ tell nobody else.
F*ck u motha f*cker, u think your slick.. gon ask me for some money… well ask that b*tch for some money!!!!
Felisha(clapping): Craig! Craig! Craig: WHAT?!? Felisha: Let me borrow your VCR…I wanna dub a tape. Craig: HELL NAW! Felisha: It’s The Mack! Joy: Uh-uh! Who the fuck is that? Ya think ya slick…gone come ova here and ask for some money…well ask THAT bitch fo-some-mon-ey!
Give me three and a half minutes….maybe even fo’. She’ll be wantin’ to MARRY a nigga.
Goddamn! You got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off.
Graig: Damn man, this bud is kicking in. (Smokey)Hey craig don’t start trippin man.(Graig sounds high) Smoke…….i ain’t trippin
He gone cry in the car.
hey hey hey hey hey what are you doing-im throwin this away we aint even got no milk-boy you better put some water on that damn shit
Hey, I know you don’t smoke weed. I know this, but I’m gonna get you high today. It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do!
how come… everytime i come in the kitchen… you in the kitchen… eatin’ up all the food?
How your ass feel Mr. Jones?
I got mind control over Debo, he be like, shut the fuck up! I be quiet, but when he leaves, I be talkin’ again.
I got mind control over Debo. He be like shut the f*ck up. I be quiet, but when he leaves, I be talkin again.
I heard from my sister’s baby cousin Tracy that you was at the show last night, all hugged up with some ho! Now I want to know, who is she?
I know baby, I be fogettin’…you got to remind me.
I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this, but ima get you high today, cuz its friday, you aint got no job and you aint got shit to do.
I know you dont smoke weed but i am gonna get you high today
I LOVE pigs feet!
I smelled your shit for 22 years, and you can’t smell mine for 5 minutes?
I STEAL I dont KILL
I Steel, I dont heal!!
I was just bullshitin’….. and you know this……. MAN!!!
I’d knock the dust off that pussy!
I’ll just tuck mine in.
I’m suein yo as for $150000….or we could settle it outta court right here for $20
ima get u high today cuz its friday you aint got no job and u aint got shit to do
It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and we ain’t got shit to do.
its friday i m get u high today cuzz its friday u aint got no job &u aint got shit ot do
its friday u aint got no job and you aint got shit to do
Its Friday you ain’t got no job and you don’t got shit to do
J-O-B.
janet jackson… look more like freddie jackson to me.
Janet Jackson…bitch got outta the car look more like Freddie Jackson!
Just give me three and a half minutes, maybe even four. She’d be one of the marrier nigga.
Mammmma! Damn Smoke, whatchu doin’ bangin’ on the door like you da damn po-lice! I’am in here on the phone!
man we gonna get u high! cuz its friday…u aint got no job…and u aint got shit 2 do!
Man, I ain’t trying to be no dog catcher. I don’t even like dogs.
That’s the beauty of it. I take a dog…and I choke him….bang, bang, bang,
all day long foot up a dog’s ass. That’s my pleasha.
Whatever man.
At the first of the month rent is due. If you ain’t got nothin to put on the
table you ain’t got to worry about catchin a dog. You gotta worry about a
dog…catchin yo ass!
Man, I got mind control over Deebo. He be like shut the fuck up. I’ll be quiet, but when he leaves, I’ll be talking again!
MAN,HOW YOU GET FIRED ON YOUR DAY OFF?
Messin’ with my money, is like messin’ with my emotions!
mind your buisness
My grandma gave me that chain! If it was ya’ll I woulda helped ya’ll!
My grandmother gave me that chain.
Now i know you dont smoke weed, i know this but im going to get you ihgh today because its friday you aint got a job adn you aint got shit to do..
Now, smokey, I ain’t the smartest man but from here it looks like you’re takin’ a shit.
number one or number two? Number two. (door slams)
Oh I’m hurt! My neck, my back, my neck and my back! Oh I am suin’ ya’ll!
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions
Pops is trippin. You know I wouldn’t trip. He want me to ask for my bike back.
What bike?
The one I let you borrow three weeks ago. The one I keep askin about.
Oh, that bike. I didn’t know you wanted it back homie.
Yeah, it’s like it’s bofe ours, we’ll just keep it down at my house.
Pops talking about kicking you out again?
pops: every time i come in the kitchen, your in the kitchen,in the god damn refrigator, eatin up all the fodd, all the chicken, all the pigs feet all the somptin, all the collard greens, i want some of those chittlins, i love pigs feet.
POPS: You kids now a days, wearin’ your pants half off your ass, and smokin’ them tweeds!
puff puff give! Don’t fuck up rotation!
Puff Puff Pass….
Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You’re fuckin’ up the rotation.
Remember it, write it down, take a picture – I don’t give a fuck.
Right it down . . . Take a picture . . . I don’t give a fuck.
runner: Hiya guys
Craig and Smokey: HEY
Smokey: Her Mama got ass to,giveme 3 1/2 minutes maybe 4 she be wantin to marry a nigga
Craig: who her mama
Smokey: Yeah, Older the berry sweeter the juice
Craig: Man it’s the older the berry the sweeter the juice
Smokey:Yeah, well she blacker than a mothefucker too.
runner: Hiya guys Craig and Smokey: HEY Smokey: Her Mama got ass to,giveme 3 1/2 minutes maybe 4 she be wantin to marry a nigga Craig: who her mama Smokey: Yeah, Older the berry sweeter the juice Craig: Man it’s the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice Smokey:Yeah, well she blacker than tha mothefucker too.
She blacker than a mother-fucker too.
She said she look like Janet Jackson, Bitch got outta the car lookin’ more like Freddie Jackson!
She said she looked like Janet Jackson. It’s more like Freddy Jackson.
SMOKEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY
Smokey: Craig what the fuck you doing stealing boxes from work? What the fuckin you trying to build a cluuuuub house?
Smokey: Momma open up…momma (smokeys mom) Damn smoke stop knocking on the door like you the damn police, im on the phone. (smoke) i left my key !! (smokey to craig) shes always talking shit.
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig: Man, it’s the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig: Man, it’s the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.
Smokey: What is this? This ain’t enough.
Smokes Mom: Make it enough.
Smokey: Yeah man we got about 200 dollars
Debo: I got about 200 dollars
Smokey: You gotta be a stupid mothafucka to get fired on yo day off! what you stealing boxes fo? You tryin to build a club house?
Smokey:break yo self fool!
Smoky:Yeah,older the berry the sweeter the juice.Craig: Nigga, it’s the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. Smoky: Aw, well she blacker than a muthafucka too.
That’s my bike punk!
That’s yo ass, Mr. Postman!
thats my dog! thats my dogg! thats my dog!
the older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
-man, it’s the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.-
yeah, well, she’s blacker than a motha fucker too!
The word for today, is JOB. J-O-B!
Well FUCK U!!! Half dead motherfucker
Whassup big perm, I mean big worm?
What chu’ gon’ do with all them boxes Craig? Build a club house?
What the fuck you stealin’ boxes for? You tryin’ to build a clubhouse? I know you didn’t go out like that!
What up Big Perm? I mean Big Worm?
What’s up Craig? What’s up SmoKEY!?
Whatcha you doin’ stealin’ boxes for? Whatcha tryin’ to build a clubhouse?
whats up smokey? what ya’ll smokin on? Huh? nuthin. what u want Felisha? Oh, I needa borrow yo car rite quick. What kinda shit is that? Most people wanna borrow sugar, or even ketchup. You wanna borrow my car? HELL NO, get tha hell on Felisha. Well let me borrow a joint? You need to borrow a job, wit yo broke ass. Get tha hell on. I’m gonna remember that. Remember it, write it down, take a picture, i don’t give a FUCK!
When we gonna fuuuck?
where yo momma at, my momma is in las vegas with her boyfreind, oh, so yall thrwin a party over here, oh shit party over here!
Who else wants a piece of Debo
Who is that creepin like that? Drive By!!!
Who’d you go to the show with last night?
Who’d you go to the show with last night? I didn’t go to the show. You ain’t gotta lie Craig, you ain’t gotta lie! I ain’t lying! Well my sista in law baby mama’s cousin Tracy said she saw you last night hugged up wif some TRAMP! Your sista in law baby mama’s cuzin, she a got damn lie! Well just tell her, WHOEVER she is, when I see her, I’m gonna kick her ASS!
Worm: wuch you want boy? fat boy: wuch you got? Boy what the you want? Gimme some chilli frito’s
Ya’ll ain’t never got two things that match, ya’ll got peanut butter, no jelly. Kool-aid, no sugar. Ham, no burger. Damn!
ya’ll dont have nuttin that goes together u have kool-aid no sugar peanut butter no jelly ham no burger
Yeah! Cook it up!
You A mack, Macaroni
you ain’t catching no crackhead
You ain’t go to Lieee Craig, You ain’t got to LIEEE.
you aint got to lie craig u aint got to lie!
You got fired for stealing boxes? What you tryin to do build a clubhouse??
You got knock the fuck out mannnnnn!!!!!
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT MAN!!Ya pay backs a mathafu**a aint it nigga!!
You got knocked the fu
You got knocked the fuck man!Give me my god-damn money!Paybacks a motherfucker aint it!NIGGA!
you got knocked the fuck out… ya shoulda been bobbin’ and weevin’
You got to be a stupid mothafucka to get fired on yo’ day off!
You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
you just got knocked the fuck out
You know I luv yo mama!
You smokin my shit?
You want some koolaide?…Man you know I want some koolaide!
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