(1) do you think this is what i am?? i am a profesional fucking theif i do not kill anybody i dont have to and i most certainly do not rape women.
(1) gad damn it what the hell do you want?? (2) what do you think i want you mean old bastard? i wanna fuckin room
–What did the TV say?
–They’re going to apprehend us in about 48 hours.
–What have you been doing?
–Sightseeing.
…Psycho’s? Did they look like pyscho’s? They were vampires. Psycho’s do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don’t care how fucking crazy they are!
…psychos, did they look like psychos–is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos DO NOT explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are.
1) Where are you taking us?
2) Mexico.
1) What’s in Mexico?
2) Mexicans
1)Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
2)You mean like a Time-Life book?
1)wh, what the, hell do you want!? 2)what do you think i want you mean old bastard i want a fuckin room!
1)what are you so agitated about? 2)im still stewin about that ape laying his hand on me. 3)what are you going to do? 4) well im gonna finish this bottle and then im going to bust it over his melon fucking head.
1)What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.
2)He’s right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
1)What do you think momma would say? 2)She wouldn’t say anything….she’s dead
1-i’m sorry to hear that. what were they, psychos?
2-did they look like psychos? they were fuckin’ vampires. psychos don’t explode when sunlight hits ’em…
1. What’s going on? 2. There’s a bikini contest and you just won!
1.) You can be my slave. And at my command, you will lick the dog shit from my boot heel. 2.) No thanks. I already had a wife!
A. Do they have they have a waterbed? B. Nope. A. Do they have cable? B. Nope. A. Do they have the x-rated channel? B. Nope. A….What do they got? B. Four walls and a roof, that’s all we need.
AD LINE: Vampires. No Interviews.
all right vampire killers… lets kill some fucking vampires.
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Boy, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don’t they?
Don’t try running because I’ve got six little friends, and they can all run faster than you.
everybody be cool!..you…be cool…
EVERYBODY BE COOL. YOU BE COOL
Everybody be cool. You be cool
Everybody be cool. You, Be cool.
Everybody be cool. You…be cool!
Everybody be cool….YOU…be cool.
fight now,cry later
God-DAMN, that was intense… Oh, baby, we did it, we are in mexico- WE’RE FUCKING IN MEXICO YOU LITTLE PIECE’A FUCKIN’ SHIT! COME ON!
Hi, how ya doin? Enjoying it? I hope so.
I am a fucking theif, I don’t kill people I don’t have to and I don’t fucking rape women. What you are doing here is not how it is done you understand me.
I could do that for you if you want me to… you know what you said before.
I DIDN’T MOUTH HELP US!!!
i didnt say do what i do I said do what I say.
I hope you find the happiness in dealth I could not give you in life.
I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book.
I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fuckin bastard.
i may be a bastard,but im not a fucking bastard!
I never said do as i do, i said do as I say
I said plant yourself. Plants don’t talk.
I was in Nam. In ’72. I was trapped behind enemy lines.
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, FUCK IIIIIIIIIT!!!
Igrwnd ma teef…. I grind my teeth
It’s not suicide if you’re already dead.
kate honey, i may be a bastard. but i’m not a fuckin’ bastard.
Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?
Richard: Uhh… sure.
No thanks. I’ve already had a wife.
Now I don’t want to do it, but I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch if I think you are fucking with me!
O.K. hard drinkers …. let’s drink hard …. I’ll buy
O.K. ramblers ……. let’s get rambling.
Ok Ramblers, let’s get ramblin’.
Ok ramblers… let’s get ramblin’ !!!
Pete: Aint there a law against retards serving the public?
Ranger Earl: Well if there aint, there oughtta be.
Pete: Aint there a law against retards serving the public?
Ranger Earl: Well if there aint, there oughtta be. Somebody shoulda hit that boy over the head and sold the milk.
Pete: You should sue. You could own that place.
Earl: Hell Pete, what would I want with that grease pit. ‘Cides, Nadine’s got her own cross to bare…with that potatoe head. Yes sir, somebody shoulda hit that boy over the head and sold the milk.
Psychos? Did they look like psychos? Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!
Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin’ pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don’t have it, you don’t want it!
Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin’ pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don’t have it, you don’t want it! Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny!_____If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere,…. fuck it!!
Ramblers, let’s get ramblin’.
Richie, would you eat my pussy for me?
richy, can you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me, please?
Rule #1. You make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise. You have a question, Mr. 44 has your answer. You understand? Hostage: Yes. Seth: Good, Rule #2. You do what we say, when we say it, because if you don’t, see Rule #1. And don’t try to fucking run from us, because I have 6 little friends in here that run hell of a lot faster than you.
Seth Gecko :
You and your family could all live forever or die this second…and I don’t give a shit which !
seth gecko: now, is my shit together, or is my shit together?
richard gecko: your shit is forever together!
Seth: LOW PROFILE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORDS LOW PROFILE!?
Seth: So, what’s the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He’s my son.
Seth: Yeah, how’d that happen? You don’t look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.
Seth: We need to get our asses into Mexico tonight. Where’s the woman? Richie: What woman? Seth: The woman. The hostage. The fucking hostage. Richie, where is she? Richie: In there. Seth: What the hell is she doing in there? Richie: I can explain. Seth: Yes. Explain. I need an explanation. What is the matter with you?
Seth:Now I don’t want to hear any shit about I don’t believe in vampires because I don’t believe in fucking vampires but I believe in what I saw and what I saw was fucking vampires so do we all agree that what we are dealing with are vampires?
Seth:Were you giving that pig signals? Clerk:No Seth:He said you were scratching Clerk:I wasn’t scratching Seth:You calling him a liar? Clerk:No I’m just saying if I did scratch I don’t remember scratching and if I did it’s not because I’m giving him signals it’s because I’m scared fucking shitless now you asked me to act natural I’m acting natural I should get a fucking academy award for acting natural, you tell me to get him out of here and I’m doing my best.
sex machine:so whats your name darlin?
kate:kate. whats yours?
sex machine: sex machine,pleased to meet you.
Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a fucking 4-H club.
So which are you? Faithless preacher or are you a mean motherfucking servant of God?
Started off down at the Blue Chip. Nadines out sick..They got that mongoloid boy workin the grill.
Take advantage of our pussy sale! Buy once piece of pussy, and you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! If you find pussy cheaper pussy anywhere else…..FUCK IT!!!!!!!
That is not fucking that. *cocks gun* This is fucking this.
That woman wouldn’t have said shit if her mouth was full of it.
That’s a matter of opinion and I don’t give a fuck about yours.
That’s not fucking that. This is fucking this.
They look like psychos, is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are.
We have the largest variety of pusyy. We have big pussy, small pussy, smelly pussy. We have flapping pussy, Nalga hide pussy. If you buy one piece of pussy at regular price, you get a second piece of pussy for a penny. If you can find a better bargain than that. FUCK IT!!!
Well does anyone have any silver?…….OK, so who cares.
Well, it’s been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin’ day every inch of the way.
What did I tell you? Buy the road map and leave.
What do you think I want you mean old bastard. I want a fucking room.
When are you gonna realize pete that those microwave dinners are gonna kill you faster than a bullet.
Who knows what’s goin’ on inside the mind of a Goddamn Mongoloid?
Your best better get a Hell of a lot fucking better, or you’re gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse
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