(1) What can we get for ten dollars?
(2) Anyting you want. Anyting, everyting.
(Just before he blows his own brains all over the wall in front of the sentry.) M-14, gas-operated, magazine-fed, air–cooled, shoulder weapon; seven point six two…. Full…. Metal…. Jacket…. BANG!!
–Gomer Pyle!
–Jesus H. Christ. You’re not a writer! You’re a killer!
–A killer, yes, sir!
1) Private Joker, are you tryin to offend me? 2) SIR NEGATIVE SIR! SIR, the private feels that any answers he gives is wrong, and the senior Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir.
1) What’s your excuse? 2) Excuse for what? 1) I’m askin the goddamn questions here you got that? 2) Sir yes sir! 1) Well thank you very much! Now may I be in charge for a while?
1) ARE YOU A FAGGOT, BOY? 2) No sir. 1) BULLSHIT! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!!
1) Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
2) No, Sir.
1) What! You tell me you believe in the Virgin Mary, boy!
2) I’m sorry, Sir. But I don’t.
1) You tell me you believe in the Virgin Mary, boy, or I’m going to pop your God damned eye balls out and skull fuck you!
1) Do you like that name, Private Snowball! 2) Sir Yes Sir! 1) Well I’ll tell you something you won’t like, they do not serve Watermelon and Kentucky Fried Chicken in my Mess Hall!
1) How do you shoot women and children? 2) You don’t lead them as much!
1)Did your parents have any kids that lived? 2)Sir Yes Sir! 1)Boy I bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What’s your name, scumbag? 2)Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir! 1)Lawerence? Lawerence of Arabia? 2)Sir, no, sir! 1) That name sounds like royalty. You royalty? 2) Sir, no, sir! 1)You suck dicks? 2)sir, no sir! 1)Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 2)Sir, no, sir! 1) I don’t like the name Lawerence. Only F****** and sailors are called Lawerence! From now on your name’s Private Pyle!
1)Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? 2) Sir, No, Sir! 1)Are you a peter puffer? 2) Sir, No, Sir! 1) Bullshit! I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around. I’ll be watchin you.
1)how tall are you
2)5foot 7 SIR!
1)damn i didn’t know they stacked shit that high!
1)Its Vietnam: The Movie! I’ll be John Wayne
2)I’ll be Ann Margaret
3)I’ll be a horse!
4)Pvt. Rock is gonna be a rock!
5)But who’ll play the indians?
6)SHIT! Well let the gooks be the indians!
1)Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we’ll both be
in a world of shit. 2)I am in a world of shit!
1)What’s your name, scumbag? 2)Sir, Private Brown, sir! 1)Bullshit, from now on your name’s Private snowball. You like that name? 2)Sir yes sir! 1) Well, here’s one thing you like, private snowball. They don’t serve watermelon and fried chicken on a daily basis in my mess hall
1, Do you have any problem shooting women and children? 2, No, you just don’t lead ’em as much.
1. do you suck dick? 2. sir, no, sir. 1. are you a peter puffer? 2. sir, no, sir. 1. bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose
1.Did your parents have any children that lived?
2.Sir yes sir!
1.I be they regret that!
1.You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
1.Whats your name fat body?
2.SIR LAURENCE SIR!
1.Laurence what? Laurence of Arabia?
1.Do you wonna nomber won fuckie?
2.Do you wonna nomber won fuckie?
1.fuckie,suckie,take it in her pushie. she love you long time.
1.Fifteen dollah to boo koo.Fifteen dollars for the both of us.
2.NO,each you fifteen dollah.
1/_I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be *sir*…. Do you maggots understand that?!
All/_Sir, yes sir!
1/_Bullshit I can’t hear you!!
All/_SIR, YES SIR!
1/_Bullshit I STILL can’t hear you, sound off like you got a pair!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand me?!
All/_SIR YES SIR!
1/_Bullshit, I can’t hear you!
All/_SIR YES SIR!!
1/_Bullshit, I still can’t hear you, sound off like ya got a pair!
All/_SIR YES SIR!!!
1: f Hartman finds us here, we’ll be in a world of shit.
2: I am… in a world… of shit.
1: How can you shoot women and children?
2: Easy… you don’t lead ’em so much. (laughs) Ain’t war hell?!
1: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What’ll you take in trade?
2: What do you got?
1: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
2: What was the matter with him?
1: He was jerkin’ off ten times a day.
3: It’s no shit. At least ten times a day.
1: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
1: Well I got a joke for you. I’m gonna tear you a new asshole.
2: Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
1: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
I Don’t know but I been told. Eskimo Pussy is mighty cold. ..Feels good, tastes good, smells good,good for you, good for me.
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
A jelly donut!!!
a nigger behind the trigger
A rifle is only a tool. It’s a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
all that hates gonna burn you up inside, boy
it keeps me warm at night
All they have in Texas are steers and queers
And always remember this… Marines die. That’s
what we’re here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that
means you live forever.
And why cant you eat jelly donuts, private Pile? Because I’m to heavy sir. No! It’s because your a disgusting fat body!
Animal Mother) Flush out your head gear, new guy. You think we waste
gooks for freedom? This is a slaughter. If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word … my word is ‘poontang.’
Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private (?)?
Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!
That’s right. And do you know how far away he was?
Sir, he was pretty far. From that Book Suppository Building, sir!
(laughter)
Alright, knock it off.
Anyone who runs is a V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined V.C
Are you a peter puffer??
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
Been gettin’ any?
Only your sister.
Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma’s not bad.
bell tower
Bullshit I can’t hear you!! Sound off like you got a pair!!
Bullshit! Looks like to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Bullshit, from now on your Private Snowball!
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!!
Bullshit, looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!
Bullshit, you look like the kind of person who would fuck somebody in the ass without giving them the common courtesy of a reach around!!
Choke yourself
Choke yourself!!! … With my hand, numbnuts!!!
Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armour?
Joker: A peace symbol sir.
Colonel: Where’d you get it?
Joker: I don’t remember sir.
Colonel: What is that you’ve got written on your helmet?
Joker: ‘Born to Kill’ sir.
Colonel: You write ‘Born to Kill’ on your helmet, and you wear a
peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Colonel: Well what is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don’t know, sir.
Colonel: You don’t know very much do you?
Joker: No sir.
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together or I
will take a giant shit on you.
Joker: Yes sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question, or you’ll be standing tall before
The Man.
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality
of man sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: Who’s side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir.
Colonel: Don’t you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Well how about getting with the program? Why don’t you
jump on the team and c’mon in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Son, all I’ve ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey
my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the
Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying
to get out. It’s a hardball world, son. We’ve got to try to keep
our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Joker: Aye aye, sir.
Crazy Earl) I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City & fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man, I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we’re living, bros!’We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today … are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.
Crazy Earl: These are great days we’re living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.Private Joker: I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
Did you’re parents have any children that lived??? I bet they regret that!!
Do you suck dicks??? Are you a peter puffer??
Do you want number one fuckee?
Fifteen dolla.
Five-foot-eleven?? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!!!
Flush out your headgear, new guy !
Flush out your headgear, new guy!
Full Metal Jacket
Get some Get some Get some hahahahahahahahahaha get some…
how can you shoot woman and children…..
easy they don`t run that fast…
Get Some!! Get Some!!!
God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!!
God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see!
God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can
give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you
ladies understand?
Sir! Yes sir!
I can’t hear you!
Sir! Yes sir!
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: How tall are you Private?
Private Cowboy: 5 foot 9 Sir
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: 5 foot 9? I didn’t know they could stack shit that high…..Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear Jessus, Happy Birthday to you.
Hardcore man, hardcore
Hardcore, Joker. Fucking hardcore.
Hartman) How tall are you, Private?
Cowboy) Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Hartman) Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Hartman) I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
Hartman)If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training … you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You’re the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings!
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Hell I like you, you should come over and fuck my sister.
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and Fuck my sister!!
Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Holy dog shit!!
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? What is that Private Pyle!!?? Sir,a jelly donut, sir! How did it get there!!?? Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir! Is chow allowed in the barracks Private Pyle? Sir, no sir! Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Private Pyle??!! Sir, no sir! And why not, Private Pyle??!! Sir, because I’m too heavy sir! Because you are disgusting fat body Private Pyle!
How can you kill women and children? Its easy, you just dont lead them as much!!
How can you shoot women and children?
Easy… you just don’t lead ’em so much.
How can you shoot women and children? Easy, you just don’t lead them as much!
How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white chick?….Throw them a basketball
How tall are you private?
Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Sir! No Sir!
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Sir! Texas, Sir!
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir! No Sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir! No Sir!
I’ll bet you’re the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.
HOw tall are you private? Sir! 5 foot 9 Sir! 5 foot 9 ? i didnt’ know they stacked shit that high.
How Tall Are you Private?’ ‘Sir, Five Foot Nine, Sir!’ ‘Is that so? I didn’t think they stacked shit that high
I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I even like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
I am .. . in a world . . . of
shit!
I am going to rip your balls off!! So you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!!
I bet you are one of them guys that will fuck a guy rigt in the ass and not even give him the common courtisy of a reach around! commc
I bet you could suck a golf ball outa a garden hose
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around
I bet you’re the kinda of guy to fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common curtosy to give him a reach around!
I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god dam common courtesy to give’em a reach around…..I’ll be watching you!
I don’t know but I’ve been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
I don’t want no teenage dream
I just want my M-14
If I die in the combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
With my medals upon my chest
Tell my mom I’ve done my best
I got you’re name! I got you’re ass!!!
i got your name. i got your ass. you will not laugh. you will not cry. you will learn by the numbers i will teach you.
I guess they’d rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards.
I love working for Uncle Sam
Let’s me know who I am
1,2,3,4, United States Marine Corps.
1,2,3,4, I love the Marine Corps.
My Corps
Your Corps
Our Corps
Marine Corps
I don’t know but I’ve been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Muuum good
Feels good
It’s good
Real good
Taste good
Mighty good
Good for you
Good for me
I think what she’s trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.
I think what she’s trying to tell you is that you Black Boys pack too much meat!
I wanna see this head so clean the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a shit in here.
I wanna slip my tubestick to your sister what’ll you take in trade?
I want to slip my tube steak into your sister. What will you take in trade?
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
I wanted to meet people from a fascinating and ancient culture and, kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.
I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
I will cut your balls of, so you do not contaminate the rest of the world!
I will gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you
I will unscrew your head, and shit down your neck!
I’ll follow you anywhere, scumbag!
I’m gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin’ seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin’ grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
I’m in a world of shit . . . yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
If you do not whipe the stupid ass grin off your face, I will gauge out your eyeballs, AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth! You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but un-organized grab asstic pieces of anphibian shit!
Im asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand???
In other words, it’s a huge shit sandwich and we’re all going to have to take a bite.
In Vietnam, the wind doesn’t blow. It sucks.
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
It looks like the best part of you crawled down the back of your momma’s ass and ended up and a brown stain on the mattress
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress!!
it’s a huge shit sandwich and we’re all going to have to take a bite.
It’s looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
J: John Wayne voice Is that you John Wayne?
D:Who said that? Who the fuck said that! Who’s the yellow-bellied communist cock sucker who just signed his own death warrant?
Jesus Christ, don’t try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn’t he?
Jesus H Christ!!
Joker’s so hard he’d eat the boogers out of a dead man’s nose….and ask for seconds.
Joker’s so tough, he’d eat the boogers out of a dead manns nose.
Joker) My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch & the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece & short. I’m in a world of shit . . . yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
looks to me like the best part of u ran down the crack of your momas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress
Marines will die thats what we are here for – but the Marine corps lives forever and that means you live forever
Me love you long time, me lickie lickie
Me luv u long time, me sucky sucky, me luv u too much!
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I’m in a world of shit… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
No more Boom Boom for this Baby-San.
Oh that’s right Private Pile, don’t make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obsticle. If God wanted you up there he would have miracled you ass up there by now wouldn’t he.
One,Two,Three, Get on your knees Scum Bag… Now Choke your self… goddamn it with my hand numb nuts… dont pull my fucking hand over there… now lean over and choke yourself
Only 2 things come from Texas….Steers and queers…you ain’t got antlers….
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers…
Paint it black.
Paris Island, South Carolina. The Marine Corps Training Depot.
Please don’t make any fucking attempt to negotiate the obstacle private Pile if God wanted you up there he’d have miracled your ass up there by now wouldn’t he!
Private Pile!
were you born a fat disgusting slob or did u have to work on it
Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard.
Private Pyles the best part of you ran down the crack of your moms ass and ended up as a brown stain in the sheets
See, animal mother is a fine human being on the battlefield. He just needs someone to throw grenades at him for the rest of his life
Semper Fi !!
Seven-six-two millimeter, full metal jacket.
Shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you look much like a steer to me so that only leaves one option!
Shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you look much like a steer to me so that only leaves one option! Do you suck dicks!?!
Shit, this baby san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
slake: – it’s one huge shit sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite
Son, all I’ve ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It’s a hardball world, son. We’ve gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
sound off like you have a pair
steers and queers
The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive.
The dead know only one thing. It is better to be alive.
The dead know only one thing: it’s better to be alive.
The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men–men without fear.
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
There was a mis quote; Were you born worthless, or did you have to work on it?
The correct quote is; Were you born worthless, you piece of shit, or did you have to work on it?
These are great days we’re living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.
this is my rifle this is my gun!. this is for fighting this is for fun!!
this is my rifle this is my gun… this is for fightin’ this is for fun
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun.
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun.
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at 09:30.
Today you are no longer maggots. Today you are marines.
Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You’re part of a brotherhood.
Tonight … you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl’s name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!
tuck your lips back into your…………..
We are jolly green giants walking the earth with guns.
We fill ’em full of holes and shoot ’em fulla lead.
Were heart breakers and heart takers.
We fill ’em fulla holes and shoot ’em fulla lead.We’re heart breakers and heart takers
We got ourselfs a fucking comedian!!!!!!!!
Well, if you ask me, uh, we’re shooting the wrong gooks.
well, the way I see it, we only have two choices
Were you born fat!! Or did you have to work on that!!
Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
What is this Mickey Mouse Shit?!
What is you’re major malfunction numbnuts!!!
What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
what is your major malfunction numnuts
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention as a child?
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain’t too goddamned beau coup.
Whatever you do Pyle, don’t fall down, that would break my fucking heart.
Where are you from? Texas sir! Holy Dogshit! Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. You don’t look much like a steer, so that kind of narrows down doesn’t it.
Who said that!! Who the fuck said that!!! THE FERRY FUCKING GODFATHER SAID IT???
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimmy, little, comet of shit, twinkle-toed, cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy, grabastic piece of amphibian shit that just signed his own death warrant? Was it you, you grimy little fuck?
Who’s gonna play the Indians? Hell, we’ll let the gooks be the Indians!!!
Who’s the leader of the club thats made for you and me M I C K E Y M O U S E!!!!!!!!
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I’m gonna stomp your guts out!
Yes, I am in a world of shit… but I am alive… and I am not afraid!
You are nothing but unorganized grabbasstic peices of amphibian shit!
You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.
you climb obstacles like old people fuck
You climb obstacles like old people fuck!
You gotta be shittin’ me Pile you can’t do one pull up.
You had best square you’re ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!
You had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down you’re neck!!!
You know there’s not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There’s definitely something wrong with that.
You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, and not even have the common courtesy to offer him a reach around.
You talk the talk. Can you walk the walk?
You’d better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
You’re a regular joker. Well, I got a joke for you. I’m gonna carve you a new asshole.
You’re ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, did you know that??
You’re not even human fucking beings!
You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
You;re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!!
Your ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum!
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
Your day of fingerbanging old Mary-Jane Rotten Crotch,through her pretty pink panties, ARE OVER!
Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch are over!!
[I]’m gonna give you three seconds–exactly three fu**ing seconds–to wipe that stupid lookin’ grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
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