(Doctor) Yes, tell me about the slime.
(Winston) It’s very potent stuff. We made a toaster dance with it.
(Doctor) A toaster.
(Ray) And a bathtub tried to eat his friend’s baby.
(Doctor) (looks at Peter) A bathtub?
(Peter) Don’t look at me, I think these people are completely nuts.
(Egon) Negative human emotions are materializing in the form of a viscous, psychoreactive plasm with explosive supernormal potential.
(Mayor) Does anybody speak English here?
(Egon) We’ve been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.
(Peter) What kind of tests?
(Ray) Well, we sing to it, and we talk to it, and say supportive, nurturing things to it…
(Peter) You’re not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?
(Hardemeyer) Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.
(Mayor) You what?!
(Hardemeyer) They were threatening to go to the press! I was protecting your interests!
(Mayor) Oh yeah?!
(Hardemeyer) Uh-huh!
(Mayor) Well, you can stop protecting my interests. You have exactly three minutes to clear out. You’re fired!
(Janosz) Dr. Venkman! Dana is not here!
(Peter) Yeah, we know that, Johnny.
(Janosz) So why are you came?
(LOUIS) I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida.
(Louis) Boy, this equipment’s heavy.
(Louis) Where’s Peter?
(Dana) Oh, he was arrested.
(Janine) Typical.
(POLICE MAN) Wait a second. What was chasing you in the park? – The park bench was chasing you? – I see.
(POLICE MAN) Was this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur? – Ah, a skeleton.- Which way was it headed?
(VENKMAN) Have you been out on the streets recently? We’ve taken our own head count and there’s gotta be 3 million assholes living in the tri-state area alone. (MAYORS ASSISTANT) Oh please. (VENKMAN) I beg your pardon…three million and one.
*singing*
1)Doooooe
2)Raaaaaay
3) Eeeegon
–Where in the hell are you from anyway, Johnny?
–The upper vest side.
…but I don’t blame them, cause once I turned into a dog, and they helped me.
1) All right, that’s it. I’ve had it, Ray. No more parties!
2) Here’s your share.
3) I’m tired of taking abuse from over-privileged nine-year-olds.
4) I know, Z, but we can’t quit now. The holidays are coming up. It’s our best season.
1) Did you see a shirt in the floor/bed area?
2) Yeah, I put it in the hamper.
1) I have a hamper?!?
2) Yeah, in the bathroom.
1) Wow! Would you tall me next time you’re gonna do that?
2) Well, I thought they were dirty.
1) Let me explain something to you. I don’t just have clean and dirty. There are many suddle levels. Like this…hang this out for twenty minutes… good as new.
1) I think you guys are making a big mistake. I do mostly tax laws i earned my law degree in night school. 2). That’s fine Lewis we got arrested at night.
1) I think you guys are making a big mistake. I mostly do tax laws and probate stuff occasionally. I got my law degree at night school!
2) Well, that’s fine, Louis. We got arrested at night
1) I’d like to run some gynecological tests on the mother.
2) Who wouldn’t?
1) Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! 2) What is this, a slumber party?
1) Two in the box. 2) Ready to go. 3) we be fast, ALL) And they be slow.
1) You can’t keep doing this. People will think you’re a fraud. 2) I am a fraud.
1) You mean you never even had a Slinky?
2) We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.
1) You mean you never had a slinky? 2) I had part of a slinky, but I straightened it.
1)2 in the box
2)Ready to go
1)We be fast
2) And they be slow
1)All I’m saying is someone’s gotta do it, and who are you gonna call?
1)Hi, Egon. How’s school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
2) I think they’re more interested in my epididymis.
1)My clients are still under Judicial Restraint–that blue paper that I got from her–and they could be exposed. 2)And you don’t want us exposing ourselves!!
1)Okay, but after dinner, I don’t want you putting any of your old cheap moves on me.
2) Ohhhh no! I’ve got all NEW cheap moves.
1)Ordinary household toaster. 2) We’ll take your word on it.
1)Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.
2)Wasn’t he also Vigo the Butch?
1)Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610.
2) 105 years old, he hung in there, didnt he?
3) He didnt die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, steretched, diesemboweled, drawn and quartered.
2) Ouch.
1)You think there’s a connection between this Vigo character and the slime?
2) Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
1)You’re good, pretty eyes. 2)I didn’t paint it, I’m just cleaning it.
1. According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen. 2. Valentine’s day. Bummer.
1. Hi, Egon. How’s school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh? 2. I think they’re more interested in my epididymis.
1. His name is Oscar. 2. Named after a hot dog, you poor man.
1. I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year’s Eve. 2. Well, for your sake, I hope you’re right.
1. I’d like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. 2. Who wouldn’t?
1. Kinda makes you wonder doesn’t it? 2. Wonder what? 1. If she’s wearing anything under that toga.
1. Okay, but after dinner, I don’t want you putting any of your old cheap moves on me. 2. Ohhhh no! I’ve got all NEW cheap moves.
1. Venkman, get a stool sample. 2. Business, or personal?
1. Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. 2. Wasn’t he also Vigo the Butch?
1. Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610. 2. 105 years old, he hung in there, didnt he? 3. He didnt die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, steretched, diesemboweled, drawn and quartered. 2. Ouch.
1. You mean you never even had a Slinky? 2. We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.
1. You think this river of slime has anything to do with this Vigo character? 2. Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
1] makes you wonder 2]wonder what? 1]whether or not shes naked under that toga,shes french,you know that
2 in the box, ready to go, we be fast and they be slow.
555-2020.
a) I’d like to run some gynelogical tests on the mother. b) Who wouldn’t?
a)Kind of makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
b)What?
a)Whether she’s naked under that toga.
And that’s the trouble with aliens, you never can trust them. Occasionally you meet a nice one. Starman. E.T. But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard. (laughs)
Are the scoreli brothers friends of yours?
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New-Yorker’s God-Given right!
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right.
Better late than never!
Better late than never.
Dana, the guys are going down to the sewer to check for slime stuff. And Egon thinks there may be a huge surge in cockroach breeding. Want to blow off this dinner thing and go with them?
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I’ll be back.
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!
Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.
Ghosbusters……yes, we’re back!
He ditched you didn’t he?
He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
He said the Titanic just arrived!
Hey I’m a voter, aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt.
Hey Lt. I think you better talk to this guy, I’m busy here! Its some dock supervisor down at pier 34, whats the problem? He said the Titanic just arrived.
i am asking… why are you came?
I have seen some discusting crud in my time, but YOU take the cake!!!
I know what’s wrong with this Vigo guy, he misses his kitten. I’ll just draw one in right here.
I think we got more food on your shirt then in your mouth.
I think we got more food on your shirt, then in your mouth.
I used to have a roommate but my mom moved to florida
I’m a voter and aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?
I’ve worked with better, but not many.
is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
Is the atomic weight of colbot 58.9?
Is the atomic weight of colbot 58.9?
It’s slime time
Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello LaGuardia and he’s been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghostbusters?
Janine: (into phone) Well, they couldn’t get to you until after the New Year. – Well, just don’t go in there! (hangs up)
listen! you smell something?
Look I’m a voter. Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?
Next week on World of the Psychic, hairless pets. Weird.
No photographs please!! Slides are available in the gift shop!!
Now I Ray am Vigo and rule the earth.
Oh but i wooud…..
Oh my God, the Scoleri brothers!
OH! You’re my number 1 Christmas Boutique item!!
On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
One time I turned into a dog and they helped me
Ooooh, I can’t believe you fell for it, the old man-eating toaster bit.
Ray to the President-Almost 50 percent of us voted for you.
Ray, we’d like to shoot the monster. Could you move, please?
ray, would you move please, we would like to shoot the monster
Ray: Looks like a giant Jello mold. Winston: I hate Jello. Venkman: Come on, there’s always room for Jello.
Ray? Yeah, Dana’s just come over to my place. Well, actually, her tub tried to eat her.
Sometimes shit happens and someone’s has to deal with it and who you gonna call?
Sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?
Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?!
Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?!
Stuck in the guts, guys we’re the Ghostbusters!
Suck in the guts guys, we’re the Ghostbusters.
Suck in the guts guys, we’re the Ghostbusters.
Suck in the guts, guys, we’re the GHOSTBUSTERS.
There’s so many holes in 1st Avenue we didn’t think anyone would notice!
There’s somany holes in 1st Avenue we didn’t think anyone would notice!
Two in a box
Ungrateful little yuppie larva.
Ungrateful little yuppie larva.
Vegi Vegi Vegi…YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY!
Very good, Louis, short but pointless.
Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!
Vigi, Vigi, Vigi! You have been a BAD MONKEY!
Wasn’t he also Vigo The Butch?
Wasn’t he alsovigo the butch?
WE SHOULD HAVE PADDED HER FEET …..I DONT THINK THEY MADE NIKE’S IN HER SIZE
We’re the best, the beautiful, the only…Ghostbusters!
Well you can stop protecting my interests – YOU’RE FIRED!
Were the best, were the beautiful, were the only..ghostbusters
What am I supposed to do? Go on television and tell ten million people they have to be nice to each other?
What im saying is,sometimes shit happens…and who ya gonna call !
Who ya gonna call?
HE MAN!!!
Why am I drippings with goo?
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Woman: I need to put him down.
Man: May I? You’re short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burdon on your poor mother.
Would you hose him please?
Wow, that is one ugly dude.
Y’know, I’ve met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you’d be living the sweet life out in southern California’s beautiful San Fernando Valley!
Y’know, I’ve met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you’d be living the sweet life out in southern California’s beautiful San Fernando Valley!
Yanoosh-Oh but I wooed.
Yeah, I know Bassmasters. Sure.
You don’t want us exposeing ourselves!
You know, I’m a voter. Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?
You’re short, your belly button sticks out too far, and your a terrible burden on your poor mother!
Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the, of the audience, I don’t think it’s fair to call my clients frauds. Okay, so the blackout was a big problem for everybody, okay? I was stuck in an elevator for two hours, and I had to make the whole time. But, I don’t blame them, ’cause one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
Your Honour, ladies and gentleman, I don’t think it’s very fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don’t blame them, because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
Your short your mother dresses you funny and your a burden on your poor mother
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