Dean Yeager: This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group’s activities.
Doctor Peter Venkman: But the kids love us!
Gozer the Traveller – he will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him – THAT OF A GIANT SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the debths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!
Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astralprojections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoiance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmedium, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddmore: Ah, if there is a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you tell me.
Doctor Peter Venkman: Ray, pretend for a moment that I don’t know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.
Doctor Raymond Stantz: You never studied.
. . .when somebody asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
DON’T look at me like that, you got that bug eye.(Hops over low swinging door to enter his open office)…Geneine, sorry about that bug-eye thing. If anyone needs me I’ll be in my office.
Hee hee! ‘Get her!’ That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.
She’s not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she’s a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers! She barks,she drools.
Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
Well, this is great. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads… in a spiritual sense of course.
#1- Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley? #2- Do I? #3- Yes, have some. #2- Yes, have some.
#1- Do you want this body? #2- Is this a trick question?
#1- I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad?’
#2- Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. #3-Total protonic reversal. #1- Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
#1- tell him about the Twinkie. #2- Whaat about the Twinkie?
#1- Tell him about the Twinkie. #2- What about the Twinkie?
#1- Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for? #2- Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!.
‘That’s a big Twinkie.’
(1)Dana, are these the eggs?
(2)Yes. See, I was over there and these eggs just jumped right out of their shells and started to cook on the counter!
(1)That is weird.
(1)Dr. Venkman, you’ve come all this way, would like you like to check the refrigerator?
(2)Let me check the fridge. Good call. (opens the door) Oh my God. Look at all the junk food!
(1)Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
(2)That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
(1)Everyone can relax, I found a car. Needs some suspension work and shocks and brakes– brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end…
(2)How much?
(1)Only $4800. Maybe new rings, mufflers, a little wiring…
(1)Have you, or any member of your family, ever been diagnosed schizophrenic . . . mentally incompetent?
(2)My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
(1)I’d call that a big yes.
(singing) SO be good, for goodness sake! Whoa-oh-oh, somebody’s comin’!
(Venkman) Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?
(Alice) My Uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
(Venkman) I’d call that a big yes.
……When someon asks if you a god, you say YES!
1) are you the gate keeper? 2) no, im actually a close friend of his.
1) Hey! I’m getting a little tired of this.
2) You volunteered, didn’t you? Aren’t we paying you for this?
1) Yeah, but I didn’t know you were going to give me electric shocks. What are you trying to prove?
2) I’m studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
1) I’ll tell you the effect! It pisses me off!
1) I think we better split up.
2) Good idea.
2) Yeah… we can do more damage that way.
1) It can’t be!
2) What is it?!
1) It can’t be!
2) What did you do, Ray?!
3) Oh, sh**!
1) It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
1) Janine, any calls?
2) No.
1) Any messages?
2) No.
1) Any customers?
2) No, Dr. Venkman.
1) Good job, isn’t it.
1) So what, I guess they don’t make ’em like they used to, uh?
2) NO! (slap) Nobody ever made them like this!
1) Tell him about the twinkie. 2) What about the twinkie?
1) Tell him about the twinkie. 2) What about the twinkie?
1) This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
2) That would’ve worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
1) This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Remember that?
2) That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
1) What are you guys supposed to be? Some kind of cosmonaut?
2) No, we’re exterminators. Someone saw a roach up on 12.
1) That’s gotta be some roach.
2) Bite your head off, man.
1) Where do these stairs go? 2) They go up.
1) Would you like some coffee?
2) *questioning look*
3) Yes, have some.
2) Yes, have some.
1)(Police department) The Titanic has arrived.
2)(lighthouse watchman Cheech)better late than never!
1)Are you a god?
2) No?
1) Then . . . die!
1)Are you the keymaster?
2) Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. He knocks again.]
1) Are you the Keymaster?
2) Yes! Actually I’m a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
1)Do you have any hobbies?
2) I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
1) That’s very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
2) Printer is dead.
1)Do you want this body?
2) Is this a trick question?
1)Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
2) That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
1)Everybody can relax i’ve found the car. It needs some suspension work and shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end. 2)How much? 1)Only 4800, maybe new rings also mufflers and some wiring.
1)Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
2) They caused an explosion!
3) Is this true?
4) Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
1)He slimed me. 2)Wow that’s great, Actual physical contact!
1)I think we better split up.
2) Good idea.
3) Yeah, we can do more damage that way.
1)I think we shjould split up. 2)Good idea we can do more damage that way.
1)It’s what ever it wants to be. (2) Yeah well what ever it is, it’s gotta get by us first! Go get her Ray.
1)My parents left me that house. I was born there!
2) You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
1)Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon… what’ve you got left?
2) Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
1)Ray look at this. 2)Ectoplasmic resisdue!
1)She says she’s the Gatekeeper. Does that make any sense to you? 2)Some. I just met the Keymaster. He’s here with me now. 1)Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.2) I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.
It’s right here, Ray. It’s looking at me.
He’s an ugly little spud isn’t he?
I think he can hear you.
Don’t move. it won’t hurt you.
Venkman! Venkman! What happened?
He slimed me. That’s great! Actual, physical contact. Can you move?
1)Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
2) You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.
1)Tell him about the twinky. 2)What about the twinky?
1)That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2)What a crime.
1)Well that’s great. Either I’m crazy or I have a monster in my kitchen.
2) I don’t think you’re crazy.
1) Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.
1)Well what do you mean, biblical?
2)What he means is Old Testament, Mr Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
3)Exactly.
1)Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
4)40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos.
5)The dead rising from the grave.
3) Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
1)What are you guys, cosmonauts?
2) Exterminators. Someone’s seen a cockroach up on twelve.
1) Must be some cockroach.
2) Bite your head off, man.
1)What do you think, Egon?
2) I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
3) Hey! Does this pole still work? [slides down a fireman’s pole] Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I’m gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
1) I think we’ll take it
1)Where are we?
2) Looks like we’re in the teens, somewhere.
1) Alright, when we get to twenty, tell me, I’m gonna throw up
1)Where do these stairs go?
2) They go up.
1)Where do these stairs go?
2)They go up.
1)You know, it just occured to me that we really haven’t had a successful test of this equipment.
2) I blame myself.
3) So do I.
1) Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
2) Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
1)You know, you don’t act like a scientist.
2) They’re kind of stiff.
1) You’re more like a game show host.
1)Zuul was the minion on Gozer. What’s Gozer?
2) Gozar was very big in Samaria.
1-Coffee?
2-Yes, have some.
1-Yes, have some.
1. Is there a history of mental illness in your family? 2.My uncle thought he was saint Jerome.
1. Hey Wait a Minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?
2. Samarian, not Babylonian.
3. Yeah. Big difference.
1. No offense, Guys, but I’ve gotta get my own lawyer.
1. I think we better split up.
2. Good idea.
3. Yeah… we can do more damage that way.
1. Symmetrical book stacking, just like the philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947; 2. Your right, no human being would ever stack books this way.
1. Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
2. You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.
1. You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual.
2. I know.
1. You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909.
2. Sounds great.
3. We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
2. Okay.
1.) He’s staring at me
2.) Nasty little spud, ain’t he?
1.) Ray, I think he can hear you.
1.) You know, you’re a real humanitarian(sp?).
2.) I don’t think he’s human.
1.Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
2.If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say
1: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
2: Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.
1: oh that’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. 2: what a crime.
1: Where do these stairs go?
2: They go up.
1: where do those stairs go? 2: they go up.
1: Who are you guys? 2: We’re the Ghostbusters.1: Oh. Who does yous taxes?
1:I think we better split up.
2:Good idea.
3:Yeah, we can do more damage that way.
1:That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
2: What a crime.
1:Vince, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
2: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
1>we had everything under control until dickless here shut down the containment unit.
2>Is that true?
3>yes your honor this man has no dick.
24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too big.
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Dana: (possessed) I want you inside me.
Venkman: (laughs) Go ahead. No, I can’t, sounds like you’ve got at least two people in there already.
Dana: That’s the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there!
Venkman: What a… crime.
Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this.
Venkman: Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it?
Egon: I want to analyse it.
Egon:Well, lets say this Twinkie, represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this mornings sample, it would be a twinkie..35 feet long weighing approximatley 600 pounds.
Winston: Thats a big twinkie.
Hotel Guest: (looking at the Ghostbusters uniform) What are supposed to be, some sort of Cosmo-naught?
Venkman: (laughs) No, we’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Hotel Guest: That’s gotta be some cockroach.
Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Janine: Do you believe in UFO’s, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full Trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston: Uh, if there’s a steady paycheque in it, I’ll believe anything you say.
Janine: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?
Louis: Do I?
Egon: Yes, have some.
Louis: (to Janine) Yes, have some.
Stanz: Everything was fine with our system, until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here.
Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Stanz: Splenger, I’m with Venkman. He got slimed.
Egon: That’s great, Ray. Save some for me.
Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
Venkman: Hello… that’s a very different look for you, isn’t it?
Dana: (looking very sexy in a see through red nightie) Are you the Key Master?
Venkman: Not that I know of. (Dana slams the door in Venkman’s face.)
Venkman: I have to go now, Jennifer. But I’d like to work with you some more. Perhaps you can come back this evening, say-
Jennifer: Eight O’clock?
Venkman: I was just about to say, ‘eight o’clock?’ You are a legitimate phenomenon.
Venkman: I’m studying the effect of negative re-enforcement on ESP ability.
Male Student: The effect? I’ll tell what the effect is. It’s pissing me off!
Venkman: Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Venkman: She’s not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she’s a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers, She barks, she drools, she claws.
Egon: It’s not the girl, Peter. It’s the building.
Venkman: Tell you what. I’ll Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out- (corrects himself) I’ll go check out Miss Barrett’s apartment, (looks at Dana) okay?
Dana: Okay.
Venkman: What I’d really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana, it’s Peter.
Dana: There is no Dana. Only Zool.
Venkman: Oh Zooly, you nut. Now come on, come on. I want to talk to Dana. Dana. Just relax, come on. Dana. Dana, can I talk to Dana?
Dana: (in a deep possessed growling voice) There is no Dana. Only Zooool.
Venkman: What a lovely singing voice you must have.
SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR,
VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH…
SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR,
VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH…
SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR,
VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH…
A) Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed
schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?
B) Well, my uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
A) I’ll call that a big YES.
A) I collect spores, molds and fungus.
B) Oh, that’s very…unusual.
A) I think it’s the food of the future.
B) Remind me not to go to ounch with you.
a)Where do these stairs go?
b)They go up.
Aim for the flat-top!
All right, who brought the dog?
Allright, this chick is toast! Grab your stick.
HOLDIN!
Heat’em up!
SMOKIN’
Make’em hard.
READY!
Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town…throw it!
Alright!! This chick is TOAST!!!
Alright!!! This chick is toast.
Alright, this chick is toast!
And quit staring at me, you got those bug eyes…Sorry about the bug eyes thing, ill be in my office.
Are you a god?
Um, no.
Then die!!
Are you, Alice, menstrating right now?
Back off man, I’m a scientist.
Back off man, I’m a scientist.
Back off man. I’m a scientist.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist
Boy is the superintendent going to be pissed.
Cats and dogs living together…. mass hysteria
Dana, are these the eggs?
Dana: you knowyou don’t act like a scientist.
Peter: They’re usually pretty stiff.
Dana: You’re more like a game show host.
Dana:That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Peter:What a crime!
do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Do you have any Excedrin or Extra Strength Tylenol?
I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid. Generic.
Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores, molds and fungus.
Doctor Peter Venkman: All right, this chick is TOAST! Okay sticks?
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: PULLED ‘EM!
Doctor Peter Venkman: Heat ’em up!
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN’!
Doctor Peter Venkman: Bang ’em hard!
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Doctor Peter Venkman: Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Doctor Peter Venkman: Oh my God! Look at all the junk food.
Does this pole still work? This is great. We should stay here, sleep here, ya know to try it out.
Dogs and cats, living together
Dr. Peter Venkmann: Generally you don’t see that kind of behaviour in major appliances.
Dr. Venkman- Call it fate. Call it luck. Call it kharma. I believe we where put in this position for a reason.
Dropping off or picking up?
Egon, what do you think?
She’s telling the truth. At least, she thinks she is.
Egon, your mucus.
Egon: Venkman, can you get a sample of this?
Peter:Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
Egon: Venkman, get a sample of this. Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
FINE!
Fine…
Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
ghost
Ghostbusters … Yes, it is … Yes, of
course they’re serious. You do! You have!
Yes, sir. Well, they’re out on another case
now, but if you’ll give me the address …
Don’t worry, they’ll be totally discreet.
Go get her Ray!
Go get her, Ray!
Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Gozer the Gozerian: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Gozer the Gozerian? Good Evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernateral activity and return forthwith to your place of origon, or to the nearest convenient, parallel dimension.
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
He slimed me
He slimed me.
Hello. I’m Peter. Where are you from? Originally.
Hey where do these stairs go???? ….they go up.
Hey who turned off the lights!?!?!
Hey! No one steps on a church in my town!!
I am going to get you a nice fruit basket. I am going to miss him.
i am gonna get you a lovely fruit basket
I am the Keymaster———are you the Gatekeeper???
I am Vinz Clortho key master of Gozer, are you the gate keeper?
i collect spores molds and fungus.
I collect spores, molds and fungus.
I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
I don’t have to take this abuse from you. I’ve got hundreds of people out there dying to abuse me.
I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
I feel like the floor of a taxicab.
I have seen shit that will turn you white!
I like her because she sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers! She barks, she drools!
I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people…actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.
I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard – it’s completely inadequate for our power needs – and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something that I love through my childhood. Staypuffed marshmellows.
Nice Thinking Ray.
We used to roast stay puffed marshmellows by the fire at Camp Lokanda.
I want you inside me.
I was just going to say- 8 o’clock?
I’ll go over to Ms. Barrett’s apartment and check her out.
(pause)
I’ll go check out Ms. Barrett’s apartment.
I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
I’m the gatekeeper. Are you the the keymaster?
I’m Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I’ve only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I’ve seen shit that’ll turn you white!
I’ve always wanted to do this (pulls table cloth out from table)……And the flowers are still standing!
I’ve only been with the company for a few weeks,these things are real. Since I’ve joined these men. I have seen shit that will turn you whate.
If I’m right and we can stop this thing! Then…you will have saved the lives of millions of registerd voters.
If someone asks you if your a god, you say YES!
If we’re wrong, we go to jail—peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it! But if I’m right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters
It seems the Goz has been putting some moves on my would-be girlfriend.
It was all right till our protection grid was shut off by dickless here
It went fine till our power grid was shut off by dickless here!
It’s not the girl, Peter, it’s the building.
Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Let’s show this pre-historic bitch how we do things downtown.
Let’s show this pre-historic bithch how we do things downtown.
Let’s show this prehisitoric bitch how we do things downtown!
Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
lewis Telly- Boy the superintendents going to be pissed
Light is green, the trap is clean.
Listen! Do you smell something?
Listen! You smell something?
Listen, do you smell something?
Listen. Do you smell something?
Listen. You smell something?
listen..do you smell that?
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Maybe now you’ll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
Mother pus bucket!
Mother pus bucket!
Mother pus bucket.
MOTHER PUS-BUCKET!
Nice doggie. Cute little pooch. Maybe I gotta Milkbone.
Nice Shootin Tex!
Nice shooting Tex!
No! Nobody ever built them like this! The
architect was either an authentic whacko or
a certified genius. The whole building is
like a huge antenna for pulling in and
concentrating psychokinetic energy.
NOBODY steps on a church in my town!
Nobody steps on a church in my town!
Oh my God! Look at all the junk food.
OK WHO BROUGH THE DOG
ok, so, she’s a dog.
OK, who brought the dog?
Personally Lenny, I think it’s a sign from God. But don’t quote me on that.
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn’t have to produce anything. You’ve never been in the private sector. They expect *results*.
Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn’t have to produce anything. You’ve never been out of college. You don’t know what it’s like out there. I’ve worked in the private sector–they expect results.
Peter Venkman: Are you, Alice, menstrating right now? Woman: No. Man: What’s THAT go to do with anything? Venkman: Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
Peter Venkman: He SLIMED me.
PETER VENKMAN: I’m gonna need to withdraw some money from the petty cash. Ms. Barrett’s an important client, I don’t wanna lose her.
RAY STANZ: This bountiful feast you see before you represents the last of the petty cash.
PETER VENKMAN: Slow down, chew your food.
PETER VENKMAN: I’m sorry, I’m just not getting any readings.
DANA BARRETT: Are you sure you’re using that thing correctly?
PETER VENKMAN: Well…I think so. But I’m pretty sure there are no animals in there.
PETER VENKMAN: We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ASS!
Peter Venkman: We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!
Peter Venkman: You don’t normally see that kind of activity in major household appliances.
Peter: I’m here with Dana Barret.
Egon: How is she?
Peter: I think we can get her a guest shot on Wild Kingdom.
Peter: Let me tell you something, I come home, and all I have is my work.I see you, and I say’ My god there’s someone with the same problem I have.
Dana: Yes, we both have the same problem. YOU.
Peter: Nervous Student: Ye, Yes, I don’t like this. Peter: Don’t worry you only have 75 more to go.
Peter: Ray, pretend for one minute I don’t know anything about metallurgy, physics or buildings,and just tell em what the hell is going on.
Ray: You never studied.
Ray (I think) …until Dickless over here shut it off
Govenor: Is that true?
Peter: Yes its true, this man has no dick.
Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking, just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1945.
Peter Venkman: You’re right, no ordinary human being would stack books like this.
Ray Stanz: Hey, does this pole still work?!?
Ray Stanz: Okay, I’m opening the trap now. Whatever you do, don’t look directly into the trap.
Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap, Ray!
Ray! When somebody asks you if you’re a GOD, you say YES!
ray) oh egon are you ok? egon) i feel like the floor of a taxi cab
Ray, if somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!!!!
Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!
Ray, when someone asks you, if youre a god, you say YES!
Ray, when someone asks, ‘are you a God?’ you say yes!
Ray…if someone asks are you a god, you say YES!
Ray: Everyone can relax, I’ve found the car. Just needs some suspension work, aand shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear end..
Venkman: How much?
Ray: Only $4800… also mufflers, a little wiring..
Ray: Listen! You smell something?
Ray:Ok, here come the trap…don’t look directly in the trap.Egon: I looked in the trap Ray.
Raymond: It can’t be!
Peter: What is it?!
Raymond: It can’t be!
Peter: What did you do, Ray?!
Winston: Oh, shit!
Raymond: It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
See I wrote this whole thing off as a tax braek , that’s why i invited clients instead of friends.
She’s not my girlfriend. I find her attractive because she’s a client and she sleeps above her covers. FOUR feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws.
singing: So be good, for goodness sake! wooo ooo somebodys coming…!
Sir, what you had there was what we refer to as a focused non-terminal
repeating phantasm, or a Class 5 Full Roaming Vapor. A real nasty one,
too.
Soembody BLOWS THEIR NOSE and you wanna KEEP it?
Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
Somebody go check on that little guy!
Somebody saw a cockroach on the twelfth floor.
somebody saw a cockroach up on 12, that must have been some cockroach, bite your head off man.
Someone with your qualifications should have no trouble finding a top flight job in either the food-service or housekeeping industries.
Sorry Venkman… I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
still looks fake
That’s a big Twinkie.
The flowers are still standing
There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
What?
Don’t cross the streams.
Why?
It would be bad.
I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean ‘bad’?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Total protonic reversal.
That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks.
They ain’t afraid of no ghost.
They hate this…..I like to torture them. That’s right boys, It’s Dr. Venkman!
This bitch is TOAST!
This chick is *toast*.
This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now.
This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group’s activities.
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week! No job is too big, no fee is too big!
Two in the box, ready to go. We be fast and they be slow!
ty
Venkman! Shorten your stream! I don’t want my face burned off!
Wait a second, I’ve always wanted to do this. …And the flowers are still standing!
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
We came, we saw….we kicked its ass!
We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!
WE GOT ONE!! *firehouse bells*
We got the tools, we got the tallent!
We’re gonna have to take a sample of your brain tissue
We’re ready to believe you!
We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is o.k., he’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we don’t have any trouble!
We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!
We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble.
Well this is great. If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads .. in a spiritual sense of course.
Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see everyday
Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see everyday.
Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.
What about the twinkie?
What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
No, we’re exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
That’s gotta be some cockroach.
Bite your head off, man.
[Entering elevator] Going up?
I’ll take the next one.
What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut? No, someone saw a cockroach up on twelve. Must be some cockroach.
What did you DO, Ray?!?!
What do you think, Egon?
I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
Hey! Does this pole still work?
[slides down a fireman’s pole]
Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I’m gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
I think we’ll take it.
When someone asks you if you’re a god you say yes!
When someone asks you if you’re a God…you say YES!!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Nice shootin’, Tex!
Whoa! The maintence man’s gonna be pissed!!!
Whoa! The superintendent’s gonna be pissed!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Hold it! Nice shootin’ Tex!
Winston: Do you believe in God?
Raymond: Never met him
Yeah you left your tv on. 2. I did, I don’t remember doing that 1. Yeah so I turned my tv on real loud too so everyone would think my TV was broken
Yes it’s true, this man has no dick.
yes its true,this man has no dick
Yes, have some
Yes, its true, this man has no dick.
You do your job, pencil-neck. Don’t tell us how to do ours.
you don’t know what it’s like, i’ve worked in the private sector… they expect results.
You don’t think it’s too subtle do you? You don’t think people are going to drive down and not see the sign?
You forget peter, i was present at an unexplained, undisturbed mass sponge migration. 2: ray, the sponges moved about a foot.
You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven’t had a successful test of this equipment.
I blame myself.
So do I.
Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
You never studied.
You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.
You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.
Your girlfriend lives the corner penthouse of spook central.
Your mother!
Your right no human being would stack books like this.
[answers the phone] Hello, Ghostbusters… Yes, of course they’re serious… You do?… You have?… No kidding. Just gimme the address… Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you [hangs up] WE GOT ONE!!
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