#1- Originally wanted Bob Hope. But, it turns out he won’t come.
#2- Why not?
#3- He doesn’t play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir.
#1- What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? #2- End of an inning?
(laughing) AND if you DO, and if you DO!
(over tape) 1. That’s very interesting, Nixon, and moving on, how would you describe your testicles? 2. They are soft, shallow, with no use of purpose whatsoever.
– Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man.
– Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize a Sinai. Why I wouldn’t buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend
— Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man.
— Bullshit! I know Nixon personally…. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize a Sinai. Why I wouldn’t buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend
1) ‘Comedy?’ No, this is not comedy. Comedy is funny, hysterical-type things.
2) ‘Hysterical-type things?’ Requesting you to elaborate, sir.
1) Antics, dammit! Comedy of error, like the Keystone cops falling down. General wackiness like that.
2) Falling down? That’s a sight-gag. How would anyone see you fall down on the radio, sir?
1) You’d better stay cool. You’d better not be involved in anything. You’d better not even come within range of anything that happens. Or your ass is grass and I’m a lawn mower. Am I being fairly clear? 2) Yes sir. 1) SIR?! DO YOU SEE ANYTHING ON THIS UNIFORM INDICATING AND OFFICER?! (pointing at rank insignia) WHAT DOES THREE UP AND THREE DOWN MEAN TO YOU, AIRMAN? 2) End of an inning? 3) (pause) Sgt. Major. Now you get the hell out of here right now!
1. We’re going to go out in the field right now. Hello, what’s your name? 2. MY NAME IS BOB RIVERS! 1. Where are stationed, Bob? 2. I’M IN ARTILLERY! 1. Well, can we play something for you? 2. ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOUD O.K.?
1/_Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man.
2/_Bullshit!_I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn’t buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend
Again we’ve got our friend from military intelligence. Can you tell us what you’ve found out about the enemy since you’ve been here?
We found out that we can’t find them. They’re out there, and we’re having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.
Well, what do you use to look for them?
Well, we ask people, ‘Are you the enemy?’ And whoever says yes, we shoot them.
Baby please don’t go.
Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead mans balls. I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me.
Come on guys. We can’t kick out the gooks. ‘Cause then we’d have to kick out the spooks, the kikes, whops, the chinks and then there’d be nothing left in here but a couple of brain-dead rednecks. Now who wants that?
Don’t worry baby.
Dream on little dreamer.
Excuse me sir, but, seeing as the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we put the PC on the QT? ‘Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we’d all be put on KP.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! Its 0600 what’s the 0 stand for 0-my God its early probably to early for being that loud but oh well..
Great, I’ve been in Saigon for five months and my best friend turns out to be a VC terrorist. (shouting)THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME!
He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed. Especially around the eyes.
Here’s a news flash. Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically says that his daughters cannot ride in a convertible on public highways.
Hey! We’re back. Those last few minutes of silence were Marcel Marceau’s latest hit single Walking in the Wind.
Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!
I get around.
i like the smell of napalm in the morning
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!!!!!!
I saw my whole life ppassng by, and it wasn’t even interesting.
In the midnight hour.
It isn’t easy to find a Vietnamese man named ‘Charlie.’ They’re all named Nguyen, or Tran, or…
It’s very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie.
Mantovani?! That’s what they play for insomniacs who don’t respond to strong drugs!
Seein’ as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the VC on the QT cause if it leaks in the VC we could end up an MIA and then we’d all be put on KP.
Sir, in my heart, I know I’m funny.
sir, shouldn’t we keep the VP’s PC on the QT,cos if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA and we would all end up out on KP.
sir, you are in more dire need of a blowjob then any white man in history.
Thank you for that lovely tune, that funky music will drive us to the dawn, let’s go, let’s boogaloo till we puke
The hottest thing is my shorts, it’s so hot you cook in ’em. A little ‘crotch-pot’ cooking.
The men want him back! I want him back! REINSTATE the man!
Weather for today? Hot! damn hot, real hot, hot & wet! That’s ok if you’re with a lady but it’s terrible if you’re in the jungle!
Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot. I said it’s so damn hot I saw one of the little orange guys just bust into flames.
You are in more need of a blow job than any white man in history!
You know, it wouldn’t kill you folks to salute me once in a while.
You’re in more dire need of a blow-job than any man on the face of this earth
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