–How do you feel?
–Did you see THE EXORCIST? Then you better leave the room.
-Congratulations.
-For what?
-I didn’t know what else to say.
-What happened to your eye?
-I used it to stop a fist from going through my face.
1) I smell strawberries burning. 2) That is incense. 1) What’s incense? 2) It is what I am feeling right now.
1) I thought you said you were decent! 2) I am decent. I’m also naked.
1. Get me a Coke. Mother doesn’t want to have to beat you. 2. No willpower!
1. I was putrid, say it or I’ll smash this priceless nine dollar lamp into pieces! 2. Yes yes you were putrid!
and by the way, what do you think was little Lucy’s impression of what was going on in Momma’s bedroom with Tony Love Em and Leave Em Deforest?
Gay liberation is going to hang me from Shakespeare’s statue by my genitalia.
Get your mother a Coke!
I am not the one with the daughter.
What’s the matter? Didn’t Lady Ann wash her hands the other night?
I DON’T like the panties hanging on the shower rod !!!
I’m gonna get shot between the goddamn eyes!
If you were a Broadway musical, people would be humming your face.
Isn’t that what a mature relationship is all about? You root for me, I root for you? Well, its my third time up as cheerleader!
Never mind that, you’re rusting my guitar.
No, fine. FINE, HELL with It!
Oh, God, please let me get hit by a rich man in a Rolls-Royce.
The goodbye girl.
Well look at me, I’m all grown up. A man is walking out my door and I am not crumbling into a million pieces.
What is it about you that makes a man with a hundred forty-seven I.Q.
feel like a dribbling idiot?
You know, I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you, but your conversation is first rate.
You were never four-and-a-half. You were born 26.
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