#1: What is that? #2: Oh shit, what? #1: What is that? THAT is a mess. I want it cleaned up, boys! #2: Oh, yeah, sure, you got it!
(1)George Washington, President Lincoln, uhh…Martin Sheen
(2)That’s President Kennedy, you idiot!
(1)Well…same difference, I mean he played Kennedy once
(chunk throws sloth a candy bar, hits sloth on the head,sloth pauses for a moment, then suddenly filled with rage he breaks his zoo chains and picks up the babe ruth bar!) chunk says: G-g-g geez mister Y-yy-our even hungrier than i am!!!!!!!!!
(data) 50 dollar bell (bill) 50 dollar bell, guys we have the money to save the goondocks!!! (brand) shut up there fakes there phoneys!
(data) ahhh no there snot there snot!!
(mikey) CHUNK!! (chunk) I didn’t do it! (mikey) I know you didn’t do it now get over here
(sucide not at police station)you shmuck do you honestly think id be dumb enough to kill myself
(The Fratelli’s are interrogating Chunk)
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma!
… And your looks are kinda nice… when your face isn’t screwing them up.
1 – I can’t tell if it’s an A sharp or a B flat.
2 – Hit the wrong note, and we’ll all be flat.
1) What is that?! [pointing] 2,3,4) Oh, shit. What? 1) What is that? [points at crumbs on table] That is a mess, boys, I want it cleaned up! 2) [relieved] Oh..oh! No problem, Mrs. Walsh.
1) Chunk. 2) I didn’t touch it. 3) I know. Get over here. Hold this
4) Why me Mike? 5) Thanks for taking us up here. There’s a real big ball…and it’s got this thing– CRASH sound of glass breaking.
1) First the juicy tomato, then the plump little hand 2)No No I want to play the violin!
1) First you have to do the truffle shuffle.
2) Come on!
1) Do it!
2) Come on!
1) Do it!
2) Okay…
1) I’m sorry about your face! 2) It’s okay. I was born with it.
1) Is your Mommy here?
2) No, sir. Actually, she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
1) Is your Mommy home? 2) No sir, actually she’s down at the Market buying pampers for us kids.
1) Maybe she won’t notice.
2) Are you kidding? It’s her favorite part!
1) One-Eyed Willy! The most famous priate of his time. My dad told me all about him! 2) Dad’ll do anything to put you to sleep.
1) SLOTH LOVE CHUNK I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!2)Fertelli- member that one time we was gonna fix your teeth and we spent it on francies topay? I DONT WEAR A TOPEAY! rock-a-by baby in the trees top when the bow breaks the cradel with fall and.. FALL FALL FALL OH SWEATIE MAMMA DROPPED YOU ONCE!
1) What? 2) Let her mother worry.
1) [name] is being so sweet to me… 2) Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You’re in the clouds, and we are in a basement.
1)Does Brand have braces?
2)*laughter*
1)What are you laughing about? It was beautiful
2)Next time try kissing him with your eyes open, it’s a whole different experience!
1)Gimme a pepperoni pizza. 2)You want a pepperoni pizza, here’s your pepperoni pizza! (he picks up a slice of pizza and throws it at person 1.) Person 1 is hit in the face with the pizza. In anger he frantically grabs for his gun.
1)hey..how long you guys been standing there? 2) long enough mikey, long enough
1)If you let him out in this, you’ll be in the deepest, d-deep, deep. . . 2)Shit, ma. 1)I don’t like that kind of language, but that’s exactly what you’ll be in!
1)Mikey, Mikey, why don’t you come over here and make me feel like a woman (sticks tongue out of the painting and wiggles around). 2)You’re ruining the painting! 1)And you’re ruining my joke!
1)Mikey, Mikey, why don’t you come over here and make me feel like a woman (sticks tongue out through a hole in painting and wiggles around). 2)You’re ruining the painting! 1) And you’re ruining my joke!
1)Miss where’s your men’s room please? 2)Can’t you hold it? 1)Well no… 3)Mikey, Mikey this ain’t the type of place you wanna go to the bathroom in.. 2)Why not?? 3) Because there might be Daddy Long legs and..1)Chunk what are you talking about? 3)Dead things Mikey Dead Things!!
1)SLOTH LOVE CHUNK! 2) rock a by baby in the trees top when i bow breaks the cradel with fall wh… FALL FALL FALL OH NO SWEATIE MAMMA DROPPED YOU ONCE!
1)Well, is your mommy home? 2) No, actually she’s out buying pampers for all us kids.
1)What is that!?! 2)Oh shit what. 1)What is that!?!. . . that is a mess boys and I want it cleaned up!
1)What is that? 2)Aw shit what!?
1. [singing] when the bough breaks the cradle will fall……
2. BREAK????? FALL??????
3. Uh, I only dropped you once. Maybe twice.
1. Is your mommy here?
2. No, sir. Actually, she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
1. ruth, ruth, baby!! ruth ruth. baby! 2. oh my god, i think your hungrier than i am
1. Tell us everything! Everything!
2. Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
3. I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma!
1. Tell us everything! Everything! 2. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knoced my sister Edie sown the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out..But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to his movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then,t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hau-hau-ha-hauuuuuuu–and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
3. I’m beginning to like this ked, ma!
1. what are you doing? 2. setting butty traps. 1. you mean booby traps. 2. thats what i said booty traps.
1.) Hey this is a funny candle, it’s sparkling.
2.) That’s not a candle. That’s DYNAMITE!!!
1.) I got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes! 2.) Slick shoes!? Are you crazy!?
1.) Um, ok. That’s the little boys’ room and that’s the little girls’ room. Where are you going.
2.) Going to the mens’ room.
1.) You can’t just take these. They’re somebody else’s wishes, someone else’s dreams.
2.) Oh yeah? Well this one, this one right here- this was my dream, MY WISH. And it didn’t come true, so I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
1.) You hear that?
2.) Yeah it sounds like my old man taking a leak. The Roosevelt.
1.Kids must of cleaned him out. 2. Sure, right before they ate him. 3. Stupid.
1632, is that a date or something? no you idiot, its your top score on pole position.
1: I got it! I got it! I got it! (glass falls and breaks) I don’t got it. Group: You clutz 1: Hope it wasn’t a deposit bottle.
1: They must have cleaned him out. 2: Sure, right before they ate him.
1:Listen, okay? You guys’ll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
2: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
3: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
4: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather’s pizza, right?
1: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
1)I got it, I got it! (*CRASH*) I don’t got it.All[name] you klutz!! 1)Hope it’s not a deposit bottle.
Andi: I can’t tell if it’s an A sharp or a B flat.
Mikey: You hit the wrong not, we’ll all be flat.
Andi: I can’t tell if it’s an A sharp or a B flat.
Mikey: You hit the wrong note, we’ll all be flat.
If it was on that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces.
Mikey: Goonies never say die!
>More amazing than the time that Michael Jackson came over to use your bathroom. More amazing than the time you saved those old people from the nursing home fire. And I bet it was more amazing then the time you ate and lost weight for Godfatehers Pizza. >>Okay Okay, Michael Jackson didn’t come over to use the bathroom, but his sister did!
Adios Senorita!
Ah man! You smell like phs ed!
Andy – i think the next one is b-flat im not sure…..Mikey – Play this next note wrong and well all be flat!
ANDY! YOU GOONIE!!! (echoes)
Andy, you goonie
Andy-I can’t tell if it’s an A sharp or B flat
Mikey-Well if you don’t play the right note we’ll all be flat!
Andyyyyy…..youuuuu goooonnniiieeee!!!!
Andyyyyyyyyyy, you Gooooonieee!!!
Aw, this is just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber. Where’s the gold?!
Awww. Who needs it? (Throws an inhaler into the sand.)
Awww…that’s my mom’s favortie part!!
Brad, Um, god put that rock there for a purpose and I’m not so sure you should move it
Brad. I’m in here with my eyes closed!!!
Bran, Bran, hurry i am in here, with my eyyyes closed.
Brand) He should be put in a plastic bubble. Mother)I serious Brandon, that’s not funny. He takes one step outside and you’re in the biggest most absoulute, absoulute… Brand)Shit, ma Mother)I don’t like that language, but that’s exactly what you’re gonna to be in.
But this one, this one right here, this is my coin, my wish…and it didnt come true. I’m taking it back, I’m taking them all back
bye bye marbles!
Chester Copperpot! Don’t you see? He was a pro and he never made it this far!
chocolate…
Chunck: Oh wow a real police Chase! …Spills drink… Oh Shit!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Chunk: Hey you guys! Let me in, you wont believe what I just saw!
Mouth: First you have to do the Truffle shuffle!
Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys’ll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather’s pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
CHUNK: Shame, shame!
DATA: We know your name!
MOUTH: C’mon, Brand! Slip her the tongue!
Chunk: You turd! Listen Okay? You guys will never believe me. There’s two cop cars okay? And they’re chasing this, 4-wheel deal with this real neat ORV and there were bullets flying all over the place, it was the most amazing thing I ever saw!!
Clark you are so nice! Nice is my middle name Mrs. Walsh.
Come on Brand! Slip her the tongue!
Come on, let’s kill each other over pepperoni
CYNDI LAUPER: (singing)…Goonies ‘R’ good enough! They’re good enough for me! YEAH-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah!
DATA IS TIRED OF FALLING DOWN!
Data: Guys They are coming, they’re coming and they look reall reall pissed off!
Data: im setting a boody trap…you mena a booby trap?…thats what i said! a booby trap!
DATA: You know i am wondering….What is in that bag?
DEAD THING MICKEY……..DEAD THINGS!
Don’t you realize? The next time you see sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what’s right for them. Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.
Dont i have a beautiful body!? Dont i have a beautiful body!? You’ve got a great body.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brandon Walsh: No, sir. Actually, she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
Estoy en una casa de los locos!!! Por Dios!!!
everything.OK!I’ll talk!In third grade,I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade,I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.In fifth grade,I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out..But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-then, I made a noise like this: huaa-huaaa and then I dumped it over the side,all over the people in the audience. And then,this was horrible,all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.I never felt so bad in my entire life
Fifty Dolla Bill? Fifty Dollar Bill!!!
Fifty Dollar Bill!?!?!?!? Fifty Dollar Bill!!!!
Follow those size fives!
FUCK ME FREDDY, I SLURPED SLOTH’S COCK…. THAT IS THE GOONIES TONUGE TWISTER OF THE DAY.
G-g-g-geez Mr..Your even hungrier than iam!
guys guys ive been saved by my peaches of perill!………guys guys im in an old ruuum!!(room)
Guys, I know when My Stomach Growls there’s Trouble
H-E-Y! Y-O-U! G-U-Y-S!
H-h-hi, s-sir. My name’s Lawrence but people call me Chunk.
HEEEEYYY, You guuuuuuyyyyys!!!
Hey Ma,after we dump the kids how do we get outta here? They ain’t been leaving no trail of bread crumbs,you know.
Hey Mikey, ya gotta go to the bathroom?
Hey you guys!
Hey you GUYS!!
Hey you guys!!!
Hey, I got an idea! Why don’t we pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way thru!
Hey, if God put it there, I don’t think you should move it
Hey, you guys!
I can’t tell if it’s an A sharp or a B flat!!
I don’t wear a hair piece!!
I don’t wear braces, Mikey wears brac………
I feel like I’m babysitting. Except I’m not getting paid.
I guess that’s why they call you One-Eyed Willie, One-Eyed Willie…
I know there around here somewhere i can smell there bubblegum!
I like the dark, I love the dark, but i hate nature I hate nature!
I made a boobie trap
I made a pot of fake peuk and i hid it in my jacket and went to this movie theatre, climbed the balcony and i made a noise like this…huuuuaaah, huaaahhh, huuuuaaah, huuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaah, and i dumped it on all the people…and this is the worst part, everyone started getting sick and throwing up all over eachother…i’ve never felt so bad in my whole entire life.
I once pushed my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog.
I SMELL ICE CREAM!
I smell ice cream…
i sware to god if you move that mirror one more time.
I will never betray my goon dockfriends, We will stick together until the whole world ends, Through heaven and hell, and nuclear war, Good pals like us, will stick like tar, In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies, I am proudly declared a fellow Goonie
***GOONIE OATH***
i will not be taking alive, Mikey
I’m Capitan Chunk, and Capitan Chunk says let’s get the hell out of here!!
I’m depressed…[opens fridge, takes out whip cream, and starts chugging it down]
I’M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOUR CLOTHES’LL BE OUT OF STYLE!!!
I’m not a Goonie…I wanna go home.
I’m not afraid of the dark. I like the dark. I love it. But I hate nature. I HATE NATURE!
I’m so depressed.
If god made us that way we would all be pissing in our faces
if god meant to put em on that way we’d all be pissin’ in our faces
If God wanted it that way, we’d all be pissin in our faces!!
if you get it wrong will all be flat
Im not afraid of the dark. I love the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature, I HATE NATURE!
In the garage… ORV… bullet holes THE SIZE OF..
It’s the STIFF!!
Its our last Goonie weekend. We should be going out in style. Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace, downing the boozes, but noooo….one older brother had to go and screw it up. Fluncking his driver’s test.
Jerk Alert!
JERK ALERT!!It’s Chunk!
Kids suck!
Kids suck.
La marijuana va en el primer cajon. La cocaina y rapidez va en el segundo, y la heroina en el de abajo. Seimpre hay que separar las drogas!!
Listen, ok you guys will never belive me- there was 2 cop cars ok and they were chasin this 4 wheel deal this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flyin all over the place, it was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
long enough mikey….long enough
look guys, slick shoes
Lunctime! The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets! Come on! Move it out! You too, down there! Hey turkey!
Ma,you been bad!
mama: here’s your water Mouth: you call this water? mama: it’s wet aint it? drink it!
Mama:(turns on a blender and drops in tomatoes)First we start with the pudgy little fingers!Then the plump little hands!Then the fleshy arm!(Turns off blender)Now tell me where all your other little friends are! Chunk:(in tears) In the fireplace. Mama:Don’t lie to me! Chunk:(in tears) Honestly. We went over to Mikey’s dad’s place and we found a map that said that underneath this place there’s buried treasure. Jake:Come now don’t give us none of your bullshit stories,huh! Francis:(puts his hand around Chunk’s neck)Hey kid! I want you to spill your guts and tell us everything. Chunk:Everything? Francis:Everything!!! Chunk:Everything? Ok I’ll talk!(Francis removes his hand) In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!
Man, I smell like Phys. Ed!
martin sheen…
martin sheen? that’s president kennedy, you idiot!
same difference, i mean, he played kennedy once.
…i’m glad you’re using your brain.
yeah, well at least i have a brain.
so stupid, mouth.
Mickey, Mickey, Come here and make me feel like a woman. Come here and give me a nice, wet, slippery kiss. Mmmuhh! (Sticking his toungue through a hole in the painting)
Mikey – chester copper pot! dont you guys see he never made it this far..we have a chance!….Brand – a chance of what mikey ?? getting killed?
Mikey this ain’t really the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in.
Mikey! I’m going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
Mikey, this doesn’t look like a place you’d wanna go to the bathroom in, I mean there’s spiders…and DEAD things mikey, DEAD things!
Mikey: Listen… Mouth: Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey gross out!
momma fretelli singing to sloth…rock abye baby on a tree top when the bar breaks the cradle will fall..sloth rages with angre….break!fall!!…momma fretelli…ok slothy i may have droped you once…sloth..grrrrr!!….momma fretelli…ok ok maybe twice!!…sloth then makes her walk the plank !!
Mouth says..i want the venis scaddapein fromma 1951!…(Momma fretelli gets pen knife out and holds it to mouths throat saying)….all we serve is tongues!!
Mouth: Hey, wait a minute I got an idea.. why don’t we pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? Chunk: That’s all I can stand, I can’t stand no more! *knocks over water cooler* I got it, I got it, I got it.. *water cooler falls and shatters* I don’t got it.
All: You klutz!
Chunk: I hope it’s not a deposit bottle.
Mouth: Martin Sheen. Stef: Martin Sheen? That’s President Kennedy, you idiot! Mouth: Yeah, well he played Kennedy once! Stef: You’re so stupid, Mouth!
Mouth: No pe…no pen. No si…NO SIGN, NO SIGN!!!
Mouth:(tries to open door)It’s locked. Chunk:Thank god!!!! Mouth:Hey wait a minute Chunk. Chunk:What? Mouth:You know,I’ve got some naked pictures of your mom.Taking a bath.Wanna by ’em? Chunk:WHAT?!?! Mouth:Real cheap!! Chunk:(charging at Mouth who steps aside)Arrrrrrggggggggg!(breaks down door) Group:Thanks Chunk!
Mouth:(tries to open door)It’s locked. Chunk:Thank god!!!! Mouth:Hey wait a minute Chunk. Chunk:What? Mouth:You know,I’ve got some naked pictures of your mom.Taking a bath.Wanna by ’em? Chunk:WHAT?!?! Mouth:Real cheap!! Chunk:(charging at Mouth who steps aside)Arrrrrrggggggggg!(breaks down door) Group:Thanks Chunk!
Mouth:First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle
Nah, I’m just trying to er er dictate myself. That’s delude yourself dummy. that’s what I said, Delude myself.
not a quote, but a question –> is there any doubt that i AM the Goonies God?
-jon
Nunca subes aya arriba. Esta lleno de los instrumentos de tortura sexuales del Senor Walsh.
oh come on, come on, where are you? you are in the clouds while we are in a basement
Oh come on, come on. Where are you? You are in the clouds and we are in a basement.
Oh my God, that’s my mom’s most favorite piece!
Oh shit what!?
Ohh wow a police chase!
Ok, ok, so Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom… but his sister did!
Okay Brand, Michael Jackson didnt come over to my house…to use the bathroom, but his sister did.
Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
Okay, Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
Okay, Okay, Okay. Michael Jackson didn’t use the bathroom at my house. BUT HIS SISTER DID!
ORV. Bullet holes. Bullet holes!?!
ORV…Bullet Holes…. BULLET HOLES!
Out in the garage…ORV…Four wheel drive…Bullet holes the size of MOTTZA BALLS!
Pinchers o’ power… pinchers o’ power! i been saved by pinchers o’ power!
PINCHERS OF PERIL!!!!! PINCHERS OF PERIL!!!!!
Pinchers of Pow!
Pinchers of Power! Pinchers of Power! YOu guys, I be saved by my Pinchers of Power!
pinchers of power, pinchers of power
put her into 4 wheel drive and hold onto you hats!
Put her into four wheel drive and hold onto your hats!
i know there around here somewere i can smell there bubble gum!
follow those size fives!
long live the goonies, its the greatest movie ever made!
Put her into four wheel drive and hold onto your hats!
i know there arounf here somewere i can smell there bubble gum!
follow those soze fives!
reverse pressure!!!!!!!!
REVERSE PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky Road!
Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Baby…Ruth!
RUTH! BABY!
Ruth! Ruth! Baby Ruth!
Ruth! Ruth!…Baby RUTH!…ROCKY ROAD!
Shame shame we know your name!!
Shame, shame, know your name!
Si no ases buen trabajo, estaras enserada aqui con las cucarachas por dos semanas sin agua y sin comida!!!
SLICK SHOES!!!!!!!!
slick shoes??!!! are you nuts???!!!!!
Sloth-Ruth Ruth baby Ruth
Slothhhh loves Chunkkk!
so thats why the call you one eyed willy, one eyed willy
Soda pop! Oh boy am I thirsty!(opens cooler and realizes it’s empty) Damn it! (slams down cooler lid)
Somethings weird. Does **** wear braces?
Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak Mikey, Grossville.
Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey. Thrillsville!
Steph: Wait a minute you can’t do that Mikey and Mouth: Why not? Steph: Cuz these are other people’s wishes, they’re other people’s dreams Mouth: Yeah well y’know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream MY WISH .. and it didn’t come true.. so I’m takin it back.. I’m takin ’em all back
stop, no not my hand i want to play the violin!
Thank you sir, I mean ma’am.
That’s my mom’s most favorite piece
That’s my mom’s most favoritest piece!
You wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t.
That’s President Kennedy,you idiot!
That’s what I said, booby twaps!
The only thing we serve here is tongue. You boys like tongue?
The only thing we serve here is tongue. You boys like tongue?
there is something buried under there, josh
there’s no way i’m letting you out,cos mom will ground my ass, and i’ve got a date with andie on friday.
there’s no way, cos that means her mom’s gotta drive. then you’ll have to make it with her and her mom.
These one here………….this is my dream my wish and it didn’t come true, so I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back!
This is crazy, it’s nuts. I feel like I’m babysitting and not getting paid!
This is our last weekend. Last Goonie weekend.
This is our time…done here…our time.
This is ridiculous its like Im babysitting except I’m not getting paid
This is supposed to be water? It’s wet ain’t it? Drink It!
This is the best movie ever you all suck who hate it. What is wrong with you for not liking this movie. This movie is better than all other movies ever, and it is so funny.
This is the best movie ever. Better than Pearl Harbor. This movie deserves 2 thumbs and 5 stars. A perfect 10 out of 10
This was my dream…my wish…and it didn’t come true…I’m taking it back….I am taking ’em all back.
This was my wish my dream but it didnt come true so I’m takin’ it back, I’m taken’ em all back…
Ugh you idiot , you glued it on upside down!
We had our hands on the future…
but we blew it to save our own lives!
Mikey – The Goonies
what are you doing? it took him 376 lawn mower jobs to pay for that…it’s his most favorite thing in the world.
now it’s his most flattest thing in the world.
What home? In a few days it ain’t gonna be home anymore.
what is all this stuff?
it’s dad’s business.
yeah, but what is it?
i told you it’s dad’s business!
what is this a nuclear saturday come on guys!!!!!
When Dan said to Steve (look at the gas, man…) in the voice of Will Scarlet, brother of the true Prince of the Thieves, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, and I will consume the English with bolts of lightening from my eyes. I will have my vengeance, Man. You can be blahzay about some things Rose but NOT about The Inferno!
Why couldn’t I have had a little sister? Just a little sister, instead of that.
Why don’t we just pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?
Wow! It’s a giant piggy bank!
Wow! This is neat! We only have old Hannukah decorations in our attic, Mikey.
Ya know, your looks are kinda’ pretty when your face isn’t screwing it up
Ye intruder’s beware. Crushing death and grief…soaked with blood of the trespassing thief.
Yea, well you see this one? This was my dream, my wish….and it didn’t come true, so i’m taking it back, i’m taking them all back.
Yeah Lawrence like the time you told me that 50 Iranian terrorists took over all the Sizzler Steakhouses in the county
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
Yeah, that’s what I said. I said i’m setting booty traps.
Yeah, the octopus was really scary.
Yeah, the scariest part was the octopus.
You boys like tongue?
You CLUTZ!
You gotta do the truffle shuffle!
You guys are crazy! You know, you guys are self-destructive. There’s
a funny farm and it has your names written on it, but I’m getting
out of here…hey! I smell ice cream!
You idiot! That’s my mom’s most favorite piece.
YOU KLUTZ!
You know I am wondering what is in the bag.
You know, I am wondering, what is in that bag?
You said, you said you would give me a twinkie if I went up this big hill…
You see this one, this one right here? this was MY wish, MY dream and it didn’t come true so I’m taking it back…I’m taking them all back!
YOU SMELL LIKE PHYS. ED.!!!!
you TURD!
You’re the one who always gets us in trouble,00 negative.
you, know, i’m won-dering what is in that bag.
Your looks are kinda handsome when your face isn’t screwing them up.
[master bedroom]
MOUTH: (in Spanish) MARIJUANA goes in the top drawer, HEROIN goes in the middle drawer and SPEED and COCAINE go in the bottom drawer.
[stairwell near the attic door]
MOUTH: (in Spanish) Never go up there. That’s filled with Mr. Walsh’s favorite SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES. (MOUTH & MRS. WALSH leave. ROSALITA stands there. MOUTH touches her shoulder and makes her jump about 2 feet)
[that one room with brooms, cleaning products and whatnot]
MOUTH: (in Spanish) If you do a bad job you’ll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food and water. (He and MRS. WALSH leave)
ROSALITA: (in Spanish) My God, I’m in a crazy house!
[pouring water from one glass to the other] heyy mikey gotta goto the bathroom?
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