‘Big, big whooo big!!!’ ‘Alright, I’ll make you a big sandwitch.’ ‘No! no! big bear..’ ‘Big Bear!’ ‘Big bear! big bear! big bear chase… big bear chase… big bear chase me!!!!’ ‘This big!’
(1)YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! (2) WHATS HE SAYING? (3) I THINK HE’S SAYING GO FASTER!
(CHET ON SKIES) OH LOOK HE’S WAVING HE’S READY….(CHET) YOU BASTARD YOU BASTARD..(FAMILY) WHATS HE SAYIN? I THINK HE’S SAYING FASTER.
-IT TOUCHED ME!!- ROMAN: Its been touching you for 12 years, you never freaked!
1) Look at the maggots on that meat! 2) BAAAAARF!
1) C’mon, what kind of an old man wouldn’t want two little girls kissing him? (girls kiss the old man). 2) A dead one. 1) What? 2) Bill died this afternoon
1) Have you seen my ass lately? 2) No, not recently. 1) Well, I’ll be picking splinters out of it until the day I die!
1)(scream) 2) What?! 1) It touched me! 2) Well, it’s been touching you for 12 years and you never freaked!! 1) Not you! That! (points to a bat) 2) It is tiny flying mouse! Not a grizzly bear! 1) Come on, Roman! IT’S GOT EARS! 3) JESUS!!!!!!!
1)Oh go blow it out your ass! 2)Hey no one is blowing anything out there asses.
Afraid of a little bat!! … It buzzed me! We need a plan. It’s bigger than I thought. It’s about a two pounder
BEN: Aunt Katie and Uncle Roman are incredible butt-heads right?
CHET & CONNIE: Exactly!
Ben: You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck.
For God’s sake, this is beautiful country here! Take a good look!
Gee, you know I’m 25 pounds overweight, I dont need a blast to the ticker like that! I felt my clots start flowing again!
Get yourself a new spin cycle!
gotta introduce mr thick dick to mr urinal
How about the gourmet here ya know what he wanted? Hotdogs You know what they make those things out of huh Chet ya know? Lips and Assholes. HaHaHa I guess I’m old-fashioned I like assholes. Ha and I like lips if I could market lips like those I would make another million.
I gotta go introduce Mister thick dick to Mister urinal cake.
I know that a terrifying story like that coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure could be traumatizing to kids like yourselves. I know that because I had a similar situation with my Uncle Roy and a story he used to tell about a family who went into the woods and was attacked by a band of escaped Army psycho patients, who’d been subjected to violent, hellish torture behavior modification experiments. It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the Army kept them in, found this family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them. Well now that story gave me nightmares not to be believed. So, no more thinking about bears, all right.
I tell you what I see when I look out there. I see the undeveloped resources of Minnesota, Northern Wisconsin, and Michigan. I see a syndicated development consortium exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation. A greenbelt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse. Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware, entrails,syringes, fluids, blood, low grade radioactive waste all safely contained sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries. Now I ask you what do you see?
I just see trees.
I tell you what I see when I look out there. I see the undeveloped resources of Minnesota, Northern Wisconsin, and Michigan. I see a syndicated development consortium exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation. A greenbelt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse. Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware, entrails,syringes, fluids, blood, low grade radioactive waste all safely contained sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries. Now I ask you what do you see?
I’ll go see where he’s bivouacked the family.
If I can get an extra desert down him, ya think you could thrown in a couple Paul Bunyon hats for the kids?
It buzzed me! It’s a lot bigger than I thought…it’s about a two pounder. We need a plan…
Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!
Nature all around us, boys. Take it all in.
Now i’m normaly not a mean person but you forced me to…….HEY!!! GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Oh he’s heating the flu…meanwhile the human beings in the room are freezing!
Oh,no.AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pontoon boat? What the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat, retake Omaha beach?
Put a cork in it honey, I’m talkin business.
RACCOONS:Why do you think we have these sharp things for? To scratch our asses with!
ROMAN: Oh, thats just a little sparrow. -IT HAD EARS ROMAN!-
ROMAN: The rest of us are all probably going to die of heart attacks and strokes long before you. CHET: (mumbling) Ooooh I hope soooo
ROMAN: You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort, or would you rather skim the waves with unlce Roman in a jet boat? BEN: JET BOAT! Sorry dad.
ROMAN: You wanna cruise the lake in a pontoon boat? Or do you wanna ride the waves in a jet boat? BEN: JET BOAT!!….sorry dad.
Roman:Where is that ball slapping nag of yours?
So no more thinking about bears.
that’s quite a hairdo you’ve got goin on there
Thats the sound they mske, the high pitched squeal.
The rest of us are all probably going to die of heart attacks and strokes long before you.
(mumbling) I hope so. Wouldn’t that be great. Gee just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate. God that would be something I tell you.
We could go see a female Elvis impersonator in Whitewater, if anyone’s interested.
What a gas!
What do you mean? All kids like bugs, they’re cute. Especially fireflies- their butts light up.
Why do Chet’s kids look at him like he’s Zues?…My kids look at me like I’m a rack of yard tools at Sears.
Ya gotta twist it, ya twiiiist it.
Ya know what Chet the gourmet wanted- he wanted HOT DOGS! You know what they’re made out of dont you-lips and assholes…
Yakety-Yak.
You don’t crumple it you TWIIIISST it, ya gotta TWIIISSSST it!
you may think i’m made of iron and nails man..but when i get cut…it hurts…and you cut me
You wouldn’t know a good time if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face and started to wiggle.
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