1. Mr Deagle had a change of heart. He gets so setimental during the holidays. I would fired you in a second.
2. Merry Christmas to you, too
1. You haven’t seen my new apartment.
2. I haven’t seen your OLD apartment.
And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Bright light! Bright light!
Bye, Billy.
Deagle! Deagle, Deagle, Deagle!
Deputy [pointing at Billy]: Do you think this kid is drunk, Frank?
Sheriff: No, Brent, but YOU are.
DEPUTY: I want to drive. You always get to drive!
SHERIFF: ‘Cause I’m the sheriff, asshole.
Does your father usually give you vicious little monsters for a present?
Giz, want some chicken?
Gizmo, caca!
Goddamn foreign cars!
Man [having problems with his tv]: {swears} foreign tv! I knew we should have gotten a zenith!!
MRS. DEAGLE: Mrs. Harris, the bank and I work on the same purpose: to make money, not to support a couple of little deadbeats!
MRS. HARRIS: Mrs. Deagle, it’s Christmas!
MRS. DEAGLE: Now you know what to ask Santa for, don’t you?
Never feed ’em after midnight
pete: now can i have one?….yeah, real cute
Water…Gun.
with mogwai comes great responsibility.
Would fiftey gallons be efficient? I rarely use it myself sir…it promotes rust.
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