-Guess who is eating lunch in Mindy’s right now!
-Hitler.
-Then I never saw untill now how much in love with him you are.
-I’ll get over it.
-Why would anyone want to get over the one thing you hope for from the minute you’re born and remember untill the day you die.
1)You know what today is? 2)What? 1)Mine and adelaide’s 14th anniversary 2)really? 1)Yeah, we’ve been engaged for 14 years
1. Why can’t we get married?!?
2. Because – becuase I gotta go to a prayer meeting!
A person can develop a cough!
Adalaide: And what was that about?
Nathan Detroit: His wife is having a baby.
Adalaide: And why is he asking you?!
Nathan Detroit: Its his first wife.
Daddy, I have cider in my ear.
daddy, i’ve got cider in my ear!
Everybody in the whole world who hates me is now here.
For two weeks I gambled in green pastures. The dice were my cousins and the dolls were agreeable with nice teeth and no last names.
H: I just acquired five thousand fish. N: Five thousand? If it can be told, where did you take on this fine bundle of lettuce? H: I have nothing to hide. I collected the reward on my father. B: It is an advantage to have a successful father. Nobody ever wanted my old man for as much as five hundred.
How goes it? Nicely nicely thank you!
I have been running the crap game since I was a juvenile delinquent.
I’d like to be a good guy and an even better gambler. Thank you.
I’ll Know.
If I Were A Bell.
luck be a lady tonight…
luck be a lady tonight…
Luck Be A Lady.
No matter who you marry, you wake up married to someone else.
People miss planes. It happens.
Sarah: A melody can have the same notes, but suddenly it’s a different song.
Sky: Again, please?
Sarah: That song. Before it was all romantic and silly slush. But now it’s playing inside of me, all true and honest. As if my heart were beating the drum.
Sky Masterson to Nathan Detroit:
My daddy told me, Son, someday a guy is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which the seal has not yet been broken. And he is going to offer to wager you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this deck and squirt cider in your ear. But son, you will not take this bet, for as sure as you do, you will wind up with an ear full of cider
Skye Masterson: I got alot more riding on this one than money…
So sue me, sue me, shoot bullets through me… I love you…
Sue Me.
Take back your mink from whence it came.
Take Back Your Mink.
The heat is on
This dame has captured my attention…*moment later*..she has lost me.
Well, that makes it necessary for me to stop in again. Matthew 5:39. Don’t bother looking it up, it’s the bit about the other cheek.
When they get on a train for Niagra, and she can hear church bells chime, the compartment is air conditioned, and the mood sublime! Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time, a person can develop…a bad, bad cold!
Yeah sure Nathan, you can use my getaway car my..(looks around and sees a cop behind him)buick.
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