#1 Here’s $50 bucks for the burgers and $200 for the car. #2 What happened to my car? #1 I made some love stains in the back seat… you’ll see.
#1 I forgot my cell phone.
#2 You wanna run back and get it?
#1 No, we’ve gone too far.
(Harolds friend) You know the holocaust (Harold)Yea (Harolds friend) it was the exact opposit!
1) By repeating what I said, you’re just stalling because you can’t can’t think of a good comeback. 2) I can’t think of a good comeback? I can’t think of a good comeback? He thinks I can’t think of a good comeback. Well… YOU can’t think of a good comeback.
1) Chill out man. He didn’t hear what we just said. (pause) 2) I heard everything you just said.
1) You are worthless.
2) I’m not worthwile.
1-I’m so high right now! Nothing can hurt me!
2-huh? NOOOOOOO!
1 dies.
MARIJUANA KILLS
1. Get the gun!! 2.That’s a book not a gun! 3. Well secure the book!!
4.I’ll teach you how to read!!
Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know..?
Bullets, my only wekness. How did you know?
Burger heven worker- ohh just thinkin about those tender little white castle burgers with their small ity bitty griddles and their luscious taste….makes me wanna burn this mothafucka down…COMEON POOKIE LES BURN THIS MOTHAFUCKA DOWN!!!
come on try some dont you wanna b cool… dude im soo high right now nothing can hurt me (gun blows)
Daddy’s not coming on anything
Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?
Did Doogie Howser just steal my car?
Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
did she touch your penis?-Kumar
Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that if you’re craving White Castle, the burgers here just don’t cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one… just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let’s burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let’s burn it, Pookie! Let’s burn this motherfucker down! Let’s burn it down! Let’s burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
dude if you two guys have the yellow fever theres a kick ass asian party going on
dude NPH would not do that
dude you gotta come theres these two filthy pussie just waiting to…i-i mean there are these two very n ice pussies who want to talk to us
Dude, that was so not extreme.
Excuse me. Huh? Why are you, huh? Why are you peeing here? I mean why are you peeing on this bush? Why you peein on it? Well, no one was here when I choose this bush. What, you king of forest? Do you have a special bond with this bush? Okay nevermind I don’t feel like getting stabbed tonight.
EXTREME!!!
fuck.
HAROLD: Hey! What the hell are you doing? KUMAR: I’m trimming my pubes. HAROLD: Why aren’t you doing this in your room, man? KUMAR: The mirror’s in here. Hey, check it out. It’s like a bonsai tree. HAROLD: Hey! KUMAR: Besides, man, it makes your johnson look totally bigger. HAROLD: Please! Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those! KUMAR: Dude, I’ve been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.
Harold: What the hell are you doing!
Kumar: I’m trimming my pubes.
Harold: I use that to trim my nose hair!
Kumar: I’ve been using it to trim my ass for months.
Here’s $50 for lunch, and $200 for your car. What Happened to my car? You’ll see when you get in there. I left some love stains on the back seat.
hey Roldi, you do know whats leagal in Amsterdam
Hmmm, Kumar, so, is that like five o’s or two u’s.
—-Dude makin fun of Harold and Kumar
Hold his throat and groin.
Come on, rookie!
i am hungry as balls.
I understand the concept of supply and demand.
I’m so high right mow – We not low
Ima burn this mother down! Who’s with me!
Imagine the Holocaust……Yeah it’s the exact opposite.
Is this your bush? Huh? Is this your special bush? Fuckin’ treehugger.
katie holmes is a nice respectable girl…and im gonna see her boobs
Kenneth Park. Class of 2004. Hi!!
Kumar get out of the car to pee in the woods. As he’s peeing a guy in a suit walks up and pees right nest to him.
Kumar: Um Hey can I ask, why did you pee here? Why didnt you pick that bush or that bush over there?
Guy: It looks like a good bush to pee on, why r u peein on it?
Kumar: Cuz no one was here when i picked it.
Guy: What, is this your bush?
Kumar: Uhhhhh…
Guy: You got a special bond with this bush? YOu the king of the Forest?
Kumar: Whatever man.. i don’t feel like gettin stabbed tonight.
Guy: Nice pubes.
Kumar: Thanks…zipps up walks away.
Kumar: Check out those boils on his neck
Harold: Sshh
Kumar: You gotta look. One of them’s actually pulsating.
Harold: Shut up. He’s right next to me. He can hear you.
Kumar: Now there’s some sort of puss,
It’s disgusting!
Harold: Shut up.
Kumar: Just one little boil. Just look at it.
*Harold Looks*
Kumar: See, isn’t that the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen?
Harold: Do you think just because you’re whispering, he can’t hear what you’re saying? He’s two feet away from us. He can hear this entire conversation. He can hear me talking right now.
Kumar: Don’t worry about it. He can’t hear anything…not with all that crust in his ear…………….
Freakshow: I heard everything you said.
Kumar: Dude just stop being a f***** vagina mcginesteen and ask her out!
KUMAR: I have to ask you. Why are you peeing right here? GUY: What? KUMAR: I mean, why’d you pee right next to me when you could choose
that bush or… GUY: This is a good bush to pee on. Why are you peeing on it? KUMAR: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush. GUY: Oh. So you get to pee on it and no one else does? KUMAR: No, I just… GUY: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush? KUMAR: No, I just thought that… GUY: You the king of the forest? KUMAR: I’m sorry? What? GUY: Are you a fuckin’ tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?! KUMAR: Never mind. Forget it. I really don’t feel like getting stabbed tonight. GUY: Nice pubes. KUMAR: Thanks.
KUMAR: What happened to White Castle? BURGER SHACK GUY: What? KUMAR: There used to be a White Castle right here in this location- where is it? BURGER SHACK GUY: I hate to be the barer of bad news guys, but Burger Shack they bought this location about 4 years ago. HAROLD: God! KUMAR: Please tell me theres another white Castle in town. BURGER SHACK GUY: No. HAROLD: Are you sure? BURGER SHACK GUY: Do look the kinda brother that would be unsure about something like that? KUMAR: Shit! What are we gonna do? HAROLD: I don’t know man, should we just eat here? BURGER SHACK GUY: hey pssst, there a White castle thats open 24 hours up in Cherry Hill, its about 45 minutes from here. KUMAR: I can make the trip if you’re willing to. HAROLD: Kumar I got a shitload of work to finish, you got that med school interview. KUMAR: woah woah woah forget about the med school interview its a non-issue.
KUMAR:Hey thanks for stoping. ……..FREAKSHOW:OH no problem at all really , I saw you two standing there in the darkness and I said to myself …What would Jesus do?
Learn how to make coffee bitch!
MOVE YOUR RETARDED COCK-SUCKING ASS!!!
Oh no problem at all. I just saw you two standing out there all alone in the dark and I thought to myslef…..(Gets quiet)…..what would jesus do!!!
Oh you sunk my battle shit.
ok i have some bad news and some really bad news. ok whats the really bad new? well i juts looked at soe signs and it looks like the cheetah took us about 20 miles in the wrong direction. so whats the bad news? Oh your laptop is destroyed. How is that not the worse news? well i figured the white castle subject effects us both and the laptop only effect you
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extreme extreme, I give that about a 9.5!
Praise the lord and pass the amunition!
Randy: (singing) Hey Randy, What?, the devil, Huh?, the Devil is Everywhere.
saw you two boys stranded in the dark and rain. so i said to myself…..WHAT WOULD JESUS DO??
Shotgun Anus!
SHOTGUN ANUS!!!
Thank you, come again.
thanks for picking us up. …..yea well i seen you two boys on the road out there and i said to myself, Whatwould jesus do?….you boys taken jesus christ and your lord and savor?……Yea yea hes great
The Doogie line always works, Laaap Dancee.
the girls never came, the girls never came.
the hemoglobin trotters haha get it? u no the black…african american..
people of colre descent?
Tits!! Those can’t be real! Yes they are!
UUUUURRRAAAHHHHHH, UUUURRRRRAAAAHHHH. dude whats that suppose to be a teridactile
wanna play battleshits?
We added a secret ingrediant to the special sauce. It;s seamen. Animal seaman. AHHHHHHHH
Yea, im cravin burgers- furburgers.
Yeeeah, just cause you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you gotta do porn.
you boys need some help?
You said we could have sex with your wife!
Did i really..Well then how bouta foursome..who wants to give me a reach around first?!
you were asleep for half an hour so i figured i’d do some gay shit and you’d wake up
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