(Harry, ROn and Hermione walking up the stairs)Hermione: Hearing voices isn’t good, even in the wizarding world. And walks away. Photo of a man talks to Harry and Ron: She’s right you know.
(in a very high voice) Can we start to panic now?
(Neville faints)
Prof. Sprout-ah, Longbottoms got the glitchy pair
Seamus- No ma’am, hes just fainted.
Prof. Sprout- ah yes, well just leave him there.
– harry potter free dobby, how can dobby pay?
– just promise me something dobby
– anything sir
– NEVER try to save my life again
-Now, I have an important question for you Harry, do you know the function of a rubber duck?
-sorry, there was nothing I could do, your bird, it just caught fire.
-oh, it was about time too
1) Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
2) Don’t worry I will be.
1) (in a high-pitched voice, looking at his broken wand) My wand. Look at my wand. 2) Be thankful it’s not your neck.
1) Again? You mean the Chamber of Secrets has been opened before? 2) Of course! Lucius Malfoy must’ve opened it when he was at school here. Now he’s got Draco out to do it. 1) We’ll have to wait for the Polyjuice Potion to know for sure. 2) And remind me. Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight, in the middle of a girl’s lavoratory? Couldn’t we get caught? 1) No. No one ever comes in here. 2) Why? 1) Moaning Myrtle. 2) Who? 1) (with a smile) Moaning Myrtle. 2) Who’s Moaning Myrtle? 3) (who was in back of 2 the whole time) I’m Moaning Myrtle!!! I wouldn’t expect you to know me! Who would ever want to talk to ugly, miserable, moping, moaning Myrtle? (3 lets out a high-pitches moan, and dives back into her toilet 1) She’s a little sensitive.
1) If you can’t control that bloody bird, it’ll have to go! 2) She’s bored! If I can just let her out at night…. 1) I know what’ll happen if that owl’s let out. You’ll use her to send letters to your freaky little friends. (to his wife and son) Now, we should run through tonight’s schedule one last time. Petunia, you will be…. 3) In the living room, waiting to welcome the Masons graciously to our home. 1) Good. And, Dudley? 4) I will be waiting to open the door. 1) Excellent, Dudley. (to 2) And you, boy? 2) I will be in my bedroom, making no noise, and pretending I don’t exist. 1) Too right, you will.
1) Say it. I’m doomed. 2) You’re doomed.
1) Take my hand! Hold on! 2) I’m trying! Your hand’s all sweaty!
1) This calls for specialist equipment. Nothing to do but wait till it stops, I’m afraid. (4 vomits up a slug) Better out than in. Who was Ron trying to curse, anyway? 2) Malfoy. He called Hermione a….well, I don’t know exactly what it means. 3) He called me a Mudblood. 1) He did not! 2) What’s a Mudblood? 3) It means ‘dirty blood’. Mudblood is a really foul name for someone whose Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It’s not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation. 1) See, the thing is, Harry, there are some wizards, like the Malfoys, who think they’re better than everyone because they’re what they call ‘pure-blood’. 2) That’s horrible 4) (vomits another slug) It’s disgusting. 1) And it’s codswallop. Dirty blood. There’s not a wizard alive today who’s not half-blood or less. More to the point, they haven’t thought up a spell our Hermione can’t do. (to 3) Come here. (takes 3’s hand) Don’t you think on it, Hermione. Don’t you think on it for one minute.
1) Where HAVE you been?! (to Harry) Harry, how wonderful to see you, dear. (to her three sons) Beds empty! No note! Car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen. (to Harry) Of course, I don’t blame you, Harry, dear. 2) They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window! 1) Well you best hope I don’t put bars on YOUR window, Ronald Weasley.
1) Where HAVE you been?! (to Harry) Harry, how wonderful to see you, dear. (to her three sons) Beds empty! No note! Car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen. (to Harry) Of course, I don’t blame you, Harry, dear. 2) They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window! 1) You best hope I don’t put bars on YOUR window, Ronald Weasley.
1) Where HAVE you been?! (to Harry) Harry, how wonderful to see you, dear. (to her three sons) Beds empty! No note! Car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen. (to Harry) Of course, I don’t blame you, Harry, dear. 2) They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window! 1) You best hope I don’t put bars on YOUR window, Ronald Weasley. (to Harry) Come on Harry, time for a spot of breakfast.
1) You heard what Hagrid said. Follow the spiders. 2) Why does it have to be spiders? Why can’t it be ‘Follow the butterflies’?
1)It’s not much, but its home. 2)I think its brilliant
1)Ugggh! Essence of Crabbe! 2)Cheers 1)I think I’m going to be sick! 2)Me too!
1)What did he say dear? 2) Diagonelly 1) I thought he did.
1-scared potter?
2-you wish!
1. My wand! Look at my wand! 2. Be thankful it’s not your neck. *BAM* 1. What’s happening?!
1. Look at my face!
2. Look at your tail!
1. Scared, Potter? 2. You wish…
1. They were starving him mum, there were bars on his window. 2. Well you best hope I don’t put bars on your window Ronald Weasley
1.Cornish pixies? 2.Laugh if you will Mr. Finnigan. But Cornish pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters. See what you make of them NOW!
1.Could you possibly think of a better way of spending detention than helping me answer my fan mail?2.Um no,not really
1.Why are you wearing glasses? 2.Emm…reading. 1.Reading?? I didn’t know you could read.
1.Why are you wearing glasses? 2.[Harry in the form of Goyle]Reading. 2.Reading? I didn’t know you could read.
1: Harry, if you die down there…your welcome to share my toliet. 2: uhh…thanks Myrtle
1: no need for me to be here. 2:NO! (pull out their wonds)you first 1: now boys what good would it do? 3: better you than us 1: well yes, obviously (2 and 3 push, 1 falls down)
1: why are you wearing glasses?
2: um…reading
1: I didn’t know you could read!
50 points if you can get it through her stomach, 100 points if you can get it through her head!
Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Dobby: Dobby is very sorry, Dobby had to iron his hands…
Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are.. it is our choices.
Harry: (smiling) I bet Dumbledore saw right through you.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that!
Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore has been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.
Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren’t exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.
Lucius: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name.. or very foolish.
Harry: You better clear out before my bones grow back, I’m might strangle you.
Dobby: Dobby is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home.
Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Hermione: Harry, even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn’t a good sign.
Hermione: I’m going to bed, before either one of you gets another clever idea to get us killed… or worse EXPELLED! Ron:She needs to sort out her priorities!’
Hermione: Look at my face.
Ron: Look at your tail.
Lockhart: Allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award. But I don’t talk about that; I didn’t get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.
Lucius: (to Harry) Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
Lucius: Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.
Lucius: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don’t worry. I will be.
Lucius: Now, now Draco, play nicely.
Lucius: What’s the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard, if they don’t even pay you well for it?
Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.
Malfoy: The last time The Chamber of secrets was opened a Mudblood died. So it’s only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me.. I’m hoping it’s Granger.
Malfoy: Training for the ballet, Potter?
Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.
Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
Malfoy: No one asked your opinion you filthy little Mudblood! (everyone hushes)
Ron: You’ll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs! (Ron’s spell backfires, causing him to spit up slugs)
Malfoy: The last time The Chamber of secrets was opened a Mudblood died. So it’s only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me.. I’m hoping it’s Granger.
Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you’re welcome to share my toilet.
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: (to the boys) Did you really? How did it go? (Mrs. Weasley hits him) I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you.
Ron: (in high voice, looking at his broken wand) My wand. Look at my wand.
Harry: Be thankful it’s not your neck.
Ron: Follow the spiders.. Follow the spiders.. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I’ll kill him!
Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days.. when she stops coughing up fur balls.
Ron: They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window.
Mrs. Weasley: You’d best hope I don’t put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley.
Snape: If I might, Headmaster. Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, the circumstances are suspicious. I, for one, don’t recall seeing Potter at dinner.
Lockhart: That was my doing, Severus. You see, Harry was helping me answer my fan mail.
Snape: Weasley’s wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We’ll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox.
Snape: You were seen! By no less than seven Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on Whomping Willow, that’s been on these grounds since before you were born!
Ron: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
The Sorting Hat: Bee in your bonnet, Potter?
Harry: I was just wondering, whether you put me into the right house?
The Sorting Hat: Yes, you were particularly difficult to place, but I stand on what I said last year: You would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry: You’re wrong.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Haven’t I told you? Killing Mudbloods doesn’t matter to me any more. For many months now, my new target has been you.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort’s powers were destroyed?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Let’s match the powers of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future.
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley: I’ll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. (to Harry) And you?
Harry: I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley: I’ll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. (to Harry) And you?
Harry: I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.
AAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAZZZING!!!! its just like magic!
After Lockhart reveals his ineptness at fighting the Dark Arts]
Ron: Is there anything you CAN do?
Gilderoy Lockhart: Yes, now that you mention it. I’m rather gifted with Memory Charms. Otherwise, all those wizards would have gone blabbing. I’d have never sold another book.
Alright there Scarhead?
Apperintly someone doesn’t want me here
Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Bet you loved that didn’t you Potter? Famous Harry Potter, can’t even go into a bookstore without making the front page
Bet you loved that didn’t you Potter? Famous Harry Potter, can’t even go into a bookstore without making the front page.~Draco Malfoy
Malfoy:Scared Potter? Harry: You wish
Training for ballet Potter?~Draco Malfoy
*in a high voice*H-h-h-h Harry…~Ron Weasley
We had to go get him mum, they were starving him!~Ron Weasley
Dobby did it for Harry Potter’s own good sir~Dobby the House Elf
Oh yes, Dobby had to iron his hands sir~Dobby the House Elf
You shall NOT harm Harry Potter!~Dobby the House Elf
But we had to get him Mum! There were bars on his windows!
you best hope I don’t put bars on YOUR windows, Ronald Weasley!
can we panic now?
Celebrity is as celebrity does.
Dean Thomas: Damn Harry, dat shit was FLYYYYY!!!!!!!
Diagonelly!
Dobby, give me the letters, now!
Dobby: Dobby is very sorry, Dobby had to iron his hands…
Draco Malfoy: Famous Harry Potter… Can’t even go into a book shop without making the front page.
Draco Malfoy: Scared Potter?
Harry: You wish
Draco Malfoy: The last time The Chamber of secrets was opened a Mudblood died. So it’s only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me… I hope it’s Granger.
Draco Malfoy: Training for the ballet, Potter?
Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry: [disguised as Goyle] Uhh.. Reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn’t know you could read.
Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are … it is our choices.
Dumbledore:It is not our abilities that show who we are, but our choices.
Eat Slugs Malfoy!
Even in the wizarding world… hearing voices isn’t a good sign!
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Filch-O dear we are in trouble arent we.
Filch: Well, I’d take a good look lads. This night might be the last you spend in this castle. Oh dear, we are in trouble.
Follow the spiders why couldn`t it be follow the butterflys!
Follow the spiders! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I’m gonna kill him!
follow the spiders! why cant it be follow the butterflies??
Follow the spiders. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I’ll kill him.
Follow the spiders. Why couldn’t it be follow the buterflies.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award. But I don’t talk about that; I didn’t get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him!
Gilderoy Lockhart: AMAZING! This is just like magic!
Gilderoy Lockhart: Books can be misleading!
Harry: You wrote them!
Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy, do use your common sense! My books wouldn’t have sold half as well if people didn’t think I’D done all these things!
Gilderoy Lockhart: Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me answer my fan mail?
Harry: Not really.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?
Ron: Ron Weasley.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who am I?
Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart’s Memory Charm backfired! He hasn’t got a clue who he is!
Gilderoy Lockhart: [picks up a rock] It’s an odd place isn’t it? Do you live here?
Ron: [takes rock from Lockhart] No.
[hits Lockhart on the head with rock, knocking him out]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club, to train you all up, in case you ever need to protect yourself, as I myself have done on countless occasions. For full details, see my published works.
Ginny: leave him alone!
Draco Malfoy: Look Potter got yourself a girlfriend!
Ginny: Mum, have you seen my jumper?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes, dear, I think it was on the cat.
Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
Mrs. Weasley: It was on the cat, dear.
Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat.
[Ginny looks at harry and runs ack up the staris]
Harry: Hello. did i say something
Ron: no! its just Ginny she fancies you.
Hagrid- It wasnt Harry Proffessor! Id swear it in front of the ministry of Magic!
Dumbledore- Hagrid!
Hagrid- Honestly! He was just with me!
Dumbledore-HAGRID! I do no tbelieve that Harry was the culprit for any of those attacks.
Hagrid- Of Course you dont! i…oh. Ill just wait outside then
Hagrid- Sorry im late, the owl that delivered my release papers got all lost abd confused. Some owl named Errol.
Hagrid-Nevilles pureblood and he cant stand up a cauldron the right way, and they havent in vented a spell that Harmione cannot do.
Hagrid: [to invisible Harry and Ron] If, er, anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they have to do is follow the spiders. Yep. That’d lead ’em right. That’s all I have to say. Oh, and someone’ll need ter feed Fang while I’m away
Harry Potter must NOT return to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter must promise Dobby he won’t go back!
Harry Potter: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
Harry, your hurt
harry- look if i didnt tell that snake not to attack justin…
ron-o thats what you were saying
harry-you were there, you heard me
ron-we heard you speaking parseltougne
harry-how can i speak a different language without even knowing im speaking it?
Harry- Ok, a house elf shows up in my bedroom, we cant get through the barrier to Platform 9 3/4, and we almost get killed by a tree. Clearly, someone doesnt want me here.
harry-i think its time to get my dads old cloak out again
Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore has been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
Harry: But I haven’t received any messages, from any of my friends. Not one, all summer.
Dudley Dursley: Who’d want to be friends with you?
Harry: It’s a snake skin.
Ron: Bloody hell! Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more!
[Gilderoy Lockhart passes out]
Ron: [to Harry] Heart of a lion, this one
Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.
Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren’t exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car!
Harry: There’s no Hogwarts without you Hagrid
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.
Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name… .or very foolish.
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.
Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name….or very foolish.
Harry: You better clear out before my bones grow back, I’m might strangle you.
Dobby: Dobby is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home.
Harry: You heard Hagrid; follow the spiders
Ron: Why does it have to be follow the spiders? Why can’t it be follow the butterflies?
Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He’s been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.
Harry: [to Dobby] Never try to save my life again.
Harry:It’s alright Ginny, it’s over. It’s just a memory.
He lived a thousand years ago. For all we know, you could be.
Hello. Do you live here? Who am I?
Hermione: Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn’t a good sign
Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Hermione: He called me a Mudblood.
Hagrid: He did not!
Harry: Whats a Mudblood?
Hermione: its a fowl name its beens dirty blood. someone is has nonmagic parents. someone like me!
Hermione: Look at my face.
Ron: Look at your tail!
Hermione: Look. Hagrid’s our friend, why don’t we just go and ask him about it?
Ron: Oh, that’d be a cheerful visit. ‘Tell us, , have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?’
[Hagrid has walked up behind them]
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn’t be talkin’ about me, now would ya?
Ron, Hermione, Harry: No!
Hermoine: Do you think he’s alright?
Ron: Who cares?
Hey, my name’s Harry. I’m a wizard. LOVE ME!!!
How thick can you get?!
I was looking for flesh eating slug repellant. They’re ruining the schools cabbages.
If anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they’d have to do would be to follow the spiders
If you die down there Harry, your welcome to share my toliet with me.
Immobulus!
It is not our abilites who show who we truly are, it is our choices
It is not our abilities that show what we truly are, it is our choices.
it is the choices we make that show who we truly are, far more then our abilities
Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.
Let’s match the power of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazaar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter.
Lets match the power of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazar Slytherin against the famous Harry Potter.
lockhart-hello ron-hi lockhart-who are you ron-ron lockhart- o, who am i? this is an odd sort of place, do u live here? ron-(hits him over the head with a rock)
Lockhart: Who are you? Ron: Ron Weasley. Lockhart: And who am I? Ron: Oh great…Lockhart’s spell backfired. He doesn’t even know who he is. Lockhart: This is an odd sort of place. Do you live here? Ron: NO! (hits him on the head with a stone)
Lockheart: I’ll just leave you three to nip them back into the cage
Lucius Malfoy: Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.
Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don’t worry. I will be
Lucius Malfoy: What’s the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard, if they don’t even pay you well for it?
Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
Lucius Malfoy: Clearly
Lucius Malfoy: Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
Lucius: Now now Draco, Play nicely. Ah, Potter. Forgive me, but your scar is legendary, as is the Wizard that gave it to you.
Herry: Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing but a murderer.
Lucius: You must be very brave to speak his name, or very foolish.
Hermione: Fear in a name only increases fear in a thing itself.
Lucius: Miss.Granger is it? Yes Dracos told me all about you, and your parents, muggles, arnt they?
malfoy- nobody asked you, you filthy mudblood!
ron- youll pay for that one malfoy, eat slugs!!!
Malfoy- What are you wearing glasses for?
Goyle(Harry)-um, reading
malfoy-i didnt know that you knew how to read
Master gave *NAME* a sock! *NAME* is free!
Moaning Myrtle: I’m Moaning Myrtle. I wouldn’t expect you to know me. Who would ever want to talk about ugly, miserable, moping, moaning Myrtle. AHHH!
Hermione: She’s a little sensitive.
Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you’re welcome to share my toilet.
Harry: Uh . . . thanks, Myrtle.
Mother fancies him
Mr. Weasley-Now harry, tell me what it the exact function of a rubber duck?
Mr. Weasly-You must know everything about muggles Harry, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Mrs. Weasley: Now don’t forget to speak very, very clearly.
Harry: Diagonally!
[Harry vanishes]
Mrs. Weasley: What did he say dear?
Arthur Weasley: Diagonally.
Mrs. Weasley: I thought he did.
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: Really? How did it go?
[Mrs. Weasley hits him]
Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you.
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: [To the boys] Did you really? How did it go?
[Mrs. Weasley hits him]
Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you.
Mudblood is a really foul name for someone whose Muggle-born.
My cat has been petrified…I want to see some punishment!!
My cat’s been petrified! I wanna see some punishmet!
Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?
Nice big smile Harry. Together you and I rate the front page.
Now, I have an important question for you Harry, do you know the function of a rubber duck?
Now, now Draco, play nicely.
o, by the way harry, happy birthday.
Of course! Pheonix tears have healing powers.
Parsletougne won’t save you now Potter! It only obeys me!!
Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom’s been neglecting his earmuffs!
Seamus Finnigan: No, ma’am, he’s fainted.
Prof. Sprout: [pauses and sighs] Yes, well, just leave him there!
Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom’s been neglecting his earmuffs.
Seamus Finnigan: No, ma’am, he’s just fainted.
Prof. Sprout: [pauses and sighs] Oh, well, just leave him there.
Professor Snape: Weasley’s wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We’ll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox
Remarkable, isn’t it? How quickly the venom of the basilisk penitrates the body. I guess you have little more than a minute to live. You’ll be with your dear mudblood mother soon, Harry. Funny, the damage a silly little book can do? Especially in the hands of a silly little girl.
Ron(in a high pitched squeaky voice)- Can we panick now????
Ron(very high voice)my wand…look at my wand!
Harry: Be thankful it’s not your neck!
Ron(very high voice) what’s that mean?
ron- dont you think wed see something big and hairy roaming around the school? hagrid- you wouldnt be talking about me, would you? harry, ron and hermione together-no.
Ron- Have you heard form Hermione yet?
Harry- No, but i reckon she’ll be out of the Hospital Wing when she stops coughing up hairballs.
Ron: Dad loves muggles, he thinks they’re fascinating.
Ron: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I’ll kill him!
Ron: Maybe we could trick Crabbe and Goyle into telling us if Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin.
Hermione: Even THEY aren’t that thick.
Ron: Say it, I’m doomed.
Harry: You’re doomed.
Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Mrs. Weasley: You’d best hope I don’t put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!
ron: when hagrid gets out of azkaban, I’ll kill him!
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?
Ron: You’ll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!
Ron: [in high voice] My wand! Look at my wand!
Harry: Be thankful it’s not your neck.
Ron:You’re a parselmouth! Why didn’t you tell us?
Harry:I’m a what?
Hermione:You can talk to snakes!
Ronald Weasley! How dare you steal that car? I am absolutely disgusted! Your father is now facing an inquiry at work, and it’s entirely your fault! If you put another tow out of line, we’ll bring you straight home! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud! *Rasberry*.
She should be out of the hospital wing in a few days, when she stops coughing up hair balls
She won’t wake
The Sorting Hat: Bee in your bonnet, Potter?
Harry: I was just wondering, whether you put me into the right house?
The Sorting Hat: Yes, you were particularly difficult to place, but I stand on what I said last year: You would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry: You’re wrong.
Then why did the hat out you in Gryffindor, Harry?—
Because I asked to it?—
EXACTLY. You see it is not our abilities that we are judged by, but our choices.
There could be a way. Mind you, it would be difficult, not to mention we’ll be breaking about 50 school rules. And it will be dangerous…very dangerous.
This is just like magic!
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Haven’t I told you? Killing Mudbloods doesn’t matter to me any more. For many months now, my new target has been you.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort’s powers were destroyed?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Let’s match the powers of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future.
Tom Riddle: You didn’t think I was going to keep my filthy muggle father’s name. I fashoned myself a new name.
Tom Riddle: Lets match the power of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazar Slytherin against the famous Harry Potter.
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I’ll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent! And you?
Harry: I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.
Voldemort is my past, present, and future!
We go to the trapdoor… tonight
Weasly Snr.: Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Welcome home Harry~Ron Weasley
What EXACTLY is the function of a rubber duck?
What’s a mudblood?
Why is it always me?
Why is it always me?-Nevill
Why me?
Why spiders, why couldnt it be follow the butterflies.
Why Spiders? Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?
Wood: Watch yourself Harry! (bludger hits his broom and he falls)
Harry: Wood!
wow! This is almost like magic!
You filthy little Mudblood
You murdered my cat…I’ll kill you…I’ll kill you!!!
You were great, Fawkes. I just wasn’t quick enough.
You’ll be next Mudbloods.
Your bird may have blinded the basalisk, but it can still hear you.
[After Harry pushes him down into the Chamber]
Gilderoy Lockhart: It’s really quite filthy down here.
[After the attack on Mrs. Norris]
Professor Snape: If I might, Headmaster. Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, the circumstances are suspicious. I, for one, don’ recall seeing Potter at dinner.
Gilderoy Lockhart: That was my doing, Severus. You see, Harry was helping me answer my fan mail.
[As Ron spits out slugs]
Hagrid: Better out than in.
[Crabbe and Goyle eat the floating Sleeping Draught cupcakes]
Ron: How thick can you get?
[To Tom Riddle]
Harry: [smiling] I bet Dumbledore saw right through you!
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