Movie Quotes from Heartbreak Ridge: Quotes from the movie Heartbreak Ridge

I am the ayatollah of rock and rolla.

(Highway) Strip off those T-shirts. (Marine) But Gunny we’re all the same. (Highway) The same as me?

(What are you planning on doing Sergeant Gunny?) I plan on making them lifetakers and heartbreakers sir.

1) If you want to pop that puppys can, you dont have to grease him so hard Jarhead. 2) You sound like your a man of experience. 1) Whats that supposed to mean Grunge Shit. 2) It means Im mean, nasty and tired. I eat consatina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round through a fleas ass at 200 meteres. So why dont you go hump somebody elses leg mutt face before I push yours in. 1) You aint gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth….Jarhead. 2) Hold this boy, war has just been declared. (fight) 2) Why dont you sit there and bleed a while. 1) First I carve me some faggot wings. (fight then 2 sits down) 2) Then there was this gal I knew in Thailand a real cross way breezer I swear.

Jones: The man has no social graces.

A group of senators who asshole to asshole couldn’t create a beer-fart in a whirlwind.

Adapt, improvise, overcome

Aggie, I’ll take you back home tonight after we close … AS USUAL!!!!

Allright you devil dogs, lets take that fucking hill

Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat constatina wire and spit napalm and I can put a round through a flea’s ass at 200 meters.

Big time football hero.

Can I run a tab on this?

Don’t do that man, he’s just a jarhead fool
You’re right, but hold me back just in case I lose my cool
‘Cause we’re the RECON platoon, we always GUNG HO
Gung ho to party, or watch the LATE SHOW
‘Til Highway came along, his abuse we don’t need
But we’ll end all this bullshit when Highway meets the Swede!

Don’t go away mad… just go away.

Get that contraband cigar out of my face sergeant before I shove it so far up your ass you gotta set fire to your nose to light it.

Gunny Highway in a jail cell:

You can run me, you can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don’t bore me.

Here’s to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn’t find.

I am not here because I want to take long showers with you Assholes, I don’t want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don’t habla. Comprende?

I CHEW ON JAR HEADS AND SPIT ‘EM OUT!!!!

I got myself so broke I couldn’t get outta sight if it took a quarter to go round the world.

I met her on a Wednesday she was the best, come Sunday morning I needed rest, cause she didn’t shave, she didn’t use Neet, tried to use my face as a bicycle seat! Word am I fresh?!

I will courtmartial you so fast that the only think that will beat you there is the ambulance that is carrying you

I’ll send you home with a ‘just-pumped-the-neighbours-cat’ look on your face.

I’ve been pumpin’ pussy since Christ was a corporal…

I’ve drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff that all you numb-nuts put together.

If I was half as ugly as you I’d be a poster-boy for a prophylactic.

If I was half as ugly as you, sergeant-major, I’d be a poster-boy for a prophylactic.

If you didn’t have those fucking stripes on, I’d kick your fucking ass around the mother fucking block…..yeah….but since I’m not into viloence, I’ll refrain from kicking your ass at this particular time

If you keep waiving that contraband stogie in my face, I’ll ram it so far up your ass, you’ll have to light it through your nose.

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

It means be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea’s ass at two hundred meters, so why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt-face, before I push yours in…

It might not kill ya’ but it’ll sure as hell break your heart.

Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we are going to take warm showers together later.

Leatha necked, Jarhead motha fucka

Looks like a cluster-fuck to me.

Marines are fightin. men, Sir. They shouldn’t be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out requisition forms for equipment they should already have!

My name is Gunnery sgt Tom Highway and I’ve drank more beer, pissed more blood banged more quim and busted more heads than all of you put together

My name is Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. And I’ve drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more balls than all you numb-nuts put together.

my name is gunnery sergeant tom highway and i have kicked more ass, banged more quim, drank more beer, passed more blood than all you numb nuts put together

My name is Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway and i have kicked more ass, banged more quim, drank more beer, passed more blood than all you numbnuts put together.

My name is Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway. I’ve drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numbnuts put together.

Recon Rap.

Suck on one of these. Smooth as a prom queen’s thighs only not so risky.

swede:i’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your throat(said it with a big sigh)

That man has no social graces

Thats the AK-47 Assault Rifle. The preferred weapon of your enemy.

The Aayatohla of Rock-n-Rolla, Stitch Jones.

the only think you could make webster is a good case of hemhroids!

The United States Marines is looking for a few good men. You ain’t it.

The United States’ Marines is lookin’ for a few good men – you ain’t it.

This is the AK-47 Assalt rifle, it is the prefered weapon of your enemy and it make a very disinctive sound when fired at you.

This is the AK-47 Assault Rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. When fired it makes a distinctive sound. Get used to it.

Tom: What are you smiling at shit-bird?
Jones: Man, I knew you was Santa Claus
Tom: Yeah? Well if you ever pull another suckhead play like that the only thing that’s gonna beat you to the brig are the headlights of the ambulance your on.

Try US Marines Stupid.

we constitute one shake of the wang any more is pleasure and we dont do that

Well…..rat’s bit

What are you the faggot Mod Squad?

Where’ve you been man? Freeze dried or doin’ hard time?

Why don’t you just sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain?

Yo man there ain’t been no hippies around here for centuries, they’re all been freeze dried or doing hard time.

You and your night stick file for divorce Reece?

You can have one for free if it’ll shut the hole under your nose.

[Marching Cadence] MODEL T FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS. MOUTH FULL OF PUSSY AND A HAND FULL OF ASS

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