Hammer, you’re the baddest heeb this side of Tel Aviv.
new santa: Is this any way to greet an old family friend?
hammer: I think it is.
new santa: No, it isn’t.
hammer: I think it is.
new santa: No, it really isn’t.
Oy vey, I’m stuffed.
Shabat Shallom motherfucker!
What are you doing here?
Mordecia I love you I couldn’t let you do it alone.
I love you to I, I’m sorry about my post coital freakout I, I get a little sensitive.
What were all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you’d think you were the Pope or something.
You want me to talk dirty to you? You want I should talk dirty to you? I wanna have lots of children by you….I wanna get a stable, good-paying job…I want to move to Long Island, somewhere fancy, but not fancy schmancy, I want for our children to go to private schools. Abraham will go to Yale. Little Isaac will go somewhere Ivy League, maybe Vassar. And everyday, I want you to tell me what to do…when I should do it…and how I should live my fucking life.
Oh, kiss me, you semetic stud.
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