#1: Cute plan, though.
#2: Cute as a Chinese baby.
#1: So, this Joe, is he cool?
#2: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.
–Hey, buddy. You forgot your change.
–Makes the world go round.
–I hear it’s nice down there in the sun
–Is that where I’m going?
–I’d have liked to build him that boat.
–Walk away from it.
–Looks like gold.
–That’s cause I gilded it.
–Nothing like a good plan, Joe?
–I wouldn’t even tie my shoes without a backup plan.
–OK, you want to wrap it up? Or do you want to stand around here and
try to gues my real name?
–What is your real name?
–Rumpelstiltskin.
–What was it before you changed it?
–Plan a good getaway, you can steal Ebbets Field.
–Ebbets Field is gone.
–What’d I tell you?
–Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes. Some might think it’s precarious, so maybe you’d want to pray about it.
–I’m not a religious man.
–There’s nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this
trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.
–Take it easy, baby. That stuff’ll rot your stomach lining.
–Yeah, but I get to drink it first.
–They found the car.
–What car?
–The station wagon. The cops found it.
–This other thing, the Swiss thing. If I was a publisher I’d publish the plans.
–Why don’t you publish the plans?
–Yeah. No, I said that’s what I would do if I was a publisher. Unfortunately, I’m a thief so I have to do that thing.
–Up early or up late?
–Not up at all until I get some of this in me.
–What are you waiting for?
–Four cappriccinos.
–What do I want? I want you to do the other thing!
–You screw me on Wednesday, you screw me on Friday. I’ve gotta go, I’ve got my face on a cereal box.
–What happened?
–Clean up the mess.
–What’s that?
–Gold.
–Some people say love.
–Well, they’re right, too. It is love. Love of gold.
–Where’s my wife?
–Let me tell you something about your girl, Joe. She’s a whore.
–Why should we believe her? Why the fuck did he send her here?
–I Think she came to me on her own.
–You going somewhere?
–What are you, the social service lady?
–You thinking of going somewhere?
–You come to take the baby back?
–You hotwalked that dude all day.
–I went to a good school.
–You put milk in, it lessens the chance of stomach distress.
–I can’t be worrying about every little thing.
–You should have popped the girl.
–Well, you should have been there.
-Aint you a piece of work…
-Yeh I came all the way from china in a matchbox
-Fill up her fucking drink she seems to enjoy it!
-Aint you a piece of work… -Yeh I came all the way from china in a matchbox -Fill up her fucking drink she seems to enjoy it!
-Don’t you want to hear my last words?
-I just did.
-Nice day for the race.
-What race is that?
-The Human race, kids growing up, hope for the future…
-Get in the fucking car!
-Nobody lives forever.
-Frank Sinatra gave it a shot.
-Nobody lives forever.
-Yeah, but you’re going to spend the rest of your life with me. Right
now.
-What’s that lady see in you, anyway?
-I’m very resilient.
-So’s Gumby.
-I’ve got a better profile.
18. 36. 7. Pound.
Ain’t you a piece of work?
Chuck! You got a phone call. It’s Mr. Smith at the office.
Cute as a pail full of kittens.
Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.
Find the security tape.
He isn’t gonna shoot me. Then he hadn’t oughta point a gun at me.
It’s insincere.
He’s so cool that when he goes to sleep, the sheep count him.
Hell of a thing!
Hey, buddy. You forgot your change.
I don’t want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as
quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton.
I don’t want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even THINKING about pissing on cotton.
I go with the gold.
I hate do do anything as dramatic as count the three. But one, two,
three.
I need the date for next month’s shipment and the name of a freight forwarder.
I worked my whole life. Why should I give him the benefit of a lifetime of knowledge?
I wouldn’t even tie my shoes without a backup plan.
I’m an attorney…could I have your name? I’m gonna have your job.
It’s a shame. You know what we didn’t actually get to do the thing.
The swiss job. It’s a beautiful plan.
It’s shaped like an arrow. Freccia means arrow.
Joe, you’re burned.
My mother fucker is so cool, when he goes to sleep, the sheep count him.
My motherfucker is so cool; when sheep go to sleep, they count him…
My motherfucker’s so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.
Nice day for the race.
Nobody can hear what you don’t say.
Nobody lives forever.
Frank Sinatra gave it a shot.
Nobody lives forever.
Nothing made me a criminal. I am a criminal.
Oh my, oh my. Go sell chocolates, you Heidi-motherfuckers, go sell
cukoo clocks, we got your gold!
She can talk her way out of a sunburn.
She could talk her way out of a sunburn.
Stay in the shadows.
The job is on the clipboard.
There has been an explosion. Pick up the phone and dial 911.
We got a firm date on the Swiss thing.
We have a report of a possible explosive device on board.
Well, I tried to imagine a fellow smarter than myself. Then I tried to think what he’d do?
Well, I tried to imagine a fellow smarter than myself. Then I tried to
think, what would he do?
What are you, the social service lady?
Wherever it is, brother…Don’t come back.
You got no job without me!
You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed
the chicken.
You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth. Your turn.
You’re just too hip to be happy.
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