(Name) is a very popular name. Remember a few years ago when all the boys were named Jason, and the girls Brittany?
(Singging) So you want be hero kid, well whoppy due! I have been aroudn the block before wiht blockheads just like you! Each and everyone a disapointment, pain for with there ain’t no ointment! so much for excuses, thos a Kid of Zuse’s askinf me to jum into the fram, my answer in to words….. OK.
1) Aren’t you a damsel in distress? 2) I’m a damsel, I’m in distress…I can handle this. Have a nice day!
1) Hercules…why does that name ring a bell? 2) I don’t know. Maybe we owe him money.
1) Is Wonderboy here for real? 2) What are you talking about? Of course he’s real. And by the way, sweetcheeks, I’m real too.
1) Meg, when I’m with you I don’t feel so alone. 2) Sometimes it’s better to be alone. 1) What do you mean? 2) Nobody can hurt you.
1) So you took care of him. Dead as a doornail. Weren’t those your EXACT words? 2) Ummm, maybe this is a different Hercules. 3) Yeah! I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. 2) Yeah. Remember, like a few years ago? Every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
1) What if you were to give up your strength for 24 hours…say, the NEXT 24 hours? 2) You have to promise Meg won’t get hurt! 1) Okay, I’ll give you that. Meg won’t get hurt, if she does – you get your strength back, yadda yadda yadda, dotted line, whadya say, do we have a deal?
1) You can’t do that! You’ll be killed! 2) There are some things worse than death.
1)You mean…you’ll do it? 2)You win. 1) You won’t be sorry Phil! 2) Oh God! 1) So when do we start, can we start now? 2) Oy vay!
1. ***, when I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone.
2. Sometimes it’s better to be alone.
1. What do you mean?
2. Nobody can hurt you.
1. All we need now is a plaque of locusts. (Locusts lands on fountain) All. AHHHHHHHHHH 2. That’s it, I’m movin to Sparta!
::The Fates:: In eighteen years precisely the planets will align every so nicely. The time to act will be at hand, release the Titans, that monsterous band. And the once brave Zeus will finally fall… and YOU HADES WILL RULE ALL! ::Hades:: Yessss! ::The Fates:: A word of caution to this tale. ::Hades:: Huh? ::The Fates:: If Hercules should fight you will fail. ::Hades:: WHAT!!!
A life without ***, even an immortal life, would be… empty. I wish to stay on Earth with her, I finally know where I belong.
At 1 you have to go see King Augeus, he has a problem with his stables. I advize you not to wear you new sandles.******* At 3 you have to get a girdle from some Amazon.
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll!
Dead as a doornail. Weren’t those your exact words?
Ehhhh Guys? The Olympus is THAT waY!
Everyone has a weakness. For Pandora it was the box thing, the Trojans, hey they got on the wrong horse.
for a hero isnt measured by the size of his stregnth but by the stregnth of his heart
Guys! Mount Olympus would be THAT way.
He comes on with his big innocent farmboy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Hey, I’m walkin’ here!
Hold it. Zeus is your father, right? Zeus. The Big Guy? He’s your daddy? Mr. Lightning Bolts? Read me a book, whouldja dada? Zeus: Once upon a time…
honey, you mean HUNKules!
honey…you mean HUNKules!
How sentimental. You know I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
I am ready! I want to get off this island, see some battles and monsters, rescue some damsels, you know, heroic stuff.
I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissis discovered himself
i havent been so chocked up since i got a lump of musuka in my throat
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip girl!
Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out…
(Sung by Belinda Carlisle)
I trained them all! Odysseus…Perseus…Theseus…a lot of sus-es.
I’d given up hope that someone would come along
A fellow who’d ring the bell for once- not the gong!
The kind who wins trophies
Won’t settle for low fees
At least semi-pro fees
But no, I get the greenhorn!
I been out to pasture, pal, my ambition gone.
Content to spend lazy days and to graze y lawn
A satyr, but wiser!
A good merchandiser, and oh!
There goes y ulcer!
I’m down to one last hope and I hope it’s you
Though, kid, you’re not exactly a dream come true
I’ve trained enough turkeys, who never came through
You’re my one last hope so you’ll have to do!
Demigods have faced the odds and ended up in mockery
Don’t believe that you read on all the crockery!
To be a true hero kid, is a dying art
Like painting a masterpiece, it’s a work of heart
It takes more than sinew, comes down to what’s in you!
You’ll have to continue to grow.
NOW THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!!
I’m down to one last shot and y last high note
Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
My dreams are on you kid.
Go make’em come true!
Climb that uphill slope, keep pushing that envelope!
You’re my one last hope and, kid, it’s up to you! ( yeah! )
I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
I’m an action figure!
I’m the most famous person in all Greece! I’m an action figure!
If there’s a prize for rotten judgement I guess I’ve already won that. No man is worth the aggravation. That’s ancient history! Been there, done that!
It’s a small underworld after all!
It’s a small underworld after all, huh?
It’s alright! The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
Jeepers (slurred) Mr.! You’re Strong!
lets see, who could b behind curtain number 1!
Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut Meg
Memo to me, memo to me, main you after my meeting
Memo to me, memo to me…maim you after my meeting.
people always do crazy things, when they’re in love
See ya later Herc, Its been a real slice.
So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
sometimes, i feel like i just don’t belong here… like i’m supposed to be..somewhere else…
Thanks for everything, Herc. It’s been a real slice.
The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death? Hmm…is there a catch?
Two words: I am retired.
We dance, we kiss, we schmooz, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on?
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, go home happy, what’d’ya say. C’mon.
who put the GLAD in GLADIATOR…HERCULES!
WHO PUT THE GLAD IN GLADIATOR?! HERCULES!
Whoa, is my hair out?
Wow, what a day, first that restaurant by the bay and then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems.
You know how men are, they think no means yes and get lost means take me i’m yours.
You’re already on my list, sister, so don’t make it worse!
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