(She)Are you coming to my room tonight?
(He)I don’t know, I am tired.
(She)I’ll let you put on my underwear.
(He)I’ll be there at 10.
–Richard H. Thorndyke. What does the ‘H’ stand for?
–Harpo. My mother loved the Marx brothers. She saw all their movies.
1. Where’s Brisbane? 2. They took him to…OWWWWWWWWW
Harvey Korman:I’ll be good…I’ll do what you say…and if I don’t, you can beat the crap out of me.
Thorndike singing High ANX-I-ETY, whenever you’re near. High ANX-I-ETY, it’s you that I fear.
Brophy’s not smart enough to have a nerous breakdown.
Brophy: I’m your chauffeur and sidekick…
Here’s your paper..paper…paper….
I don’t know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill ’em? if you want me to kill ’em, I’ll kill ’em. I don’t have to kill ’em, but I’d like to kill ’em…I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won’t make a difference…It would make me happy…I’d like to kill ’em both…I think it’d be better if I kill ’em both…Well, let me kill just one then…Whichever one you want…Alright, I’ll wait. But the minute you say kill ’em, I’ll kill ’em. I’ll love to kill ’em. It would give me immense pleasure.
I feel like I’m caught in a web!
I got it… I got it… I got it… (THUD!) I ain’t got it.
I know you better than you know yourself. You LIVE for bondage and discipline!
I understand now!…It’s not height I’m afraid of! It’s parents!
I want you to KILL THORNDIKE.
Not a word…leaves room…hey guys, guess who’s got High Anxiety?
Nurse Diesel: Come to my room right after dinner.
Montague: I can’t; I’m too tired. I think I’ll turn in early.
Diesel: I’ll let you wear my underwear.
Montague: I’ll be there.
suffers from pe-….(looks, sees little kids)…..pee-pee envy.
That kid gets no tip.
That kid gets no tip.
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.
oh, just one bite, please?
You’re wearing Jeans?
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