Get out of here you nosy little pervert, Or ill slap you silly.
(After getting the money from the toy store) Harry: Merry Christmas, Harry! Marv: Happy Hanukkah, Marv!
(Harry)Nothing would trill me more then to shoot you but since we’re in a hurry, you throw down the camera, and you will never here from us again. (kevin)Promise? (Harry) cross my heart and hope to die. (Kevin)Ok!
1) Excuse me what’s that city over there 2) That’s New York Sir 3) Yikes I did it again 4) Something wrong Sir 5) I’ll be fine
1) He took our picture!! 2) How did my hair look?
1) How many fingers am I holding up, (name)? 2) (makes strange whining noise) 8?
1) How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 2) Mmmmmmmmmmm……..8?
1) What kind of idiots do you have working here? 2) The finest in New York.
1) What’s that sound ?…….2) That was the sound of a tool chest . Falling down the stairs .
1) Where’d he go? 2) I’m down here, you big horse’s ass!
1)….then we’ll hightail it to some foreign country. 2) Arizona?
1)Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 2)I love you. 1)You gotta do better than that. We love you!
1)Sonny? 2)Yes? 3)Nothing would thrill me more than to shoot you.
1. And how are we this morning? 2. Fine. Has my transportation arrived? 1. Out in front, sir. A limousine and a…pizza. Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.
1. Cedric, don’t count your chips in public… 2. Sorry. 1. …and find out everything you can about that…young fellow.
1. Fuller, don’t get your hopes up. 2. Huh? 1. I don’t think Santa Claus visits hotels. 2. Are you nuts? He’s omnipresent. He goes everywhere.
1. My prank was immature and ill-timed. 2. Immature or not, it was pretty gol-durn hilarious.
1. With all due respect, madam. Your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world. 2. Could you stay out of this please? 1. As you wish.
1: You better not wreck my trip you little sourpuss, your Dad’s paying good money for it. 2:Oh, wouldn’t wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 3: What a troubled young man.
A Holly Jolly Christmas.
All alone on Christmas.
American don’t fly to the Promised Land, little buddy!
Beat that, you little troutsniffer.
But how can we have christmas without a christmas tree mom…
We’d decorate a palm tree….
Buzz: Now enough of this gooey shi.. show of emotion.
Christmas all over again.
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Credit Card? You got it!
dear mr duncan i broke you window to catch the bad guys.
I am sorry do you need insurance if you do i’ll send you some money
Merry Christmas Kevin Mcalister.
P.S thanks for the turtle doves.
Do you know how the tv works
I am ten years old tv is my life…
(ASKING FOR TIP)
Well…
Oh i am sorry and there is plenty more where that came from..
duncans toy chest
Frank: Take it is on easy the pepsi, the rubber sheets are packed
Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. (knock knock knock)
Gees don’t flash these babies around here, there could be girls on this floor!
Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I’m gonna slap you silly.
Get outta here you nosy little pervert or i’m gonna slap you silly!!
Go on in there, get your tie, get out and don’t look at nothin’
Harry, I’ve reached the top!!
Harry..ive reached the top…ahhhhhh
Harry: Here we are Marv, Newy York City, the land of opportunity, smell that?
Marv: Yeah.
Harry: Know what it is?
Marv: Fish.
Harry: It’s freedom.
Marv: No it’s fish.
Harry: It’s freedom, and it’s money!
Marv: Ok, ok it’s freedom.
Harry: We better get out of here before somebody sees us.
Marv: And it’s fish.
Have a lovely day.
He said he didn’t come all the way to New York to get his naked rear end spyed on.
Hello. This is Peter McCallister, THE FATHER, and I’d like a hotel room please…(yes)…with an extra large bed, a t.v., and one of those little refridgerators you have to open with a key…(yes sir, you’ll need a major credit card upon check-in)…credit card?? YOU GOT IT!
Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor
The vacuume guy?
No, the president
Herbert Hoover stayed on this floor..(the vacuum guy) uh no the president
Here we are marv new york city mmmm ahh do you smell that…
Yeah…
Do you know what that is…
Fish…
It’s freedom and it’s money..
Ok ok it’s freedom…
Come on let’s get out of here before someone sees us it’s freedom..
And it’s fish.
Hey Kev, you have a chunk of terd in between your two front teeth… it looks like a bodegaba crunch just ate your diarreah bowl and spit out a monk’s leg!
Hey,hey,hey! Easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
Hi id like a hotel room plese…..with an extra large bed and one of them refridriators that you have to open with a key …credit card you got it.
I almost rolled my ankle on that board there
I Believe Ya…But MY Tommy GUN DON’T
I believe ya..BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON’T
I hope your parents bought you a tombstone for Christmas!
I knew it was you. I could smell you gettin’ off the elevator.
i LOVE you!
I MADE THE DISCOVERY
I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades and I was afraid if I wore them, I’d wreck them… so I kept them in a box and you know what happened to them? I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside; I just wore them in my room a couple times. If you aren’t gonna use your heart, then what’s the difference if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it’ll be like my rollerblades – when you do decide to try it, it won’t be any good. You should take a chance – you got nothing to lose.
i would like a hotel room with an extra large bed, a tv, and one of those little refridgerators you can open with a key…credit card, you got it
I’m 10-years-old. TV is my life
I’m going to give you till the count of three to get your lousy lion low down four flushing cunkis OUT MY DOOR!
I’m not apoligizing to Buzz! I’d rather kiss a toilet seat!
I’m not sorry, I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me. And if you’re all so stupid to believe his lies, I don’t care if your idiotic trip to florida gets ruined or not…who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical paradise anyway?
if you don’t get your lousy, good-for-nothing carcass outta here by the count of ten i’m gonna pump your guts fulla lead…1…2…10…(machine gun sounds)…keep the change ya filthy animal
If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won’t forget to remember you.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Jingle Bell Rock.
Kevin what is it with you and christmas trees
Kevin, kevin give this to kevin give this to kevin give this to kevin
give this to kevin here you go kevin.
Kevin’s not here Kevin’s not here Kevin’s not here Kevin’s not here
Kevin’s not here Kevin’s not here Ha ha ha ha KEVIN~~~}
KEVIN, YOU SPENT $967.00 ON ROOM SERVICE???
Kevin: I’m not sorry, i did what i did because buzz humiliated me. And since you’re all too stupid to believe his lies, i don’t care if your idiotic florida trip gets wrecked or not! Peter: Kevin, you walk out of here and you’re sleeping on the third floor. Fuller: Yeah with me :sips pepsi: Kevin: So what else is new?!
Kevin: If some guy saw you in the shower would you ever want to see him again? Concierge: I suppose not.
Like a rock.. huh Marv??
(Pile of furniture falls down)
Looking for someone to read you a bedtime story?
Madam, there are hundreds of parasites, armed to the teeth (Mrts. McCallister slaps him). Do bundle up, it’s awfully cold outside.
Maybe they’re just too busy. Maybe they don’t forget about you but they forget to remember you. I don’t think people mean to forget; I think it just happens.
Merry Christmas Harry…
Happy Chanukah Marv!
My dad beats me daily.
My family’s in Flordia and I’m in New York. My family’s…in Flordia…and I’m in…New York.
my tie is in the bathroom
My tie is in the bathroom. I can’t go in there, because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I would grow up never feeling like a real man, whatever that means.
nobody throws brick at me and gets away wit me, cmon marv get up
Oh No, my family’in Florida and Im in New York!
Oh No, my family’sin Florida and Im in New York!
Okay, enough of this gooey sh- show of emotion, alright everybody dig in!
SIIIIIIIICK
Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There’s an insane guest with a gun!
Suck Brick Kid
That was the sound of a Tool Chest falling down the stairs
The most wonderful time of the year.
Two scoops? Make it three, I’m not drivin’.
What’s the matter? The store wouldn’t take your…STOLEN CREDIT CARD?? Let’s see what the police have to say about this?
What’s wrong the store wouldn’t take your STOLEN CREDIT CARD let’s see what the police have to say about it.
Would it bother anybody if i worked on my cannon balls.
No.
Thanks…
(Jumps in pool and shorts fall off…)
YIPES.
Wow that was fast
Wow, what a hole.
Wow,what a hole!
WOW…Luxurious…AND spacious!
You got the right to remain silent, you know.
You was here, and you was SMOOCHIN with my brother! I believe your terribly mistaken sir. Dont give me dat! You been smoochin with every body!
Your draws sir: gees don’t flash these babies around here there could be girls on this floor.
I was very careful sir..
Oh i am sorry you wanted another tip
That won’t be necessory i still have some tip leftover (Chewing gum.
(Showing him money)
No tip ok..
No, no, no, no wait, wait, wait….
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